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Hi, Gracie. Hey.

How are you?

Doing good.

What you been up to?

Nothing much.

Nothing much?

Nothing much.

Any new exciting adventures?

No.

Any new sexual conquests?

No. No? When's the last time you got laid?

No. No?

I went to a gangbang party thing.

Did you actually get gangbanged? Oh, did you like it? Yeah.

Okay. How many guys were there?

I don't know. It was like 30.

Whoa. I don't know how many of them I actually had sex with, but I don't

remember. I was blindfolded by choice.

Wow. 30 guys? Mm -hmm. How long did that take?

I was there for like three hours.

Were you sore afterwards?

No. You weren't sore?

No, because I was careful about how things happened.

Okay. All right. Yeah, I'm just... I just paced myself.

You had plenty of water? Did you have a pit crew?

Uh, I had, um, plenty of water and, uh, lots of lube because condoms get really

tiring after a while. But you're definitely going to want condoms with

people. Oh, yeah. Oh, I always have condoms unless it's, like, someone I'm

relationship with and been to STDs checked together.

Oh, yeah, you gotta, you gotta protect yourself.

Yeah, absolutely.

Condoms are mostly always a must.

Okay. Yeah.

You dropping stuff over there? Not breaking stuff.

Yeah.

But it was really fun. It was at this little place in Portland that I found

through FetLife called The Catalyst, so it was really fun.

I haven't even heard of that place. Yeah, The Catalyst, I mean, if you go on

FetLife and you're from, like, around Portland, Oregon area, there's some good

places down there. Okay, all right.

Okay. Yeah, I didn't even know that existed.

Gosh, have you had a chance to see yourself on film yet?

Yes.

She's clapping with her feet. I know.

So, what do you think of seeing yourself on film?

It's different than what you think of yourself.

Okay.

Yeah. Did you enjoy it? Not like it?

It was okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. All right.

You're back for more money?

Something like that. No, I just love doing this. Okay. Getting new people on

camera. All right. All right.

Plasma Center doesn't pay as well as it used to, I know. I know.

And that hurts.

You know, since I, well, no, I'm the one who does needles for people. I'm a

phlebotomist. Okay.

My veins wouldn't hold up. I have Asian veins. They say Asian veins collapse

really easily.

Really? It's true.

Wow. Asian people are the worst people to do blood draws on, for the most part.

You'll find some Asians that are different, but they did have tinier

they can't do plasma.

Huh. Most Asians can't get plasma. I didn't know that.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, we learned something new today.

All right.

That's fantastic.

Well, sir, go ahead and sit down and say hi.

What's happening?

Hi -yo.

Hi -yo.

And by all means, get started.

Oh, shit.

What are we going to do now?

I don't know.

That's so crazy.

This is always the awkwardest thing. This is like the first time ever.

Okay.

Touch me.

Does that work?

It does. Oh, nice.

It was the best ever.

She's like, that was the best.

You don't want to make me look fat if you take off my shirt first.

Wait, what?

I have a plan. I have a plan for all of us. Okay, all right.

While you exercise your plan, I'll back up to get a good camera angle.

Yeah.

I'm going all nice and flowy. Just give her that.

Well, these are like hard to take off.

I'm not very sexy.

I don't strip, so.

Hello. Hi.

How you doing?

Good.

I've been told my ass is one of my better features.

What are you up to on that course, huh?

Yeah.

Wait, am I mismatched? I didn't realize I'm mismatched.

Well, it's Christmas colors.

Is it? It's Christmas colors. You've got the red and green going on. Too bad

it's not Christmas time, right?

You have too much hair down.

It gets in the way of everything.

Yeah, just shave it.

Shave it bald?

Probably.

We'll call you Q -Ball.

Probably.

Let me put some of my hair up.

Someone want to say hi?

Yes.

Okay.

I don't know I

don't

know

I'm sorry.

Do you want your shirt on or do you want to take it off?

Yeah, we'll take it off. Otherwise, it'll just get in the way.

Got it.

Hairy nipples, huh?

um um

Yeah.

Can I have you on the other side? Thank you.

Hmm.

Mmm.

um um

as it's already reality.

So sometimes comments make me bleed a little bit because I hate them so bad.

Because you hate them.

And my body hates them.

You're like, I hate them, so it makes me bleed.

Mm -hmm.

Yep. Well, if you need to stop for any reason, let me know. No, I'm good.

This is like sometimes.

Or if you're Miles, just make me break a new hymen.

Okay. All right.

a little more so she doesn't fall off. And let's turn you a little more, head a

little more this way.

There we go, perfect.

It is firm. It is a firm butt.

You ready?

Let's turn your head towards me more.

Sideways? Yep, sideways. Perfect.

There we go.

Wait, not that hole.

He's like, here's your hair dryer.

Now you can just spank her ass because she wants you to spank her ass.

Yeah. Ooh, yeah.

You have to do it on the side so you can see.

Right hand go.

And step on her neck.

Oh, yeah. Do that shit.

Shut up.

Is masturbation such a process with short arse?

It's one of the dinosaurs' one instinct.

I don't know why.

This dinosaur's rex couldn't reach his genitals.

And they all weren't pretty anymore.

Because you don't want you to suck his dick.

Yeah. Yeah, drink first.

Yeah. Hold on.

What's that?

You stretched out my vagina.

Well, I figured you were up to the task.

Probably. Yes.

It always sucks because then it's like all like weird.

What do you mean?

It's what?

No, because then I get air bubbles in my vagina and it sounds weird.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, you're good.

I was going to put it under your head, but you didn't look like you wanted a

pillow. I don't want a pillow.

What do I do with a pillow?

Hug it.

It's really funny. I used to know somebody that would always cover their

with pillows.

For like the first year we met them.

um um

Random questions.

This is really random.

Uh -oh.

When you come, how do you come? Do you come in a condom? Do you come in the

body? What do you do? All over you.

Or would you like it?

Okay. Put it on my face, though.

Come on her boot.

I gotta go to church right after this.

What, are you trying to make me come in?

No, I'm just curious. I didn't know if you were taking your condom off because

you wanted to come soon.

Not yet.

Wait, where are we going?

She's just playing.

I'm just being a brat.

Hmm.

Hmm.

That's pretty cool.

That was super nice.

You like that?

Yeah.

Do you like choking?

Mm -hmm. Okay, good to know.

Well, considering you know what I talked about earlier. Yes, but... I'm not

going to say that on camera. That's fair.

That's fair. Some things are better left unsaid.

For the record. For the record. Yeah, on camera.

You okay?

The bed kind of ended there. Oh, yes, yes.

Now?

What, are you going to start screaming again?

Like a crazy lady?

That's good for you.

All right.

Now it's just for the wedding.

You should not like screaming about waffles or something.

Oh, you want pancakes?

Pancakes. And Nutella?

And Nutella.

Tell them

I

like your flapjacks.

I know.

She acted like she wanted to.

What's happening?

I don't know. This thing is fucking me. Sorry.

And they come all over me.

What? Oh, hell no.

I will dropkick you.

I can floor you.

I'm in the middle of a train. I can floor you.

I'm in the middle of a train.

I can floor you.

Hold on.

He has weird nostrils.

Who does? You do. Okay.

I have weird nostrils.

Apparently.

Is that too much?

You know what marks?

Yeah, just don't get on my face.

I've got to go to church with this face.

If I can say the Potter Noster.

What about Harry Potter?

Potter Noster.

The Latin prayer.

What? Latin prayer?

Yeah, it's the Lord's Prayer in Latin.

Okay.

You and your weird balls.

Maybe if I just punch you, I'll make you look cool.

Easy.

I did see a video series called Ball Busters where the girls were wearing

gloves when they were doing that.

No, all you have to do is watch BME Pain Olympics.

No, thanks.

You've seen it?

No, I've heard about it, though. It's pretty bad. I've watched it. It's

hilarious. I just laugh so hard when I watch it.

Guys be putting big -ass dildos in their fucking urethra and ripping their dicks

in half.

Somebody's got issues at that point.

Is that a weird feeling?

How about that?

Well,

I'm trying to help you.

I'm not going to put my dick in your ass.

I hope you're editing this out.

Maybe.

How do you get your face?

Nobody got my neck. Oh, my goodness.

He made a pool in your belly button.

Oh, that's so gross.

Oh,

no, no, no.

Did you need anything else?

Any other shots of that before it turns up?

That's good. Go ahead.

Now you have to clean me up.

Neck first, right? Because you're going to see that in church.

Yeah.

Don't eat at a place called Mom's.

No, what you're supposed to say is you already got the tip.

Oh, I was giving you a different tip.

Oh.