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It's picture time!

Candy Slam, guys!

This is gonna be epic. Yes, yeah!

That's right, boys. Because tonight, we're the only game in town. Yeah!

What are you doing?

We're decorating for our masquerade party. And then after the party, we're

going to go to the midnight premiere.

But we have our Candy Slam tournament tonight.

That's so sick!

What are you doing? We're having our Blood Moon Festival tonight.

Look, we are all smart, level -headed people. I'm sure that we can handle this

in a mature manner.

Daddy!

One at a time!

We literally reserved the house weeks ago. What do you guys need it for?

A macaroon premiere party.

Ooh, fancy.

And you guys?

Candy flam. Ooh,

fun.

And you?

Blood Moon Festival. We'll be communing with the dead.

Say hi to Grandma for me.

And what about you two? I'll be cleaning my beakers.

I'm throwing a ball against the wall and catching it.

Maybe you two would like to attend one of your siblings' events?

What's your thing again?

It's a Timothee Chalamet -themed masquerade party where the guest

himself, and if your true identity is revealed, you're out.

The last person to remain a mystery, a .k .a. me, wins the masquerade cup.

Yeah, that's a no from me.

Just as well. You never win.

Okay, for the last time, we need it here.

I have made my decision.

We are going to have all three events here at the house.

We are having a Loud House Triple Decker Party!

Hey,

what's the holdup?

Yeah, Lincoln, where's your partner?

Don't worry. He'll be here.

Who's ready to lose?

Hudson used to be the neighborhood mama's boy.

Then he launched off the biggest bike ramp Royal Woods has ever seen.

Now he's simply known as Madman. His newfound confidence is going to carry us

victory. I've already planned our victory dance. I call it the Madman

Hang in there, madman.

You lost your partner. You're out, my friend.

What? Them's the rules.

Not so fast, sweet potato.

I can find a substitute.

All I'm hearing is, you're out now.

It's time for the games to commence.

And if you need to, it's upstairs right next to me bedroom.

I mean, I don't live here. I live in a secret kingdom far away from Lenny's

bedroom.

Lenny! Oh, crikey.

One down.

I'm going to go cry in the bathroom.

I know where it is.

This meeting will commence by acknowledging those members who are

us.

Bertrand is at Dollywood and Persephone is getting her braces by hand.

I've brought an offering from my ancestors.

Oh, eggs of the devil.

I will partake.

Well, deviled eggs. My grandma made them.

Now to open the gates to the underworld.

We must utter our sacred chant.

A -wee.

A -wee.

A -wee -o -way -o. A -wee -o -way. A -wee -o -way -o. A -wee

-o -way.

Devil neck alert. I need to go.

Aye.

496.

497. Lynn?

498. What are you doing?

I'm training for baseball season.

I gotta throw this against the wall and catch it a thousand times.

Well, I kind of have a contest to win. I have a baseball championship to win.

$4 .99.

$500. Lynn, look at me.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Lincoln, you're almost up.

Excuse me. Does anyone here like playing cards?

Does anybody here like candy?

I like candy.

You're my new partner.

Follow me.

You know, I'm not very good at games or, you know, talking to people.

You've got winter written all over you.

Really?

Yeah.

Is my mom here yet?

She's on her way, madman.

Good luck.

The blood moon is rising.

Where's Dante?

Okay, Dante, we need a three, and I know you're a beginner, so I'm only going to

bet one piece of candy.

Oh, nice, better, nice.

Please roll and beat the rice.

Yes!

Was that good?

We called her, um, Margarita, due to her salty disposition.

Margarita, you say?

Why, yes.

Interesting that you would name the pony after yourself, Rita Loud.

You're out.

What a pity.

Lin Loud.

I hate this game.

Is it simply too easy?

Is it the loser's punch?

I'm going to have to replace the siding.

Again.

Who's that?

I don't know.

A mystery guest.

Bonsoir.

I was strolling down the Champs -Élysées with Léa Seydoux, and I asked, shall we

stop for some brie? And she said...

rhyming, French word.

Maybe she's the new French -born exchange student.

Maybe it's Sophia Tien.

She's Timothy Chalamet's love interest in Moonlight Masquerade. She certainly

does command a room.

What's so captivating about her?

She's literally totes boring.

Laurie! You can't guess, you're out.

Juggling. How pedestrian.

Cello. What a snob.

Any requests?

Freepers!

You're killing it, Dante.

I knew Dante back.

No chance. He's on a roll.

But here's a little something for your troubles.

The blood moon is nearly out at the zenith, and I'm one soul short for my

ritual. Dante, let's go.

Dante!

Dante! Dante!

He barged in in my name! Dante! Look, why don't we trade you someone?

You take Rusty. You can't trade me.

Well, you can't make me go. Oh, really?

All right, next hand.

to stay at the candy slam oh is there an open spot at the candy slam that would

be so sick cool tiger mask come on no stop it bobby you

are not going to the candy slam you know who i am that means i'm out you are not

out you're in plus they're about to start the ballroom dancing and we have

practicing for a week stranger

Away.

Dude.

When can we get Dante back?

We can't open the gates of the underworld with a baritone.

We lost Dante to the candy slam.

What's candy slam?

It's a lot cooler than this.

Focus.

Away.

Away.

Those deviled eggs are giving me the tummy tumbles.

It's okay, babe. I'm just grabbing a drink.

Okay, but the dance contest starts soon.

So don't wander off. Got it, got it.

Ooh, juicy box.

Oh,

last juice box.

You don't seem like a mixed berry guy.

Can you point me to the chamber of wretch?

Sorry, I don't speak goth.

Allow me to translate.

Where's the crapper, brah?

Oh, come on, freaky little guy.

I'll show ya. Thank you.

Hey. Do you dance?

Everyone, the dance competition starts in five minutes.

Whoa, Liam, not so fast.

Rusty's gone. You're out. You don't have a partner.

That's where you're wrong, partner.

While you all assumed I was pathetically cleaning my beakers, I've been studying

the intricacies of your fructose -filled festivities.

I've devised a no -lose mathematical formula that will take Liam and me to

sugary summit.

That's right.

And we are betting the whole farm.

Sucks. All right. Down to the final four teams. Let the drop -dead round begin!

Who is that mystery woman? I don't know. But I know who her partner is.

And he is in big trouble.

This was supposed to be our dance. You are my boyfriend.

Boyfriend? Let me check with my mother.

I'll be back in a jiff.

Wait.

If he's here...

Then where is Bobby?

C 'est le riz.

Au revoir.

Candy bless, down to the last two teams.

This is awesome.

What happened? Oh, well, these last two teams are competing for all the candy.

Oh, that is so sick.

I've never really been to one of these before. I worked a lot as a kid, and

you're not listening.

Candy bless, down to the last two.

Open. That's the note you have to hit.

You couldn't have asked me to sing higher.

It's worth back. We need to begin our chant.

You forgot the most important rule.

Don't mess with Lucy.

I'll be back.

Have you seen Bobby? No. Have you seen Lucy? I want to finish this moon fest

get back to the candy plant.

Uh, no, I...

Oh,

this is so sick!

Buddy!

I want my boyfriend over here right now!

This is all happening so fast, but I'm crazy about you as well.

Let's go!

I got it from here, bro.

It's so... I know, it's so sick.

Yeah, it's actually... That was scary.

No, I always thought Lucy was the scariest sister, but not anymore.

I couldn't resist the candy slam.

How can I make it up to you? You can help me win the masquerade cup.

But you're out of the contest.

I'm out, but you're not.

If you win, we win.

We're a team, Bobby. We've always been a team.

That's actually so thick.

But how are we going to beat that really cool mystery guest?

She is not that great.

Pick a card, any card.

Do not tell me your card, but do tell me your name.

Jeff. Wait.

No, dang it.

Merci for your cooperation, Jeff.

You ready to win that cup? I've never been more ready.

We make such a good team.

One row for all the candy.

Who's it going to be?

I know we've only been together for a little over an hour, but I can honestly

say I love you, man.

Thanks.

Normally you'd say I'd love you too, but it's cool.

Now let's win that candy.

Hey, where's Clyde?

Wait, where's Liam and Zach?

Where are those guys?

Attention, human.

Listen up, everyone.

It's time to unmask the winner and award the masquerade.

It is Bobine, n 'est -ce pas?

And we have a winner!

You see what happens when you mess with the Queen of

Darkness?

What's going on?

Where are my friends?

Your friends are fine.

Why did you steal my friend?

Because you stole mine.

I didn't steal your friend. They came to the Candy Slam because they wanted to.

They wanted to go because it was more fun.

What?

No way!

More fun than this?

Our party wasn't that fun, right guys?

It really wasn't that great. It was just a normal party.

Exactly.

I'm going to middle school soon.

If my friends become normal, who will I eat lunch with?

Sometimes I can see the future.

Lucy, middle school is... the worst.

But everyone gets through it.

Clyde got called four -eyed, got his lunch stolen, got an atomic wedgie, and

farted during a pop quiz.

And that was just my first day.

I would have killed for a first day like that. I'm sorry about the atomic

wedgie. And I really should have taken credit for that fart.

Middle school's gonna have its highs.

But it's also gonna have its lows.

Still waiting on the highs.

But you're going to be fine.

As long as you stay true to who you are.

Because you're Lucy Loud.

And you're awesome.

And if you'll untie me, I'll give you a hug.

Us too!

Bring it in.

Good night.

Thank you everyone for coming! I'll see you in 15 minutes at the premiere.

So, how'd you do it?

You told me I couldn't win, so I won.

But when did you learn to play the cello?

Remember that summer when Mom made us all learn an instrument and everyone

if it didn't ball the ball, I couldn't do it?

Well, I wanted to prove everybody wrong.

And the juggling and magic?

I went to magic camp with Luann, and no one thought I could do magic.

And I took that personal.

And the dancing?

Come on, you've seen me dance.

Wait. If you're here, then who is throwing a ball against the house?

Hey, way to go, huh?

Buy yourself a new pair of tube socks.

Wow.

Well, congratulations.

And your dress looks amazing.

It's Lenny's.

But you're right.

You can keep it if you like.

No, that's okay.

Not my style.

Right, Dante?

This is it for all the candy. We need Snake Eyes to win.

Who's rolling?

You or me?

There's only one person I trust to win this game.

Lucy.

We need Snake Eyes.

Now go win me that candy.

Bye. Bye.