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Let's have a seat.

What did you say your name was?

Mia. Okay.

This pin's not working.

There we go.

Okay. So what brings you in today?

I'm here for an hour -long sports massage session.

Okay. That's a good session.

Have you been here before?

No, it's my first time. How'd you hear about us?

Through a friend that recommended you guys.

Okay, yeah. We get some recommendations that way. Sometimes people find us

online. Yeah.

Now, when was your last massage?

Oh, I don't even remember.

Okay, so it's been a while. Yeah, it's been a while.

Long time.

Do you have any specific points that we need to look at?

I think across my shoulder, that's my trap.

Yeah. And my lower back.

Okay, let me just go ahead and walk around here for a second.

Okay.

Okay, we're kind of in this area. Yeah. Right?

Mm -hmm. Yeah, there's definitely a little bit of tightness there. Yeah,

find some knots.

Yeah, we can work that out. And then kind of the thigh, lower back area.

Oh, yeah, my back.

Okay. Yeah, like there. That's great.

Great, yeah, that's a very important area.

I think.

It's my back.

Yeah, backs can act up, so don't worry, we'll get you all taken care of, okay?

Okay.

What's that?

I brought my own product to use on my skin.

Okay. Yeah, and by that, it's not only mine, it's actually, I produced this.

This is my husband who's my business partner. You mean you make it? Yeah, we

make it. It's fair trade.

Okay. Yeah. So you want me to use your product you make, won't you?

Yes, please.

Okay, I'll do it. And it's, you can keep the bottle because we make lots.

Okay. Yeah, and I actually, yeah, it's organic.

It's organic.

It's produced in Africa.

Yeah. It's a little strong.

It's a little strong.

We'll use some more subtle paints. We have a lot of clients come in. But it's

very holistic.

Okay. Good for muscle relaxation, and you can keep that bottle after.

Okay. Because we're actually trying to find some buyers. Okay, well, let me put

it here. I'll use Zonu.

Okay.

But here's a towel. Go ahead and get changed.

Okay. And call me. I'll be through the door. Just call me when you're ready.

Sure, thank you. And we'll go ahead and use your product there for you. Okay,

thanks.

I'm ready.

Okay.

Go ahead and fix this towel for you.

I'm not just here as a client necessarily, but if you guys are

interested, I can send you a... Oh, we're seriously interested.

Yeah? You are? Okay.

Yeah, absolutely. Go ahead and, you know...

Oh, I'm sorry.

I think some of your special oil there was creeping down into your inner thigh.

Oh, thanks.

No problem.

Just trying to make sure we get the rest of it there.

Let me get this for you.

This goes here, and let me get a towel for your head so you guys can be

comfortable. Let's sit down a little bit.

Fix this for you. It's all tangled.

Go ahead and just lay your leg down.

Mm -hmm.

Get this out of the way? Mm -hmm.

So you said you had some trap areas you wanted me to hit?

Yeah, my traps are super sore.

Hmm, not going to be able to get to them with your hands up there very well, you

know?

Okay.

I once had some trap issues just like this, and it's really the only way to...

work it out.

I had chest hair on my back.

Yeah. No, well, sometimes you have to deal with encapsulation issues when some

of the women come in with the implants.

So I was just making sure we know everything. That's what I was doing

Well, they're new, so I guess it's okay.

Right. Plus, I mean, we have to see how your product will handle

the areola area and everything. I haven't tested.

There. So I guess that's the thing. Right. I mean, your husband doesn't want

do that because he's biased.

You know? Yeah. I guess that's kind of invalid. You need a third party, really.

And he's obviously not a massage professional like myself.

This is true. And you're certified?

Of course I'm certified.

So is your lotion in a bunch of places? Or is it kind of like a starting out

point? So we're at some health food places right now. Well, we're trying to

them in use at... spot right i mean health food place is great but not

gonna get you there but it's not in use it's not you know on a spa menu or

anything we're trying to get there right no i get it yeah you really want it in

here well this is the best spa and you guys are all very excited yeah so like

I kind of see where you're going with this. Yeah.

It seems like we're really working towards an agreement and good

each other, right? I think so. I really, I hope that, like, I'm getting a good

sense of this place. You guys are super professional.

Right. And you move a lot of products.

Yeah, of course. Yeah. I think it'd be totally feasible for us to work

out. Yeah, I think so, too. I mean, you're going to get what you need. I'm

to get what I need, right? Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. It's like teamwork, you know? Yeah, it's going to be so happy.

going to be really happy. Yeah.

sports massage?

Well, that's part of our agreement.

What agreement?

You're funny. The agreement we're talking about, you know, where I get

need, you get what you need.

I'm just trying to sell my product.

Right. And you need to be sold. You need to be in our spa.

Right. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. So, you need something, right?

Like, almost a favor, really.

Because you don't know anybody here. You know me.

I guess.

I mean, you pay.

Basically, you pay for a sales pitch more than a massage, really. I mean,

on. Let's be honest. Yeah, for splitting hair.

Yeah, for splitting hair.

But I can't help you for nothing. I mean, that's not fair to everybody else.

what are you talking about?

I just, there's certain things that I like from...

attractive women and you're an attractive woman and I'm thinking you

me and I can help you with your product.

Yeah, I mean, think about how happy this is going to make your husband.

What? How would this make my husband happy?

Well, I'm sorry.

What would make my husband happy? Excuse me?

Oh, being able to go back and tell him that you sold product, you know? I mean,

how much did he sell this month?

It's still...

Yeah, exactly.

Nothing. Okay. Okay?

I'm not saying he's a loser. I'm saying that you could be a winner.

I'm just being positive.

You know? Yeah. I mean, he's at home making the product. You're here selling

product. And I'm buying the product.

Because? I really like it. I mean, outside of the horrible smell and, you

everything else.

Nothing can be changed.

Well, anything can be changed.

The situation can be changed right now from a, from a, I don't know, it's a,

yeah, this sounds like a great idea to me.

So your mom made it.

Close the deal is what you're saying?

I'm not a salesperson. I'm just a professional masseuse.

That's your department.

Is there someone here that manages your product?

Oh, like the one in charge of... Yeah, so it's all above board.

Of course. We don't want to confuse things, right? One sec. Yeah,

Okay, of course.

Right.

Hi.

How are you? Ryan?

I'm in charge of the product purchase facility.

It's you.

It's me, I know, right? Yeah, I'm in charge. So we want to do it above board.

You're right. So this is me speaking to you as the person who brought it. Okay,

then I guess I'm speaking to you as the person selling it. Hello, I am Mia.

Right.

Wow, you're really kind of coming on to me here. You really want to make this

deal.

I mean, Ryan told me you were kind of, but yeah.

Uh -huh. I just... I'm interested in selling my product to your spa so you

can regularly use it.

Right.

Well, um, we have to have some type of massage oils, right? So, I don't see why

we can't have yours.

May as well be mine.

Yeah, right?

Yeah. Oh, my God. I don't want to get this on your, on your painting. Clearly.

Yeah. I mean, Don't want

to ruin anything for you, you know. No. Go ahead and just right there like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Don't tell me you lean back. It makes it harder for me to access it. So

teamwork, right? That's what we said. Yeah. We're working together. Teamwork

makes teamwork.

Mm -hmm.

You're huffing.

I'll tell you what.

If you could see you now, out here, selling that product.

I'm just

going to have a little massage time.

Okay.

All right.

You know what?

You should make massage a little product that smells like this.

Kind of the same thing, right?

I suppose.

Ask your husband about that.

Oh, he wouldn't know.

Oh.

That covers it?

Yeah, that covers it for you. Yeah, absolutely.

I didn't mean by that.

Well, that was for you.

Wait. That was for you. I did that for you. You're welcome. Watch your hand

there. So now it's, in all partnerships, my turn.

So this is like quid pro quo?

Right, yeah.

Come here. Kiss me.

And I can tell you want to.

I can tell you want to.

Open up your mouth. You know how to kiss?

You're such an honor. I can feel it.

The tension.

Oh, you wanted to sell a product.

Wait, did you? I can't remember.

I will do what is necessary to move my product.

Don't talk like a robot. That's weird.

I want you to do me a favor.

I want you to kiss every ab.

My abs. Your abs?

Yeah. I'm the only guy here.

Okay.

I do. I do. I do.

I'll tell you what. I will buy a bottle.

Nay, a case.

For every ad that you kiss.

No bullshit?

No bullshit.

We're kissing, of course. It's true.

There you go.

See those taste words piling up?

You know how pants work?

I'm pretty sure I do.

Yeah, I bet you we are.

Teach that in Africa?

Not from Africa.

No?

No. I guess it doesn't matter at this point. It's not like we're getting

married. We're just really attracted to each other.

This is a business deal.

Yeah. Business and pleasure.

Apparently.

I'm being rude, I'm sorry.

Ah, there we go.

Don't worry, I need your hair.

One more strong, muscly kiss.

Are you talking to it? No.

Oh.

It's like you want it to go back.

Bit of love.

Ah, yeah.

You know what really gets me going,

too?

What? Why don't you kind of straddle me a little bit? That way I can see your

full body. You've got a great body.

You should really show it off to me. I mean, that's one of the reasons why you

have it, right? Show it off to guys?

I guess so.

Yeah.

Easy, easy, easy. Come on.

What a night, right?

Your husband paid for those?

I paid for them.

Really? Yep.

That's fine.

Straddle, straddle.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, but with your hand on the car.

Yeah, exactly like turning you on I can tell yes

Are

you

gonna come again already come what a couple times at least I feel like

That's a really good point.

I don't know your body as well as I should. I mean, if we're going to be

together. I'm just telling you things. No, that's a great point. Come here.

If I don't know your body, right?

Well, there's only one way to really know somebody.

My husband. But I'm married.

You can't... You shouldn't be in me.

Well, we're not going to tell him. That's a horrible idea.

You're not going to sell the product that way. Why would people fuck you and

then tell your husband who makes the product?

That's just a bad idea.

tears of joy, right?

that face? No, please, not my face.

Not your face? No.

Okay, well.

No. I mean.

Please, not my face.

Yeah, that's okay, but I mean, I'm probably, it's going to cost you a

cases. You know, two cases per face. That's kind of the, that's kind of a

I can't guarantee that we're going to buy it, obviously.

I'm sorry.

That's okay.

What?

I can't guarantee that we're going to buy it. I've got to talk to people.

the sales guy.

You did that thing.

I thought we were above board.

I thought we had a deal.

Oh, yeah.

I think of myself as a salesman in this room. I like to think of myself as a

salesman in this room. I'm like a god.

I'm a fucking god in this room, right?

I'm sure that as a god you have no problem with my husband speaking with

then. You know what? That's a great fucking idea. Here, I'll tell you what.

want you to look in that camera and I want you to tell your husband that

coming home and you're going to come meet him and meet the god and meet me

we'll show the footage.

There are cameras in this fucking massage parlor? Of course. I like to

shit. It's awesome.

Go home and jerk off to it. Sometimes I just watch it and just critique it.

But yeah.

So, why don't you rethink that plan, okay? And get dressed, because I've got

another appointment.

And take that, because that smells.

And I appreciate everything you offered.

It was fantastic.

I'm so sorry, that was...