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In college, I was the most popular and definitely the hottest.

Actually, I was voted most likely to never work a day in my life after

graduation.

But all that changed when Molly showed up.

What? I'm not allowed to go to school?

Actually, Blake was definitely the most popular, but she wasn't the hottest.

That's me.

But we can debate about that later. What's not up for debate is that Molly

c**t. I literally just wanted an education.

And she'll play little Miss Innocent. Like, who me?

Little old Molly?

What did I ever do?

They f**ked my dad.

Oh my god, that's not true.

Well, I did f**k her dad, but I didn't know it was her dad at the time.

Lie!

Hot enough for you?

Oh, maybe a little too hot.

Oh, I see what you did there. You took what I said and made it about something

else. Yeah, double entendre.

No, thanks.

I don't drink.

No, I mean, it's not a cocktail.

Never mind, do you go to school around here?

Yeah, I go to Centennial College.

Oh, so does my daughter.

Really?

What's her name? Maybe I know her.

Blake.

Never heard of her.

I could have sworn he said Melinda.

She's a homewrecker. She broke up my happy family.

There was nothing happy about our family.

I mean, her mother was having an affair with my brother.

Blake was about to marry some scary guy with a neck tattoo.

Anyway, I didn't even know Blake and Molly were friends until it happened.

It doesn't bother you that I'm the same age as your daughter, right?

Oh, not at all.

Honestly, it'd bother me more if you were the same age as my wife.

Weirdest midlife crisis ever.

Am I right?

There we go.

Touch them. You like them?

They're so nice.

Thank you.

Yeah,

that feels nice.

Thank you.

Bye. Bye.

yeah just like me all over

Yes, kiss me.

Yes.

Come here.

That's all.

Yeah.

you're doing.

Your cock is so big.

Fuck,

that feels good.

Oh, my God. You know, some college girls, they don't like to lick the

And I'm not afraid.

Good.

Girl, that's good. Oh, my God.

I know what you're doing.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, you're so much fun.

You too.

Oh, my God.

My wife hasn't done that in forever.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, God.

I'm going to try to reverse cowgirl, you know?

I think somebody's been watching.

Oh, God.

You're going to have to stop.

Yes, it is.

Yeah. Yeah.

God. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh.

Yeah, make me feel eventually.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Thank you.

Oh,

yes.

Later.

Yeah.

Oh. Oh.