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LOL, you laugh, you're out!

There is less than an hour left to play

and only Audrey and Redouane have not received a card.

During Marina's revenge, two candidates cracked.

Two red cards have been shown.

Who are the red cards for? Let's find out.

But it doesn't mean we get attached.

And that we poison each other.

With an arrow

That deludes us We mustn't get attached

So, Jérôme?

-Oh, no! -I don't agree.

I won't let you go.

Red card for Jérôme.

But you won't be leaving alone.

Well that's not me.

Let's find out who'll be going with you.

-The toothpaste in my drawer... -Lying around.

Lying around in my night drawer

does not belong to me, is not mine...

Clémenceau?

-It belongs to Zabou Breitman. -To Zaba...

-To Zaba... Breit... -To Zaba, to Zebe...

Oh, yeah.

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, okay.

-Yes, it's... -She laughed.

-Rules are rules. -You're leaving like a queen.

Thank you.

It's a nice exit. I held up quite well.

I was quite brave.

Marina, that's your revenge over.

Let's go back to the others in the control room.

Let's applaud Jérôme and Anaïde, what a great performance!

Well done Anaïde!

-Magnificent. -What a wonderful performance!

How many did he eliminate?

I would've liked a fit of the giggles at the end.

To have gone out in style, "I've messed up, but no worries."

But in fact it was really just...

a rictus.

I'm going to miss you!

I love you, Jérôme! Bye, Anaïde!

Bye, Laure!

-Well done! -Good luck. You're wonderful!

-Bye, Marina! -Nice to see you again!

Oh, no!

-You can laugh now. -JP!

Now you can laugh.

I missed you so.

It was tough, not smiling.

Here we go again!

Now, only Audrey, Alison, Franck,

Redouane, McFly and Carlito are still in the competition.

Six players who are fired up to make their opponents crack.

We could play a game, that'd be nice.

Let's say hair salon names with puns.

-Okay. -Is that okay?

We have to make puns on "hair"

or synonyms.

I love those games.

I think they're extremely creative.

I get my haircut In a very nice salon

I'm gonna tell you its name Right this instant

Having an aff-hair.

I get my haircut In a very nice salon

I'm gonna tell you its name Right this instant

Upper-cut.

I get my haircut In a very nice salon

I'm gonna tell you its name Right this instant

Pep-hair's Place.

I get my haircut In a very nice salon

I'm gonna tell you its name Right this instant

Karine Traquenard.

There's no pun.

I get my haircut In a very nice salon

I'm gonna tell you its name Right this instant

-Clear the hair. -Oh, no!

I get my haircut

It's got to make sense.

I'm gonna tell you its name Right this instant

Active or passive?

Audrey doesn't understand she needs to find puns.

It's too much for me, I love it!

I get my haircut In a very nice salon

I'm gonna tell you its name Right this instant

Right Hair Right Now.

I get my haircut In a very nice salon

I'm gonna tell you its name Right this instant

A breath of fresh hair.

Is that the name of the salon?

In a very nice salon

I gonna get my haircut Right this instant

-Shears Galore. -She doesn't understand.

I really don't know how to explain.

It's torture because you can't laugh.

But at the same time, you really want to laugh so much.

I get my haircut In a very nice salon

I'm gonna tell you its name Right this instant

Jordan Hair.

I get my haircut In a very nice salon

I'm gonna get my hair cut Right this instant

This is unbearable, go ahead. I'm covering my eyes.

-I don't have one. -Game over.

That was great. Well done.

Audrey makes me laugh.

Do you do impressions?

-Yes, I'm very good. -Who do you do?

My best one is... Joe Biden.

Yes!

-Joe Biden, I'm very good. -Yes.

-Do you want me to do him? -No thanks.

Well, the idea of... No? Well...

That tongue stuck out...

-I can imitate... -Go on.

-I'll do Joe Biden! -Okay, go on then.

It'll make him happy.

-Then I'll do Jean-Luc Reichmann for you. -I'd prefer that.

Hello, this is Joe Biden!

That kitten's tongue is funny.

I can do Christian Clavier.

-Go on. -Go on, let's see.

That's really good.

It makes no sense!

That's really good.

It... suits me

Christian Clavier having a stroke.

Get out Romanos.

I don't have a pot.

-Clavier having a stroke? -Apparently.

Fuck, she's gonna do Clavier the whole time.

A bad Clavier the whole time, buddy.

No, I don't have a pot.

Ah, she's giving it all!

Wow. Come on!

-Louis de Funès? -Paf! Paf, paf!

Paf!

You make it thin and hanging.

Can you act with such a tongue?

Her tongue is huge!

Compared with her body.

Her tongue is several meters square.

It's not proportionate.

Her tongue is bigger than her.

It must reach her feet.

It's a blanket.

What are we watching?

I'm cold.

-A tongue blanket. -That could be an accessory.

Maybe that's her joker card.

It's her joker card.

It's too much!

Philippe hasn't moved since season one.

I've got cobwebs, buddy!

I had something planned next month, I'll have to cancel.

He's got plenty to do but he's stuck here with his buttons!

He's got two features to film.

Stop!

The revenge stage...

Paramount have commissioned a trilogy from him.

He's busy...

-Oh, no. -Well done, Fifi.

If tomorrow you want someone to push your buttons,

call Fifi.

Jérôme, do you want to seek some revenge?

Yes.

Remember, you still have

the open mic, the robot,

the flashback, the barricade tape, the annoying shadow.

I'm gonna go for the barricade tape.

The barricade tape! So, remember,

you will be reducing the competitors' area.

So they can't avoid each other.

Watch out, I'll tell them about the revenge.

Let's go.

Revenge time. Get your revenge, let's get revenge.

Go Jérôme. Make them crack.

Go Jéjé!

Jéjé!

-Oh, no! -Oh, Jérôme, my love!

Hello buddies!

So, I'm here on a mission. Let me explain.

The idea is to make you laugh. So...

I can do anything.

-And you make people laugh a lot? -It happens.

But now, we're going to play a little game.

You can't leave a marked area.

-We'll help you. -Yes.

Can you explain the rule?

You're not allowed to leave here.

Speech therapy exercises. So be careful with your pronunciation.

Obviously, the goal is to be really fast.

Let's go.

Am I at this dear Serge's?

Am I at this dear Serge's?

-I'm... -No.

-I am... -No.

-Am I! -Am I?

At this dear Serge's.

His slowness is hilarious.

Redouane stumbled on the first word.

That really makes me laugh.

You need a bit of help.

Yeah, go for it.

Am I, it's this dear Sherge.

-Oh, my! -There, spot on.

Am I at this dear Serge's place?

Nothing's right.

Come on. Am I at thish dear... Am I at thish dear Cherge's.

-Damn! -Am I, am I at thish...

Am I at this...

You're getting there.

Am at thish... I'll get there.

Am I at this dear Serge's.

Am I at this dear Serge's?

Perfect. Come on, let's go.

Three big gray rats

in three big round holes

gnaw three big round croutons.

Uh?

Three big gray rats in three

big round holes gnaw

-on three big bits of bread? -Round croutons.

Of course, what changes everything now is that Jérôme is allowed to laugh.

-Three big fat gray... -No.

Three big grey rats

in three big round holes

gnaw on three big croutons.

-Round! -Round.

So slow. It's killing me.

Three gray rats burps...

Three fat gray rats gnawing on...

You're speaking Japanese, honey.

Three big gray rats...

-Why are you getting mad? -He's harassing me.

She's losing her cool.

Yeah!

I've got a potato in my mouth

and my brain has turned to mash.

I'm not saying what I'm thinking.

Three big gray rats.

Three big gray rats are in three big holes.

-Round! -Round holes.

-She's getting annoyed. -She's about to crack.

She's gonna lose it.

Where are they, what they doing?

I wonder!

-Three big gray rats. -Three big rats...

-Grey. -Grey rats.

It's really funny what you're doing. Get angry.

Wait, they're talking. It's crazy to do that.

Three fat gray rats in three big round holes

gnaw at three big round croutons.

Three big gray rats in three big holes gnaw at...

Why are you putting your hand there?

Because it suits me. It's a Harcourt photo.

Alison Wheeler is close to breaking point.

It's getting really tough for Alison.

Especially since we can't even smile.

Come on.

Well done, Jérôme.

That's the end of Jérôme's revenge.

Well done, come and join us again.

Thanks Jérôme!

You were shaky.

Well done, Jérôme.

You were close.

-You fought. -You were almost there.

-That was hard. -Yes.

-You're going to crack. -No.

Franck, would you say that you're... Franck!

Franck, look at me.

-Franck? -Yes, yes.

You know, next summer, there's a festival Baldness on the Rock.

Oh, my, she's about to smile.

-It's every summer. -Franck!

Are you timid, or bald?

It's tough, and she's doing it to herself!

She's hurting herself.

At least I'm trying to say some things.

I'm resisting.

I'm afraid of myself because I'm capable

of entertaining myself.

It's kind of my little flaw.

It could tip me over.

Oh, I've arrived just at the right time!

Bam, bam! Laugh laugh!

They're really going for her.

Just look at her face!

She's losing it.

She's breaking up in mid-air.

-She can't hold it. -Alison!

It's fine if you crack now,

you've performed well!

Stop! Stop blocking my way!

High five!

What will you remember the most about this game?

Alison, a word, please.

Press it, Fifi, come on, let's end this!

Have you been running for three weeks?

-Please. -I see no sweat marks.

Just a word.

What do you feel?

-Do you feel this is unfair? -I don't understand.

We just want to say well done, we love you.

Oh, Alison! Laugh, laugh!

Oh, poor girl.

-Did someone laugh? -Have you got one?

A smile.

He has cards.

I'm so happy to see you, Philippe.

There's an elimination.

Let's see who it was.

-Franck? -Yes, yes.

You know, next summer, there's a festival, Baldness on the Rock.

Oh, Baldness on the Rock is every summer.

It's tough, and she's doing it to herself!

She's hurting herself.

At least I'm trying to say some things.

She's going to crack.

Oh, I've arrived just at the right time!

Laugh, Alison, laugh!

-It's a smile. -Oh, no, Alison!

I knew that it would end badly.

Well done!

What a great performance!

I feel so bad!

I'm leaving because of the lamest thing in the universe.

I'm so disappointed!

We're approaching the end of normal time.

If no one laughs or smiles in the next few minutes,

the cards rule will make a comeback.

Those with the fewest cards, or no cards,

will be the finalists.

At the moment, Audrey and Redouane have no cards.

Basically, Fifi tells us they're in danger,

and that we can breathe a bit, but not too much.

But we can breathe a bit.

-And again, well done Alison. -Well done, Alison.

I'm leaving on such a poor note!

-Bye Alison! -Bye! Avenge me, Audrey!

-Yeah! -Well done, Alison!

Well done, Alison!

You were so strong, honey.

It sucks that you lost, but honestly, well done!

You did everything you could.

Oh! You lost again, get back out there.

Well done, honey.

I advise them to be on the offensive,

because Franck, McFly, and Carlito will be eliminated in a few minutes

if they don't manage to make Audrey or Redouane crack.

Right, let's get back to it!

There are just 30 minutes of competition left

so the five remaining players will have to give their very best

to have a chance of reaching the LOL final.

Guys, we should team up.

What do you wanna do? Look, we've got to risk it all.

The final is within reach,

I'm very happy with my performance.

But now that I'm here,

try and go all the way!

I've been thinking. How about attacking head on?

How do you want to attack?

Hey, you see? That was an attack.

Pushing them to get a card is very hard.

But we've got to try everything, everything.

Wait, it's not over.

You're right.

It's not over till it's over.

-A well-known saying. -You're right.

It's not over.

-My, oh, my. -Does it hurt?

No, I'm okay.

-That's what we need to do. -Yes, that's right.

-You got a problem with me? -Feels good.

McFly and Carlito have a very close relationship.

They could team up.

That makes them stronger.

So I'm gonna have to go after them.

-You know what? -What?

I don't know how you see the duo,

but your friend...

has an extremely dark vision of your...

-Really? -Of your duo.

That's not what he tells me. Shit!

I swear. It shocked me.

Then again, in this duo, I'm doing everything.

That's what I told him.

I said, "Be careful, he's holding back."

-He's holding something back -Exactly, that's it.

-Did he get angry, like that? -Yes.

He repeated, "I need to get out of here."

-He repeated it? -Three or four times.

Can you repeat it, to see how it sounds?

No, his diction is better than mine.

Right. Can you repeat "panier, piano"?

Piani, piano... No, I can't manage it.

Panier piano, panier piano...

You're very focused. But can he do it?

No, he can't. But...

You don't need him, that's what pisses him off.

You believe more in me than in him?

-Of course. -Right.

-The guy is called McFly! -I'm McFly.

Good joke. I didn't see it coming.

-Okay, but thanks anyway. -Okay.

-That's kind of you. -Between artists...

Yeah.

We've got each other's back.

-Audrey's resilient, isn't she? -Very.

Like her sister, she doesn't laugh.

My sister would have lasted a minute.

-Alban. -Yes.

Do you want to use your revenge card?

Well, if I can choose, Philippe, I'd like to select the flashback.

Very good choice!

Alison you don't know about the flashback yet.

No, but it sounds great.

All eliminated players, including you, can head back to the living room

to get the last competitors to laugh.

You are allowed to laugh.

Let's go back and...

-Of course. -Let's go.

Let's go.

-Revenge? -Revenge.

I'm scared because I don't know what's coming.

Please, make them crack!

Full on!

There are five of them, we need two finalists.

You have a few minutes to make them crack.

It's very stressful.

There's an alliance.

The door opens, and they are all there.

I'm screwed. Honestly, I know I'm screwed.

LOL, you laugh, you're out!