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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our very special guest host, Nick Cannon.

Welcome to Beat Your Damn.

I am Nick Cannon filling in for Jamie Foxx.

And I can see why Jamie loves this show so much. Not only is the music great,

but I get a chance to change some lives.

Yes.

One thing they walk out of here tonight is millionaires. I mean, can you imagine

waking up one day as not millionaires and then going to bed that night as a

millionaire?

It's got to be like the best day of your whole life. I mean, no offense to your

wedding day or the day your kids are born, but starting the day light in the

pockets. And then ending the day rich?

That's a damn good day.

A very good day.

And here is our incredible DJ who will be playing the hits all night long. Give

it up for Kelly Osbourne.

So the Million Dollar Song takes less than five seconds.

That's $720 million an hour.

I want that job.

So amazing at math.

Thank you. I've been practicing.

Now, clearly time is money, so let's not waste any more of it and meet the team.

Let's bring them out.

These married high school sweethearts have three great loves.

Each other, their kids, and music. It's Michael and Jessica.

Hello, Michael.

Hello, Jessica.

This duo are not only sisters, they're best friends and business partners.

Put your hands together for Crystal and Kim!

These country boys went to the club to find romance, but instead found

Give it up for best buds, Flo and Jake!

Y 'all ready to make some money? Yes!

Let's go! That's what I'm talking about now. Let me explain to you how this

works. On my cue, Kelly is going to play a huge hit song. When it starts, you'll

see four possible song titles, but only one is correct. The team that locks in

the right answer the fastest puts money in their bank. Okay?

Give me that money.

Give me that money.

the teams with the least amount of money will be eliminated.

In the end, only one team will battle against Shazam for one

million dollars!

Now, to be great at this game, you have to know all types of music, from 50 Cent

to Johnny Cash, from Mac the Knife to Machine Gun Kelly.

So y 'all ready to mix it up?

Because it's time for the Shazam Show!

Five of the biggest songs.

from the beginning of time right up to today.

Kelly, how much money are they playing for? Songs start at $1 ,000 each.

All right.

And what's going to be the category for song number one? This genre is all about

fashion and music and moves.

It's disco!

Hey! Go, Kelly! Go, Kelly!

All right. For $1 ,000.

DJ Kelly Kell, hit it!

All right, all three teams have locked in their answers.

Shazam, what's the correct title?

Ain't Nobody.

Look it there. All three teams have locked in the correct song title, but

one student can put that money in their bank.

So.

Shazam, which team locked in Ain't Nobody the fastest?

Crystal and Kim in 3 .04 seconds. They got $1 ,000 in the bank,

taking the lead.

But everybody else, you know, we're just getting started.

Yeah.

Kelly, what's the category for song number two?

These songs absolutely defined an era. It's Alternative.

All right, alternative for $1 ,000.

DJ Kelly Kell, hit it.

All three teams have locked in their answer. Shazam, what's the correct

Africa by Weezer.

All three teams have locked in the correct title. So, Shazam, which team

in Africa?

The fastest.

Oh, and just 2 .06 seconds, earning them $1 ,000.

Time for first place.

Matter of fact, I think I need to come over here and talk to you guys. Come on,

Nick. Come on. Love the Cowboy swag. Thank you, brother. Howdy.

Howdy. Howdy. Now, how'd you guys meet?

Well, shucks, Nick.

As they said, we were looking for some girls. We were going out for romance,

but... I seen him on the dance floor. We locked eyes, and I was like, that guy

can dance. So I went over, and I was like, dude, killing it on the dance

Show me some moves, and our friendship blossomed from there. Oh, shucks, bro. I

got to see some of these dance moves, man. You want to see some moves?

Come on out.

All right. I got to see what dance.

Come on out with us. Oh, wow.

All right. Let me see how you got to do this.

Kelly got the hat on. Kelly, whenever you ready.

You drop it.

Now come on back with me, Nick.

Now we're going to go this way, Nick.

This way. Now we're going to come back this way, Nick. All right, now watch the

ball. Step. Right.

Step. Left.

Step. Right. Step. And pivot.

And pivot.

Step. Come on, Nick.

Come on, Nick.

I see how he fell in love.

There's a lot of love in the room.

Hopefully we can win big money. Y 'all make some noise for Bo and Jake.

Kelly, what's the category for song number three?

Everybody get ready to hit the floor because it's dancing.

Category is dancing for $1 ,000.

DJ Kelly Kell, hit it.

So babe, I said chill, baby, baby, chill, baby, baby, wait. Marker bustin',

wanna see it in the boom.

Girlfriend! Yeah!

All these teams have locked in their answer to their... What's the correct

title?

Things That Make You Go... THC Music Factory.

And no one got that. I was so mad about it, too!

And you guys were singing along and everything.

Well, you know what? Me and Kelly gonna split that money. Oh.

You deserve it after that. Let's talk to Michael and Jessica.

How you doing?

So good to meet you.

High school sweethearts. Tell me about that.

Well, she walked into the performing arts high school that I was attending,

it was amazing.

I saw her, and it was love at first sight for me.

Except our choir teacher at the time had asked, would someone like to tour the

campus with them? And I'm like, yes, absolutely.

And her ex -military father from the Navy was like, no, we're good. We'll

ourselves around.

It's true. It's true. And it wasn't until a year later that we actually

reconnected. We were in a play together. So it was awesome.

And then Nick was so cool, full circle. Our oldest, Brianna. Hi, Brianna.

Library, High Scarlet. They were just in the same play.

Brianna just did the same play in middle school that we met and dated in high

school. Wow.

Talk about full circle. Full circle. So cool.

Nick, we actually have a picture of their whole family.

Oh, really?

Oh,

they're the best.

That's a beautiful family.

It's not me.

Both of you did a great job.

And hopefully you can do a great job here today and put some money in your

pocket to take back to your family. Yes.

It is Michael and Jessica.

Kelly, what's the category for song number four?

It's time for some relaxed vibes and solid beats. It's reggae.

Hey, the category is reggae for $1 ,000.

Kelly, hit it.

Shazam! What's the correct title?

Three Little Birds.

Bob Marley and the Wailers.

Two teams have locked in the correct title.

Shazam!

Which team locked in Three Little Birds fastest?

Cole and Jake.

1 .54 seconds. Added another $1 ,000 to their bank.

taking that first place spot, Crystal and Tim, with $1 ,000 in second place.

And Michael and Jessica, you guys are going to get on the board soon. Let's go

talk to Crystal and Tim's sister.

Hey. How are you guys doing? Good, wonderful.

So it was a pleasure to meet you. Tell me about growing up as sisters.

So the best day of my sister's life was the day I was born.

Me and my sister are so close.

We literally call each other 14 times a day.

We have nothing to talk about.

So we just listen to each other breathe, because that's great. And I couldn't do

life without her, for sure.

Nick, we have a picture of them from back in the day as well.

My sister.

You guys are adorable.

Thank you.

Nick, I have to tell you.

So my son Dorian was born in 2001, one year before Drumline came out. At one

two years old, my son watched that movie every single day. We would call him

Devin Miles.

My son was so invested in that movie, so much, in fact, that when he went to

college, he marched in an HBCU band on the Drumline. Wow. Yes.

Yes. That's amazing.

That's amazing. Yes.

He just turned 22 yesterday.

It would mean so much to me if you would wish him happy birthday very quickly.

Absolutely.

Shout out to Dorian.

Happy 22nd birthday.

And way to get on them snare drums and put a little something something on the

end. And he does play the snare.

That's awesome. Yes, he does.

Yes, he does.

That makes me feel good and old at the same time.

It's Crystal and Kim, y 'all.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached the final song of the Shazam Shuffle. So

it's time for the... Fast Track!

Oh yeah, Fast Track equals fast money, which means this next song is worth

double. Kelly, how much is the Fast Track worth?

$2 ,000!

All right, get us in the game. Let's go.

And what's the category going to be for the Fast Track?

This genre took over the charts.

It's Latin Hits!

Fast check.

$2 ,000.

DJ Kelly Kale, hit it.

All

three

teams have locked in their answers.

Shazam, what is the correct title?

I like it. Cardi B, J Balvin, and Bad Bunny.

And only one team got the correct title, and that is Boa Jake over there, taking

their total $2 ,000, $4 ,000 in first place.

And then, not too far behind, Crystal and Kim with $1 ,000 in the bank.

And Michael and Jessica, it's still early in the game.

And when we come back, two teams will continue their mission for a million.

But one team's journey will come to an end right here on Beat the Zam.

Welcome back to Beat the Zam. These three teams are battling it out for a

at $1 million.

We got Bo and Jake in first place for $4 ,000 in the bank. We got Crystal and

Kent right behind them with $1 ,000.

And Michael and Jessica. No money in the bank yet, but it's still anybody's game

because the money is going up.

Kelly, how much we playing for now?

Some start at $2 ,000 each.

We're going to change it up a little bit. It's time to play That's My Show.

Kelly's going to show you two categories of music to choose from, and you'll

decide which one you want to play. Kelly, what are those categories?

Are you ready to feel groovy?

or totally rad?

Choose between the 60s or the 80s. All right.

Each team gets one vote, so the majority rules.

Michael and Jessica, you guys are in last place, so you get to pick first.

Now, be smart, because at the end of this round, the team with the least

of money is going home. All right, so what's your jam?

I feel like we've got both, but I'm leaning more towards the 80s. I dig it.

so we'll go with the 80s because that's my jam.

All right. Bo and Jake, you guys are in first place. I got to ask you, what's

your jam? Yeah, my mama and aunt would kill me if we didn't go 80s. So we're

going to go 80s because that's my jam.

Crystal and Kim, majority rules, but I'm pretty sure y 'all would have picked

80s. All day.

All day.

Category is the 80s. Song number one for $2 ,000.

Kelly, hit it.

All three teams have locked in their answer. Shazam was the correct title.

I would die for you, Prince and the Revolution.

Crystal and Tim, the only team to lock in the correct title, taking their total

to $3 ,000.

Bo and Jake are still in the lead with $4 ,000. And Michael and Jessica, we're

going to get you guys some money soon. All right. Time for song number two. The

category is the 80 for $2 ,000.

Kelly, hit it.

I'm done.

All three teams have locked in their

answer. Shazam, what's the correct title?

You make my dreams all an oath.

It looks like all three teams have locked in the correct title. So, Shazam,

which team locked in You Make My Dreams quickest?

Oh, and Jake with 1 .91 seconds, taking the total to $6

,000. Holding on strong to that first place lead.

Crystal and Jim, the second with $3 ,000.

Michael and Jessica, you're coming. I can feel it. Shake it off. Shake it off.

Song number three. Remember, there's only two songs left until one team is

home. Category is the 80s for $2 ,000.

Kelly, hit it.

All three teams have locked in their answers.

Kazam, what's the correct title?

White Wedding by Billy Idol.

Everyone locked in the correct title.

Kazam, which team locked in fast?

Oh, and Jake, 1 .65 seconds, taking their total to $8 ,000.

Crystal and Kim, second place with $3 ,000.

Michael and Jessica, this could be your shot.

This could be my shot. Because it's time for the Fast Track.

This song is worth double.

Kelly Osbourne, the mathematician.

How much money is that?

$4 ,000.

There it is.

Now, remember after this, the team with the least amount of money is going home.

It's a really big moment.

Fast Track for $4 ,000.

Kelly. Hit it.

All three teams have locked in their

answer. Shazam! What's the correct title?

Sexual Healing by the one and only Marvin Gaye.

Two teams have locked in the correct title.

Shazam, which team locked in sexual healing the fastest?

Crystal and Jim in 1 .43 seconds, taking their total to $7 ,000.

That means you guys stay in the game.

Still in first place, Bo and Jake with $8 ,000. And unfortunately, we got to

goodbye to Michael and Jessica.

But you guys had fun, right? Yeah,

yeah. Thanks for being here.

And when we come back, two teams are still in it, and the money is about to

skyrocket right here on Feast Your Damn.

Welcome back to Feast Your Damn.

We started with three teams, and now there are two.

And we have Bo and Jake in the lead over there with $8 ,000, but not far behind

them, Crystal and Tim with $7 ,000.

Last round, we got to pick the category, but it's about to get harder because

it's up to our DJ, Kelly Kale. This is DJ Choice.

And, of course, the money is going out.

Kelly, how much are we playing for now?

Songs now start at $4 ,000.

Here we go. Let's do it. Let's do it.

$4 ,000 each. All right, Kelly, what category did you choose?

This artist's debut single was the first ever to get a billion views on YouTube,

and she hasn't slowed down since.

It's Meghan Trainor.

Love Meghan Trainor. All right.

Song number one.

Meghan Trainor for $4 ,000.

Kelly, hit it.

Both teams have locked in their answers.

Shazam! What's the correct title?

All About That Bass.

And both teams locked in the correct title.

Shazam! Which team locked in all about that bass?

Fastest.

Cole and Jake.

It's a physical contact going on over there. Cole and Jake locked it in at 1

seconds. Taking them to $12 ,000.

Bring it up, baby.

A little behind with $7 ,000, but it's all good.

Song number two. The category is Meghan Trainor.

For $4 ,000.

DJ Kelly Kell, hit it.

Both

teams

have locked in their answers. Shazam, what's the correct title?

Me too.

Megan Trainor, of course.

Look at that. Both teams locked in the correct title.

So Shazam, which team locked in me too fast.

1 .85 seconds. Taking their total to $11 ,000.

Still selling $1 ,000 behind.

Bo and Jake with $12 ,000 over there. This is a close.

Game. Y 'all came to play, I see.

We ain't playing no games, Nick. Well, actually, this is a game, but, you know,

I know what you mean. And now it's time for song number three.

The category is Meghan Trainor for $4 ,000.

Kelly, hit it.

Both teams have locked in their answers.

Shazam, what's the correct title?

This is a movie.

Crystal and Kim, the only team to lock in the correct answers.

I like that.

Crystal and Kim taking their total to $15 ,000 and still in the lead.

But right behind them, Bo and Jake, $12 ,000.

Creeping up, creeping up.

They don't look like they want to be comfortable in that second position

No, they've been sitting pretty.

All right. It's time for the fast track.

Remember, this donk is worth double. So the fastest correct answer will put how

much money in the bank, Kelly?

$8 ,000.

How did she do that?

How did she add that up so quickly?

It's amazing. How did she do it? She's good. No calculator.

Everybody's in on the joke. I don't know. Everyone is. It's just like me

counting over here.

OK. The category is Meghan Trainor. This is the fast track for $8

,000. DJ Kelly Kell, hit it.

I could have my Gucci on.

I could wear my Louis Vuitton.

Both of these are locked in the answers. Suzanne, what's the correct title?

Made You Look by Mega Trainer, of course. Both teams locked in the correct

title. So, Shazam! Which team locked in Made You Look fastest?

Yeah! Come on!

And one point, two seconds.

Taking the lead again. We got a musical melee going on. Taking their total to

$20 ,000.

But Crystal and Tim ain't ones to be played with either. They are in second

place with $15 ,000.

And when we come back, one team will be looking to win a million dollars.

The other team will be looking for a ride home right here on Beat the Dam.

Welcome back to Beat.

In first place, we got fastest hands in the land, the Cowboys.

Bo and Jake with $20 ,000 in the bank.

But right behind them, the queens, Crystal and Tim, $15 ,000 in the bank.

And after this round, one of these teams is going to try and beat Shazam for $1

million.

And the other is going home.

We like home.

You just won't have a million dollars with you. No. Not today. Not today.

And things are about to get a lot more difficult, because for this round, we're

playing Without Words.

Now, it's still the biggest hit, but you're only going to hear an

part of the song. But it's still anybody's game, because the money is

Kelly, how much are we playing for now?

Songs start at $8 ,000 each.

That means this.

$40 ,000 up for grabs, y 'all. Woo -hoo -hoo!

So, song number one, without words, for $8 ,000, DJ Kelly Kell,

hit it!

Oh!

Tonto! Jump on it! Jump on it! Jump on it!

Jump on it! Jump on it! Jump on it!

We all know the groove, clearly, but do we know the name of the song?

Both teams have locked in their answers. Dan, what's the correct title?

Apache by the Sugarhill Gang.

Don't look at us like that, Nick. We know, we know. I know the dance, I don't

know the song. Apache, jump on it, jump on it.

All right, moving on. Song number two, without words, still for $8 ,000.

Kelly, hit it.

All right, both teams have locked in their answers.

Shazam, what's the correct title?

That's Sposito. That's Sposito. Maurice Foggy and Daddy Yankee.

Both teams locked in the correct title.

So, Shazam, which team locked in Despacito the fastest?

Oh, and Jake, 1 .08 seconds, taking him to $28

,000, holding on tight to that lead over there. All right, song number three.

And remember, only two songs left until one team is going home.

This is without words for $8 ,000.

Kelly, hit it.

Both teams have locked in their answer.

Suzanne, what's the correct title?

Hey,

On Me by A -Ha.

Both teams locked in the correct title. So, Shazam, which team locked in the

fast?

No! Oh, and Jake, the fastest hands in the land, 1 .13 seconds, taking their

total to $36 ,000 in the bank. So, it's time for the final fast

track.

Remember, this song is worth double. So, the fastest correct answer will put how

much money in their bank, Kelly?

16 ,000 dollars?

Fast track, without words, but a big bag of 16 ,000 dollars.

DJ Kelly Kell, hit it!

Both teams have locked in their answers.

Shazam! What's the correct title? And all the girls say I'm pretty fly. For a

white guy. Pretty fly for a white guy.

I mean, Crystal and Tim got the correct song title. And that takes them all the

way to $31 ,000.

But it just quite isn't enough.

Because Bo and Jake are still in first place with $36 ,000.

And Tim, you guys did amazing. Thanks for the energy.

Thank you, Nick. And Nick, they're not going home empty -handed. They're going

home with $3 ,100.

When we come back, Bo and Jake will take home a million dollars if they can't

beat Shazam!

Welcome back to Beat Shazam!

We started with three teams, and now there's only one. Bo and Jake, you guys

have earned the right to paint on Shazam. Congratulations.

Thank you, brother.

All right. Now my cowboys have $36 ,000 in the bank.

Let's see how much money we can add to that. Let's do it. Next five songs are

worth $25 ,000 each.

Bo and Jake.

You get all five correct, and that sixth one is worth $1 million!

Yeah!

Woo -hoo -hoo!

How would winning that type of money change your lives?

Oh, man, it'd be in the world. I'm a bit of a mama's boy.

Always taking care of me, always believed in me no matter what, always

person there to take care of her, and I want to do that and hook her up with a

car and just go for my dreams, man, straight up. Take care of mom.

I'm a fellow mama's boy as well. I feel you. All right, now, Jake, what would

you do with that?

So my parents have helped me with everything that I've ever needed.

starting to build their retirement home, and they're going to finish it here

soon. So I want to help give them the best.

My mom's actually here in the audience today. Really?

Hey, Mom.

Y 'all make some noise for Mom.

Jake,

my mind is blown that that's your mother.

Yeah, right? Your mother is gorgeous and literally looks like your sister.

Mama Cook.

Well, that's amazing. Both of you are doing it for your moms, so let's go get

you that money. Let's do it. Let's get it, baby.

Run it up. Right now, it's time to see if Bo and Jake can.

Beat Shazam!

Hold on!

All right, now, let me tell you guys

that Shazam can identify millions of songs, most of them in under five

Now, you know how we do it here. No more multiple choice answers, and... you

have to know the exact song title faster than Shazam.

So let's take a look at the category for the first song.

New Wave.

How are you feeling about New Wave?

I feel pretty good. You can roll with it. You can roll with the wave?

We'll ride that wave.

All right. On my cue, the song will start. And as soon as you know the

you hit that Shazam button. I will acknowledge you.

And you have to give me the exact song title.

Keep your eye on that yellow fuse up there because that's going to show you

long it takes Shazam to figure out the title. So you need to buzz in with the

right answer before Shazam. You got it? Got it. Ready?

Let's do it, baby.

All right.

For $25 ,000, category is New Wave.

Kelly, hit it.

Exact song title.

Give me how you feel. I don't know.

Give me how you feel. I want candy.

Shazam. Is it?

Give me how you feel.

Wow, wow, wow.

Okay, it's all good. Shake it off. A million dollars may be off the table,

there's still enough money up there to change your life, to help your moms out.

So you want to earn as much money as you possibly can because that sixth song

could double whatever you have in your bank.

Right now you got $36 ,000.

Let's keep going.

Category for song number two is hip -hop. Okay.

Feeling good about hip -hop? I feel pretty good. All right.

$25 ,000 category of hip -hop. You ready?

Yep. All right.

Hit it.

Exact song title.

All Night.

All Night.

I don't know if the audience is with you on All Night, but we're about to see

Shazam. Is it All Night?

Hey Ma, by Tamron.

It's all good.

Shake it off, shake it off.

$36 ,000 still in the bank.

Three more, three more. You guys still got the fastest hands in the land?

There it is.

The category for song number three is classic rock.

How you guys feel about classic rock?

I feel pretty good on it. Okay. All right. Worth $25 ,000.

You guys ready? Yes, sir.

Kelly, hit it.

But life's still just on.

Exact song title.

I want to be free.

I heard some claps.

I want to be free.

Shazam, is it I Want to Be Free?

I want to break free.

That was so close.

I want to break free by Queen.

One word off.

Sorry, buddy. It's all right. No, no, shake it off. Hey, yeah. You guys are

friends regardless. Come on.

Let's get this done.

Best friends in the club, baby. Yes, sir. It's song number four.

The category is girl group.

Hey,

you can only go up from here. You're right.

Yes. All right.

For $25 ,000, DJ Kelly Kell, hit it.

I left that cold air.

I hit you.

Exact song title.

High -heeled shoes.

High -heeled shoes.

This is rough.

I hear you.

Shazam! Is it?

High -heeled shoes.

Free Your Mind by En Vogue.

Strike it out. It's all good.

$36 ,000 in your bank right now.

You got song number five that could add another $25 ,000. All right.

Let's go.

We got it. We got it. Song number five category is cover song.

You never know. You never know.

Last chance to bank money before your final song.

You guys ready?

I like the positive attitude.

DJ Kelly Kell.

Hit it.

Exact song title.

Nightmare.

Nightmare. First thing that came to his mind.

It's a nightmare.

All right. Can't relate.

Shazam. Is it?

Nightmare.

Knock on wood by Amy Stewart.

All right, Bo and Jake, you have $36 ,000 in your bank.

Now, you can walk out of here right now with your $36 ,000 and

the game is over.

Or you can play one more song.

You play that final song and you beat Shazam, you will double your $36 ,000.

to $72 ,000.

But if you take on the song and you get it wrong, you go all the way down to

half your bank, $18 ,000.

If you decide to go for it and try to beat Shazam, then only one of you will

to play.

So to help you make your decision, we're going to show you the category for the

final song.

Ha!

I feel pretty good about pop.

I know.

Don't make your decision just yet. I want to give you some time to talk it

And when we come back, we'll see if Bo and Jake are going to play for $72 ,000

right here on Beat the Dam.

I mean, we don't have that much anyways. I feel like we could go for it.

Big choices.

A little scared, but holy moly. Yeah.

Welcome back to Beat Shazam!

I'm here with Bo and Jake, and they are on the verge of a life

-changing decision. You have $36 ,000 in your bank.

You can walk out of here with $36 ,000, or

you can try to beat Shazam with just one more song.

Get it right, you double your money today.

$72 ,000.

You're wrong.

You dropped down to half of it.

$18 ,000.

What's it going to be? Do you want to try to beat Shazam, or are you going to

walk away?

Well, Nick, honestly, it'd be nice to walk away with $36 ,000 right now. It

sounds pretty good. I mean, we both want to help our moms out, and that would go

a long way.

$72 ,000 sounds pretty good, too. I mean, we can do a lot more help with

don't know. What do you think, Bo?

Well, uh... What was the name of the show again?

I believe Beat Shazam. And that's what we're going to do.

Beat Shazam!

All right.

Remember, only one of you, so this one of you is going to go up against Shazam.

Yours truly, man. It's going to be me.

Big Bo!

All right, Jake, you come on over here with me. All right.

We're going to hang out over here.

All right. Now the category is pop.

For $72 ,000.

Kelly. Hit it.

Exact song title.

Viva La Vida.

Viva La Vida.

Shazam. For $72 ,000.

Izzy.

Viva La Vida.

Viva La Vida. The team of Bo and Jake were able to make $18 ,000 just by

some of the biggest songs and music. Come back next time to see three new

battle it out for $1 million right here on Beat the Band.

Good night, everybody.

If this was a dance battle, they would win.