All language subtitles for The Really Loud House s02e14 The Boyfriend Stays in the Picture

It's picture time!

Looks like this is the end of the world,
Magenta.

We gave it our best shot.

But the robots are too powerful.

Get your filthy metal feet off las
cabezas de mis amigos.

Time to kick some robot.

Beep, boop, bop.

You want some of this?

Getting Bobby to play the lead in our
film was the best move we ever made. Who

would have thought a humble stock boy
from the Mercado would have so much star

power?

Clyde and I have one scene left to film
in our movie before we deliver our film

to the investor.

And there he is now.

It's okay.

Hello, Mr. Money Green.

You called me Prescott.

Hello, Prescott.

All right, let's cut the chit -chat.

I promise you two gentlemen an enormous
sum of money.

As yet, I have not seen one frame of
your film.

Don't worry, Mr. Money Green. We only
have one more scene left to do. You only

have one more day.

Tomorrow... I make a decision whether I
invest in your movie or in a man from

Lansing who's taught a little wiener dog
how to play jazz piano.

Oh, interesting.

We won't let you down, sir. I want that
film on my desk by tomorrow at sundown.

Why sundown?

Why, indeed.

Make it noon.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

I have a pressing meeting at the bottom
of the sea.

I sing opera to the turtles.

This is so exciting.

Nothing can stop us now.

Duh! Lana and I are trying to get our
bedtime pushed back an hour, and we need

to figure out the best way to act out.

Well, you're going to want to butter him
up to make sure he's in a good mood.

So I would recommend what I like to call
the club sandwich method. This is a

good one. You butter him up in sections.

If you do it all at once, he's going to
know you're up to something.

We just gotta come up with some
compliments.

What would be a good compliment to give
Dad?

Bobby and Lori!

It's showtime!

Over the years, Lori and Bobby have had
some very entertaining squabble. And

we've had a front row seat to all of
them.

It's your favorite color!

My favorite color isn't sky blue, it's
baby blue.

Fine. If you don't like it, then maybe
I'll just eat it.

Bobby, you're allergic to wood.

No, no, I'm not allergic to wood.

I'm Bobby.

I'll wear it every day.

But don't worry. They're all bark and no
bite.

What are they fighting about?

We haven't been able to deduce that yet.
But it looks like a good one.

She keeps looking up at the sky and
shaking her head.

Maybe they're arguing if it's going to
rain or not.

Wait, wait, he's walking funny.

Maybe he wants to get surgery to have
his knees removed.

But she thinks it's a waste of money. It
is.

You guys got it all wrong. He's mad at
her because she always makes him hold in

his farts.

Bobby's farts are due soon.

I'd sit behind him in movie night. He's
telling her he's following his dream to

become one of those inflatable tube men
outside of a car dealership.

Oh, maybe that was her dream.

It's fun.

Does anybody read lit?

All right.

I read lips.

Dingo in the sand, Madonna's hair, fire
ant.

Whoa. It's serious.

Oh, he's walking to his van.

He's doing the classic I'm leaving, but
then he's going to come back for a hug.

That's his favorite move.

He

left.

Why did he leave?

Should we check over?

He says she broke up with Bobby and she
can't believe he wouldn't stay and fight

for their relationship.

Oh, right!

I don't read lips.

I speak cry talk. Duh.

Hey, Lori.

It's Lenny.

Do you mind if I come in for a minute?

Okay.

She doesn't want to talk to you?

No, she does. She just wants ice cream
first.

With sprinkles.

Sprinkles. What'd she say?

Oh,

you guys don't have to be cry talk.

Duh. She bought Bobby this really nice
pair of pants, but he refuses to wear

them because he doesn't like the style.
He said they're too tight.

I'm going to need more ice cream.

And I'm going back in.

Hey, what's going on up here?

What's going on here?

Because you look ravishing.

Maximum ravish.

Well, I have cut out dairy.

Lori and Bobby broke up. The dispute
seems to be pants related.

Oh, young love.

Remember when we were first together?

Oh, every little thing felt like the end
of the world.

This too shall pass.

You are as smart as you are handsome.

Maximum smartage.

Well, they'll figure it out, just like
we did.

They better figure it out. We have one
day to shoot our final scene with Bobby.

No Bobby, no movie.

Bobby and I have broken up. So out of
respect for me, I forbid anyone in this

family to see or speak to him.

For how long?

Maybe forever.

Why do I have to buy all those type of
things?

Calm down, Clyde. I don't speak cry
talk.

All right, here's what we're going to
do.

We're going to call Mr. Money Green and
tell him we need more time to deliver

our movie.

Do you think the jazz -playing wiener
dog is asking for more time?

Well, what else are we going to do?

We're just going to walk in there and
say, hey, Lori, we know you're in a huge

fight, but can Bobby shoot one last
scene of our film?

Wait a minute.

That might actually work.

We could show her our movie.

We could cut her in as some of the back
-end profits.

Or we could give her a free T -shirt.

We don't have T -shirts yet.

Last glass of lemonade.

Want to split it?

Yes, I do.

Oh, it was so nice to see all the kids
rallying around Lori today, huh?

Two weeks, those lovebirds will be back
together. They won't even remember what

they were fighting about.

Two weeks?

Bobby will probably apologize tomorrow.

Why would Bobby apologize?

Because Lori gave him a very thoughtful
gift, and he was not very gracious.

What was he supposed to do?

Say he liked the pants when he hated
them?

Yes.

Once we show her Robot Wars, she's
totally going to say we can see Bobby.

What are you two doing?

We're going to talk to Lori.

She doesn't want to talk to you.

She only wants to be with us.

Trust me.

Once she hears what we're offering,
she's going to want to talk to us.

Okay. Have fun.

We will.

Lori!

How'd that go for you?

At least you kept the movie.

We don't need Bobby.

I'm sure our second choice is just good.

What's up? I'm Patrick, no last name, 6
'2", and I'm represented by my mom,

Carol, also no last name.

Get your filthy metal feet off Las
Cabezas de Mis Amigos.

Time to kick some rogue butt.

Beep, boop.

Line? Bop. The line is beep, boop, bop.
This guy was not good. No, he was not.

Mom!

Okay, we need Bobby back.

We have to convince Lori to take him
back. But to do that, we need to know

Lori wants.

What does any woman want?

Women. Women.

What do they want?

But all I'm saying is if someone gave me
a pair of pants, I would say, oh, thank

you, I love them.

Even if I didn't love them.

He didn't like the pants. And why are
people running around town buying other

people pants anyway?

Oh, here we go again. Lynn's pant rant.

Pants are a very personal garment.
People can't predict how they're going

feel or fit. Look at these khakis. I
bought these for myself.

Perfect fit. So you're saying that no
one should ever buy anyone else pants?

Yes. It's a waste of money. It's like
buying too many bananas.

Nobody eats them and they just go bad.

So you're saying I buy too many bananas?

Two compliments. If we hit him with one
more, he should be sufficiently

buttered. Maximum butterage.

Let's do this.

Hey there, you handsome. These are my
favorite pants.

Well, I'll be sure not to buy you
another pair.

I'm a subject of bedtime. I am in the
worst mood ever.

Okay, good talk.

I'll catch up with you later, handsome.

Were you going to say something?

I didn't have anything.

Do you?

I don't have anything either.

Hey!

There they are!

You guys must know what women want.

Not according to Lenny and Luna.

We offered to help cheer up Lori, but
they said we haven't loved and lost the

way they had. I've never lost at
anything, and I'm not going to lose at

my sister.

Welcome to Team McCloud.

We're going to figure out how to get
those two back together.

What do you got?

Lisa, go.

We build a time machine and we travel
back in time to... Lynn, go. We set up a

series of cones and have them each
dribble... Clyde, go.

I've heard women like shoes.

How does anybody figure this out?

We figured it out. We just need to get
Bobby to apologize to Lori and tell her

everything she wants to hear. And make
him think this whole thing was his idea

so Lori doesn't know we put him up to
it.

It's so easy.

Like every woman, all Lori wants is to
feel heard and appreciated.

Yeah. That and shoes.

We need your help. We need your help
first. Your club sandwich compliment

went south. We were about to hit Dad
with his third compliment, and he and

got into a big argument. And now Dad's
in a bad mood.

Okay, give me a second.

Here's what we're going to do.

It's called Firestarter Fire Chief.

You create a problem, then solve that
problem, becoming a hero.

Steal Dad's wallet.

He'll get all upset about it, then you
swoop in, hey, we found it, and save the

day. Boom, bang, boom, your bedtime's
midnight.

You're a genius.

Now you guys gotta help us with our
problem.

Where'd they go?

We don't need them, Clyde. Because
they're right.

I am a genius.

Later with bad teacher, substitute
teacher.

Great!

What is that?

It's when you don't like your teacher,
but then you get a substitute teacher

that's even worse, so you want your
first teacher back.

So we show Laurie a guy who's worse than
Bobby to make Bobby look better in

comparison. Bing, bang, boom.

Bobby and Laurie are back together.

And for the win.

We just need to find someone who Laurie
would never go for in a million years.

Someone completely devoid of charisma
and talent.

I've got just the guy.

What's up? I'm Patrick. I also have this
look.

And not pictured, this look.

Oh, yeah.

That's the guy.

I know what I should do.

I should tell Lori that I'm sorry and I
understand why she's mad at me.

That is a great idea, Bobby. So great.
Yeah, and I came up with it all by

because I realized that our fight wasn't
really about the pants.

It was about... Trying new things.

And being open to new adventures.

Adventures.

Yes, that's right.

And it was all your idea.

Yep. So clear to me.

But just in case you forget, here's a
card with a couple key bullet points.

Oh, that you just thought of.

By yourself. Yeah.

How am I supposed to say this stuff to
her? I'm not allowed to go to the house.

Maybe she'll be at the mall at four o
'clock.

You think so?

We know so.

Okay.

I'll be at the mall at three o 'clock.

Card.

Four o 'clock.

Okay, guys, let's go over the game plan
again.

Lori should be showing up soon.

Yep, Lisa flipping the bait under her
door as we speak.

Okay, Lisa, just slide it under the door
like any other coupon.

Couldn't be simpler.

I can't find it

anywhere.

Hey, Lori, can you help me find my ding
-dang wallet? Your mom won't help me

look for it because she buys too many
bananas.

Mommy got me flowers.

Yes, this is Lynn Loud. I would like to
cancel all my credit cards.

I will buy as many bananas as I want!

It's almost showtime.

Now remember, the more repulsive she
finds you, the more she'll realize how

great Bobby is. Got it. Now what was the
fight about?

I need some backstory for my character.

So far, I'm just a former Marine with a
heart of gold.

Lieutenant Bo Chopper.

Wow.

She bought him some pants that were too
tight. He didn't want to wear them.

Blah, blah, blah.

You don't need to know this.

Just go in there, fill a slippy on her,
and be annoying.

Now, what level of annoying do you want
me to be?

Whatever you're doing right here is
working just fine.

Lane, you hide out by the corn dog cart.

Thanks to your sideways, we may need you
to take someone out. I can take this

clown out right now.

If we need that, the code word is
torpedo.

Cloud and I will be hiding out in these
recycling containers, watching our

victory unfold from afar.

There's Lori.

Places, everybody.

I finished the flippy.

We'll buy you another one.

This one's fine.

Ooh, red.

Please say torpedo.

Break.

There's Lori.

Oh, and there's Bobby, right on time.

It's going to be great.

I had to cool you down.

I had to cool you down.

Oh, my gosh.

What's Bobby doing here?

This is not part of the plan.

Hi, Bobby.

Hi, Lori.

I'm really glad that you're here.

I need to be more open to tight pants.

Or is it that I need my tight pants to
be more open?

I got your note.

What? Your note.

Oh, yeah, my note.

I know it may seem like I'm stuck in my
ways, but I want our life to be filled

with new things.

You have no idea how much this means to
me, Bobby.

She's crying.

Oh, my gosh, she's crying.

Send in Patrick.

Go, go, go.

I had to call you, Dad. And you're so
handsome that I doubt there's any style

that wouldn't look great on you.

I'm going to wear those pants every day
for you.

Boo -boo bear.

What's happening? Who's that guy?

Sorry.

substitute teacher what did you do that
for had to cool you down because you're

so hot lieutenant bow chopper nice to
meet me i'm gonna call security hey this

wasn't my idea i got paid to do that so
you'd see what a loser i am and like him

more what bobby did you pay corporal bow
chopper to do this lieutenant bobby did

you pay lieutenant bow chopper to do
this uh let me check my card hey don't

mad at him you're the one who forced him
to wear those tight pants

How does he know about our fight?

I'm just saying, pants are a very
personal item.

You would do anything to win this fight.

I have never been so mortified in my
entire life.

This is going great.

This guy was born for this role.

I am so disappointed in you.

And you're even worse.

I don't have to take that from you. I'm
my own man.

Mom? Pick me up right now at the food
court.

Where's he going?

I'm looking at you and freaking out
right now.

Dave! Please say torpedo.

Please say torpedo.

I don't want to see you anymore.

Well, I don't want to see you either.

Bring me a juice box.

Oh, that felt good.

So, how'd the plan go?

I have

checked every inch of this house.

Where the fuck is it?

I left it at Lynn's table.

There you are, you handsome devil.

Guess you found your wallet.

Yes, where?

Under the rug.

Under the rug in the garage?

You handsome devil.

There's no rug in the garage.

Wait a minute.

Are you two trying to club sandwich me?

And fire starter fire chief?

Really?

Canceling the credit card so I couldn't
buy bananas?

That was so embarrassing. You have
sunken to a new low.

I had to cancel the credit cards. The
twins stole my wallet. I don't care who

stole your wallet. I have the right to
buy bananas.

Enough with the lies. I just want

someone to tell me the truth.

I'll tell you the truth.

Those pants were so tight, I couldn't
feel my feet.

But I'm going to wear them every single
day.

That's how much I love you, Lori.

So that means we can finish our movie?

On one condition.

As queen of the planet Zergan, it is my
distinct pleasure to award you with our

highest honor for saving our planet.

I now dub thee Zerganian, player of the
robots.

You may now kneel to accept your award.

of that film.

Except for the pants are too tight.

We can explain.

It'd go from bottom to pants.

Why would anyone buy someone a pair of
pants?

That's the most personal of garments.

For that reason, and for that reason
alone, I'm out.

But, sir... Too late.

I'm going with the wiener dog.

Not opera, but he shows promise.

And a brother who plays the bongos.

Well, Clyde, I think we learned a very
valuable lesson today.

We gotta get that wiener dog for Robot
Wars 3.

Smack it.