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Wow, isn't it gorgeous out here? Yep, I'll pour the booze.

Need a drink, Belle?

Sure.

Where's Rose and Felice?

I thought they were just sitting tight.

Well, maybe they got lost.

ran into a little trouble with the ice. It melted before we could get it back

here. We had to go get some more.

Yeah, right.

What are you guys doing to make the ice melt?

So what do you guys want to do today?

Well, it's too beautiful to stay inside, so I'm up for just hanging in and

talking.

Sounds pretty boring if you ask me.

What about you, Matt?

Talking's fun.

Good. I want some time in the sun.

Come on, Celine.

I'm at my last resort.

What do you say you and I go down to the clubhouse and get a beer or something?

Sorry, Dylan.

Sun sounds good.

You guys are all lazy.

Hey, I know a way to cheer you up. Let's play a game.

Better involve a lot of drinking.

Even better.

We used to play this version of Truth or Dare in college.

You're joking. Come on.

Oh, shut up, Dylan.

Okay, for this game, everyone picks a dare before their turn.

Like... You have to kiss the person next to you.

Then you tell a story. The most outrageous story you can think of.

Nice.

And then everyone votes on whether the story is true or false.

If you get it wrong, you have to do the dare. Are you guys up for it? Sure.

This is fun.

Why not?

Sparling's sitting out here basing in the sun all day.

Okay, I'll start.

For the dare, whoever loses has to remove one piece of clothing.

I only have two left.

Here's the story.

My friend Martin told me about a girl he met at a New Year's party.

to me I will always have you close to

me did I tell you what you mean to me

you're in my

Is that

strange chick at a party.

Nothing special about that. That's true.

Mac, true or false?

Doesn't sound made up to me.

Okay, Dylan and Mac say true. What do you say, Val?

If it's the Martin I know, it's got to be false.

I mean, he's not a one -night -stand kind of guy.

Really?

Well, what qualifies as a one -night -stand guy?

How should I know?

Come on, Val.

Okay, out of all the guys here, who's a one -night stander?

I would say Mac is.

Well, are you Mac?

Have I ever had one?

Absolutely.

Do I make it a regular practice?

No.

Sorry.

Dylan and Mac say the story's true.

Val says false. What do you say, Sueen?

I don't know. I think it sounds true.

Dylan, Celine, and Mac are right.

Martin did have sex with a girl at a New Year's party. Looks like Val's losing a

piece of clothing. Top. Lose the top.

Let Mac choose.

Payback time.

Chicken.

No more jewelry.

You go next.

Pick a dare first.

Okay.

Whoever loses this has to kiss someone else at the pool.

So, my story involves three people.

You don't waste any time, do you?

I'm not going for my patients.

I guess I'll just have to teach you value.

Oh, great story.

That sounds way too good to be true.

I gotta say false.

Yeah, it really is a great story, but it's gotta be false.

I don't think Valentine's capable of making something like that up.

As much as I don't want to believe it, it must be true.

What do you think?

I gotta go with Rose on this one. Sorry, babe.

I mean, I know you live in Fantasyland pretty much all the time, and there's no

way I'm going to believe that three people get together for sex and one of

stays behind the window.

There'll be more about him next time, though.

Well, you're right.

It's true.

Come on, you guys all know Jocelyn, the friend from Dylan's work?

You're kidding me. That Jocelyn?

I knew she was wild, bro, but I remember her story like that.

Don't say anything to her.

Don't worry about it, but I do want to know the address of that club.

Okay, well, since Mac and Celine lost, who are you going to kiss?

Hmm.

All right.

You got a lot to live up to, Mac. Who's it going to be, bro?

Definitely not going to be you.

And Rose looks like she needs a little recovery time.

So if you don't mind... Ooh,

you go.

Okay, I'll go next.

Okay, so my dare is this.

Whoever loses has to take off a piece of their own clothing and a

piece of someone else's clothing.

Oh, come on. Is that fair? Hey, what's fair?

It's my turn, and I make the rules. Deal?

So my story starts with my friend Cynthia.

Sexy Cynthia?

Yep. But she wasn't always that way.

She used to spend a lot of nights home alone.

Oh, you're not going to tell a story about some girl at home alone with her

collection, are you? No, I'm just setting up the mood.

You see, Cynthia didn't have a whole lot of confidence in her sexual abilities.

So she started doing a little research.

You gotta love a girl who bones up on her sex.

Get it? Get it? Bones up? She did.

And so, on her next date, she finally got to see the results of all that

preparation.

Take your time with me Go slowly Go slowly

Take your time with me Go slowly

Take your time.

Damn.

That's a great story.

That's definitely true, too.

I know Cynthia well enough to think that it's probably true.

I don't think so.

She seemed too shy in the beginning.

I mean, if she was just doing all this research, she would have been bolder.

Mick?

I'm going to go with Valentine on this one.

False. Well, you two are right.

I made it all up.

No way.

Yep. Sorry.

Never happened.

Damn.

Well, strip, guys.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no.

Hey, if I got a strip, so do you.

I'll help you.

That's what I'm talking about right there.

Hey, you lost too, big guy.

No problem.

No problem.

Hold that way.

Let's see. What do I got now?

Hold on, let me get this. Let me get them. Come on. They're stuck.

Oh, come on. It's like you've never done it before, huh?

First time.

All right, will you guys excuse us? I'm going to go get Belle's panties off in

the cabana.

Oh.

Have fun.

What about our friend?

You can watch if you want to.

So, Rose and Dylan lost.

So, Dylan, it's your turn.

Okay. How about the next theory is the loser has to strip naked and run down to

the clubhouse.

No way.

Come on. You said it yourself. It's my turn. It's my rule.

Fine, but paybacks are a bitch.

Okay.

All right. Here's a story. You guys all remember Jocelyn from Valentine's Story?

The chick I work with? Well, she told me about this little lesson that she took

in strip teasing one time.

Are you afraid to use your strength in your body against mine?

Weak. Very weak.

Not so fast, guys. That was just a warm -up. Here comes the real story.

Same chick, Jocelyn, actually decided to apply some of the things she learned

in stripteasing into one of her dates.

Thank you.

False. Outrageous.

Definitely false.

What do you say, bro? Are you going to believe me or the girls?

The girls.

Damn it.

All right, I guess you guys can all keep your clothes on one more round.

Okay, Mac.

You're the only one who hasn't gone. What's your dare gonna be?

All right, my dare is... You gotta tell a secret about yourself

that nobody else knows.

Good one.

Okay, like Dylan's, mine's a two -parter, so bear with me.

Allison and Jane, they're best friends.

Well, one night they're alone at Jane's house, drinking some wine.

And then...

Damn.

All right, so like I said, it's a two -parter.

So the girls head off to the back of the bedroom to really start having some

fun. And guess what?

There's something in there waiting for them.

Thank you.

What do you think? True or false?

True.

I'm going to be joking.

There's no way that story's true. You're saying the guy just sat there and

watched? I think I agree with Dylan on this one.

I'm going to have to go with Val.

I don't think Matt could make up something like that.

Well, which is it?

Well, it's true.

So, Rose, share.

What's a secret that nobody else knows about you?

Okay. I had a crush on Dylan when I first met him.

But I didn't know him then.

And I thought he was really cute.

Sorry, Val.

You know what? Don't even worry about it. It happens to the best of us.

Then we get over it.

Thanks, honey.

What, you guys want to hear my secret?

I had sex with my boss's wife.

Marcy? Now listen to this.

It was in my boss's office.

That had better have been before I knew you. I don't even worry about it. She

didn't mean anything to me.

Okay.

My turn.

And the dare is, whoever loses has to kiss the person next to them.

Okay.

Here's the story. And it has more voyeurism in it.

It involves Vinny, Selena, and their audience of one, Raina.

No, not true.

Two -way mirrors are just not that common.

Why not? Your story had one.

Actually, I believe it.

Yeah, me too. I believe that. I believe that. I think I'll have to stick with my

man on this one.

All right. Well, the guys have it.

Looks like you lose, Valentine.

Not me, honey.

Okay, I know it should be Valentine's turn, but my story goes along with your

story. So the penalty will be you have to remove another article of clothing.

I'm thinking bottoms.

We're going to go on with our little voyeur, Raina.

Raina decides to pick up the mitt and get in the game.

Sure.

You know what to say.

You know all the right moves.

But it's not going to work on me.

As a matter of fact, I've been wanting to get a little something off

my chest.

Take your time with me.

Go slowly.

Go slowly.

Take your time with me.

Go slowly.

Rush from it, baby.

We got all night.

I'll take you on.

That didn't happen.

Raina would have told me about it.

Oh, I think it did, Rose.

Look at that smirk.

There's no way I'm with Rose on this one.

Mech?

Uh, true.

Well, I hate to say it, but you and Dylan lose.

So, off with your suit, both of you.

Well, after a performance like that, I think Dylan should go, Nick.

All right.

My dare is if you lose, you got to make out with the girl at the pool.

Big deal.

What is it if one of you girls lose, huh?

Agreed?

Whatever.

Okay. You know that thing that girls do when they're getting dressed?

Imagine sexy Cynthia doing that exact same thing while she's getting ready for

date.

just to get all dirty again.

Thank you.

become quite the patese.

I have to say true.

Me too. True.

Nah.

Get a drink myself.

That was pleasant.

Nice one, Val.

What? Why are you blaming me?

Hey, look.

Just drop it, okay?

Aren't we supposed to be playing a game?

Fine, fine.

It's my turn, right?

Okay. This time, the dare will be the same. You have to reveal a secret.

Once again, mine is about voyeurism, but it has a little bit of a twist.

So what do you like?

I don't know.

You need not be embarrassed.

Perhaps Bill could help us.

What does she like, Bill?

That's not fair.

Bill, tell him.

She likes to be kissed on the neck.

My fingers are touching her.

Here?

No, lower.

Here?

Lower.

How about here?

There.

Right there.

You like that?

Well,

we all know Valentine can't lie to save her ass.

So as much as I don't want to believe it, it must be true.

I have to agree with Rose.

I say true.

What do you think, Mac?

I think it's BS.

You're right.

Okay, guys.

Secrets. You have to spill them now.

Okay.

Rose and I... You're not going to tell them, are you?

Rose, I don't think that you should... No, you don't think.

Do you?

You knew Mac was going to be here, and yet you invited Dylan up for the

Jesus, Val.

You've had a crush on Max since college.

Okay, you want to know secrets? That's mine.

I think I'll take my turn now, if nobody minds.

And since we're on the subject of honesty, my dare is that whoever loses

tell everyone how they really feel about them.

How about that?

And since we're on the subject of voyeurism and Val likes it so much, I'll

with it.

My friend Pam is another one of those women too afraid to act out her desires.

So she settles for watching other people make love.

Then you'll suddenly surprise me when you get to me.

I'm totally in love with the way you speak.

You make me move, you make me run.

You open my body, make it shine.

Wanna keep your face, your lips, mine, oh mine.

Gonna make sweet love all through the night.

I'm thinking false.

No, that sounds pretty good.

I'll go with true.

Valentine?

You lie really well, Rose, so I'm going to go with false.

Guilty as charged.

Looks like you got a spill, Mac.

Okay, Rose.

I like and admire you, but you can be a bitch sometimes.

You got that right.

Celine, me and you have been friends for a long time.

So what I'm going to tell you is nothing you haven't heard before.

I love you, baby, but you're too damn easygoing.

You've got to start standing up for yourself.

And Valentine, you're sexy, you're beautiful, and I've wanted you since I

laid eyes on you.

But I feel sorry for you.

I feel sorry you had to put up with all this shit today.

Thank you, Mac.

You're welcome.

So you want to go next, Mac?

No. I think I've said enough for the moment.

Well, then why don't we wrap this up?

I think for the final dare, that whoever loses has to have sex with somebody

else here.

Anybody have a problem with that?

No?

Good.

So my story...

involve a certain congressman you all may know. So, little lady, what must I

to assure myself of your vote come November?

Well, congressman, your words mean absolutely nothing.

It's your actions which you'll be judged by.

Well, I can assure you that me and mine have left all my female constituents

satisfied. I can see that.

Dream on, dream on, dream on

We'll turn.

Thank you.

We did it.

No, are you kidding me?

That's for you to decide.

Fine, but I think you're full of shit.

If you're talking about who I think you are, you are definitely lying.

Mac?

I'm gonna go with the girls on this one.

Huh. Well, you're all wrong.

I know the girl, and she swears it's true.

Well, since we're being...

So open.

Uh, remember?

You both lost the bet.

Can I get you another drink?

No, I'm good, thanks.

Okay.

Anderson.

I have a...

One more story to tell you, do you mind?

Depends what the dare is.

Well, if you win, you can ignore Celine's last dare.

Okay. All right, it's a pretty simple story. It's involving a woman.

Let's call her Carmen.

How did you know I like to do that?

Have you been spying on me?

You know, sometimes, actually most of the time, I think of you.

True or false?

True.

You win.

The choice is yours now.

I choose you.