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Can you hurry up?

I'm trying to find a perfect bathing suit.

You're taking forever. All your bathing suits are fine.

Yeah, well, I gotta make sure I look good and that Mom and Dad approve.

They're not really gonna care. I mean, like, we're already late.

Yeah, well, I just knew we're always late.

Yeah, that's true.

I want this blue one.

I'm sure it's fine.

Yeah, well, you all know Dad has something to say about everything I

It looks okay.

Wait, turn around again.

Yeah, I mean, it kind of shows your butt a lot.

See, when I'm telling you, Dad's not going to like that.

You're supposed to be helping me, you know.

I am helping you. I'm telling you to just pick something.

Yeah, well, you're kind of like the worst brother.

I'm good. I'm ready to go.

Yeah, because it takes you zero time to get ready.

Yeah, that's true.

I mean, Dad would like this one, but it's not my favorite.

It's like a 1950s raven suit.

Yeah, fuck off.

I was going to say Dad would like it.

It's from his time.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's good. That looks good.

All right, let's just go.

Okay.

I'm going to wake up and get even more pissed, so...

Okay, grab your sandals.

That was a bust.

That was fun.

Yeah, no, it wasn't.

It was.

Being around mom and dad is so embarrassing.

I mean, I don't know. Yeah, they're kind of annoying sometimes.

Kind of.

Mom treats me like I'm a fucking 13 -year -old.

Well, it's just, she's mom.

Like, what do you expect?

Yeah, but, like, obviously I want to go out and flirt with, you know, hot dudes.

Well, yeah, I mean, you can do that later, though. You can do that till,

tonight or something.

Not if Mom's there.

Well, you didn't get that... You didn't get that lifeguard's number?

Uh, no.

I didn't even go up to him.

I couldn't with Mom and Dad there.

It's too embarrassing. I don't know. It's okay, huh?

No.

Not the right time. Maybe if he's there tomorrow, you could just bring me.

I'm not doing that.

Listen, if we go to the beach, yeah, you can go find him. I'm not going to,

like... I mean, but, like, you could bring me, is what I'm saying.

Mom only trusts you with the car, not me.

Yeah.

What about you? I thought you were

talking to that girl. Did she, like, drop you or something?

No, I mean, she was cool.

She, I mean... She, uh...

Yeah, she had a boyfriend, though, so... Yeah, not what I heard.

I'm pretty sure she didn't have a boyfriend.

I'm pretty sure she just didn't like you.

Yes, she did. She was... Don't talk. Come on. You don't think I know more

you do?

I think she liked me.

I think she actually had a boy... I mean, maybe.

I mean, maybe she... Maybe she didn't have, like, another guy on the side that

she just liked more.

It still means she liked you less.

Yeah, she was hot, though.

She's alright.

Cute. She's a nice butt.

Yeah, you go for the bigger butts.

I mean, I just like any girl that's hot, you know? I'm not that picky.

Yeah, okay.

Like, how many girlfriends have you had?

I mean, a few.

Not a lot that I've heard of.

I mean, you hook up with guys, like, all the time.

No, I don't. Yeah, you do.

No, I don't.

You're always hanging out with different dudes and stuff. Yeah, I hang out with

them. I may go on a few dates with them. I mean, I go home with them.

That's, like, not me. I'm pretty picky.

Okay.

I should say so.

Yeah, so, uh, what do you want to do?

Um... Because I'm pretty bored.

You should go hang out in Mom's room for a little bit. Are you serious?

Yeah, why don't you go watch a movie with her or something?

Why would I do that?

I don't know. I could watch a movie right here.

Yeah, but I just kind of wanted to hang out by myself for a little bit. By

yourself?

Why?

Because we've been in the same room for a couple days, and I'm like, I just want

a little bit of... Okay, that's my fault. How?

It's not your fault. I'm just saying, like...

Maybe just go hang out with mom for like a half hour or something. I was just

with her.

I know we were. I'm just saying, like, I just, I was just saying,

I don't know. It'd be cool if you wanted to.

I think I get what you're trying to say.

And, you know, there's a bathroom for you to go jerk off in.

How'd you know that's what I wanted to say?

Why would you beat around the bush that much about something?

You're my little sister. I don't want to tell you, like, hey, I'm going to jerk

off. And I don't want to jerk off in the bathroom.

I want to jerk off in the bed.

Why? I'm going to be sleeping here. What, are you going to jizz all over the

bed? No, I'm not going to jizz all over the bed. I'm not an animal.

Okay, well, I'm saying that there's a perfectly good bathroom right there. I

just want to be comfortable.

I don't want to jerk off in the bathroom. It's not comfortable.

Okay, well, sometimes it's a task.

Then just go ahead and do it. I mean, I can do my own thing. I mean, I can put

it on my phone. I can watch TV.

What?

Go ahead and do your thing.

It's not like I haven't walked in on you, like, multiple times before.

Well, I know we see each other naked all the time, but jerking off is like...

Are you going to make fun of me?

No. Why do you not look?

For real?

Yeah. You don't care?

No, I don't care.

Stop asking me before I change my mind.

You sure?

Yes.

Okay. You're annoying sometimes.

You sure this is...

How are you going to do it? Does it take you very long?

I mean, probably not.

Can you be, like, quieter about it?

I'm not even making any noise.

Are you gonna, like, tell on me?

Who would I tell?

I don't know, like, Dad or something?

No.

I mean, you know, you can always...

Go to mom's yourself so I could do, you know, the same thing here. I'm sure. I

literally have my dick in my hand. I'm not going to go to mom and dad's room

kick them out of their room so I can jerk off.

I mean, who knows? Maybe they're not even there.

Would it be weird if I started doing the same thing?

I mean, no, I guess not.

that way it's like it's probably like less weird maybe because we're both just

Are you looking? What?

Well, how am I... I mean, no. I mean... How am I supposed to not look at you?

I mean, just focus on your dick.

You're looking at my dick.

Sorry.

I haven't seen it in a while.

Well, have you ever seen a heart?

I mean, yours? Not really.

Well, it looks a little different. It's like soft, you know?

I can imagine.

a little bit closer.

I just want to look at your boobs a little bit.

Why? Just cause. So I can like finish.

It's not... Yeah.

Just keep doing what you're doing.

Like you just made this like 10 times more weird What

if I come on you hit me

I Mean I might wipe it on you

Are you enjoying yourself?

I mean, kind of.

Must be nice.

You could, like, touch it if you wanted to.

I don't think so.

Yeah, no, I'm just joking.

I'm just kidding.

It's fine.

I mean, like, would you mind if I did?

No, yeah, I mean, like, you know, if you want to, that's cool.

I mean, kind of, but is it weird?

I mean, it's... Already weird I guess.

Can I touch your boobs?

I mean, I guess I'm already touching your dick.

Your boobs are really nice.

Thanks.

I kind of want to put my mouth on it.

You do?

Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah, I mean... You're not going to tell Mom or Dad?

No. I mean, you're not going to tell her, right?

No.

Yeah, I mean, it's okay.

I'm not always trying to get in the good graces like you are.

No. They just like me the best.

That's not true.

Hands off.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I don't know.

Are you sure?

There's something rubbing on it.

Sure, go ahead and get yourself off.

I feel like that's a little too far.

It has kind of been a while.

funny.

Yeah, look, I'm birth control.

Yeah, of course I am.

Oh, God.

That was really hot.

Way better than the beach.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

You don't feel weird, right?

Really? Yeah. It's like it never happened.

Okay. It's time for some random checks.

And don't tell mom or dad. No, of course not.