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Okay, okay I'll get to the bottom of it.

I have a new personal assistant and she's just like getting up to speed.

Alright, let me get, let me, let me finish.

I'll find out and get back to you. Alright?

Like right away.

Pronto.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Okay.

Okay. Bye.

Just one second. I got it right here.

One second. Just hold on a second.

Hello?

Dakota?

What the fuck happened in here?

I'm sorry, I dropped the phone.

Okay, and it seems like you dropped everything that's supposed to be on the

desk. I was just turning...

I was just trying to get your schedule together for the meeting in Iowa about

the movie with the motorcycle where the gang connects the... Right, yes. The one

where I'm supposed to meet with the director and the producer about an hour

I know. I was just trying... Well, you're trying what? To turn back time?

Oh, my God. Listen, Dakota, I really don't think this is working out. What?

Yeah.

Please don't cry.

I don't do well when girls cry.

I'm really sorry about what I said back there. That was very unkind of me.

You're right, though. I'm the worst person on this list ever.

I don't even know why you hired me.

Well, I think my ex -wife made me hire you because she's trying to get back at

me for something.

It's not a very nice thing to say.

Yeah, you're right.

I'm working through this.

It's part of my therapy.

I'll be better. I promise.

But you always play the very nice, witty, smart guy in your movies.

Well, that's because I'm a great actor.

I'm not good at anything.

You know, I think if you just took a step back and kind of maybe took a fresh

approach... But you fired me.

Not really.

Really?

Really? I still have the job?

Yeah, for now, okay?

We'll take it as it comes. We'll see how well you do. How's that sound?

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I've always looked up you in the movies, and I was so excited to finally meet

you.

Okay, well, now you have.

You've always been like a mentor to me.

Uh, yeah, you've only worked for me for like three days.

But you're such a great, funny, smart guy.

And you make me feel so... So what?

You make me feel like a woman.

Not like a plaything, but like a sexual woman.

Kiss me and tell me I don't make you feel like a man.

Listen, I didn't honor you to have sex with you. It's something Charlie Sheen

does, okay?

I know, but that's what's so exciting about it.

You make me cry.

It's alright.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Take this from me.

Turn around slowly.

Just stay there. Just stay there.

Don't do anything.

Do you like that?

Do you like when you kiss your ass?

So firm and pretty.

Can I lick your ass?

Yeah. Can I?

No, I'll give it to someone else.

Can you do something for me?

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