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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Ah, this feels good.

Yeah, it does.

Nice fucking little cruise on the fucking...

Right?

What's going on up here?

What's going on?

Someone can't parallel park.

She's been going back and forth, back and forth.

What's that?

Do you know her?

No, but...

She looks like she's having a hard time.

She's gonna...

Oh, she's getting...

You know what we're doing?

We're watching her right now.

She's getting on the show.

Look at this.

Let's just stand and watch her.

Oh, shit, wait.

Hello?

You alright?

Yeah, I'm okay.

I'm just trying to park.

That guy never leaves any room here, ever.

Oh.

What a jerk.

I mean, you can only fit a truck in here, but...

This might be an airport runway.

I think you can land the plane in here if you can't even parallel park.

What is she doing?

Alright.

Am I not getting in?

Yeah, no...

Well, it really is a tight space, I mean...

Yeah, you have more room just...

If you just reverse it just a little bit.

But you gotta kinda cut your wheel, I think, to the left to be able to get on

this side.

Yeah, yeah, stop, stop, stop.

I don't want you to hit the car in front of me.

Do you want me to do it?

Can you please?

Do you need help?

I mean, do you mind?

No, of course not.

I don't want to hit his car.

I don't want to hit mine.

Yeah, oh.

That makes sense.

And he's taking up half my spot.

He is.

Yeah, that's...

Do you know that guy?

No, I don't at all.

Okay.

I'm assuming he lives here.

Yeah, that's just ridiculous.

What was that?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

No, I'm assuming he lives here.

I hope, but...

I just need to park because I have stuff to do.

Yeah, absolutely.

I'll help you right now.

Yeah, we'll help you right now.

Cool.

Sorry about that.

Oh, sorry.

Excuse me.

No, no, no.

Do you...

So you live here?

Yeah, yeah.

I live in the building right now.

Okay, yeah.

We're just right there on the fourth floor.

He'll be more than happy to help you.

Oh, thank you.

There you go.

I feel so foolish.

No worries.

What's your name?

My name's Alexis.

Hi, Alexis.

I'm Johnny.

Hi, nice to meet you guys.

Hi.

Dale, it was nice to meet you.

Hello.

We're probably neighbors.

He'll probably help you out right there.

I don't know if parking can be a bitch.

Yeah, I've never ever been really good at it.

Oh, okay.

Well...

Thank you.

Yeah, of course.

I appreciate it.

There you go.

Hold on.

We'll let him kind of like just do that a little bit.

Oh, wow.

You're, uh...

You headed out anywhere or are you just...

Yeah.

Just taking a little stroll today?

Well, yeah.

I'm just coming home to grab some things and stuff and then I have to head out.

Okay.

Here, let me...

Why don't...

We should maybe like just get out in the street a little bit there.

Hold on.

That would be good.

Yeah, and then he could actually park the car.

Yeah, there we go.

There you go.

Cut it a little bit more.

I had a lot of room.

A little bit more.

What an idiot I am.

Oh, there you go.

Sometimes it's just, you know, it takes just a little bit longer.

I had tons of room.

No.

No.

The lady behind me kept like rushing me to park because she just wanted to go,

so...

Oh, okay.

I got it.

I see what you're saying.

And then I think she wanted the spot.

Yeah.

Okay.

Sorry about that.

Nope.

Oh, there we go.

So, he's...

He got it.

You got it, dude?

Yeah, I only had about eight feet of room.

What was your name again?

Alexis.

Hi, Alexis.

I'm Ilz.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Yeah, we're up on the fourth floor.

Oh, I'm on two.

Yeah, very nice.

Yeah.

We're more than happy to help you anytime you need some more parking.

As you can tell, my buddy here is very good with it.

Thank you.

Yes, anytime you need someone to parallel park, we're neighbors.

Yeah.

So, in fact, you want to come check out my place?

You got a minute?

I have, like, a few, but I have to go somewhere, so...

Oh, okay.

Okay.

What do you got, a date, maybe?

Oh, you got...

That's a little impersonal.

Oh.

I feel like I know you already.

I just parked your car.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

I did just say, take my car.

No, no, no.

That was pretty intimate encounter we just had.

Yeah, exactly.

No, no, no.

And I don't want your husband to, like, kind of come on out here like, what the

fuck are you doing?

Whatever.

Yeah, you're probably married.

I'm not married, but...

Oh, you're not?

No, I mean, if I was, maybe he would, but no.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

Well, that's something we have in common.

Yeah.

I'm not married either.

Yeah, marriage is not for me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right.

Listen, we're actually just about to head home.

We were just coming back in from the store.

Why don't you at least kind of come on a little bit?

I mean, we're more than welcome to kind of come hang out with us.

We're neighbors.

Yeah.

I mean, we at least just kind of, like, just want to, like, you know, meet some

more of the community around here.

We're kind of, like, big kind of community supporters around here.

And we actually have a couple of ideas you might be interested in, to, like, if

you wanted to kind of, like, come talk about maybe some business or some stuff

like that.

Hmm.

That sounds interesting.

We have a couple of things, incentives, I think you might be interested in,

like, you know, we do a lot of business together.

Yeah.

And we're in, like, video production.

We do photography.

Yeah.

I like that one.

Productions and kind of all sorts of stuff.

And, you know, we have a couple of, like, Have you ever done any, like,

modeling or something like that before?

No.

No?

No.

Would you ever consider modeling?

I don't know.

No?

Maybe.

All right.

That's a start.

That's a start.

I don't know.

That's what I'm doing with the video camera here.

Yeah, yeah.

If there's, well, I'm a little bit older.

I'm like, if women can still model at my age, hey, I know something.

Are you kidding me?

You're, like, prime age.

Yeah.

That's, that's, that's.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Oh, you're going to make me blush.

It'll take 10 minutes of your time.

You care to, like, maybe just get out of the office.

That's okay.

Just, like, yeah, a couple minutes is okay.

Okay.

Just want to get to dinner before.

Yeah.

A couple minutes is all it takes.

Perfect.

Cool.

Did you give her back her key?

I took it.

Okay, you got it.

All right.

Why don't you come follow us?

Come hang out with us for a little bit.

Okay.

So cute.

Thank you.

You're very polite.

Did you lock the door?

You know what?

I did not.

There's a lot of creepy people around here.

You want them to, you know.

There you go.

There you go.

Yeah, you'll never be, guys.

You'll never know who you run into on the streets, right?

Yeah.

A lot of creepy creepers.

Listen, dude.

Don't fuck this up, all right?

Let's do this.

All right.

I got this.

I got this.

All right.

Yeah, we're right on over here to the right.

What, this way?

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Thank you.

There we go.

So, this is my place.

You like it?

Yeah, it's pretty nice.

It's a lot nicer than mine, a little bit.

Oh, is it?

I thought they were all kind of, like, similar.

It should be all, like, a similar floor plan, right?

I think, wait.

How many bedrooms is yours?

Uh, two.

That's two.

Maybe that's what it is.

Mine's only one.

Oh, okay.

So, you just live, I mean, what floor do you live on?

On the second.

Oh, you're on the second floor?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

So, I gotta ask you a question.

Where did you learn how to parallel park?

Because you are awful.

I mean.

And two, do you have a driver's license?

That's important.

You know, I gotta be honest.

I'm kind of glad I know what your car looks like now, because I know to park on

the other side of town.

She's like a bowling ball.

Man, watch out.

We're just fucking around.

Oh, my gosh.

Listen.

I know how to drive.

I have a good driver's license.

I just can't.

I parallel park for shit.

You know, it's not everyone's specialty.

I've done it once, like, a few times that are good.

I get it.

I get it.

You know.

A lot of cars these days can parallel park themselves.

Oh, my.

You might want to invest in one of those or something.

Get a driver or something.

Just, like, someone that can park for me.

Yeah.

Or even be able to pay someone to park your car.

Or valet parking.

No.

Oh, my gosh.

Do something.

Oh, my gosh.

So.

But you are pretty, so I'm sure you can get away with.

Oh, thank you.

But you're pretty, so it's okay.

You can park like crap.

You can get away with a lot of things.

Well, we were there to help.

Yeah.

You know, which was cool.

Friendly neighbors.

Thank you.

Yeah.

We're friendly.

Yeah.

Otherwise, I probably would have been there for, like, 20 minutes.

Yeah.

And it looked like it wasn't getting any better.

And the truck that was behind looked like he was.

Yeah.

Yeah.

A lot of angry drivers behind you.

Yeah.

So.

I do got to say, though, you have amazing breasts.

Has anyone ever told you that?

Yeah.

Like, all the time?

Of course.

Is that why you get away with the parallel parking?

I'm assuming.

Yeah.

Did you see those things?

No.

Oh, my gosh.

Is it?

Well, we're neighbors.

I mean.

It's okay.

I like my boobs.

They're mine.

I say what's on my mind.

I'm not.

No, they're mine.

They are fantastic.

Yeah, they are.

Do they get out much?

A little bit, I guess.

I don't know.

I'm sure your boyfriend really appreciates them.

I don't have a boyfriend.

Oh, right answer.

What?

Right answer.

You would think that I do.

Welcome to my house.

That was the right fucking answer.

That is amazing.

I'm shocked.

Me, too.

Wow.

So, I mean, like.

Then they're not getting that much attention.

At the moment, they are, I suppose, a little bit, but my boobs are on blast

right now.

Are we creepy?

Are we weirding you out?

No, I mean, I'm like, shit.

I mean, I don't know, you wear something like this, I guess people are going to

love it.

Yeah, absolutely.

Do you get a lot of that sometimes?

Do you kind of like, when you're at the gas station, you get kind of guys that

are like, do you get the whistle?

Do you get the cat calls?

She might not even know how to pump gas and just gets away with it.

Yeah, right?

I drive off with the freaking nozzles on my car still.

Like, I'm totally a typical moron.

No, no, you're killing me.

You are so funny.

No, a lot of the times when I go out, I wear just very casual stuff.

No bra.

Oh, really?

Like, workout stuff.

Yoga stuff, workout stuff.

Okay.

Sometimes I go out, like...

Are you a panty girl or no panties?

Is this really awkward?

That's really forward.

Oh my gosh.

We're just trying to get to know our neighbors.

Oh, do you wear panties or not?

Do you want anything to drink or you're okay?

I'm okay.

Okay, good.

I would have got you a drink.

Yeah, I would have got me some more if you wanted some.

But you are very beautiful.

Thank you.

So this is kind of like our lucky day, right?

Yeah.

I mean, you don't always run into beautiful women like this.

Oh, you guys are nice too.

I don't know a lot of the neighbors and the one I do know is a real prick.

Oh, that sucks.

How long have you been living here?

Just like six months.

Oh, so you...

So that's why I can't park and I'm fairly new.

And why we haven't seen you.

I mean, I'm trying to stay...

I'm going back and forth.

No, it's okay.

Go ahead.

It's back and forth.

No, go ahead.

It's fine.

Get it all out.

Yeah, get it all out.

I'm trying to get it all out right now.

I haven't had someone like my boobs this much in a long time.

Really?

It's a little interesting, but okay.

Wow.

I gotta be honest.

I think I've thought about having sex with you about a hundred times since

we've been having this conversation.

Is that weird?

No?

Good.

Good.

I thought it was weird.

I was like, is that weird?

Should I say it?

Yeah, I'm just gonna say it.

I like to say what's on my mind.

We're very forward here as you can tell.

We're a good name.

Why don't you stay a while?

Put your glasses down.

You're so shy.

I'm not that shy.

I mean, I'm shy.

Oh, she's not shy.

It's the green light.

Oh my God.

This is the green light.

We got the color green.

Green light.

That means she's ready.

You know what?

People wear green.

That means that they're putting themselves out there.

Like they're ready.

I didn't know that.

Yeah.

You never heard that before?

Not at all.

Can you believe she's never heard that?

That's crazy.

I thought it was like me.

I don't know.

Not at all.

Yeah.

So I guess I should wear green all the time?

Is that what you're saying?

If that's what you want to wear, you wear it.

Because it looks good on you.

Yeah, I agree with that.

What kind of guys do you like?

Tell us.

I don't know.

I don't have a specific type.

I like men.

Yeah?

I like men who like women who, I don't know, who have good jobs, who are

confident, sexy.

I don't know.

Do you like kind of like muscular tan guys?

We know how to parallel park.

That has a friend?

Yeah.

Who can also back up parallel park?

Yeah.

Possibly.

We got you, girl.

Anything.

Oh my goodness.

Yes.

I like good looking guys.

I like guys who take care of themselves.

Good.

Europe.

Yeah.

Very.

So together.

Nice.

All right.

That's a start.

That's a start.

What's your favorite part on your body?

I do like it.

Do you like my breasts?

I like my feet too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I like your feet.

It's pretty.

Oh.

I got toes.

I got to capture it.

Yeah.

Oh.

Wow.

That is a nice toe.

I'm a big fat person.

I like feet.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

Do you like to slip on toes and stuff like that?

Mm-hmm.

Or do you like your toes sucked?

Mm-hmm.

Do you really?

I've sucked on toes before.

I need to like get my toes sucked.

Okay.

After a shower, I take it.

Or you like it dirty?

My feet are never dirty.

Got it.

I'm one of those weird women who's like, I like to be clean.

I think it shows a lot how a woman takes care of her feet.

That means she takes care of herself.

I think you're flirting with me right now.

I agree with you.

You agree with that?

I just feel like.

Is she coming on to me?

No, I'm not.

I mean, I got that vibe downstairs.

I didn't want to say anything.

I didn't know if I was alone in thinking that, but.

I totally agree.

You are flirting with me, aren't you?

Maybe a little bit.

See?

See?

A little.

Look at this girl.

I like this neighbor.

He's like, yay.

He's like, yay.

Now I'm all like.

So.

Can I maybe like touch them?

Can you maybe like touch them?

Maybe.

I guess.

Well, if that will keep you from staring at them.

Like you're going to eat them.

I'm going to offer free parallel parking for life.

Yes.

Are you going to be my partner?

For lifetime parallel parking.

Yeah.

And it's hot out there.

So I'm really like.

That is true, actually.

I don't have to go outside.

Exactly.

Are you going to be my like parking bitch?

I don't know.

Bitch.

I'll be your parking guy.

Hey, you've been joking with me the whole time.

I know.

I can have jokes.

I like it.

You're a little sassy.

I like it.

I think she's up for this, huh?

She's loosening up.

Right?

She's loosening up.

This isn't so bad.

This is fucking amazing.

You are fucking sexy.

I like it.

How are you single?

This is crazy.

My choice.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

No, it's not my choice.

Yeah, right.

I swear it's not.

Wow.

You look perfect.

You're not so bad yourself.

So you did say you wear panties?

I do.

Are you?

Are you?

I'm okay with that.

Okay.

I'm not.

Let's see those panties.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, I have a bush, by the way.

That is awesome.

I love bush.

Who doesn't love bush?

Weirdos.

Oh, my goodness.

How's that?

Oh my, look at this.

Tastes so good.

So good.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Tastes so good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Look how pretty that is.

Mm-hmm.

Look at that.

That's very nice.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Can I

dress off?

Oh yeah, let's take the dress off you, baby.

Let's go for it.

Let's do that.

I'll take it off.

I'll do the honors.

Yes.

Yeah, stick that ass out.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Fucking hot, baby.

Mm.

Mm.

So you

said something about the horse.

Mm-hmm.

What does this look like?

Let me see.

They're actually so good.

Wow.

You have a beautiful cock.

Let's see, baby.

Let me stick that ass out like that.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

That's a good girl.

Fuck.

That feels so good.

There's a baby smell over there, too.

This girl's awesome.

Crazy.

Yes.

Look at this fucking booty, baby.

It feels so good.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

You're doing it perfect.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Ah.

Ah.

Keep jerking it.

Keep fucking jerking it.

Yeah.

Back of that mouth.

Mm.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

That's good.

Such a good little cock sucker.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Down your throat again, baby.

Show me how far you'll go.

Yes.

Grab those balls, too.

That's it.

Ah.

Nice and low.

Mm.

Oh.

So bad.

Panties to the side.

Oh, look at that, oh, she's so awesome.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Let me show you what this is.

Look how wet you are, baby.

My pussy's wet.

Fuck your ass.

Oh, shit.

Put that down.

Fuck your ass.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Good girl.

Taking that tissue.

I should take the panties off you.

This.

Oh.

There you go.

That's it.

Pussy.

Give me attention, baby.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

You should be getting attention all the time, baby.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.