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(music)[Pop]

(music)[Pop]

(music)[Continues]

[Cat Screeches]

(music)[Ends]

- Morning, Oscar - Morning, Miss Albright

Finding a cab may take a while in this mess No umbrella?

Really think I need one?

Guess not

[Laughs]

- [Horn Honks] - Thanks Have a good one

Oh

Nice Bye

First stop, 66th and Broadway

I need to be there in four minutes, please

[Laughs] Oh, yeah That's gonna happen

Hi Dana?

[Man On Phone] WNYH You're caller seven Can you name our mystery song?

Oops I did it again Sorry

That's right! You win!

Oh, that's like five greens in a row

The force is strong this morning, boy

Dana, it looks like I'm running a little early

So I'm gonna make a stop at Balducci's Muffin?

I am the master of my universe Positive energy, positive results

[Dog Yipping]

Oh, perfect Taking the dog for a walk

Good morning, Mr. Phillips I want to introduce you to the hottest band in New York City

- [Dog Yipping] - Magic time

Oh, perfect!

Huh Find a penny...

[Cloth Tears]

[Sighs]

Uh, Mr. Phillips? Excuse me?

[Mutters, Sighs]

Here we go Lift

Good Walk it around

Bring it around Bring it around

That's it

[Chattering]

[Elevator Bell Dings]

[Sighs]

- [Man] Hey, hold it, please - Oh

- Thanks - You're welcome

- [Dog Yipping] - Come on, baby

- [Whimpers] - Baby made a poo-poo!

- Now, let's go - [Whistles]

Baby, your poo-poo's costing me

[Grunting]

Happy?

[Dog Whimpers]

- Hi Good morning - Mm-hmm

[Laughs] Sweet

[Groans]

[Dog Yipping]

- [Grunts] - Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?

- What are you doing? Get off! - I'm sorry Are you o...

Look, I'm... Let me help you up Stop hitting me!

- Let me help you up! It was an accident! - Oh, my God! Help!

- Hey, you! Don't move! - This is not...

- Help! Help! - This is not... not good Not good

- [Woman] Somebody! - Stay there!

- Let me help you up! Come on! - Get that thing near me, and I'll smack it!

I need backup! 288 in the park! Hey, you! Stay there!

- [Woman] I'll get you! - The button popped!

[Officer] Green jacket, skull cap Pursuing on foot

We're making music here We're not making chicken

Well, get it done We need this done

Sir, excuse me! Good morning, Mr. Phillips!

- I have a brand-new... - Got you!

- Mr. Phillips! - Give me your arm, pervert!

- Take a quick listen! - You smell like dog crap!

Officer, could you take me to the 36th Precinct?

They're nice to me there

[Elevator Bell Dings]

You promise? 6:00?

Okay I'll be the redhead who looks like this

In that case, I'll be there at 5:30

Okay

[Shouting]

Morning, Maggie

Oh, what are you so chipper about?

[Sighs] Brad Pitt and Jude Law had a baby

and I just met him in the elevator

Braden & Company Can I help you?

Somebody ordered Balducci's

Oh, yum Excuse me

What's happening on this body? Is this a new coat?

Yeah Can you believe it? Sample sale Fifty percent off

- Ohh - And her coat met someone

David Pennington Owner of the Boston Celtics David Pennington?

No, silly It's his son

Impressive But I, too, had a really great morning

Apparently, Saturn is in line with Neptune

Dana, you know those things aren't exactly factual, right?

Ooh! Ooh! And my new song got a really polite rejection letter

from Two Tone Records

But you know what they say: One door closes, and two doors open

Speaking of doors, uh, the Phillips meeting... When is it?

Now

All right, I've gotta go take notes

- Okay - I will see you guys after

- Bye Can I have one of those? - Do you want the bran?

Where is everybody?

- [Alarm Blaring] - [All Shouting]

[Shouting Continues]

Look, our SoundScans last week were 470,000

That's why we de... Yes, we deserve to be at the front of the store

Look, you tell him because I said so

You tell him Damon Phillips said so I'm hanging up now

I thought we had a meeting

Oh, they should be here soon If you'd care to...

Wait? This is a big insult D doesn't wait for anybody

Yeah, that's right No one Okay?

And he is furious Ain't that right?

It's true I'm furious

They should be here at any second I promise

- [Alarm Continues Blaring] - Are you kidding me, people! Sara! Sara, do something!

Oh, look! I just got an IM from Miss Braden

And it says she's doing some final touches

on an extra special presentation for you, and she'll be right here

Right

Do you know how much Downtown Masquerade Records made last year?

Yes 507 million, gross

Therefore, you know how much each and every minute of my time is worth

$964

Damn, that's a lot of money I didn't expect that

[Man] Yeah, and that includes the time that you're sleeping

So even when I go poo-poo, I'm makin' money?

- That's some expensive shit - Damn skippy

So you see why I can't afford to waste any time

And this is wasted time!

I completely understand that If you could just give me a moment, then I will start

Please If it's not worth the minute, then I will give you $965

Hmm

Because personally I think you're underpaid

[Inhales]

Hope you have your checkbook

[Siren Wailing In Distance]

- They brought him into custody - Charlie caught the case?

- Yeah - Charlie's crazy, you know

- Oh, I can't believe it's raining again - Oh Yeah

- [Alarm Continues Blaring] - Let me out! Let me out first!

[Shouting Continues]

- Sara! - Yes, uh, Miss...

Right No Of course

Wha... Right

Damon Damon, I'm so sorry to keep you waiting

- Uh-huh - [Sighs]

With cheese Okay

I just need to get the files, and we can start the presentation...

- No, no We're done - Damon, please The elevator was stuck

What are you talking about? Miss Albright just pitched me your entire PR strategy

It's brilliant Especially the part about the party

Oh A p-party?

Yeah, the masquerade bash thing I love it

- Oh, you... you like that? - Yeah

It's a great way to showcase our talent and get a tax write-off and support a good cause

And you know I can never say no to a party

[Rapping] What you say What you say What you say

Me too I love to par-tay

Don't do that

Got you covered, Mr. D Your car is right this way

Masquerade bash?

Uh, I'm really sorry, Miss Braden I just...

I took notes at other meetings, and then I just improvised from there

Well, looks like you've got a big party to plan

Right Right Yeah

Of course, you'll need your own office

- Wh... Me? - Your idea You're in charge Sara?

- Huh? - Find Ashley a new office

- and get her a company credit card - Thank you, Miss Braden

Oh, please, Ashley From now on, it's Peggy

- Peggy - Peggy

- [Giggles] - And you are?

- Mail - Whatever

And don't worry, Ashley I'll be watching your every move

- Sara - Yes, ma'am?

[Sighs]

Katy, I'm home

Oh, hey, Jake

Hey Wow What happened to you?

- Fourth-grade boys - They're the worst, aren't they? Let me see

- What's it stuck on with? - Krazy Glue

Huh, been there At least you had a better day than me

- Burger? - Of course Ketchup for you

- Katy, where's my bun? - Oh, it's in the oven, Grandma

- She's got a bun in the oven? - Hey, Jake

- Hey, Aunt Martha - Now, Katy

I'll be back after my shift at midnight

Cool

Stay out of trouble

- Love you, Jake - Love you too

- Katy, mind your cousin - I'll keep an eye on her

- See ya - Ready?

Wait Is it gonna sting? 'Cause I kind of like wearing it

Well, it's not gonna sting if you hold still

- Ow Ow Ow - Hold still! It's gonna be fine!

Hold still One, two, three...

There you go There you go Well, hold on Hold on Hold on All right

- What do you say? - Thank you, Jake You're my hero

Give me some skin You know, I'm gonna take this

This is definitely a, uh, choking hazard

- All right - Bye

See ya

- [Grunts] Not again! Oh! - [Clattering]

So, where is he taking you?

A basketball game His dad's team is playing Philly

Not sexy enough Home or away?

- Away - Let me guess

On his private jet which he flies himself?

- So wrong He has a pilot - Speaking of dates Hello?

We should try to find the dragon lady one for the bash

That way, she won't be all over us, watching our every move

Mm Good luck Men of Peggy's caliber don't exactly take ads in the Yellow Pages

[Scoffs] Could you possibly idolize her any more?

What? She's sophisticated, glamorous, gets invited everywhere

and never has to stay home because she has nothing to wear

- Right Nothing to wear - Wee, wee, wee

- [Doorbell Rings] - Coming! - I'll get it

- I'm coming - I'm coming!

- Find an outfit - I found one

- Ooh, ooh, ooh - Whoa Who is that?

Down, girl You're drooling on my doormat Oh, it's my next-door neighbor

- Who? - Shh Antonio

- Oh, hey, Ashley - Hey

Your dry cleaning was delivered while you were out, so I took it

Oh, you are such an angel Thank you

- I do what I can Big date tonight? - Kind of big You?

- Ah, every night is date night - [Chuckles]

- Okay, I'll see you then - Thanks

- Bye - Oh, hey, Antonio

Are you free next Thursday?

I'm never free What do you have in mind?

Well, you won't want to miss this

Masquerade Records is throwing an outrageous promo party

Food, fun, dancing and a blind date with my boss

Your boss? What's she like?

She's very smart, strong, an independent woman

- Is she good-looking? - Of course

Okay, look, if you think we'll hit it off, then that's good enough for me

Oh, you're the best Thank you so much Bye

- Bye - Oh, yes! A date for the dragon lady

- Yes! - You know, this isn't mine

Whose is it?

- Oh! Sarah Jessica Parker's - [Screams]

- What? - Not kidding

I did not know Sarah Jessica Parker lived in your building

Oh, my God And look, it's Dolce

Oh, my gosh I can return it tomorrow

[Sighs] Let me look Oh, yes

Your size What are the odds?

- Don't be jealous - You know, this might actually look cute on me

- You should totally wear it tonight - Well, of course

- Yeah, I'm gonna need some chocolate now - I'm gonna need some milk

I'm gonna go try on the dress

I'm gonna go try on the dress

[Wings Flapping]

Thanks

Ay, ay! Asshole!

- [Tires Screeching] - [Man] Hey, watch it, will ya!

Sorry Sorry It's okay

Yo, one, two, check Sound check

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(music)(music) [Singing]

- Hey, Jake - Hey, Mac

(music)(music) [Singing Continues]

Hey, hey! Hey, Jake!

Jake, how'd it go?

So, uh... So you got Phillips the CD?

Uh, not ex... not exactly

You know, we just had some scheduling conflicts we had to deal with

Jake, this has been going on for weeks

Guys, we're right on track Trust me

There are even gonna be a couple of "A" and "R" guys here tonight

Hey, Jake There's a clogged toilet in the men's room

Uh, and I'm looking forward to plunging it, Mac

but not until my shift starts, which is in two hours

Pretend it's a Grammy

Grammy? Grammy it is Okay

So I'm gonna take care of this Keep up the energy

Hit that "G," Tom We're gonna have a great show tonight, guys

(music)(music) [Singing]

(music)[Man Singing]

(music)[Continues]

- Here we go - Thank you

I thought we were taking a jet

This takes us to the jet

Oh, wow This is definitely going in my diary [Squeals]

Good evening, Bayonne Ashley, where did you get that gorgeous dress?

[Laughs] Don't ask

(music)[Continues]

(music)[Ends]

[Bowling Pins Falling]

(music)[Man Singing]

- Hi How are ya? - Hi

Guys, you're on

Gentlemen, enjoy the show Cocktails on us

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the hottest rock band in New York City!

- McFly! - [Cheering]

(music)(music) [Singing]

[Screams]

- [Microphone Feedback] - [Gasping, Chattering]

- Keep on going I got it - [Feedback Continues]

- Oh! - Let's get out of here

- [Jake Yells] - Hey, fellas, come on

[Chattering Continues]

[Groans]

You're firing me? You don't even pay me

Look, Jake, you're good I mean, you did find us

- It's just... - But? What's the but?

But we just think it's time to go home

No, you can't go back home We're this close, guys

Jake, we haven't had any lucky breaks over here

And poor Doug misses his mum Yeah, he does He cries every night

- [Yells] - One week How's that?

How's that? You give me one week

And if I can't make it happen for you guys by then, then I get it

We're done You can go back home No hard feelings One week

- Okay One week - One week

- One week - All right!

- Get some rest, guys - Mum's gonna have to wait one more week, Doug

[Laughing]

One week

- [Japanese] - So, did you?

Okay, David Pennington is a gentleman

- We kissed - Boring

- Check please, Zuki - Okay

- Thank you - So, was it a, um, normal kiss

or was it a supernatural, tingling in your toes

butterflies in your tummy sort of kiss?

It was enough to get him to ask me on another date

- Mm! - [Laughs]

- Thank you - No, no, no, no Uh-uh

Uh... W-Wait What's that?

Senor Platinum says lunch is on him

- I can't stand this - What?

Now, on top of everything else, Peggy Braden has given you worldwide buying power?

Okay, there's positive energy, and then there's just plain dumb luck

Here we go again Maggie, you've known me since seventh grade, right?

Okay, will you please tell her that I'm not lucky?

Well, you were voted prom queen at Franklin High

- So? - We went to Jefferson

- That doesn't mean anything - Okay

- What? Are you kidding me? - Thank you, Ashley

- Thank you - Thank you, Ashley

- Thank you, Ashley - But face it, babe

when they whacked you with that lucky stick, they whacked you good

- You guys are silly - [Speaking Japanese]

- Thank you - Thank you

Okay All right If you don't think you have the luck gene

then you wouldn't mind taking a little test

- Test? - Yeah

Test? Cool What kind of test?

- Ooh, sorry - Excusez-moi

- Hi One scratcher, please - Oh!

- What kind? - You wanna pick?

- This is not a fair test I happen to be good at these - The green one

It's a lottery Nobody's good at them

- Dollar - Thank you

- [Sighs] Guys... - Come on!

I mean, seriously, this is silly

- Do it Do it Do it - Fine No peeking

- Why? - It's my scratcher now

What'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get?

Five, 10, 15 I told you I was good at these

You are the luckiest person in the world

How do you do it, Ash? How do you do it?

I told you, you just scratch the silver boxes

Scratch? You just scratch? I could kill you!

Hey, watch it I can't afford to be injured I've got a major event to plan

And we have a walk-through downtown with Peggy in 10 minutes

Taxi! We have to pick up the presentation boards We're never gonna make it

Negativity That's your problem

- That's true Bye, sweets! - Make mama proud!

- Of course Love you - Au revoir!

- How you feeling? - Nervous

- She's gonna love it - Okay

- How about right here? - Yeah

- This place is amazing! - Quick She's ready

- Hi, Miss Braden - Uh!

Sorry Peggy So, are you ready to be impressed?

- I'm ready to have questions - Of course I would hope so

Okay, so we're going for a carnival-like atmosphere

We'll have an upscale mixture of VIP's, celebs

and record industry insiders

Only, everyone will wear masks

Interesting

We'll have a deejay, circus performers

fortune-tellers, atmosphere smoke and neon

Over here will be the VIP area

We'll have champagne... only the best

Dom Perignon served by waiters on stilts

And then a stage with Masquerade's latest videos and professional dancers

And over there, little alcoves

with couches and with drapes to give people privacy

Overhead, sky dancers

You know, I want people to feel like anything can happen here

(music)[Singing]

It's gonna be a magical night

(music)[Singing Continues]

- The hired dancers? - Are doing their thing

- And Phillips? - Is happy and is going up in five

Peggy, I've got it covered

See that you do, my dear

Oh, thank God

Thank you so much I owe you big time

So, which one is she?

Oh, she's the tall blonde one, near the fortune-teller

- Ah, very nice - Yeah, she's a little high-strung

No problem

It is gonna cost you extra

You're terrible But a doll

Now go I have work to do

So do I

(music)[Continues]

- [Man On Earpiece] Got another freeloader - What? No, no, no

If they're not on the list, they cannot get in No exceptions

- I'm on the list "Plus one" - [Chattering]

I'm on the list It's the jacket!

- [Male Reporter] Hey, look this way! - Ow! My foot!

- Sorry They threw me - What a loser!

- Of course I'm all right - [Grunts]

[Man] Just get the next one

[Man #2] Yeah, I got these

Uh, mm, is this the Masquerade bash?

- Are you Ronald? - Uh, yeah Yeah

- Th-That's me Ronald - You're late

- Dancers change in Room 5 - Okay [Chuckles]

So go on

Up to Room 5 Hope these clothes fit

(music)[Woman Singing Pop]

[Woman] Just as I thought The Lovers

[Gasps] Oh, fantastic!

- See, I told you, baby - Ashley!

Antonio Peggy

You two look like you're hitting it off

Yes, we really are Thanks for hooking us up

- You set us up? - Guilty as charged

Well, thank you He is adorable

Oh, my pleasure You two look made for each other

That's what Madame Z just said

- Did she? - The Lovers

Come on, baby Let's dance

- Whoa - [Giggling]

Keep up the good work, Z

You, come Don't you want Madame Z to tell you what's in the cards for you?

- No, it's okay Save it for the guests - Ah, a skeptic

No, it's just, how many times can you hear, "You'll meet a handsome stranger"?

Hello? It's called a Tuesday [Laughs]

What? You think that good fortune is normal?

Just as I suspected

What? What'd it say? Am I gonna win a cruise?

'Cause lately I've been having that cruise-winning feeling

Not exactly It says that good luck has always spun your way

Uh-oh Be careful

This card, the Wheel of Fortune, it is upside down

That means the wheel may be spinning back

Right Yeah I don't really have time for the whole spinning wheel thing

I have 500 guests and a broken bubble cannon to attend to

- So go - Well, keep up the good work People are loving it, Z

(music)[Continues]

Holy crap

Yeah! Yeah!

- Aren't they fantastic? - [Cheering]

Now hear this!

- Now hear this! - Now hear this!

- Are you guys having a good time? - [Cheering]

- Do you like the music? - [Man] I love the music!

I said do you like the music?

Ain't nothin' like a Damon party!

And I want to thank you for comin' out and supporting the Second Street Shelter

[Cheering, Shouting]

As of right now

we've raised $270,000!

Give yourselves a round of applause

That's a lot of money! It's not enough

I promise you, if you dig deep

and show me some money, I'll show you a good time

- Music! - [Cheering]

Hit it! Come on! Oh!

Wha... Wha... Ooh, ooh!

Ooh, ooh! Damn I'm good!

(music)[Man Rapping]

- (music)[Woman Singing] - No, no, no, no, no

- Where's the bubbly? Let's party, yo - Mr. Phillips? Excuse me!

[Groaning]

(music)[Continues]

Hey I'm gonna see you at church [Laughing]

What's up, man?

Hey, hey The dancers are supposed to be on the dance floor

- And the dance floor is that way - Uh, right Sure

I just...

(music)[Continues]

I was just about to ask this lovely lady to dance

- Oh! - Oh, sucking up to the boss, huh?

The bo... Sorry

You should go dance Go dance with him

- Come on You're earned it This party's amazing - He's kinda cute

You know what? I will I deserve to have a little fun tonight

- Ooh Bye! - [Wolf Whistle]

Can I go dance? I wanna go dance Can I go dance?

- Please - Fine Go, go, go Play Play

- [Woman] Hey, watch it, jerk! - Sorry

(music)[Man Singing]

(music)[Continues]

[All Gasping]

(music)[Woman Singing]

- I'm sorry - No No Don't... Don't be sorry

l... I, uh...

What? I can't hear you It's too loud in here Let me step outside

- I have to go - What? Wait

Look, I have to take care of one thing, but I promise I'll be right back

- But... - just stay where you are All right?

Okay

Ashley, who was that?

Um, I honestly don't know

You were just kissing that guy you honestly don't know?

Yeah Yeah Oh! [Gasps]

- What? - My shoe

- [Cloth Tearing] - Oh, my God

- What? - My dress

- My dress! - At least you're wearing underwear

[Gasps]

[Chattering]

That... That's what I'm trying to tell you This is the biggest party

- Mr. Phillips? Excuse me - No, no, no, no

The big... This is the biggest party Yes, we're throwin'...

- [Horn Honking] - Right Hey!

- [Grunts] - [Crowd Screaming]

- The kid! The kid! - The guy cut me off! Somebody call 911!

- Unbelievable! - Are you all right?

- Uh, uh No No, I'm okay - No, no, no

- I'm okay I'm okay - Somebody get an ambulance

- Uh, no, really I'm fine - Let me help you, man

- I'm not hurt Mr. Phillips - You're the luckiest son of a gun I've ever seen!

Mr. Phillips, you okay? You all right?

I'm better than okay, man I'm alive!

- You saved my life, Spider-Man - It was nothing, really

There's gotta be a way I can repay you

I'm just glad you're okay

There's gotta be something I can do for you

Um, okay You know what? I don't want to put you out or anything

but this band is exactly what you're looking for

- They're the hottest band in New York City - It's done

- If you just... What did you say? - I said it's done

- You bring, um... McFly, right? - Yeah

Bring McFly by the office, and we'll have a listen

Okay

- Say, kid, what's your name? - Jake. Jake Hardin

Jake Hardin, Damon Phillips owes you big [Chuckles]

Yeah, I'm still here This kid saved my life, man

Is it me, or did I just get lucky?

She's choking! Breathe, Ashley! Puke... Puke it up!

- Move it! Get out of my way! - She's choking!

- Here! Let me help - She's red!

- Here - Somebody help...

- One more time - [Grunts]

- What was that? - An olive

Ash, Ash, look!

- No, I did not! Not me! - Is she getting arrested?

- It's her! Her! - Who?

Are they pointing at me? They're pointing at me

Come on Let's get her

Excuse me

- They're coming over here - Oh, okay

Move it! Move it! Out of the way! Out of the way!

- Ashley Albright? - I'm afraid to say yes

You're under arrest

Is this about Sarah Jessica Parker's dress?

[Gasps] Wait I mean, no... I'm gonna give it back!

(music)[Man Singing]

Wait I obey the law I like the law

[Phillips] It's been a great night I almost got hit by a car

- And I would... - Step aside, sir

[Phillips] Hey, what the hell's going on?

I mean, hello? Sex and the City?

Sarah Jessica Parker has so many dresses

That was so last season Is she really gonna miss it?

You're a prostitute?

An escort I thought you knew

I have never been so humiliated

- Peggy, l... - Thanks to you and your little alcoves

"I want people to feel like anything can happen here"

Oh

[Cell Door Opening]

- Oh [Chuckles] - What are you grinning about?

- I know what's going on here - What?

- Where do you think he is? - Where do I think who is?

Shh The host

- The host of what? - Of this reality show

Okay, I've figured it out

You guys can come out and tell me that I've won now

- Are you insane? - Hey, keep it down in there!

Did David Pennington put you up to this?

- Huh? Did he? - That's my seat

I thought this was festival seating

- Huh? - This is real life, Ashley

You not only cost me my biggest client

but I can't even imagine what they're gonna say about me in the Post

- Braden - That's me

- You made bail - Oh, God, thank you

- Thank you - Peggy, I'm sorry

Oh, and in case you haven't guessed

you're fired

- [Clears Throat] - [Guard] This way, ma'am

[Sighs]

- Is this your floor too? - What did you say?

(music)[Man Singing]

(music)[Man Singing]

(music)(music) [Rock]

(music)(music) [Singing]

All right That's enough

- Hey, guys - [Phillips] Car ready, Tiff?

You know, they're just... They're

- a little nervous - Mm, go with 'em

Jake? Jake?

- I'm sorry if that wasn't exactly what you're look... - What do you like about 'em?

They have a fresh take on retro, like early Beatles meets Blink 182

I'm surprised you don't talk about record sales and demographics

Well, it's funny you should say that, actually

I think a band that's good will sell itself

- An idealist and a purist I like that - Yeah

I used to be like that once, but then I decided to become filthy rich

Uh, okay, well, thanks... thanks for the opportunity

Look, kid, I believe in luck

So I'm gonna send it out to a couple radio stations, see how it plays

Meanwhile, you guys work on a follow-up, okay? You got two weeks

- So, you're signing the band? - [Groans]

I spent eight minutes with you Why would I waste that time if I wasn't signing the band?

Tiffany, call accounting and cut them an advance check and put them up in a penthouse

- Okay - Now it's been nine minutes Let's go

All right Bye

Thanks Thank you!

Congratulations

Thanks

[Police Radio Chatter]

[Screams] Oh! Oh, my God!

[Screams, Sighs]

[Elevator Bell Dings]

[Sighs] Home

Good morning

Oh [Sniffs]

[Chattering]

Do I need a bubble bath

Hey Whoa Isn't that my...

We've gone through pretty much everything It's all rated PG-1

- That's right We're gonna have to clear it all out - What? Oh, my goodness

- This your apartment? - Yes Um, what happened?

- Flood - Flood?

Yeah, it's a, uh, technical term for a lot of water where it shouldn't be

It's no big deal though We'll take care of it

- Oh, thank you Do you mind if I go in and change now? - Hey, hey, fellas!

She wants to come in and change her clothes

- [All Laughing] - I don't get it Why are you laughing?

Sweetheart, we got a grade-four mold infestation

- You're lucky we found it - Lucky Yeah

Oh!

- Move it out! - Easy!

- Do you have my furniture? - Don't worry about that

- Oh - We'll burn it before it can contaminate anyone else

We did manage to save these

- This is it? - That's it

[Man] Check with the IC We're gonna need another hose

[Man #2] We're on it already We're gonna do a reverse hose lay

[Chattering Continues]

Hey, you Are you okay?

(music)[Woman Singing]

- This is my new apartment? - I know It's pretty amazing

Home theater, satellite TV

And at night, with the lights down low

let's just say this place is pretty mind-blowing

Uh, yeah, it's pre... it's pretty mind... you know, in broad daylight

Well, the band is down the hall The bar and the fridge are fully stocked

Oh, and just so you know, DMR is a really nice place to work

You know, like at some companies they don't allow employees to date each other?

Here they do

Date?

That'd be great! I'm free all weekend

Hey, you don't mind if the girl pays, do ya?

Some guys have this weird hang-up

Ooh, gotta split I'm late for my erotic massage class

Catch you later, Spider-Man

- [Door Closes] - (music)[Ends]

Erotic massage

[Mews]

Guys, thank you for letting me stay here Not only don't I have money

but the dragon lady's blackballed me from every firm in the city

- Well, why don't you phone your parents? - And admit defeat? No way

- Yeah - So, where should I sleep?

- In your room - My room?

Mm-hmm See, Maggie's room is right here above the kitchen

Thanks And Dana's is a Jennifer Convertible

Yeah, so your options are the La-Z-Boy

- Mm - Soft and sturdy

And my personal favorite, the fabulous futon

- Hmm? - Perfect

Well, I'll keep out of your way, and you guys won't even know I'm here

- Blow-dryer? - Oh, yeah On top of the radiator

Thanks [Sighs]

- [Mews] - I never noticed Is your cat all black?

- Yeah Why? - Just curious

Well, this is nice We'll have fun

Everything's gonna be... Oh, my God!

- What? - I have a zit

I have a zit! Girls, I have a zit!

[Screaming]

- [Gasps] - Ash, are you okay in there?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, wow!

- Ashley! - Oh! Oh! Oh!

[Dana Gasps] Ash!

- [Man] Okay, who's the idiot? - [Woman] Nice work!

Ash? Are you okay, Ash? Hold tight Hold on Sweetie?

I broke a mirror I broke a mirror I know

- Ah - I mean, guys, what is going on with me?

You know, I can't take seven more years of this

Ever since this masquerade bash, it's like I'm the anti-Midas

and everything I touch turns to crap

Okay, Ashley, calm down, all right?

For some reason, the fates have dealt you a lousy hand

- [Scoffs] - But the wheel always spins back

- Right? - [Siren Wailing]

- [Grunts] - [Screams]

- [Sighs] - You're fired

Oh, my God I need to borrow some clothes

- [Bells Jingling] - (music)(music) [Humming]

- [Door Closes] - (music)(music) [Singing In Russian]

Hello! Open up!

- Hello! - Yoo-hoo

- Yes? - You have ruined my life!

What? Ugh, it's you

Everything in my life was perfect until you came around

Wait a minute Was it really perfect?

- You know what? Don't you psychoanalyze me! - Whoa

Okay, just work your voodoo magic and give me my luck back

Fine Concentrate [Grunting]

- Gosh - [Shouts In Russian]

All right? It's back Now, please, go home

- I got an early day tomorrow - No, no

Do not patronize me, okay? You and your cards screwed everything up!

Now you have to fix it

I tried to warn you, sweetheart

Look, did anything unusual happen at that party?

[Laughs] Well, besides the fact that I tore my dress

nearly choked to death and the felony charges, no

Yikes How about before that?

Well, I mean, I kissed a cute guy, but that's hardly unusual

Wait a second You said that I could lose it to someone else, right?

So does that mean that he took my luck from me?

Maybe he needed it more than you

So he stole it? That little whack-kissing bandit!

No, that is just my luck, okay?

And you're gonna help me and tell me how to get it back

Me?

Well, let's see Uh...

If he took it from you with a kiss

then it stands to reason...

What?

So wait We're talking 20 professional dancers?

One of these guys' lips are the key to getting my life back, guys

- I don't believe it - Whoa!

- Hey, get off the sidewalk! - Take it eas'!

- What am I, a target? - See, it's ridiculous, right?

You can't get your luck back by kissing a guy

I don't believe how hot these guys are

Oh, great! Now you're encouraging her?

Oh, no I'm just here to observe and mock

Guys, I'm just trying to get my life the way it was again

Okay, how are you even gonna know if you kissed the right guy?

Oh, I've got a foolproof test

- [Bell Chiming] - Oh! Hey, hey, that's him!

Oh, yeah

All right!

[Cheering]

[Gasps] Oh, my God! It's definitely him

Oh, my gosh! Ashley, he's married!

Ashley!

(music)[Woman Singing]

- Michael! - (music)[Continues]

- I suppose that's your sister? - No, no, muffin, muffin!

- Tomato Sorry - [Arguing]

You ruined my wedding!

Ooh, yeah

Okay, push, push, push!

- Excuse me This'll just be a minute - Come on

[Whistles]

Sorry

Here Here

- [Groans] - Thanks anyway It's all right

- Oh, Dana? - Hmm? What?

Thank you so much Feel better

Please, please, please, please

Why?

Hi I'm Dave

Hey, Lance Can you hear me?

Hi How are you?

Um, okay, here goes

Oh! Ow!

Girls

He bit my tongue

(music)[Ends]

Here

Oh, come on Oh

Ooh! We still have one left

- Tom Guthrie - [Dana] Spit out the ice, Ash

- Mm - Tom Guthrie

We've looked for him at, like, three different addresses already

Yeah You know, you're right

I'm like the rest of the rabbit after they cut off its lucky foot

- I should just give up - Come on, Ash It's not that bad

Yeah, so you've kissed a dozen bacteria-ridden strangers

- You know, you still got your friends - Oh, thanks

But it's probably best that we no longer touch

- [Scoffs] - But I love you

Oh, you love me? I'm gonna get you

- I'm gonna kiss you - [Screams]

(music)(music) [Hums] [Gasps] Pancakes!

- Hi, kitty - [Beeps]

- Hey, Ash It's me, David - [Gasps]

Uh, big art opening tonight at Station "A" Gallery

- David Pennington! - Meet you there at 7:00? Don't break my heart

- [Beeps] - David Pennington Another date

- I'm not going - Why not? It's a chance with a great guy

No It's a chance to get hit by a bus Maggie

your black cat is crossing my path

Not good

Come on, Pancakes Don't be scared of the superstitious, mean lady

I'm not superstitious, but it's true I mean, it's bad luck

[Sighs] Dane, how's my scope?

Leo Leo

- "Your moon is in Uranus" - Ooh

Doesn't sound pretty

He could have canceled Isn't that proof enough

that this whole bad luck thing is totally bogus?

[Chuckles] I don't think so

Ashley, unlucky girls

don't get asked out by one of Us Weekly's most eligible bachelors

Unlucky girls sit and watch their more fortunate friends get asked out

while they sit at home and watch Oprah and eat last year's Halloween candy

- That's true - You're right

Of course I'm right Go get ready

[Sighs] You know what?

Maybe I'm not cursed You know, I'm just looking at things the wrong way

And these setbacks could just be opportunities

- Of course - Exactly

- Because when one door closes... - Two others open

Okay I'm turning over a new leaf, and my good luck starts now

Good

It's okay

Oh...

Did you just put that back in your eye?

- It was my last one, guys - That's really gross

Ow! My eye!

[Chattering]

But, you see, l... I'm on the list I'm "plus one"

David Pennington, plus one

- Hi, David - There he is See? There he is

- Oh, hey - David Pennington There

No, no, no There She's... She's with me

Thank you Oh!

Ooh

I'm okay Fine

Come on I got a surprise for you

Oh, my God

Would you look at that big, ugly

- brown pile of... - Uh, Ashley...

It looked like it came out of the rear end of an elephant [Groans]

- Ashley - Huh?

Uh... [Clears Throat] Meet my mother, the artist

- Hmm - The artist

Hi, Mrs. Pennington

You know, you look so much younger in person

Not that I mean you're old or anything

David, if I'm going to listen to this, I'll need vodka

Good idea

- Waiter - [Man] Yes, sir

Sure Hmm?

No, thank you

David, darling, that awful man from the Times is here

It's him

- That son of a... - Excuse me

Yeah? Oh, um, the waiter He was just...

- More your type? I totally agree - Wha...

- Mother, please - Um, if you two don't mind, I'm gonna run to the ladies' room

You! Finally

- Excuse me? - You're gonna keep your tongue in your mouth at all times

- 'cause this is strictly business - What?

- Give me back my luck Come here - What the...

- Let go of me - just... Uh-oh

(music)[Techno]

[Man On PA] From the bowels of this mortal coil come the mud men

- Kiss me, damn it! - Let me up! I'm in the show!

- [Man] I am a mud man - [Woman] I am a mud woman

[Group] We are mud people

and he is our mud king

- [Murmuring] - [Groans]

- Heart attack! I know CPR! - I'm not having...

He's not breathing!

He's totally breathing!

No, he's not It's a cardiac reflex thing

- I need to give him mouth-to-mouth - [Muffled] I can't breathe

[Both Moaning]

Mmm

He's gonna be okay

- Sorry - Lucky you were here

Lucky you know CPR

Yeah You know what? That's me Lucky

You know, I'm feeling kind of... Oh!

- [Gasps] - [Crowd Gasping]

Oh

[Woman] Irreplaceable!

[Man] It's ruined

- [Shutter Clicks] - This is ridiculous It was just mud

[Clears Throat]

You must have met my twin sister She was in here the other night

She's the bitch I'm the nice one

- What can I get you? - Um, can I just have a glass of water?

No buy, no sit See?

- Can I use the bathroom? - [Scoffs]

N-No buy, no bathroom!

Okay Great Fine Fine I'm leaving

I'm leaving Oh, are you all enjoying the show?

You know, the real me doesn't have days like this

As a matter of fact, maybe I'm not even here right now

This is all probably a... a dream that I'm having

induced by a... a deep-tissue massage

- Yes A massage that I won at a charity raffle - [Man] Shut up

That looks good Are you done with that?

No That was a joke I'm not gonna eat your scraps

Gosh! Maybe just some bacon

- [Crowd Groaning] - Mmm! Mmm!

I don't know what she's doing

Mmm! Mmm!

Oh, my God I'm like a coyote

[Man Chuckling]

Perfect

Oh, not the salt

Just so everyone knows

I think what I'm about to do is completely ridiculous, but it can't hurt, can it?

Come on

- [Screaming] My eye! - Oh, my God!

Oh! Oh, my...

- It was an accident I'm sorry - Miss, I think it's, uh

- time to go now - Oh, my God All right

I'm sorry It was an accident

[Man Groaning]

- I think we're clear - Thanks for that Sorry

- I couldn't help but overhear your, uh... - Oh, meltdown?

- [Chuckles] - Yeah Broke jobless And I just ate le jambon d'etranger

- What? - A stranger's bacon I thought it would sound better in French

- Oh - Guess not

You looked a little hungry I thought you could use this Turkey on rye, extra mustard

Oh Yes Thank you

- Thanks Um, nice to meet you - Okay Yeah

I'm gonna...

Look I know of a job... if you're looking for one

[Chuckles] Really? What's the scam?

- No scam - Well, do you want me to join your religion or something?

[Chuckles] No No religion stuff

It's just a job You know, a bad job Crummy pay for crummy hours

That still doesn't answer my question What's the scam?

Let's just say I know what it's like to be SOL

- SOL? - "Shit out of luck"

What makes you think I'm SOL? Just because I spilt the salt back there?

Yeah

Oh!

Look Where you are right now, I've been there

Been there? I lived there I was kind of the mayor of there

[Chuckles]

I'm Jake

Ashley

- Oh, God - Yeah, yeah No, you got it

- Oh, my gosh - Looks great on you

Can anything else... I mean, to be honest

I'm not really dressed for a job interview right now

For this one I think you'll be fine

- Okay - Wanna check it out?

- Why are you so nice? - Why... just... Look I mean

shit out of luck... That's my thing

- put me in this position - You're gonna love her

- This is not fair Listen - She's great

- I don't need another loser waitress here - Okay, Mac Okay

- You won't be sorry - [Sighs]

- I didn't get it - No, no, no, no, no No, no It's not that

You can have the job, but it's my old job

So?

Well, see, l... I'd hoped he would hire you as a waitress or something

My old gig was kind of a... like a janitor, food delivery person, toilet attendant

I'll take it I'll take it

(music)[Man Singing]

(music)[Continues]

Whoa! God!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa Oh!

Oh!

God

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

[Coughing]

Oh!

Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

What the...

I'll clean that up

[Muffled] Come on, boys Move it or lose it Let's go

There we go

(music)[Ends]

Before Phillips will release the album, he wants to see you play a larger space

- like the Knitting Factory - [All] Oh!

See if you can hold a big crowd for an hour, create some preheat Huh?

- Yeah! When? - I don't know

- Guys! Listen Carley, turn the radio up - (music)[Radio: Rock]

- No way! - That's it! That's it!

(music)[Continues]

Let's celebrate Burgers and fries on me

[All] All right

Hey, sweetie You, uh, scamper up that ladder and... and fix that light

- Well, I'm not so good with... - Thanks

heights

[Radio: Man] That's McFly, a new British invasion band...

Phillips will tell us tonight In the meantime, we have to focus on fine-tuning...

Whoa

track... See, that's not good

She should have gone up without the bulb

then brought down the old one, because now she's gonna be juggling...

Eh! Hey!

- You know where the broom is - Yeah I'll...

And she should have turned off the light first because now she's gonna be...

[Screaming]

Electrocuted

- [Panting] Oh, my God - Hi

Hi

So, other than, uh, you know, getting zapped, how's the job working out?

- Oh, I can't complain - That's good

No I mean I'm literally not allowed to complain I had to sign something

Oh I remember that

- This is cold, so it'll help - You're very handy with this stuff

- Thanks - Ah, that feels good

- Is that toothpaste? - Yeah It's an ancient Chinese remedy for burned fingers

- [Chuckles] - Yeah It pays to be prepared

I've got everything in this backpack

I have first aid, extra socks

- Isn't that a bit defeatist? - No, it's being a realist You've been out there

[Chuckles] Hey Let me see your cell phone

Why?

- What the... What is this? - Oh Flip it like that

Like that

Address book

"Bergdorf's, Bendel's and sushi"

Are you nuts? Unlucky people need hospitals

Also, never call 911 They take forever

Fire responds They're great

National Poison Control Center Ask for Lou He's very good

- [Chuckles] - [Chuckles]

You know what? Um

this backpack has seen me through just about everything

And

I think it's time to pass it on

- Oh No, no, no I couldn't - No No Honestly, I think you should have it

- Please You need it more than I do - Thank you

- [Cell Phone Rings] - [Sighs]

Uh, I better take this

- Oh, yeah Sure Of course - Hey, Katy How's my girl? What?

Your key? You checked the doormat? [Chuckles]

Um, okay What... What if I pick you up, take you to the new place?

Yeah You'll love it It's huge

Okay We'll have pizza It'll be fun

- I gotta run - Okay Uh, yeah

See ya, Ashley Uh, it's just a... It's a girl Yeah No

(music)[Singing]

- Hey Guys Guys Guys Come on - (music)(music) [Stops]

- Hey, guys Sounds good - How you doing? Thank you

- What's going on? - Look, Jake The Knitting Factory fell through

- What? - Oh, you're joking

- That sucks - But "Five Colours" has been gettin' great radio play

so I decided to book our boys at the new Hard Rock Cafe Times Square

No way!

- Who's your boy, huh? This is big! - Beauty!

- [Chattering] - This is... This is big How's my follow-up coming?

We're... We're working on it

- Uh... - All right That's good Don't let me stop you

- Sounds good, guys Congratulations - All right Have a good one

So, um, Jake, when are we gonna hear this amazing follow-up?

- When you guys write it - Right

Hey, Jake You got a delivery

Over there

[Man] Hey Isn't that that bird from the bowling alley?

- [Man #2] Yeah The electrocuted one - [Man #3] Hey, Jakey

Danny, let's work on your vocals for "Too Close for Comfort"

I think we're on the right track Just tighten it up a little bit

Okay We're... We're gonna take it from the second verse

- Hey - Hey

- Oh! I'm sorry - It's okay

- Thanks Oh! - I got it I got it I got it

(music)[Rock]

- I'm... I'm sorry about... - No Don't worry about it

Come on in Check out this song

(music)[Singing]

Sounds great, Tim

- They sound good - Yeah Yeah They do, don't they?

- Yeah - So, did you hear we're playing the new Hard Rock?

- Wow That's great - Yeah Well, besides the fact that it's a huge space

I'm probably not gonna be able to fill it

- and I'm kind of dead - It's tough, but not impossible

(music)[Singing Continues]

So, you think maybe, uh, you'd want to go to coffee later

or something maybe?

Yeah, um... [Clears Throat] That'd be nice

[Door Opens]

Oh There she is

- Oh Is... Is that Katy? - Yeah [Chuckles]

She's cute, huh? She picked out this jacket

- Oh Nice - Yeah

- Looks like a tramp - What?

What? Camp Camp She looks like someone I went to camp with

- Yeah - Strange

Weird

You know, l... I better get going Uh, Mac wants me to reset the rat trap

So, should I call you tonight?

Um, yeah, about that... Oh, geez

Um, yeah Some other time maybe I have other plans

- If that's cool Sorry about that again - That's okay

- Bye - Bye

[Door Closes]

Oh!

(music)[Ends]

- Thanks for the ride, Jake - Yeah Hold up one second

Um, so I'll see you later?

Tell Aunt Martha I'm gonna send Bernie with the car to pick you up Don't forget your homework

- Yeah, yeah I hear ya Later - All right See ya

[Door Closes]

Oh, no, no, no, no Don't do that

Don't open the umbrella Not inside

Very unlucky

[Grunting]

- [Whimpers] - [Wind Howls]

Oh! Oh! [Yelps]

[Breathing Heavily]

- Bernie - Yes, sir?

Back it up, will ya?

[Whimpers]

Oh, God

You know, there's a poncho in that backpack

I didn't even think to... to look

Can I give you a ride?

I only live 29 blocks from here

Uh, at least take my umbrella

I already have one

You know, I got a washer-dryer, uh

microwave popcorn, satellite TV

No l... l... I really shouldn't

Look I don't do this for just anybody, but

I'll even throw in some hot chocolate with those little tiny marshmallows

I love the tiny marshmallows

How about you toss the lightning rod and get in?

Oh

Thank you

[Thunder Rumbling]

- [Door Closes] - [Sighs]

- Nice place - Yeah Um...

We should get you some dry clothes Here Let me get this

- Oh, thank you - Laundry room's that way Bathroom's right over there

Uh, kitchen's right here Go whichever way you think you should go

- Thanks - Yeah Sure

[Sighs]

Mind if I throw some of my clothes in with yours?

No Not at all Wow Laundry room in your apartment

- As far as I'm concerned, that's when you know you've arrived - Yeah It's pretty cool

[Chuckles] You know what? I should wash this too Hold on

Okay [Sighs]

Oh Oh, shoot

- Toss this in for me, will ya? - Um, yeah Sure

- Thanks - [Phone Rings]

- Oh I should get this I'll be right back - Okay I'll be in here

- [Beeps] - [Groans]

Since when does a washing machine need an LCD screen?

- [Beeps] - Okay

- [Beeps] - [Whirring]

[Sighs]

Oh, my gosh Oh, my gosh What is going on?

Oh, my gosh

Oh, no!

Stop! Please stop! Stop!

- [Beeping] - Um, off

Off! [Groans]

What are you, possessed? Oh!

- Everything okay in there? - Yeah! Everything's fine

- Okay - Oh!

What is going on? Okay Water off

Water off! Oh!

- Oh, God! - [Beeping]

Off! Off!

- [Whirring] - No, not spin!

[Gasps]

- [Whirring] - [Gasping] Oh, my God

Hello?

Oh, my God Oh!

- Stop! Please stop! - [Jake] Okay Uh...

I'm sorry

I'm so sorry

I got it I got it I got...

- [Whirring Stops] - [Sighs]

- How'd you do that? - [Chuckles]

Uh, there's a... there's an off button on the LCD screen

What can I say? I am a pathetic disaster, and I give up

- You give up? - I give up I don't care anymore

You know what? It feels great

[Yelps]

You know what? I gave up years ago It's my secret to happiness

Oh! Wait a minute Wait a minute

- Play fair - Oh

- Ow - Oh, no

- Oh, man - Your eye?

- You're done - I'm sorry

No

Oh, cool!

Oh, am I interrupting something?

- Hi, Katy - Hi

- Wait You're Katy? - Last time I checked

Hi I'm Ashley

No No, that's not a problem I'm on it Yeah

So, Jake tells me you're a loser

What? I'm not a loser

That's cool I'm a loser too

Anyway, it's just like a term of affection, not a permanent condition

- Oh - You just haven't had any good luck That's all

No, no It's great

I love these little marshmallow things

So do I

Okay Yeah Yeah We'll talk later All right, sir Bye

- [Chuckles] Oh, my God - Hot

- What's the problem? - Oh, Phillips wants the new song ready before the concert

- And? - And we don't have shit

[Gasps]

I mean shoot We don't have shoot

We don't have to tell Aunt Martha about this, do we?

Don't stress it I'll write you a kick-ass song

Oh, so you're a... you're a songwriter now? Very funny

- You could be more supportive - This is serious

- This is my life we're... - Guy... Guys...

- No shoot - No shoot That...

Uh... I think I can help you out

What do you have in mind?

Well, I have this friend...

(music)[Singing]

What a song

I totally understand If you don't want to use it, it's cool

No No, it's great

Just a few little adjustments

Hey, Harry Double the tempo

Danny, Tom, why don't you kick it off tight and rough it up a bit?

(music)(music) [Rock]

(music)(music) [Singing]

- Ashley - Yeah?

- Thank you - You're welcome

[Screams]

Hey

So I hear a rumor that, uh, you have another hit for me

Well, it's, uh... it's rough, but I got a good feeling, sir Yeah

Sounds good Positivity That's what I like

Oh, yeah Congratulations on, uh, selling out

Selling out?

You mean the Hard Rock? We sold out the Hard Rock?

- I BlackBerried you - I don't have a BlackBerry

- Tiffany, get him a BlackBerry - Yes

- There's a line around the corner of people just hoping to get in - Ah?

Hey, hey, hey I don't hug people, but, look, bro

You saved my life twice Once at the masquerade bash and... and now

l... It was a great night for me too

I mean, ever since then I've been about the luckiest guy in the world

- [Chuckles] - Look Come by my office later

- It can't be - I got some ideas

- [Jake] Okay - Geez

Jake. Jake is the guy I kissed at the masquerade bash

- Uh-uh - Yes

- No - Yes

- No - Yes

Yes! That's great He's hot

You don't understand If I kiss Jake

it's hello, fabulous carefree life

And that's a problem?

- Well... - Go

(music)[Continues]

- Ashley - No, no, no

Um, I have to go now

- (music)[Continues] - Uh, now?

- Whoa! - Oh, my God

(music)[Ends]

[Sighs]

- Taxi! - [Tires Screeching]

Sorry I was just checking something

[Gasps] Five dollars Yes

- Thank you, luck - Ashley?

Miss Braden

Listen I am so sorry for...

- Antonio? - Hey, Ash

- Hi - How lucky that we ran into you

I feel just horrible about those things I said to you

No Stop You were right to blame it all on me

Then let me blame you for bringing this sweet, wonderful, iron-tushed man into my life

Yes We're getting married, baby

- No way! - It's true I bought him the ring

- Well, good for you guys Congratulations - Ashley

I want you to come back to work for me

- Are you kidding? - I can't lose you. You are my good luck charm

l... I don't know what to say

Well, we have a huge pitch tonight St Regis at 8:00

So, say you'll be by my side

and say you'll be wearing something appropriate to your new vice president title

Oh, my gosh Yes Yes Thank you

- Bye - Bye

Oh! Yes! My luck is back!

Oh, my God

- Hello - [Maggie] Ash?

Anyone want some late lunch?

- Hi - Hi

Hey I have some surprises

Ta-da! Last one in stock, and just my size Lucky, huh?

- Yeah - And I went to Miyakami and got two orders of everything

'cause I thought we could use a little celebration

- That's nice - Oh Yeah

What's wrong?

The band isn't gonna do Maggie's song

What? Why not?

Phillips is superstitious

- Come on - He thinks that new groups

should only perform music that they've written themselves

- That's crazy - No It's just bad luck

Look I'm sorry this is happening I didn't have anything to do with...

Ashley, stop It's not your fault It's life Right?

Come on We gotta get going We gotta get there before they go on I want to wish them luck

- You're still going? - Oh, yeah We have VIP tickets Why waste 'em? You?

- Um, actually, I'm not I have, um, a meeting - [Door Opens]

- Job interview? - Actually, it's a funny story

- Um, Peggy rehired me - Ashley!

I am so proud of you

You totally stuck it out, and it all got better

Are you sure you're gonna be okay?

Of course What choice do I have?

If you dwell on all the bad things in life

- you miss out on all the good things - It's getting late

- Well, have fun - Good luck on your meeting, Ashley

Thanks

Bye

(music)[Rock]

- (music)[Continues] - [Man] Cool!

- We're down front! - [Woman] Wow!

- [Doug] So big! - [Danny] So many people

[Tom] Look how many people there are

- [Danny] Hottie, mate There's a hottie there - [Tom] Yeah

I hope it goes well

All right Guys, guys Final touches Dressing room now Come on

- Let's do this Come on - I'm so nervous I'm so nervous

[Chattering]

Hey, Nick Nick How are ya?

Oh, bollocks!

[Nick] You look very nervous

- Thank you I appreciate that - Want some herbal tea? We have some

[Jake] Thank you That would be great

The monitors hot for Danny and Tom, right?

- The input for the reverb in the distortion pedals? - Two and three

Good And just remember The switch-outs at three, five and nine

- Right Right - Someone could fall down in this I'm gonna shut it

Whoa!

Hello?

Jake? Guys?

[Whistles] Cab! Taxi!

- Oy! - We're never gonna get a cab at this hour

- Think positive - [Horn Honks]

Hey Guys Jump in Come on

Ashley [Squeals]

- Let's go We don't have much time - What are you doing?

I can't stop sweatin'

[Danny] Shocking! [Laughs]

- You guys ready? - Yeah Stoked

Yeah Born ready

- [Groans] My eye! - [Doug] My "A"string

Danny, look at me You can see, right?

- [Groans] - See, please?

Two minutes, you guys Good luck

Two minutes? L... I need some ice I need some ice

Hello!

Guys, I'm here!

Okay Look I know you guys are nervous That's fine just...

Hold that thought

[Vomits]

Good idea [Vomits]

- Whoo! - Air fre... Air freshener

Oh, by the way, have you seen Harry anywhere?

He's... He's not here?

Hello?

- Okay, guys Spread out, find him - All right

- Nick Nick - [All] Harry

- Yeah - Uh, have you seen... have you seen Harry?

- Who? - Harry the drummer

- Who? - Uh... Harry!

Harry!

- Harry - [Man Gasps]

- Harry - [Man #2] Get out of here!

- [Man #3] Pervert! - Sorry

[Cheering]

[Phillips] DMR's got the money, baby!

Excuse me, sir Could you make a left up ahead? Union Square's always a mess

I can't believe you blew off Peggy Braden

She'll get over it if Jake's bad luck is half as bad as mine was

then we don't have much time

[Tires Squeal]

Harry Harry, are you in here?

- Hey Has anyone seen Harry? - [All] No

- Excuse me Has anyone seen Harry? The drummer - No

- Harry! - Has... Has anybody got a 20 on the drummer?

[Headset: Woman] What's he look like?

Yeah I don't know They all look alike to me

[Chattering]

Harry!

Harry

- Harry - [Man] Start the show!

Harry

- He's not here - [Man #2] We want McFly!

He's not here either

- [Crowd Shouting] - [Muttering]

- [Laughing] - Ah, but then... No, no No, no, no

- Jake, baby! - Hey!

I understand the drill... keep 'em waiting... but the natives are gettin' restless

- We thought it was normal to go up a half hour late - Jake

Jake, we can't find Harry anywhere He's not upstairs He's gone

- Checked the loos He's not in men's or women's - No

There something you want to tell me, Jake?

We... We have a problem

[Crowd Chattering]

Hello? What the hell is that?

- Oh! We're so late Come on! Come on! - Oh, my gosh!

Thank you! Wait You guys You guys Backstage is this way

Come on Hi Excuse me Watch out, buddy

- Come on! - [Dana] Hold on a second, girls

[Ashley] Catch up, Dana You got the passes

[Man] Let's go!

Hello

Hello

[Crowd Chattering]

And I, for one

am not looking forward to going out here and telling this angry crowd

that the band decided not to play

Oh That won't be me

That's gonna be you

Unless you get your boys out there now!

Mr. Phillips, without a... a drummer?

- No way - It won't work

Hey, guys I used to be the, uh, backup drummer for, uh, Whitesnake

- [All Groan] - [Phillips] Whitesnake? Hell, yeah!

- There you go Here's your drummer - Wait a minute

- We're not gonna go out there without Harry - [Tom] It's not gonna happen

McFly doesn't play

you'll be lucky enough to manage

- a high school marching band - [Ashley]Jake

- Get out of the way - We got a problem We need a new band

- Cancel the limo - Get out of the way, please All right Now go

Ashley, now's not a...

- What the hell is this? - [Together] Shh!

And in nine, eight, seven...

- Oh, no - Who hit the smoke?

Five, four, three...

Whoa [Coughing]

Two...

Whoa

Is that... Is that Harry?

[Chuckles Nervously]

[Woman] Get started, baby!

We're on We're on

- No way The freak went on without us - [Mouthing Words]

I don't believe it

Hey Do me a favor

- Play Maggie's song - Absolutely

Hey Let's kick it off with "I've Got You"

Yeah Definitely Come on Let's go

- [Doug] Phillips is gonna be pissed - [Danny] Who cares?

- [Woman Shouts] - [Crowd Cheering]

Harry Harry, we're playing "I've Got You"

- (music)(music) [Rock] - [Cheering]

Ashley Thank you

You're welcome

- Are you okay? - Yeah Yeah I'm okay

Oh, I'm proud of you

(music)(music) [Singing]

- Katy! - Yes!

- They're great! - It's good!

Danny! Whoo!

I thought I told you not to play this song

Well, I guess I'm not superstitious

But I am

I should fire you, Jake

But it works

It works Good job

Thank you

(music)[Singing Continues]

They're playing my song!

(music)(music) [Ends]

- Whoo! - [Both] Whoo!

Is that the sound of them clapping

- or my nervous system shutting down? - No They're clapping

Hello, Times Square!

[Cheering]

[Laughing]

- Congratulations! - Ashley, thank you!

- [Danny] Great to be here, everybody - (music)(music) [Rock]

(music)(music) [Singing]

Oh Who wants to meet my friend Mr. Dom Perignon?

- That would be the '94? - Yeah!

- The '95! Yeah, baby! [Laughing] - Yeah That's okay

All right, guys Champagne time! Everybody

McFly on three On three Champagne time

One... Help me out One, two, three!

- McFly! - [Groans]

[All Shouting]

All right Danny Everybody Get over here Come on

[Phillips] Come on Come on Let's go, baby

Ashley

- Come on Let's go celebrate - Hey Um, not now

What's wrong with you? You look miserable

[Chuckles]

[Sighs] Maggie, I think I've fallen for him

[Shouts]

That's great What's the matter with that?

I don't know I mean, the feelings I have generally lead toward kissing

So kiss him Kiss him!

I can't

Oh, Ash

Please don't tell me you still believe in that stuff

More than ever

And I can't not kiss him

- I gotta go - What? Where are you going?

Grand Central

I'm gonna visit my parents for a bit

I have to sort things out Give me a hug, you

Have fun, okay? And be careful

Okay

Bye

Gather round Gather round

(music)[Ends]

[Man On PA, Indistinct]

Of course

[Jake] You waitin'for a train?

I'm just saying if you are, you might as well give up now

- Jake, please - With your luck

there's gonna be an announcement that due to some freak accident all trains have been canceled

Then you're gonna go outside and wait for the bus

at which point the acid rain will commence... perhaps even acid hail [Chuckles]

Listen, Jake I can't see you Okay? It's for your own good

Luck changes, Ashley

You know?

You know, l... I kissed this amazing girl at this masquerade party

No Listen I swear I'm not crazy, okay? Our luck did get switched

And it still is Here I dare you not to win

So you think meeting me was unlucky?

No God, I'm lucky to have met you

Okay? But you deserve my luck

- You put it to better use than I ever did - Well, I don't want it anymore

- Are you crazy? - I want you to have it

- No Go away - It's been great

but I'll be fine without it

How do you know that?

Because I'll have you in my life

A few bumps and bruises along the way are a small price to pay

Tag You're it

[Chuckles]

Oh, no You're not gettin' away with it that easy

- Oh, yeah? - Not a chance

So now who?

[Mumbles] Who cares?

Ew! Gross!

You leave a kid sitting in a limo so you can make out?

You take me from a perfectly good party with really cute rock stars

I pop a shoelace, swallow my gum

and now I'm stuck here watching you two play tonsil hockey

- Good grief! - Katy

I am so glad you're here

Why are you guys looking at me like this?

- Hold still Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! - [Groaning]

[Groans] Oh, I've been slimed!

- Try this You'll like it - It's fun

Cool

- So, where were we just, like... - [Chuckles]

- Ow - Ow

Twenty-five bucks? No freakin'way I'm rich!

Oh, yeah! I'm rich!

I'm taking the limo, okay? This I gotta show Grams

I definitely hit the jackpot

- Hey, Bernie! - Thank you

She deserves it

- Pizza? - You're on

So, you think you can adjust to life without luck?

- Right now I've never felt luckier - Me too

- Do you believe in karma? - Karma? Ash, you kidding me?

One time I helped an old lady across the street Next day, I found a hundred-dollar bill

- Ash, that's luck - Karma

- It's luck - Karma, karma, karma

- Luck, luck, luck - It's karma

- It's luck - Get the door

Why, thank you [Chuckles]

Hey [Chuckles] Quarter

Hmm Seems we still have our luck

- Who cares? - Absolutely

[Man] Hey! Shut the valve! The pipe is broken

(music)[Woman Singing]

(music)[Continues]

(music)[Ends]

(music)[Rock]

(music)[Man Singing]

(music)[Continues]

(music)[Ends]

- (music)[Acoustic Rock] - (music)[Man Singing]

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