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God, I just texted a shot of my ass to my graphic design professor.

I guess it wasn't funny.

That's funny.

I don't know what you're talking about.

What's the point?

Hi, Professor Garrett.

Sarah.

I'm so sorry.

Stupid of me.

It happens.

Better?

Thank you. I feel so much better.

I would never do something like that to you on purpose.

I'm sure you would.

You're like the coolest professor here.

Thank you, Sarah.

You're just so cool and laid back about everything. I thought you'd be pissed.

Why? I kind of thought it was kind of funny.

It wasn't meant to be funny. I just kind of wanted that creep to leave me alone.

Yeah, well, maybe you want to try and ignore that kind of guy. He's just

to get a ride out of you.

Yeah.

Can I ask you something?

Sure.

You're just so cool and...

non -reactive, and I was just wondering, did that picture turn you on?

The picture, did it turn you on at all?

Yes.

I knew it would.

Yeah, yeah.

You're so different from guys my age.

They... You're so cool and suave. It's really hot. I mean, any

guy my age would have pulled a dick out by now.

Well, that's young guys.

I was just thinking, you know, maybe we should... What?

Explore this a little.

You know, maybe try to... Sarah, do you have any...

Homework, possibly, or maybe you should be leaving. Anything?

Uh, I don't think so.

Really? Really.

Do you think I'm attractive at all?

Yes,

of course you're attractive.

And you thinking I'm attractive and standing here in your office, you would

let me walk away.

I'm wanting to fuck you right here, right now.

Well, that would be the proper thing to do, wouldn't it?

Sarah!

No,

Sarah! Sarah!

Come, look, this is difficult play.

Sarah!

Sarah, this is my office. You can't be doing this.

Sarah, look.

I know your class schedule.

Sarah!

Look, Sarah, they could not.

Sarah.

Sarah.

Stop it.

This is not right.

Sarah.

Sarah.

Sarah.

What happened?

Thank you.

This is so wrong.

So wrong.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

hurt, hurt.

Mm -hmm.

Ha!

I fucking love it.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck, I feel bad.

Oh shit.

Oh God, I feel so good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking good.

Oh, yes.

I'm telling you, you're the coolest professor in the world.

Talk too much.

You're sending

silly pictures to me, aren't you?

What a mess we got me into already.