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Welcome

to America's funniest home video and now
Here he is

with the host of our show, Alfonso
Ribeiro!

Let's do it, y 'all!

Come on! Come on! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!

Thank you!

Hello and welcome! You know, when I
started hosting this show, I vowed to

Tom Bergeron's record of 15 years.

Now, back then, it almost seemed like an
unreachable goal, but all of a

sudden... It's my 10th season.

Crazy.

Yeah, it's cool that I'm closing in on
his record, but it's also scary how fast

time is flying by. Before you know it,
I'll be so old, I can't say enjoy these

videos without eating a bowl of soup and
taking a nap first.

That unpainted plywood ceiling tells me
something ain't right.

Dad reads them a story every night to
calm them down.

When the angle of the ramp is way too
steep, get yourself a broom because

going to need to sweep.

Happy retirement, Jimmy.

Happy retirement, Jimmy.

Wait, who's Jimmy?

Oh, my God.

I don't know how many wives welcome

home their husbands like this, but I
wish there were more.

There's only one way to get this guy to
hit a high F.

All right, put it over there.

Oh, good.

Dad's gonna move that box out of the way
to prevent any possible accident.

Release the house.

It's time to go to dog park.

Oh, my God, you're in so much trouble.
And why are you on top of the bridge?

Sometimes it's possible to overguard
your boat.

A truly zen pit bull knows the
importance of balance.

Hi.

What are you doing, huh?

Is you my puppy?

Yeah. What an adorable little puppy.

Oh, so excited.

Ready? You ready? Look.

You ready for a bath?

You want to get a bath?

He's not big on hygiene, but he's still
adorable.

He's such a hilarious dog.

He hates baths.

Jack, go in the truck. Come on, let's go
in the truck. Are you going with me?

Come on, go in the truck. Are you going
with me? Jack has a subtle way of

showing you who his favorite is.

think she should have started with a
smaller dog and worked her way up to one

Charlie's statues.

It

takes

two to tango, or to move a couch, or to
play ping pong.

What I'm saying is sometimes it's better
to be part of a couple, like in this

couple's montage, where two is just too,
too good.

I like it. I like it. I like

it.

Hey, want to see your funny video on TV?

Just upload it to AFB .com.

If

you

watch PBS, you'll get smarter, but
you'll also feel dumber. I mean, who

feel dumb? No one.

So check out these boneheads. You'll not
only feel smart, but you'll have a lot

more examples of what not smart looks
like.

Take that, Masterpiece Theater.

If that's even a thing anymore.

All right, here we go. Get ready for
first test run.

Of the balloon -powered car.

Balloon -powered car. Where do you think
it's going to go? How far do you think

it's going to go? I think it's going to
hit the refrigerator over there. Oh, me

too. Look at that. It's going to go all
the way over there. The anticipation of

what your science project can achieve is
a feeling like no other. Yeah, let's do

it.

We're going to win.

We're going all the way. A million
dollars.

It's already ours. Come on, hurry up.

Let the air out.

Blow it up. Trust me, one day some young
entrepreneur is going to reinvent the

auto industry.

Stop!

Just not this young entrepreneur.

All right.

This show.

might want to knock it off.

Some people blossom as they get older.

And for the first time in his life, this
guy is feeling hot.

Trying to hit you in the eye.

A little bubbly, a lot of trouble.

Ready? Mm -hmm.

You just dyed your hair. I dyed it. You
didn't have your glasses on.

Well, how do I take a shower with my
glasses on?

Is it bad? Is it going to come out?

No.

Hey, you're never too old to go through
a punk phase.

Put your head down.

See you in the mosh pit, Grandma.

This is not the curtain call she was
hoping for.

is a show made by and made for all of
us, which is why some have described us

holding a mirror up to America. A less
pretentious person would simply say,

we've been holding a mirror up to our
pets to see how silly they act.

Not too long ago, there was a thing
called least objectionable programming.

That meant the family would turn on the
TV, flip through the seven channels that

existed just to find the one show
everyone in the family hated the least.

Now you've got like a bazillion choices,
which means, well, you're watching me

because you actually like me.

Thanks for watching.

I love you guys.

When she's riding the hoverboard horse,
you better watch your feet.

What do you got there, babe?

Well, I was going to make a fruit salad,
and I know that this bowl wasn't going

to be big enough.

So I want to thank you for the bowl you
got me.

I just want to get that.

I'll do it.

Is this for a baby?

This is like a bathtub for a baby.

You're never too young to appreciate
your dad getting whacked in the head

an inflatable hammer.

She

wishes

her husband would have taken up
literally any other hobby but

you get a convertible for your midlife
crisis and not put her through this.

If Jesus was calling, he'd probably tell
you not to make that smooth.

It's a good thing he didn't quit his
corporate job to pursue his lumberjack

dreams.

That was so hard to do.

It's the target.

Stop it. Sure, buddy. It's the target's
fault.

It's important to be able to laugh at
yourself. And if you can't laugh at

yourself, then try laughing at these
people and working your way up.

You'll get there.

Aww. They haven't dipped since their
wedding.

And for good reason.

There are

easier

ways to get a little reverb when you
sing.

So I'm looking for my wig because my in
-laws are coming into town, and I want

to make sure I look nice.

I couldn't find it.

So Tom tells me, hey, you know where
your wig is?

And he's like, you might want to go look
for it. And I was like, okay.

You've heard the expression, stealing
your wig is the sincerest form of

flattery.

There it is.

There it is.

Fluffy, leave her sweater on. Fluffy.
I'm not sure if Fluffy is jealous or

simply doesn't want to see her sister
humiliated by that fashion disaster.

Stop it. Fluffy, stop.

Mom got that kayak for Christmas and
doesn't want to wait till spring to take

to the lake.

Grandpa is a kid at heart.

But an old guy at coordination.

If Dianne doesn't get her heart racing,
I know something that will.

Look at that head.

He's got

nine

lives. He wants to spend at least one of
them with a pop of color.

Tuesday is garbage day. Monday is close
enough to the garbage day.

I've been told that some people on
television act outraged just to drum up

ratings. Well, I've never.

Can you imagine such a thing? Someone
hand me my pearls so that I may clutch

them. If I'm even able to with the state
I'm in.

It's time for some outside outrage
because I can't even.

Get set for, I'm shocked.

Your dog gets more compliments on her
speed than her leaping ability?

I'm shocked.

Your beat. keeping date didn't put your
wife in the mood for romance. This I

gotta see.

Apparently there's a hole in one of the
boxes.

We're in the truck with the windows
rolled up.

Two hives.

And Vicki's not enjoying it at all.

You say the IRS sees the Batmobile.

You're kidding.

The zebra at the drive -thru safari
wasn't thrilled you stole his look?

What?

I'm shocked as oh, and I'm really
shocked about it.

We spend a third of our lives sleeping,
so you'd think we'd be really good at it

by now, and yet, nope.

So here are some funny sleep videos that
are anything but a snooze fest.

You can get anything delivered to your
door, even mild heart attacks.

Oh, my God.

I tried to be as quiet as I could.

I'm so sorry, young lady.

If his wife gets any sleep, I'd be
amazed.

I'm tired.

Sure, he's tired. But you're never too
tired for strained carrot, am I right?

This is what happens when you try to
combine mealtime and naptime.

He'd report them to HR.

But he is HR.

I don't blame him.

I'll bet ripping apart a basketball with
your teeth really takes it out of you.

Will he be able to sleep all the way
through church?

Not a prayer.

Everything we do comes back to us. Do a
nice deed, you'll be rewarded.

Act like a jerk, the universe has a way
of making you pay.

And while it usually takes a while to
kick in, it occasionally delivers faster

than a food delivery app.

Less tasty, though.

Remember, he who laughs first falls the
hardest.

This is just one of the many reasons you
shouldn't push your dog in the pool.

That bottle's filled with two liters of
fizzy

jelly.

I can't put my

finger on it.

But something about this cartwheel
practice stinks.

First

day of

school is over.

But it's Larry who still has a lesson to
learn.

Yeesh, no manners.

Or bim.

Dad.

That's not a bug. I need you to hold the
froggy down for me. What?

Hold that. Hold that.

What's the next move?

Don't move. There's water in there.

Some kids have to come home from college
to learn valuable life lessons.

You know what, man? You don't want to
start this war with me.

You really don't want to start this war.
Oh, my God. You don't want to start

this war with me.

You've got a long month here, and I'm
not the guy you want to start this war

with. I invented this stuff.

Watch this crap.

Fast. It can't be measured. I mean, not
until someone invents a fast -o -meter.

Shark tank idea. The sass -o -meter.

Or the sass -o -graph.

A root -a -scope?

You know what? The name is flexible.

Watch these sassy kids, but please don't
steal my shark tank idea, okay?

Wow, babe.

Absolutely.

You look so handsome.

What do you mean I look so handsome?

I said you look handsome.

What do you mean I look handsome? I
look...

You're bossy, Caroline.

I have leadership skills.

Max, you don't need to say it.

I have leadership skills.

There's a camera watching you.

Okay. So I can see every little thing
you do in this room.

Every little thing, huh?

Well, this little girl proves that
modern problems require modern

What do you think you're doing?

When was the last time you had a dog?

When was the last time you had a
boyfriend?

Charlie and Carson, you want to see more
gymnastics videos? Well, I'm happy to

say that our judges gave these a perfect
ten.

I love you and you're beautiful.

I love you.

And you're handsome.

You're handsome.

Did you know that you're handsome?

Yeah.

When you don't have makeup on,

I think you don't look beautiful.

Ask your kid what they love about mom or
dad and upload it to AFV .com.

Wild animals are fun in theory, not
always fun in person. What with the

and the beaks and the nasty odors.

Here are some animal encounters you can
enjoy from the comfort of your couch.

But if you smell any nasty odors while
you're watching this, just sprinkle a

little baking soda on your couch.

That's a you problem.

Don't hold a snapping turtle if you
can't handle the snapping.

He wants some birdseed.

But this might be a sign that he's had
enough birdseed.

Snakes may scare the pants off of you,
but they don't scare the manners out of

you.

Is it okay if I say dang?

What? Say dang for snake.

Yeah, you can say dang.

She knows the chicken. She likes the
chicken.

But there's something about that duck
she just doesn't trust.

What?

Are you kidding me right now?

Oh, my God.

I'm okay. I'm okay. We just... I'm okay.

When I say drive, drive the car. Okay.

When feeding an ostrich, it's best not
to show fear.

If possible.

You know what the world needs now?

A cat who's not here to make friends.

Seriously?

I can't stand you.

I hope you've enjoyed a cat who's not
here to make friends.

Did you find a cicada?

That's a cicada.

The good news is, the next time this kid
sees a cicada, he'll be 18 years old.

Be gentle. Don't pull off his wing. No,
no, no. Be gentle, baby. Don't hurt him.

He needs those wings. Good job.

I'm proud of you.

Ma.

Yeah. Don't stop. No.

There's really no great place to store
your creepy doll collection.

That's not really a hammock swing.

It's more of a hammock sit there.

Does no one in this family use brakes?

Runaway tire.

Runaway guy who's not quite fast enough
to catch a tire.

Well, here I am at the Friar Street
Plaza.

Honey's going crazy. Oh, my God. No,
it's not a turtle.

It's an armadillo.

Oh, no, she's getting a... An armadillo?

That's the tail. You don't see one of
those every day.

I mean... No, honey.

Honey's gonna... She's already tried to
bite it. Oh, God.

I don't know what's gonna happen, guys.

Okay, back up, y 'all.

Watch out. Look, you better watch that
dog.

I don't know if it's gonna get me or
not.

Armadillos are like nature's tank.

Okay.

Tanks for dropping butt.

Dogs and cats worn out by nursing takes
on dads whose kids' toys lead to

cursing.

Tonight on Birth, overwhelmed animal
mothers versus grown men playing with

built for children.

The kitties are up first, and this mommy
cat is no quitter, even with a

persistent lip.

The grown men come out in high gear, or
whatever this is.

Babe? This mama mutt proves that
overwhelmed mothers will not rest until

won. Or ever.

Dad on toy car goes downhill.

Dad on toy car takes a spill.

Spill, Dad.

Spill.

Just a calm kitty cat?

You know better than that.

Double the dad, double the fun, double
the speed, double the dumb.

It's time to nurse, but mom's not in the
mood, so she sits in the corner and

hides from her brood.

Hide, mom, hide.

The grown men have one more chance to
relive their childhood.

Is it enough?

And the winner is...

Grown men playing with cars built for
children.

Join us next time when the man -child
gone wild take on Hungry Sock Puppet on

Versus.

It's that time of the day where we don't
do a darn thing. It shouldn't be funny,

but it is.

Whether it's being woken up with a funny
prank or snoring louder than a World

War I tank, sleep is funny, restorative,
and it's also tonight's assignment

America. Need to see some examples?

Too bad, we showed a bunch earlier.
What, were you dozing off?

Jeff, tell them what to do.

Want to know how to make our dreams come
true? Just send us your sleep videos.

Your crazy wake -ups and silly snoring
could make the money start pouring.

Forget counting sheep, you could be
counting 20 or even 100 grand.

Just upload the video to AFB .com. For
full contest rules, log on to AFB .com.

There's only winning, never losing when
it comes to clips of people snoozing.

It's been a great show filled with
bright lights and scenery, but now we

down to handing out greenery. Let's meet
our finalists. First up, you come home

from work. How'd the dog get up there?
And you can't get him down until you

stand on a chair.

It's found Fido on the fridge sent in by
Justin Woolridge and Alex Pierce from

Morgan Field, Kentucky.

Oh, my God, you're in so much trouble.
And why are you on top of the fridge?

You're in so much trouble.

Joining us are Justin, Alex, Zachary,
and Creed. So, Alex, you came home and

found the contents of the refrigerator
all over the house. And Creed...

on the fridge why do you think he was up
there so that's where we keep his treat

and i guess he hadn't had one that day
and he wanted one so okay zachary

was this the only time creed got stuck
on top of the fridge no it's not he's

done it one other time and i got home
just before she did And luckily I got

mess cleaned up before she seen it.

Okay. If you ever finish cleaning up
Creed's messes, maybe you want to get a

lock for his tree cabinet. Just a
thought. Just a thought.

Absolutely. Okay. Okay. All right. Well,
good luck, y 'all.

Thank you. All right. All right.

Next up, he blames the target when he
can't get a bullseye, then his daughter

-in -law succeeds on her very first try.
It acts tough like a boss sent in by

Justin and Devin Stevens from Las Vegas,
Nevada.

That is so hard to do.

It's the target.

Sure, buddy. It's the target's fault.

Joining us are Justin, Devin, Kyle, and
Shelly. Okay, Kyle, you threw like seven

axes at the target and didn't stick one.

Did you really think something was wrong
with the target?

Yes.

I hear you. And, Shelly, not only did
you land the ax on the first try, but

hit a bullseye. You must have had a lot
of practice before that day.

I think it was just deep down, seated,
hope to up show that

it's falling off.

Okay. All right. I guess that could be
smart, but you know what? May your

beginner's luck follow you in everything
you do.

Good luck.

All right.

And finally, the in -laws are coming.
She wants to look her best, but her wig

goes missing. Her patient was put to the
test.

It's, whoop, here it is, sent in by
Andrea Sutphin from El Paso, Texas.

So, I'm looking for my wig because my in
-laws are coming into town, and I want

to make sure I look nice.

There it is.

There it is.

Joining us are Andrea, Thomas, Corey,
and Camden. Andrea, I hear you were

looking all over for your wig before
your husband told you to look outside.

What did you expect to see when you did?

I expected it to be thrown in the dirt
or like hanging off like the fence.

Definitely not on our princess's head.

And Thomas, how did you discover that
Corey had the missing wig?

I just happened to walk out into our
living room and look out the window, and

there it was, just floating over the
ladder.

Well, I got to say, I love all your
hair. It looks beautiful, all right?

All right, best of luck, y 'all.

Best of luck.

Thank you. All right, all right.

We're going to find out who takes on the
cast in just a minute, but first, let's

take a look at some of the clips that
didn't make our top three in tonight's

honorable mention.

It's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
$20 ,000 for first, $6 ,000 for second,

and $4 ,000 for third. Here we go. Our
third place $4 ,000 winner is... Whoops.

Here it is. Sent in by Andrea Sutton
from El Paso, Texas.

Thank you.

And the winner of the $20 ,000 and
tonight's funniest home video is...

Fido on the fridge. Sent in by Justin
Walrus and Alex... Cheers to

Kentucky, to Alex, Zachary, Justin, and
Creed.

Yes.

Congratulations.

So, Justin, you are Alex's uncle, and I
understand that even though you weren't

there for the incident, it was you who
submitted the video to AFV. How did that

come about?

Well, I was going through my phone just
looking at some old pictures, and it

came across, and I told them they should
send it in to you guys, you know.

They didn't think it would work, but
apparently it did.

Yes, it did.

And America, I need you to listen to
that man. He's very smart.

Yes, and now that you've won $20 ,000,
you can either buy a lifetime supply of

dog treats or a fridge that's so tall,
Creed could never reach the top of it,

okay?

All right. There you go. Well,
congratulations. You got $20 ,000 and a

$100 ,000.

Yeah.

Well, we're all out of show. Trust me,
if there was any show left, I'd be

wrapping it in tinfoil and sticking it
in the fridge so I could have the rest

it tomorrow.

We'll see you next time, but don't
forget, if you upload a video and it

the show, we'll send you an AFP t
-shirt. So good night, everybody, and

remember, send your video to me, you
might win 20 Gs. Good night, y 'all.