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Let's start with the straight of Homus.

Let's start with the straight of Homus.

Let's start with the straight of Homus. Much like clavvicular we all found out

Much like clavvicular we all found out

Much like clavvicular we all found out exists two months ago and now people

exists two months ago and now people

exists two months ago and now people won't shut the up about it.

won't shut the up about it.

won't shut the up about it. Well, we have an update. It's still

Well, we have an update. It's still

Well, we have an update. It's still closed.

closed.

closed. No one can get oil cuz turns out this

No one can get oil cuz turns out this

No one can get oil cuz turns out this thing we never heard of was the choke

thing we never heard of was the choke

thing we never heard of was the choke point for the entire planet.

point for the entire planet.

point for the entire planet. Whoops.

Whoops.

Whoops. >> There are long lineups for fuel from

>> There are long lineups for fuel from

>> There are long lineups for fuel from Pakistan to Cambodia to Vietnam. Sri

Pakistan to Cambodia to Vietnam. Sri

Pakistan to Cambodia to Vietnam. Sri Lanka shortened work weeks to save

Lanka shortened work weeks to save

Lanka shortened work weeks to save electricity. In Bangladesh, the energy

electricity. In Bangladesh, the energy

electricity. In Bangladesh, the energy crisis has forced universities to close.

crisis has forced universities to close.

crisis has forced universities to close. In South Korea, people are being asked

In South Korea, people are being asked

In South Korea, people are being asked to take shorter showers.

to take shorter showers.

to take shorter showers. >> Okay, not cool. South Korea,

times of global unrest are when people

times of global unrest are when people

times of global unrest are when people need to jerk off in the shower the most.

need to jerk off in the shower the most.

need to jerk off in the shower the most. And the wars not just making it harder

And the wars not just making it harder

And the wars not just making it harder to get clean, it's making it harder to

to get clean, it's making it harder to

to get clean, it's making it harder to be dead. In Thailand, the strict

be dead. In Thailand, the strict

be dead. In Thailand, the strict measures have prevented this temple from

measures have prevented this temple from

measures have prevented this temple from refilling its tanks, meaning they would

refilling its tanks, meaning they would

refilling its tanks, meaning they would have to suspend cremations.

>> Are you telling me Thailand is filling

>> Are you telling me Thailand is filling

>> Are you telling me Thailand is filling up with dead bodies? Well, nobody tell

up with dead bodies? Well, nobody tell

up with dead bodies? Well, nobody tell RFK Jr.

RFK Jr.

RFK Jr. >> Did anyone call dibs on these?

And

And

And and while Thailand can't set fire to its

and while Thailand can't set fire to its

and while Thailand can't set fire to its dead people, it also can't cool down its

dead people, it also can't cool down its

dead people, it also can't cool down its living ones. The Thai government has

living ones. The Thai government has

living ones. The Thai government has ordered government employees to lower

ordered government employees to lower

ordered government employees to lower office air conditioning to save energy.

office air conditioning to save energy.

office air conditioning to save energy. During a morning show segment, Thai TV

During a morning show segment, Thai TV

During a morning show segment, Thai TV news anchors ditch their suit jackets on

news anchors ditch their suit jackets on

news anchors ditch their suit jackets on air.

air.

air. >> Let's just take it off so we can set an

>> Let's just take it off so we can set an

>> Let's just take it off so we can set an example of how to save energy, too. By

example of how to save energy, too. By

example of how to save energy, too. By wearing less clothing, it can help with

wearing less clothing, it can help with

wearing less clothing, it can help with our moods and the coping with the

our moods and the coping with the

our moods and the coping with the weather.

>> Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of hot in here.

>> Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of hot in here.

>> Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of hot in here. Let's take off our jackets, Betty.

Oh. Oh, what's that? Uh, breaking news.

Oh. Oh, what's that? Uh, breaking news.

Oh. Oh, what's that? Uh, breaking news. Looks like we have to shower together,

Looks like we have to shower together,

Looks like we have to shower together, too,

too,

too, just to save water. Curse this war.

Actually, oh my god, I just realized

Actually, oh my god, I just realized

Actually, oh my god, I just realized this whole oil crisis is going to end

this whole oil crisis is going to end

this whole oil crisis is going to end with me seeing Wolf Blitzer's dick.

This shows you what life is like for

This shows you what life is like for

This shows you what life is like for other countries in a world dominated by

other countries in a world dominated by

other countries in a world dominated by America. We start a war and now everyone

America. We start a war and now everyone

America. We start a war and now everyone else has to have swamp ass.

else has to have swamp ass.

else has to have swamp ass. But hey, if it's any solace to the rest

But hey, if it's any solace to the rest

But hey, if it's any solace to the rest of the world, I'm sure the American

of the world, I'm sure the American

of the world, I'm sure the American economy is suffering just as much.

economy is suffering just as much.

economy is suffering just as much. >> The American stock market just hit a

>> The American stock market just hit a

>> The American stock market just hit a record high. Isn't that something?

record high. Isn't that something?

record high. Isn't that something? >> That's right. This American stock market

>> That's right. This American stock market

>> That's right. This American stock market is as high as ever thanks to the

is as high as ever thanks to the

is as high as ever thanks to the investment strategy of LA. Everything's

investment strategy of LA. Everything's

investment strategy of LA. Everything's fine. Money, money, money, money.

fine. Money, money, money, money.

fine. Money, money, money, money. The stock market is like America's

The stock market is like America's

The stock market is like America's Instagram. No matter what's really going

Instagram. No matter what's really going

Instagram. No matter what's really going on in your life, always looks good on

on in your life, always looks good on

on in your life, always looks good on the stock market.

the stock market.

the stock market. Hey, happy anniversary, baby. Our

Hey, happy anniversary, baby. Our

Hey, happy anniversary, baby. Our marriage is perfect and we definitely

marriage is perfect and we definitely

marriage is perfect and we definitely are sleeping in the same room.

are sleeping in the same room.

are sleeping in the same room. For most of the world, this war cannot

For most of the world, this war cannot

For most of the world, this war cannot end soon enough. And today we got an

end soon enough. And today we got an

end soon enough. And today we got an update from Pete Hgsth, Secretary of

update from Pete Hgsth, Secretary of

update from Pete Hgsth, Secretary of Defense and worst part of every

Defense and worst part of every

Defense and worst part of every Hooters's waitress's day. He

Hooters's waitress's day. He

Hooters's waitress's day. He he came out

he came out

he came out he he yeah Hooters

he came out at a press conference this

he came out at a press conference this

he came out at a press conference this morning and you can tell he's laser

morning and you can tell he's laser

morning and you can tell he's laser focused on defeating Iran. A note to the

focused on defeating Iran. A note to the

focused on defeating Iran. A note to the press, to the press corps, to the

press, to the press corps, to the

press, to the press corps, to the American media,

American media,

American media, as I just can't help but notice the

as I just can't help but notice the

as I just can't help but notice the endless stream of garbage,

endless stream of garbage,

endless stream of garbage, the relentlessly negative coverage.

the relentlessly negative coverage.

the relentlessly negative coverage. Okay. Right. Well, no. Obviously, he has

Okay. Right. Well, no. Obviously, he has

Okay. Right. Well, no. Obviously, he has to defeat the American media first, but

to defeat the American media first, but

to defeat the American media first, but then Iran. In the press, you only seek

then Iran. In the press, you only seek

then Iran. In the press, you only seek the negative, earning each and every day

the negative, earning each and every day

the negative, earning each and every day the fake news label.

the fake news label.

the fake news label. >> Okay. Okay. I get it. We suck. We suck.

>> Okay. Okay. I get it. We suck. We suck.

>> Okay. Okay. I get it. We suck. We suck. Fine. Okay. But what about the humus?

Fine. Okay. But what about the humus?

Fine. Okay. But what about the humus? >> Sometimes it's hard to figure out what

>> Sometimes it's hard to figure out what

>> Sometimes it's hard to figure out what side some of you are actually on. It's

side some of you are actually on. It's

side some of you are actually on. It's incredibly unpatriotic. Where's the

incredibly unpatriotic. Where's the

incredibly unpatriotic. Where's the coverage of the new spirit in the

coverage of the new spirit in the

coverage of the new spirit in the country? Yeah. Yeah. You stupid fake

country? Yeah. Yeah. You stupid fake

country? Yeah. Yeah. You stupid fake news media. Show some headlines about

news media. Show some headlines about

news media. Show some headlines about Spirit in America. Like how about Spirit

Spirit in America. Like how about Spirit

Spirit in America. Like how about Spirit Airlines may have to liquidate due to

Airlines may have to liquidate due to

Airlines may have to liquidate due to rising fuel prices.

rising fuel prices.

rising fuel prices. >> Okay. Well,

>> Okay. Well,

>> Okay. Well, I

you guys are so happy. The spirit is

you know what I mean. Okay. Stop with

you know what I mean. Okay. Stop with

you know what I mean. Okay. Stop with all the crybaby anti-Trump questions.

all the crybaby anti-Trump questions.

all the crybaby anti-Trump questions. Like, why haven't we achieved any of the

Like, why haven't we achieved any of the

Like, why haven't we achieved any of the goals in the war? Just babies.

goals in the war? Just babies.

goals in the war? Just babies. Only good Christian patriotic questions

Only good Christian patriotic questions

Only good Christian patriotic questions from now on. Okay, go.

from now on. Okay, go.

from now on. Okay, go. >> Iranian embassy accounts are sharing an

>> Iranian embassy accounts are sharing an

>> Iranian embassy accounts are sharing an AI video of Jesus Christ kind of

AI video of Jesus Christ kind of

AI video of Jesus Christ kind of bloodily killing President Donald Trump.

bloodily killing President Donald Trump.

bloodily killing President Donald Trump. Uh, does the Pentagon have a response to

Uh, does the Pentagon have a response to

Uh, does the Pentagon have a response to this, including the fact that uh this AI

this, including the fact that uh this AI

this, including the fact that uh this AI Jesus is casting Trump into hell?

Now,

now there's a question.

now there's a question.

now there's a question. What does, I quote, what does the

What does, I quote, what does the

What does, I quote, what does the Pentagon think of Iran's AI video where

Pentagon think of Iran's AI video where

Pentagon think of Iran's AI video where Jesus kills Trump and tosses him into

Jesus kills Trump and tosses him into

Jesus kills Trump and tosses him into hell,

hell,

hell, which by the way is too graphic to even

which by the way is too graphic to even

which by the way is too graphic to even show on TV. And as you all know, there's

show on TV. And as you all know, there's

show on TV. And as you all know, there's no other place besides TV to watch

no other place besides TV to watch

no other place besides TV to watch videos, so I guess you'll never see it.

videos, so I guess you'll never see it.

videos, so I guess you'll never see it. But um what say you, Secretary Hexth?

But um what say you, Secretary Hexth?

But um what say you, Secretary Hexth? Are you pro or con this video of Trump

Are you pro or con this video of Trump

Are you pro or con this video of Trump being sent to the fires of hell by AI

being sent to the fires of hell by AI

being sent to the fires of hell by AI Jesus? As far as a video like that, of

Jesus? As far as a video like that, of

Jesus? As far as a video like that, of course that's disgusting and detached uh

course that's disgusting and detached uh

course that's disgusting and detached uh from reality.

>> Yeah. Okay. Uh thank you for clarifying

>> Yeah. Okay. Uh thank you for clarifying

>> Yeah. Okay. Uh thank you for clarifying that Jesus punching Trump straight into

that Jesus punching Trump straight into

that Jesus punching Trump straight into hell was not reality.

hell was not reality.

hell was not reality. Uh,

Uh,

Uh, I don't think there were a ton of people

I don't think there were a ton of people

I don't think there were a ton of people going, "Uh, so are they going to arrest

going, "Uh, so are they going to arrest

going, "Uh, so are they going to arrest Jesus for this or what?" Right?

Jesus for this or what?" Right?

Jesus for this or what?" Right? I mean, I was all set to go to my

I mean, I was all set to go to my

I mean, I was all set to go to my nearest church, find a priest, and be

nearest church, find a priest, and be

nearest church, find a priest, and be like, "What the man? Get control

like, "What the man? Get control

like, "What the man? Get control of your boy."

of your boy."

of your boy." But this leads

But this leads

But this leads this leads to an important point about

this leads to an important point about

this leads to an important point about the Iran war. Memes are weapons now.

the Iran war. Memes are weapons now.

the Iran war. Memes are weapons now. >> War with Iran isn't just playing out on

>> War with Iran isn't just playing out on

>> War with Iran isn't just playing out on the ground. It's exploding online.

the ground. It's exploding online.

the ground. It's exploding online. Iranian embassies and pro-Iran groups

Iranian embassies and pro-Iran groups

Iranian embassies and pro-Iran groups are flooding social media with AI

are flooding social media with AI

are flooding social media with AI generated memes. Many mocking President

generated memes. Many mocking President

generated memes. Many mocking President Trump and US policy. Oh, mocking

Trump and US policy. Oh, mocking

Trump and US policy. Oh, mocking President Trump.

President Trump.

President Trump. No one's ever thought of that.

No one's ever thought of that.

No one's ever thought of that. Big deal. Look, no offense, Iran, but

Big deal. Look, no offense, Iran, but

Big deal. Look, no offense, Iran, but you're not exactly known as a cultural

you're not exactly known as a cultural

you're not exactly known as a cultural powerhouse, okay? So, good luck

powerhouse, okay? So, good luck

powerhouse, okay? So, good luck impressing Americans with your little

impressing Americans with your little

impressing Americans with your little videos.

videos.

videos. The secrets are leaking.

The secrets are leaking.

The secrets are leaking. The pressure is rising.

The pressure is rising.

The pressure is rising. We locked on the target. And now you are

We locked on the target. And now you are

We locked on the target. And now you are hiding.

hiding.

hiding. We staring at your name.

We staring at your name.

We staring at your name. You the only one to blame.

You the only one to blame.

You the only one to blame. >> Holy

>> Holy

>> Holy Did Did I

Did Did I

Did Did I What was going on there?

Is there a sequel to a Lego movie I

Is there a sequel to a Lego movie I

Is there a sequel to a Lego movie I don't know about?

don't know about?

don't know about? Did I just see Iran fire a loser rocket

Did I just see Iran fire a loser rocket

Did I just see Iran fire a loser rocket at Lego Trump?

at Lego Trump?

at Lego Trump? I mean, look, do I support Iran

I mean, look, do I support Iran

I mean, look, do I support Iran propaganda? No. Could it end up on my

propaganda? No. Could it end up on my

propaganda? No. Could it end up on my Spotify rap? Absolutely.

Spotify rap? Absolutely.

Spotify rap? Absolutely. I mean, I kind of can't wait for Iran to

I mean, I kind of can't wait for Iran to

I mean, I kind of can't wait for Iran to headline Coachella next year.

headline Coachella next year.

headline Coachella next year. But if Ayatollah can do that, you know

But if Ayatollah can do that, you know

But if Ayatollah can do that, you know what? I bet Donald Trump and his virgin

what? I bet Donald Trump and his virgin

what? I bet Donald Trump and his virgin maxing meme lords can go even harder.

maxing meme lords can go even harder.

maxing meme lords can go even harder. All right, show him what you got, Trump.

You want to see me do it again?

You want to see me do it again?

You want to see me do it again? You want to see me do it again?

What the was that?

What the was that?

What the was that? That was the shittiest meme ever. How is

That was the shittiest meme ever. How is

That was the shittiest meme ever. How is Trump bad at this? What was the point of

Trump bad at this? What was the point of

Trump bad at this? What was the point of electing a cyber bully if he sucks at

electing a cyber bully if he sucks at

electing a cyber bully if he sucks at cyber bullying?

cyber bullying?

cyber bullying? I was worried we might be the bad guys

I was worried we might be the bad guys

I was worried we might be the bad guys in this war, but after seeing this diss

in this war, but after seeing this diss

in this war, but after seeing this diss track, I'm realizing it's much worse.

track, I'm realizing it's much worse.

track, I'm realizing it's much worse. What? Drake.

>> For more on the meme war and who is

>> For more on the meme war and who is

>> For more on the meme war and who is winning it, let's go live to Michael

winning it, let's go live to Michael

winning it, let's go live to Michael Costa.

>> Michael. Michael.

>> Michael. Michael.

>> Michael. Michael. Uh,

Uh,

Uh, okay. Hey, Michael. Uh, it doesn't seem

okay. Hey, Michael. Uh, it doesn't seem

okay. Hey, Michael. Uh, it doesn't seem like America is winning the meme war.

like America is winning the meme war.

like America is winning the meme war. >> Well, up to now, no, Ronnie, but things

>> Well, up to now, no, Ronnie, but things

>> Well, up to now, no, Ronnie, but things are about to change because President

are about to change because President

are about to change because President Trump is calling on all Americans to do

Trump is calling on all Americans to do

Trump is calling on all Americans to do our part and help make memes for the war

our part and help make memes for the war

our part and help make memes for the war effort.

effort.

effort. >> Wait, he he wants us to make memes.

>> Wait, he he wants us to make memes.

>> Wait, he he wants us to make memes. >> Ronnie, in World War II, Americans

>> Ronnie, in World War II, Americans

>> Ronnie, in World War II, Americans planted victory gardens so the soldiers

planted victory gardens so the soldiers

planted victory gardens so the soldiers could have vegetables. Well, Americans

could have vegetables. Well, Americans

could have vegetables. Well, Americans don't eat vegetables anymore, so that

don't eat vegetables anymore, so that

don't eat vegetables anymore, so that shit's not going to help. Instead, Trump

shit's not going to help. Instead, Trump

shit's not going to help. Instead, Trump needs able-bodied Americans memeing as

needs able-bodied Americans memeing as

needs able-bodied Americans memeing as much as possible. I'm doing my part

much as possible. I'm doing my part

much as possible. I'm doing my part right here. Check out this meme.

right here. Check out this meme.

right here. Check out this meme. Boom. Got him. Ian, suck it. USA. USA.

Boom. Got him. Ian, suck it. USA. USA.

Boom. Got him. Ian, suck it. USA. USA. USA.

USA.

USA. USA.

USA.

USA. >> What the am I looking at?

>> What the am I looking at?

>> What the am I looking at? >> It's the I can has cheeseburger cat, but

>> It's the I can has cheeseburger cat, but

>> It's the I can has cheeseburger cat, but instead he's saying I can has straight

instead he's saying I can has straight

instead he's saying I can has straight of hormuz. It's classic.

of hormuz. It's classic.

of hormuz. It's classic. Yeah, I know the meme, dumbass. I I just

Yeah, I know the meme, dumbass. I I just

Yeah, I know the meme, dumbass. I I just don't know how America is going to win

don't know how America is going to win

don't know how America is going to win by posting 20 year old cringe.

by posting 20 year old cringe.

by posting 20 year old cringe. All right. Well, I'm trying. Okay. War

All right. Well, I'm trying. Okay. War

All right. Well, I'm trying. Okay. War is hell.

is hell.

is hell. But if you want something a bit more

But if you want something a bit more

But if you want something a bit more updated, check out my latest creation.

updated, check out my latest creation.

updated, check out my latest creation. Imagine you're the Ayatollah sitting all

Imagine you're the Ayatollah sitting all

Imagine you're the Ayatollah sitting all gay at your computer. When when we drop

gay at your computer. When when we drop

gay at your computer. When when we drop this, BOOM, WE ACCEPT your surrender.

this, BOOM, WE ACCEPT your surrender.

this, BOOM, WE ACCEPT your surrender. Iran.

No, stop.

No, stop.

No, stop. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> What are you applauding? I don't I don't

>> What are you applauding? I don't I don't

>> What are you applauding? I don't I don't get this.

get this.

get this. >> What is this?

>> What is this?

>> What is this? >> Okay, LOOK. YOU SEE THE GUY IN THE

>> Okay, LOOK. YOU SEE THE GUY IN THE

>> Okay, LOOK. YOU SEE THE GUY IN THE MIDDLE? THAT'S THE STRAIGHT of Hermoose.

MIDDLE? THAT'S THE STRAIGHT of Hermoose.

MIDDLE? THAT'S THE STRAIGHT of Hermoose. And he's supposed to be focused on this

And he's supposed to be focused on this

And he's supposed to be focused on this girl, Iran. But instead, he's focused on

girl, Iran. But instead, he's focused on

girl, Iran. But instead, he's focused on this girl, USA. And the STRAIGHT IS

this girl, USA. And the STRAIGHT IS

this girl, USA. And the STRAIGHT IS LIKE, "DAMN, AMERICA, YOU GOT A GREAT

LIKE, "DAMN, AMERICA, YOU GOT A GREAT

LIKE, "DAMN, AMERICA, YOU GOT A GREAT ASS." BUT HIS GIRLFRIEND, IRAN, is like,

ASS." BUT HIS GIRLFRIEND, IRAN, is like,

ASS." BUT HIS GIRLFRIEND, IRAN, is like, "Oh, no you didn't." And the straight is

"Oh, no you didn't." And the straight is

"Oh, no you didn't." And the straight is like, "Yes, I did." And then every

like, "Yes, I did." And then every

like, "Yes, I did." And then every >> Okay, Costa. Costa, your meme is making

>> Okay, Costa. Costa, your meme is making

>> Okay, Costa. Costa, your meme is making no sense. Okay, I don't understand what

no sense. Okay, I don't understand what

no sense. Okay, I don't understand what any of this means.

any of this means.

any of this means. >> It makes total sense. This meme is about

>> It makes total sense. This meme is about

>> It makes total sense. This meme is about how America is a COUNTRY WITH A GREAT

how America is a COUNTRY WITH A GREAT

how America is a COUNTRY WITH A GREAT ASS.

ASS.

ASS. >> OKAY, WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

>> OKAY, WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?

>> OKAY, WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? >> The meme is not about assets.

>> The meme is not about assets.

>> The meme is not about assets. >> Look, trust me, the internet is going to

>> Look, trust me, the internet is going to

>> Look, trust me, the internet is going to go crazy over this. Speaking of which,

go crazy over this. Speaking of which,

go crazy over this. Speaking of which, how do I get this on the internet? Is

how do I get this on the internet? Is

how do I get this on the internet? Is there is there a PO box I mail it to?

there is there a PO box I mail it to?

there is there a PO box I mail it to? >> Cost that. No one in Iran will care

>> Cost that. No one in Iran will care

>> Cost that. No one in Iran will care about your super shitty memes.

about your super shitty memes.

about your super shitty memes. >> Hey man, at least I'm doing something.

>> Hey man, at least I'm doing something.

>> Hey man, at least I'm doing something. All right, what are you doing? sitting

All right, what are you doing? sitting

All right, what are you doing? sitting there at your cozy desk while I'm kneede

there at your cozy desk while I'm kneede

there at your cozy desk while I'm kneede in the out here risking my life for

in the out here risking my life for

in the out here risking my life for this country. I spent all week on THESE

this country. I spent all week on THESE

this country. I spent all week on THESE MEMES. LOOK AT THIS ONE. CHECK THIS OUT.

MEMES. LOOK AT THIS ONE. CHECK THIS OUT.

MEMES. LOOK AT THIS ONE. CHECK THIS OUT. IRAN.

IRAN.

IRAN. MICHAEL JORDAN CRYING HIS EYES OUT.

Why does the text say Michael Jordan? I

Why does the text say Michael Jordan? I

Why does the text say Michael Jordan? I mean, isn't Shouldn't it say like Iran?

mean, isn't Shouldn't it say like Iran?

mean, isn't Shouldn't it say like Iran? It's not Iran. It's a picture of

It's not Iran. It's a picture of

It's not Iran. It's a picture of Michael. Have you ever seen this meme

Michael. Have you ever seen this meme

Michael. Have you ever seen this meme before?

before?

before? >> Oh, what? Wait, hang on, hang on, hang

>> Oh, what? Wait, hang on, hang on, hang

>> Oh, what? Wait, hang on, hang on, hang on. Michael, I'm getting a word that

on. Michael, I'm getting a word that

on. Michael, I'm getting a word that Iran has seen your memes and they've

Iran has seen your memes and they've

Iran has seen your memes and they've actually posted a meme in response to

actually posted a meme in response to

actually posted a meme in response to your memes.

your memes.

your memes. I'd like to see him try. Okay. Yep. Here

I'd like to see him try. Okay. Yep. Here

I'd like to see him try. Okay. Yep. Here it is. We can show it's breaking news

it is. We can show it's breaking news

it is. We can show it's breaking news right now.

Just It just came in.

Just It just came in.

Just It just came in. It's a It's a picture of you

It's a It's a picture of you

It's a It's a picture of you and it says, "Bad at memes, great at

and it says, "Bad at memes, great at

and it says, "Bad at memes, great at micro penis."

micro penis."

micro penis." >> What the hell? How did they mail THAT TO

>> What the hell? How did they mail THAT TO

>> What the hell? How did they mail THAT TO THE INTERNET SO FAST?

THE INTERNET SO FAST?

THE INTERNET SO FAST? They really do have advanced tech over

They really do have advanced tech over

They really do have advanced tech over there. But you know what, Ronnie? Okay,

there. But you know what, Ronnie? Okay,

there. But you know what, Ronnie? Okay, I'm willing to sacrifice. They can make

I'm willing to sacrifice. They can make

I'm willing to sacrifice. They can make fun of my micro penis if it helps us win

fun of my micro penis if it helps us win

fun of my micro penis if it helps us win this war.

this war.

this war. How would that help us win the war?

How would that help us win the war?

How would that help us win the war? Think about it, Ronnie. We get Iran

Think about it, Ronnie. We get Iran

Think about it, Ronnie. We get Iran totally focused on fighting with memes

totally focused on fighting with memes

totally focused on fighting with memes owning us, clowning us. And while

owning us, clowning us. And while

owning us, clowning us. And while they're all glued to their phones,

they're all glued to their phones,

they're all glued to their phones, laughing, we sneak our ships through the

laughing, we sneak our ships through the

laughing, we sneak our ships through the straighter Hermoose Costa that.

straighter Hermoose Costa that.

straighter Hermoose Costa that. Okay, that actually is kind of smart.

Okay, that actually is kind of smart.

Okay, that actually is kind of smart. >> Exactly.

>> Exactly.

>> Exactly. >> I know, Ronnie. In fact, it's genius.

>> I know, Ronnie. In fact, it's genius.

>> I know, Ronnie. In fact, it's genius. It's so genius that I made a meme of it.

It's so genius that I made a meme of it.

It's so genius that I made a meme of it. Michael, that's that that's too much

Michael, that's that that's too much

Michael, that's that that's too much text. I can't even see the guy behind

text. I can't even see the guy behind

text. I can't even see the guy behind it. Well, that's Michael Jordan,

it. Well, that's Michael Jordan,

it. Well, that's Michael Jordan, obviously.

obviously.

obviously. >> Okay, Michael Costa, everybody.