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It's picture time.

Lincoln, are you ready?

Everyone's in the car.

We're leaving.

On their way.

I'm not on my way.

When you live in a house with 11 kids, getting into the car and on the road

takes about 26 minutes from the first. We're leaving.

That's when we actually leave. We cannot be late for Lisa's science competition.

We're going to be late to least a science competition.

It's the championship.

The car is running.

The car is not running. Dad can't find the key. I can't find the ding -ding

But they're in his pocket.

Oh, they're in my pocket. I thought that was Louie's rattle.

I've got the rattle and the backup rattle in the rattle bag.

We have a rattle bag?

I've still got a few minutes.

Ooh, a nature documentary.

Good luck, Gazelle. Now I've got to make the sandwiches?

Unless you want to be the water chucky.

They really are good parents.

Razzle, but... Hearts of gold.

Wait for it.

Lily! I'll check upstairs. I'll check the backyard.

All right.

It's time.

Lily!

She's in the car, by the way.

She's in the car.

Hey, did you forget something?

You really should be more organized.

Clyde's moving to Florida.

My dad got a new job. He starts Monday.

We leave tomorrow.

Clyde, this is crazy.

Listen, when we get back tomorrow, before you leave, we'll give you a

send -off.

Guys, I think I'm going to stay with Clyde. Of course. Of course. Give us a

if you need anything.

And no indoor s'mores.

No indoor fires of any kind.

I can't believe this.

I can't either.

He got promoted to vice president?

Yep.

What does your dad do again? I'm not really sure, but...

I know he hates Rick from accounting.

This just came out of nowhere.

No, from the stories I've heard, Rick can be a real jerk.

No, you're moving.

Oh.

Right. Florida.

Looking back, I think they were trying to tell me in their own way.

Breakfast in bed, pancakes, and freshly squeezed orange juice.

They really do have the best oranges in Florida.

Bundle up. It is lose your fingers cold out there. Hopefully one day we live in

a magical place where it's always 80 degrees.

Florida orange juice?

Good night, sir. Good night, son.

Good night, Gloria Estefan.

Nightcap?

I'm moving.

Clyde, we're not going to spend our last 24 hours together moping.

Tell me what you want to do, and we'll do it.

Today is all about you.

I want to get a milkshake.

A milkshake?

Man with a plan here.

Anything you want.

You remember the first day we met back in first grade?

Yeah, we both met at the bus.

And on the walk home, we found $5 and went to Max for a milkshake.

And I knew right there we were going to be best friends.

You had all these crazy plans.

Even though I never had a brother that day, I know I had one forever.

You good?

Oh, yeah, it has some dust in my eye.

No, continue, dog.

I want to go back there, get a milkshake, and talk about other things

done.

Let's go get that milkshake.

Of all the things Clyde could have done in his last day, he chose just hanging

out with me and talking about old times.

I've got to tell him how much he means to me, but...

How do you tell a guy that his friendship has made your life better

could have ever imagined?

Wait, that's perfect.

Clyde, your friendship.

Excuse me, will you help me across the street, young man?

Of course, old lady.

Thank you.

It's so hard for me to move on my own these days.

Here's the rest of my stuff.

Get to work.

Ow, my pocket.

That'll have to do.

Man, that thing was getting heavy. What was that? Three hours?

Here you go.

A dime?

Give half to your scrawny friend.

You left the door open, dummies. Well, go get my door.

this up.

Say hello to the Renegade Power Chopper. It's got weaponized attack mode.

Death on wheels just took to the air, boys!

Come here, Rumsfeld.

Rumsfeld.

Rum, rum.

We lost him.

Why'd he keep running away?

Hi, Star Dog.

I'd run away, too.

Man, I really did a number on my back.

Whoa! It's our old fort from when we were little.

I can't believe it's still here.

Wow, we had some pretty good times in here.

Hey, check it out.

Oh, no way.

My old plan notebook.

There's some pretty good stuff in here.

It's our old fling shot.

Thanks for your concern, Clyde.

Time for the first mission.

This thing sent me back a pretty penny.

Oh, gotta go.

Hey, I bet you I can knock that can out the tree.

That's a tough job.

Never doubt one shot, McBride.

Pick that now.

That's on wheels?

Isn't that that biker gang?

At least no one saw us.

Those kids are gonna pay!

their lives. Would you please stop finishing my sentences?

Just toss some dirt

on it.

Run!

I think we lost them.

Or not.

Let's kill them. Nobody messes with us.

Hey.

Hey, Buford. What can I do you for? Some kids messed with death on wheels and

they're gonna pay. With their lives.

You're so lucky you're moving to Florida.

What do these hoodlums look like? Two punks. One's got blonde hair and the

actually has a cool pair of glasses.

Well, that's nice. He likes my glasses.

Maybe he'll kill you second.

Now, we're going to need tracking gear for the whole gang.

I got what you're looking for in the back.

Wow, this bean medley's really priced to move.

Max is that way. Yeah, but my house is this way.

And my house has a door and a very dependable dental lock.

Maybe we should just head home and skip the milkshakes. No.

I mean, it's just, it's the first thing that we ever did together.

And it's got to be the last before I move.

Boy, Clyde really wants to get that milkshake.

I always knew how much our friendship meant to him, but to risk his life for

You know what?

I risk my life for him, too.

That's how much he means to me.

That's the perfect thing for me to say.

Clyde, I risked my life.

There they are!

Come on, we gotta go, we gotta go!

Come on!

They're after us!

We're coming for you!

Come on! I can't wait this play!

Let's go!

Come on, hang in there!

All right. Move it, you dummies. There's got to be another way up.

We're probably going to need some disguise to make it out of this

Again,

we're really sorry.

It's my last day in town.

He wants to get a milkshake with me.

We're best friends.

Let's go.

All right, let's ditch this milk cart and get out of here. There they are.

Where have you guys been?

Uh, licking stamps.

You know those are stickers now? You don't have to lick them anymore.

Now you tell us.

I need you guys to take this top secret document to Mr. Worthington.

Right. And he is?

The CEO.

The head honcho?

The guy who signed your paycheck.

Of course, of course. We'll deliver this to Mr. Whippingham now.

Worthington.

Right, well, head down there. Up there.

And guard this with your life.

There's only one copy, and the fate of Dinocorp depends on it.

We won't let you down.

What are you, 12?

All right, let's get out of here.

Where are you going?

To Mac.

Forget Macs.

Let's just go back to my house.

Your house doesn't have milkshakes. You know what else my house doesn't have? A

motorcycle gang that wants to murder us.

We're death on wheels.

Nice jacket.

Thank you.

You know, my daughter sewed on all the patches.

I mean, I could do it, but, you know, I like to keep her busy.

You know, the thing is, she's real shy, you know? Never had a boyfriend, poor

thing. I just love her so much.

Those kids are dead meat!

They're up on 20!

Come on, come on.

This way, let's go. Those boys are going to pay.

Which way?

Maybe not.

Guess what? The incoming.

What? Second there.

Well,

that was a way to go, huh?

Are they around?

That's it.

Start looking.

They gave us some flip -flops.

Dang! Look, we're going to get them boys. Now go fire up the choppers. The

choppers? I thought they busted our chopper. That's why we're after them.

I'm talking motorcycle choppers, not helicopter choppers!

Well, that's confusing.

You know what wouldn't be confusing?

You. Dead.

All right, let's go!

I think it's much cooler to call them motorcycle choppers.

Same.

Okay, the coast is clear.

I'm just going to punch right through it. Okay, take notes.

Why don't we just open it with the latch?

Great. Where is it?

Come on.

Yeah.

If you can dream it, nothing is out of reach.

Except that latch.

Okay.

Okay.

Let's go to the outside.

Or the inside.

Lincoln. Not now, Clyde. I'm thinking.

Lincoln.

Clyde. I gotta figure this out.

Okay. Let's go.

Lincoln!

bitch scream anywhere.

They're still in the building somewhere.

You got security cameras in this building? We got security cameras

All right, take me to them.

I feel like down this way.

This is it.

We're finally gonna get out of here.

I hate that poster.

Huh? What?

Nothing. You know, I'll tell you what that'll reach. My milkshake.

Will you please stop with the milkshake?

We're never going to get out of here.

We're never going to get that milkshake. It was the only thing on my list.

I've got a list of things I'm more concerned about than your precious

Clyde. My back, my neck, my knuckles, the aforementioned biker gang known as

Death on Wheels, and, uh, oh, yeah, this.

So will you please stop with the milkshake? Well, I'm sorry, Lincoln. She

it soon.

She? What?

You said she closed it soon.

No, I didn't. What are you talking about?

We got them, bud.

Like fish in a barrel.

What's going on?

Uh... Clyde, why did you say she?

Fine.

I haven't told you. But there's this girl who works at Max that I'm crazy

and I wanted to see her one last time before I leave.

What gives, boss? Hey!

I want to hear this.

I thought this day was supposed to be about us. You remember?

We both missed the bus?

The milkshakes?

I was the brother you never had?

Clyde, look me in my eye and tell me. This whole day...

Hasn't been about some girl.

Hey, she has a name. What's her name? I don't know yet.

What's going on? Do you have some kind of a secret girlfriend?

Well, it's a secret to her, but I'm planning on letting her in on it today.

Poor guy.

I can't even be around you right now. So I'm not allowed to like a girl?

Whatever you want.

Apparently, I'm just here to be your wingman.

Oh, no, you didn't. Too many times I've been... Your wingman almost got arrested

impersonating a bus mechanic.

And then I got beat up by some guy named Rod on a fake Valentine's date. And

then, oh, what else? Oh, yeah. I took a van to Tennessee, ate chipmunk on a

steak, and almost died in a hot air balloon.

You know what? I can't even be around you right now.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I don't want to hear it.

Clyde, you're my best friend.

You've always been there for me, and I'd be honored to be your wingman.

So? Tell me about her.

She's perfect.

Every time I see her, I want to tell her how beautiful she is, how much I like

her. But I can never seem to find the right words.

Do you have the bathroom key? I need to poop.

Good luck with that.

Thank you.

How long has this been going on?

What's it at?

About six years.

Six years?

All right, we're gonna get you to Mac.

And then you're gonna look her in the eye and tell her the three magical words

that every girl dreams to hear.

What's your name?

No.

No.

Not what I was going for.

But close enough.

We gotta get out of here.

It's too late. Her shift ends any minute. And then she's heading home.

then we'll go to her house so you can tell her how you feel. That's even more

romantic. I kind of already told her how I feel.

What? I was afraid I was going to chicken out and not introduce myself.

I just like my daughter.

So, I wrote a letter.

Look away.

Look away.

A letter?

What did it say?

Clyde, what did it say?

Clyde, what did it say?

I profess my undying love for her.

That's not so bad.

There's more.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

I also wrote a poem, and I may have included a charcoal sketch of our

day. Oh, that's not good.

Clyde, please tell me you didn't send that letter. I didn't.

Yes! Oh, thank God.

Where'd it go?

There they are!

Liam did it.

Why, Liam!

Who the heck is Liam?

I told him if he didn't hear back from me by 6 p .m., he should put it in her

mailbox.

It's 601.

After she sees that letter, I'll never be able to face her again.

It's a good thing I'm moving to Florida.

Clyde, what are you doing here?

Lincoln, you look terrible.

Just like the news I received.

My promotion fell through. We're not moving to Florida.

Apparently, two inept rubes in the mailroom failed to deliver an important

document, and the company stock plummeted.

I'll never be able to enjoy a glass of orange juice again.

From now on, we are a beet juice family.

You're not moving.

I'm not moving.

Wait, the letter.

I'm not moving.

What am I going to do?

My life is over.

No, it's not.

We just got to get to her mailbox before she does. There's no way. She's already

on her way home.

We'll never make it.

Oh, yes, you will.

On a mission to love.

I'm on a mission to love.

You'll meet your milkshake, girl. Yeah, you'll meet it for real.

Love never dies when you got death on wheel.

I'm on a mission to love, mission to love.

I'm on a mission to love, mission to love.

All right, here we go. You go get him. Oh,

thank God.

What are you guys doing?

It's okay.

We used to be millmen.

And my friend Clyde has something he wants to say to you.

I have to poop.

I got this one, buddy.

Clyde is the best person I've ever known in my whole life.

He's funny.

He's kind.

He's loyal.

I know.

Had a crush on him for six years.

Classic McBride.

Good luck. Let me know how it works out. Me too.

Where am I? You're on my front porch.

I had the craziest dream that there was this biker gang.

And we fell off the ceiling and a spider bit your eye.

All just to get to the most...

Beautiful girl in the world.

It wasn't a dream, Clyde. And we did get to the girl.

What happened?

You told her that you liked her, and she said she liked you, too.

And then you fainted.

Dang.

Did I look cool?

Why didn't I let her answer that?

You looked very cool.

I'm Angie.

Angie. That's a nice name.

My name's Clyde.

I can't believe you did all that just to see me.

Well, you do make the best milkshakes.

It's more than just milkshakes, Angie.

Trust me.

Rumsel! You're back!

Angie, let me tell you all about this. Hey, Rumsel!

How you doing, buddy?

Who was the one that started us off on this whole matter?

We were helping this old lady move her doctor's suite.

I'm on a mission to love, mission to love. You'll meet your milkshake girl,

you'll meet her for real.

Love never dies when you got death on wheel.

I'm on a mission to love, mission to love.

I'm on a mission to love, mission to love.