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Hi, Gracie. Hi.

How you been?

Good. How about you?

Good. This is your second time on film.

What did you think of your last time?

It was fun.

Okay. You and Miles had good energy.

Yeah. Excellent.

I was pretty vocal.

Okay. Well, vocal's good.

Vocal's very good.

Anything you'd like to do different?

No. Okay. I don't know.

Okay.

All right.

I'm trying to think here.

Okay, well, you'll have to give that some thought and get back to me on that.

Well, you know, the stuff I want to do is a little more kinkier, so I can't

really do that on this website.

Okay, because people will be curious, what kind of kink?

I like BDSM stuff.

Okay. So like breath play, joking, all that fun stuff that isn't vanilla.

Okay. Yeah, it's a little bit different.

It's a little different.

Yep, yep. And there's definitely a market for that. Yeah? Yes, yes.

Yeah. Not really into like those weird body scars people like to do or like the

welts that are there for like six weeks after.

Like,

yeah, there's websites like that. Not quite into that, but. Okay. All right.

That's fair.

That's what I am. All right.

Anything change since we filmed you last? Anything interesting happen?

Do you look at porn different?

Because I've been really busy. I just moved to... Okay. Fair enough. You don't

need to say where you moved. No. For obvious reasons.

No, obviously. I'm just saying I just moved.

From one location to another. Okay. All right. That's fair.

That's fair.

Well, Spades, go say hi.

Hey.

You two just met?

Yeah. All right.

Well, I'll stop talking and let you guys get started.

Okay.

Thank you.

Okay.

Amen.

Sit up and write his face.

No, no, no. They're just big.

Okay.

You would know that in advance.

The hot and cold ones that burn.

No, no.

No, no, no, no. They're just regular condoms.

You should.

Please look.

A different style?

No.

I'm saying a different style than Miles?

Yeah.

Well,

I've never squirted before.

Okay. I don't know if that's what I did or not. Yeah, you squirted.

So that was your first time squirting? Yeah.

What did that feel like?

It was different. I thought I was peeing at first. I was like, holy shit, am I

peeing?

Well? Yeah.

I find it very hot and erotic. It is. It is very erotic.

I could hear.

I was like, oh, it's so wet.

Nothing wrong with that.

You want some water? I need a moment. Yeah.

Okay. Grab some water. Good work.

Take a moment.

Dude, I just made a mess in your bed. I'm sorry.

That's why we have laundry and other sheets and things like that. Trust me.

have the technology.

Yeah. It's going to get stronger faster.

Are you sure you pee all over your bed?

Trust me. It smells different.

Okay.

Have you ever had someone just piss all over the bed?

Squirt shouldn't be yellow.

Not new?

Oh my god.

Slamming the do.

So I work in the medical field and one of the things I used to have to do was

look at people's pee and then put on a chart and describe the color of yellow

was.

So how many shades of yellow are there in pee?

There's like 15.

Really?

Because I would have figured, like, okay, it's going to be light yellow,

yellow, then you start going into more of a citrusy or, like, an orangish.

If your pee is orange, it means you have blood.

Okay. If your pee is brown, it means you're about to die because your kidneys

decide not to work anymore and you can't pee.

Oh, that's terrifying, actually.

Wow. Usually how long before somebody goes before that happens?

People who are doing a lot of drugs and not hydrating themselves, but they don't

realize they're dehydrated because they're so high.

That could also be from diabetes too, couldn't it? Or something like that,

other condition.

Diabetes is more red.

Diabetes is more red. What about liver failure?

Liver failure is definitely brown because your kidneys are the reasons you

Right. Because everything filters through your kidneys. Right, that would

sense. So when your kidneys don't filter, your pee is brown.

Wow.

That's interesting. Probably not the conversation most people would have

expected in a porn set, but it's interesting nonetheless.

We try to be different without trying to be weird at the same time.

I had a male who I had to clean his catheter every night, and he kept

that one of these days I was actually going to do him a favor.

Every time I came in, he'd be like, I'm like, dude, you're 97, and you're

paralyzed in the neck down. Oh, gosh.

Oh, that would be horrible.

Then there was one guy who had diabetes so bad he didn't give a shit about his

life that he lost his legs and half of his penis to diabetes.

Whoa. Yeah.

It's interesting seeing a guy who has like half his dick gone and then his

testicles are literally eating themselves away. And you get to watch it

day. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. That's some dark stuff.

Yeah. That's some porn stuff right there. I'm just kidding.

You know, the disturbing thing is somebody's rubbing one out to that right

You know?

Mm -hmm. I mean, if there's amputee porn out there, I mean... You know what I've

never seen as far as a fetish is somebody with, like, a really bad case

bronchitis or something like that. I just can't, you know, like, you know,

the... The right... The right...

With a runny nose.

With a super runny nose or something like that. I just, no.

Okay, I'm going to go pee now.

Okay.

I can walk.

I can walk still, guys. Yay, she can walk.

Be careful.

I got it.

Okay.

How you doing, sir?

Very well.

Good. Fishing the edge.

Well, I figured that she'd be fun for you to work with.

Yeah, definitely.

Yeah.

This probably won't go up for a little while because we just filmed her and I

don't want them going back to back. But yeah, it'll go in the queue for later.

Yeah,

I realized if I could do at least three a week, I could put my day job.

But it has to be reliable.

That's true.

Not like what happened yesterday.

Yeah. Yeah.

We're also consistent, which we don't necessarily always have availability

That's true.

I've had three no -call, no -shows in a week.

My hair doesn't even look that bad yet. Your hair looks great.

Yeah, I had a weird hydration going on last time.

What do you think of my butt?

It is a great butt.

It's very athletic. Do you do squats or anything?

I used to do like 900 a day.

900 squats?

Mm -hmm. In the military. How long does it take to do 900 squats?

I don't know.

We're talking like an hour.

I don't know. I lost count. Well, okay. 900 squats. But in the military, when

you do it, it's in a cadence.

Right. And it's one, two, three, four. And you do two squats when it goes four

counts. Mm -hmm. But we did 900 counts.

so that's like 1800 squats yeah wow we're just dying afterwards i bet now

often did you do that though every three days um every uh like monday wednesday

friday wow well you got a great butt yeah you do yeah and it's so much

you want to feel it sure

Oh, that is a solid butt. My word.

You want to feel it when it's actually not solid? Yeah. It's still solid.

It's still pretty solid. Yeah, that's a muscular butt. Thank you.

Nothing.

Nice. Very cool.

I might not have a thigh again, but I have a hand.

You got a great... You got a lot of great ass. Yeah, you do.

You definitely do.

I'm not weird either. Like, some chicks are, like, super weird.

Like, they can't have a conversation.

They're really weird.

What do you mean they can't have a conversation? I don't know. Some chicks

like, super dumb.

You just can't. They can't talk. Have an intelligent conversation.

They're like, oh, my God, I have to go get my nails done.

And, like, oh, my God, you said Kardashian?

Oh, my God, what's wrong with her style?

Especially while they're sucking dick.

Right? Yeah.

This is a fucking dick that he's just using it. Okay.

It's just nibbling.

That is nibbling, huh? She's adoring it. Yeah. And it loves it. Yeah.

It's pretty hot.

How come you don't shave completely?

Because it really irritates right there if I shave at that spot.

And because he's not 10.

Everybody's different. I think it looks weirder when guys shave all of it

entirely.

I'm not shaved down, man.

You're not doing porn.

I've been. I know a number of them. Actually, you have because I saw it on

text. Yeah. Yeah, he does behind -the -scenes stuff.

Yeah. Sometimes we'll jump in during the main part.

Yeah.

Too sensitive?

No, it's just sensitive.

I hear you about condoms, though. They barely even cover my dick.

I hate them.

They, like, dry you out, and then the friction just burns.

It's like having a whole bunch of rubber bands, just meh.

I wouldn't have thought of it like that, but I guess you're right.

A woman's vagina is a lot more sensitive than a guy's dick.

Hmm. Well, it often isn't really. I don't know. How often have you had a

Well, that depends.

We're talking before my sex change or after? Oh, God.

Mine was really good, you know.

Girl with a little something extra.

Definitely helps to have a sense of humor in this business.

Did you come yet? No. I don't know if you came in your condom or something.

I don't know.

I'd come all over you.

What do you want, by the way?

Do you like eating at Faith at all?

No.

And I'm not, like, having sex with some really fat person. Well, I think I might

have to come in your face if I don't do it on your ass.

Nice ass.

But then again, you might want to highlight the fact that I have a nice

comes from that camera doesn't do it justice.

That's true.

That is true.

Do you have a tight pussy?

Yeah. How tight is it? Is it tighter than you thought?

Spazer's had a lot of pussy, so he definitely would be an expert on that.

Uh -huh.

I wonder if it's going to fall off.

They need ones that are bigger here. They come around the ball.

Go out like there.

Basically bicycle shorts.

Right?

This is so wet. Do you want a towel there?

No, that's fine.

All right. I look fixier without a towel there.

We got red towels.

Not too sore yet, are you?

Not sore, no.

Oh yeah?

Let's turn you this way a little bit more. Head more this way. That way I

get it. Sideways on the bed. Yep, sideways on the bed. It's easier for the

Other way.

The other side way.

I'm like, what?

This is a good position for you to be able to shake on it.

He made a mess on you.

He ranks up there with one of mine.

Nice. Yeah.

Did you have fun? Yeah.

Good. You were going to say?

What? You were going to say something.

It was fun. It was my first time I squirted, so it was really fun. And we

there to capture that magical moment.

Yeah. Right on. Let's get you a towel.

You clean me up. Don't let me see what I'm doing. Yeah, no problem.