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Let's start with the straight of Homus.
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Let's start with the straight of Homus.
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Let's start with the straight of Homus.
Much like clavvicular we all found out
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Much like clavvicular we all found out
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Much like clavvicular we all found out
exists two months ago and now people
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exists two months ago and now people
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exists two months ago and now people
won't shut the up about it.
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won't shut the up about it.
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won't shut the up about it.
Well, we have an update. It's still
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Well, we have an update. It's still
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Well, we have an update. It's still
closed.
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closed.
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closed.
No one can get oil cuz turns out this
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No one can get oil cuz turns out this
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No one can get oil cuz turns out this
thing we never heard of was the choke
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thing we never heard of was the choke
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thing we never heard of was the choke
point for the entire planet.
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point for the entire planet.
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point for the entire planet.
Whoops.
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Whoops.
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Whoops.
>> There are long lineups for fuel from
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>> There are long lineups for fuel from
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>> There are long lineups for fuel from
Pakistan to Cambodia to Vietnam. Sri
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Pakistan to Cambodia to Vietnam. Sri
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Pakistan to Cambodia to Vietnam. Sri
Lanka shortened work weeks to save
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Lanka shortened work weeks to save
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Lanka shortened work weeks to save
electricity. In Bangladesh, the energy
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electricity. In Bangladesh, the energy
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electricity. In Bangladesh, the energy
crisis has forced universities to close.
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crisis has forced universities to close.
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crisis has forced universities to close.
In South Korea, people are being asked
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In South Korea, people are being asked
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In South Korea, people are being asked
to take shorter showers.
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to take shorter showers.
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to take shorter showers.
>> Okay, not cool. South Korea,
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times of global unrest are when people
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times of global unrest are when people
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times of global unrest are when people
need to jerk off in the shower the most.
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need to jerk off in the shower the most.
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need to jerk off in the shower the most.
And the wars not just making it harder
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And the wars not just making it harder
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And the wars not just making it harder
to get clean, it's making it harder to
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to get clean, it's making it harder to
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to get clean, it's making it harder to
be dead. In Thailand, the strict
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be dead. In Thailand, the strict
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be dead. In Thailand, the strict
measures have prevented this temple from
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measures have prevented this temple from
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measures have prevented this temple from
refilling its tanks, meaning they would
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refilling its tanks, meaning they would
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refilling its tanks, meaning they would
have to suspend cremations.
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>> Are you telling me Thailand is filling
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>> Are you telling me Thailand is filling
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>> Are you telling me Thailand is filling
up with dead bodies? Well, nobody tell
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up with dead bodies? Well, nobody tell
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up with dead bodies? Well, nobody tell
RFK Jr.
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RFK Jr.
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RFK Jr.
>> Did anyone call dibs on these?
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And
and while Thailand can't set fire to its
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and while Thailand can't set fire to its
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and while Thailand can't set fire to its
dead people, it also can't cool down its
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dead people, it also can't cool down its
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dead people, it also can't cool down its
living ones. The Thai government has
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living ones. The Thai government has
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living ones. The Thai government has
ordered government employees to lower
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ordered government employees to lower
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ordered government employees to lower
office air conditioning to save energy.
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office air conditioning to save energy.
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office air conditioning to save energy.
During a morning show segment, Thai TV
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During a morning show segment, Thai TV
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During a morning show segment, Thai TV
news anchors ditch their suit jackets on
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news anchors ditch their suit jackets on
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news anchors ditch their suit jackets on
air.
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air.
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air.
>> Let's just take it off so we can set an
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>> Let's just take it off so we can set an
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>> Let's just take it off so we can set an
example of how to save energy, too. By
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example of how to save energy, too. By
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example of how to save energy, too. By
wearing less clothing, it can help with
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wearing less clothing, it can help with
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wearing less clothing, it can help with
our moods and the coping with the
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our moods and the coping with the
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our moods and the coping with the
weather.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of hot in here.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of hot in here.
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>> Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of hot in here.
Let's take off our jackets, Betty.
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Oh. Oh, what's that? Uh, breaking news.
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Oh. Oh, what's that? Uh, breaking news.
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Oh. Oh, what's that? Uh, breaking news.
Looks like we have to shower together,
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Looks like we have to shower together,
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Looks like we have to shower together,
too,
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too,
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too,
just to save water. Curse this war.
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Actually, oh my god, I just realized
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Actually, oh my god, I just realized
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Actually, oh my god, I just realized
this whole oil crisis is going to end
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this whole oil crisis is going to end
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this whole oil crisis is going to end
with me seeing Wolf Blitzer's dick.
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This shows you what life is like for
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This shows you what life is like for
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This shows you what life is like for
other countries in a world dominated by
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other countries in a world dominated by
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other countries in a world dominated by
America. We start a war and now everyone
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America. We start a war and now everyone
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America. We start a war and now everyone
else has to have swamp ass.
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else has to have swamp ass.
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else has to have swamp ass.
But hey, if it's any solace to the rest
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But hey, if it's any solace to the rest
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But hey, if it's any solace to the rest
of the world, I'm sure the American
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of the world, I'm sure the American
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of the world, I'm sure the American
economy is suffering just as much.
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economy is suffering just as much.
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economy is suffering just as much.
>> The American stock market just hit a
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>> The American stock market just hit a
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>> The American stock market just hit a
record high. Isn't that something?
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record high. Isn't that something?
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record high. Isn't that something?
>> That's right. This American stock market
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>> That's right. This American stock market
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>> That's right. This American stock market
is as high as ever thanks to the
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is as high as ever thanks to the
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is as high as ever thanks to the
investment strategy of LA. Everything's
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investment strategy of LA. Everything's
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investment strategy of LA. Everything's
fine. Money, money, money, money.
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fine. Money, money, money, money.
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fine. Money, money, money, money.
The stock market is like America's
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The stock market is like America's
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The stock market is like America's
Instagram. No matter what's really going
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Instagram. No matter what's really going
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Instagram. No matter what's really going
on in your life, always looks good on
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on in your life, always looks good on
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on in your life, always looks good on
the stock market.
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the stock market.
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the stock market.
Hey, happy anniversary, baby. Our
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Hey, happy anniversary, baby. Our
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Hey, happy anniversary, baby. Our
marriage is perfect and we definitely
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marriage is perfect and we definitely
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marriage is perfect and we definitely
are sleeping in the same room.
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are sleeping in the same room.
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are sleeping in the same room.
For most of the world, this war cannot
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For most of the world, this war cannot
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For most of the world, this war cannot
end soon enough. And today we got an
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end soon enough. And today we got an
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end soon enough. And today we got an
update from Pete Hgsth, Secretary of
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update from Pete Hgsth, Secretary of
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update from Pete Hgsth, Secretary of
Defense and worst part of every
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Defense and worst part of every
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Defense and worst part of every
Hooters's waitress's day. He
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Hooters's waitress's day. He
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Hooters's waitress's day. He
he came out
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he came out
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he came out
he he yeah Hooters
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he came out at a press conference this
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he came out at a press conference this
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he came out at a press conference this
morning and you can tell he's laser
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morning and you can tell he's laser
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morning and you can tell he's laser
focused on defeating Iran. A note to the
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focused on defeating Iran. A note to the
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focused on defeating Iran. A note to the
press, to the press corps, to the
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press, to the press corps, to the
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press, to the press corps, to the
American media,
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American media,
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American media,
as I just can't help but notice the
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as I just can't help but notice the
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as I just can't help but notice the
endless stream of garbage,
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endless stream of garbage,
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endless stream of garbage,
the relentlessly negative coverage.
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the relentlessly negative coverage.
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the relentlessly negative coverage.
Okay. Right. Well, no. Obviously, he has
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Okay. Right. Well, no. Obviously, he has
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Okay. Right. Well, no. Obviously, he has
to defeat the American media first, but
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to defeat the American media first, but
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to defeat the American media first, but
then Iran. In the press, you only seek
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then Iran. In the press, you only seek
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then Iran. In the press, you only seek
the negative, earning each and every day
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the negative, earning each and every day
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the negative, earning each and every day
the fake news label.
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the fake news label.
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the fake news label.
>> Okay. Okay. I get it. We suck. We suck.
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>> Okay. Okay. I get it. We suck. We suck.
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>> Okay. Okay. I get it. We suck. We suck.
Fine. Okay. But what about the humus?
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Fine. Okay. But what about the humus?
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Fine. Okay. But what about the humus?
>> Sometimes it's hard to figure out what
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>> Sometimes it's hard to figure out what
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>> Sometimes it's hard to figure out what
side some of you are actually on. It's
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side some of you are actually on. It's
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side some of you are actually on. It's
incredibly unpatriotic. Where's the
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incredibly unpatriotic. Where's the
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incredibly unpatriotic. Where's the
coverage of the new spirit in the
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coverage of the new spirit in the
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coverage of the new spirit in the
country? Yeah. Yeah. You stupid fake
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country? Yeah. Yeah. You stupid fake
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country? Yeah. Yeah. You stupid fake
news media. Show some headlines about
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news media. Show some headlines about
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news media. Show some headlines about
Spirit in America. Like how about Spirit
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Spirit in America. Like how about Spirit
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Spirit in America. Like how about Spirit
Airlines may have to liquidate due to
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Airlines may have to liquidate due to
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Airlines may have to liquidate due to
rising fuel prices.
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rising fuel prices.
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rising fuel prices.
>> Okay. Well,
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>> Okay. Well,
I
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you guys are so happy. The spirit is
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you know what I mean. Okay. Stop with
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you know what I mean. Okay. Stop with
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you know what I mean. Okay. Stop with
all the crybaby anti-Trump questions.
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all the crybaby anti-Trump questions.
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all the crybaby anti-Trump questions.
Like, why haven't we achieved any of the
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Like, why haven't we achieved any of the
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Like, why haven't we achieved any of the
goals in the war? Just babies.
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goals in the war? Just babies.
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goals in the war? Just babies.
Only good Christian patriotic questions
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Only good Christian patriotic questions
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Only good Christian patriotic questions
from now on. Okay, go.
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from now on. Okay, go.
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from now on. Okay, go.
>> Iranian embassy accounts are sharing an
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>> Iranian embassy accounts are sharing an
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>> Iranian embassy accounts are sharing an
AI video of Jesus Christ kind of
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AI video of Jesus Christ kind of
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AI video of Jesus Christ kind of
bloodily killing President Donald Trump.
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bloodily killing President Donald Trump.
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bloodily killing President Donald Trump.
Uh, does the Pentagon have a response to
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Uh, does the Pentagon have a response to
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Uh, does the Pentagon have a response to
this, including the fact that uh this AI
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this, including the fact that uh this AI
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this, including the fact that uh this AI
Jesus is casting Trump into hell?
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now there's a question.
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now there's a question.
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now there's a question.
What does, I quote, what does the
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What does, I quote, what does the
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What does, I quote, what does the
Pentagon think of Iran's AI video where
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Pentagon think of Iran's AI video where
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Pentagon think of Iran's AI video where
Jesus kills Trump and tosses him into
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Jesus kills Trump and tosses him into
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Jesus kills Trump and tosses him into
hell,
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hell,
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hell,
which by the way is too graphic to even
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which by the way is too graphic to even
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which by the way is too graphic to even
show on TV. And as you all know, there's
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show on TV. And as you all know, there's
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show on TV. And as you all know, there's
no other place besides TV to watch
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no other place besides TV to watch
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no other place besides TV to watch
videos, so I guess you'll never see it.
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videos, so I guess you'll never see it.
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videos, so I guess you'll never see it.
But um what say you, Secretary Hexth?
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But um what say you, Secretary Hexth?
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But um what say you, Secretary Hexth?
Are you pro or con this video of Trump
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Are you pro or con this video of Trump
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Are you pro or con this video of Trump
being sent to the fires of hell by AI
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being sent to the fires of hell by AI
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being sent to the fires of hell by AI
Jesus? As far as a video like that, of
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Jesus? As far as a video like that, of
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Jesus? As far as a video like that, of
course that's disgusting and detached uh
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course that's disgusting and detached uh
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course that's disgusting and detached uh
from reality.
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>> Yeah. Okay. Uh thank you for clarifying
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>> Yeah. Okay. Uh thank you for clarifying
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>> Yeah. Okay. Uh thank you for clarifying
that Jesus punching Trump straight into
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that Jesus punching Trump straight into
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that Jesus punching Trump straight into
hell was not reality.
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hell was not reality.
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hell was not reality.
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I don't think there were a ton of people
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I don't think there were a ton of people
going, "Uh, so are they going to arrest
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going, "Uh, so are they going to arrest
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going, "Uh, so are they going to arrest
Jesus for this or what?" Right?
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Jesus for this or what?" Right?
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Jesus for this or what?" Right?
I mean, I was all set to go to my
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I mean, I was all set to go to my
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I mean, I was all set to go to my
nearest church, find a priest, and be
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nearest church, find a priest, and be
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nearest church, find a priest, and be
like, "What the man? Get control
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like, "What the man? Get control
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like, "What the man? Get control
of your boy."
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of your boy."
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of your boy."
But this leads
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But this leads
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But this leads
this leads to an important point about
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this leads to an important point about
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this leads to an important point about
the Iran war. Memes are weapons now.
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the Iran war. Memes are weapons now.
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the Iran war. Memes are weapons now.
>> War with Iran isn't just playing out on
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>> War with Iran isn't just playing out on
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>> War with Iran isn't just playing out on
the ground. It's exploding online.
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the ground. It's exploding online.
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the ground. It's exploding online.
Iranian embassies and pro-Iran groups
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Iranian embassies and pro-Iran groups
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Iranian embassies and pro-Iran groups
are flooding social media with AI
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are flooding social media with AI
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are flooding social media with AI
generated memes. Many mocking President
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generated memes. Many mocking President
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generated memes. Many mocking President
Trump and US policy. Oh, mocking
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Trump and US policy. Oh, mocking
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Trump and US policy. Oh, mocking
President Trump.
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President Trump.
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President Trump.
No one's ever thought of that.
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No one's ever thought of that.
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No one's ever thought of that.
Big deal. Look, no offense, Iran, but
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Big deal. Look, no offense, Iran, but
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Big deal. Look, no offense, Iran, but
you're not exactly known as a cultural
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you're not exactly known as a cultural
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you're not exactly known as a cultural
powerhouse, okay? So, good luck
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powerhouse, okay? So, good luck
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powerhouse, okay? So, good luck
impressing Americans with your little
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impressing Americans with your little
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impressing Americans with your little
videos.
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videos.
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videos.
The secrets are leaking.
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The secrets are leaking.
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The secrets are leaking.
The pressure is rising.
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The pressure is rising.
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The pressure is rising.
We locked on the target. And now you are
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We locked on the target. And now you are
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We locked on the target. And now you are
hiding.
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hiding.
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hiding.
We staring at your name.
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We staring at your name.
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We staring at your name.
You the only one to blame.
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You the only one to blame.
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You the only one to blame.
>> Holy
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>> Holy
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>> Holy
Did Did I
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Did Did I
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Did Did I
What was going on there?
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Is there a sequel to a Lego movie I
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Is there a sequel to a Lego movie I
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Is there a sequel to a Lego movie I
don't know about?
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don't know about?
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don't know about?
Did I just see Iran fire a loser rocket
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Did I just see Iran fire a loser rocket
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Did I just see Iran fire a loser rocket
at Lego Trump?
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at Lego Trump?
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at Lego Trump?
I mean, look, do I support Iran
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I mean, look, do I support Iran
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I mean, look, do I support Iran
propaganda? No. Could it end up on my
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propaganda? No. Could it end up on my
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propaganda? No. Could it end up on my
Spotify rap? Absolutely.
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Spotify rap? Absolutely.
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Spotify rap? Absolutely.
I mean, I kind of can't wait for Iran to
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I mean, I kind of can't wait for Iran to
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I mean, I kind of can't wait for Iran to
headline Coachella next year.
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headline Coachella next year.
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headline Coachella next year.
But if Ayatollah can do that, you know
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But if Ayatollah can do that, you know
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But if Ayatollah can do that, you know
what? I bet Donald Trump and his virgin
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what? I bet Donald Trump and his virgin
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what? I bet Donald Trump and his virgin
maxing meme lords can go even harder.
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maxing meme lords can go even harder.
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maxing meme lords can go even harder.
All right, show him what you got, Trump.
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You want to see me do it again?
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You want to see me do it again?
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You want to see me do it again?
You want to see me do it again?
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What the was that?
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What the was that?
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What the was that?
That was the shittiest meme ever. How is
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That was the shittiest meme ever. How is
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That was the shittiest meme ever. How is
Trump bad at this? What was the point of
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Trump bad at this? What was the point of
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Trump bad at this? What was the point of
electing a cyber bully if he sucks at
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electing a cyber bully if he sucks at
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electing a cyber bully if he sucks at
cyber bullying?
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cyber bullying?
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cyber bullying?
I was worried we might be the bad guys
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I was worried we might be the bad guys
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I was worried we might be the bad guys
in this war, but after seeing this diss
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in this war, but after seeing this diss
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in this war, but after seeing this diss
track, I'm realizing it's much worse.
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track, I'm realizing it's much worse.
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track, I'm realizing it's much worse.
What? Drake.
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>> For more on the meme war and who is
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>> For more on the meme war and who is
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>> For more on the meme war and who is
winning it, let's go live to Michael
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winning it, let's go live to Michael
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winning it, let's go live to Michael
Costa.
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>> Michael. Michael.
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>> Michael. Michael.
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>> Michael. Michael.
Uh,
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Uh,
okay. Hey, Michael. Uh, it doesn't seem
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okay. Hey, Michael. Uh, it doesn't seem
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okay. Hey, Michael. Uh, it doesn't seem
like America is winning the meme war.
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like America is winning the meme war.
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like America is winning the meme war.
>> Well, up to now, no, Ronnie, but things
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>> Well, up to now, no, Ronnie, but things
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>> Well, up to now, no, Ronnie, but things
are about to change because President
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are about to change because President
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are about to change because President
Trump is calling on all Americans to do
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Trump is calling on all Americans to do
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Trump is calling on all Americans to do
our part and help make memes for the war
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our part and help make memes for the war
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our part and help make memes for the war
effort.
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effort.
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effort.
>> Wait, he he wants us to make memes.
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>> Wait, he he wants us to make memes.
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>> Wait, he he wants us to make memes.
>> Ronnie, in World War II, Americans
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>> Ronnie, in World War II, Americans
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>> Ronnie, in World War II, Americans
planted victory gardens so the soldiers
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planted victory gardens so the soldiers
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planted victory gardens so the soldiers
could have vegetables. Well, Americans
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could have vegetables. Well, Americans
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could have vegetables. Well, Americans
don't eat vegetables anymore, so that
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don't eat vegetables anymore, so that
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don't eat vegetables anymore, so that
shit's not going to help. Instead, Trump
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shit's not going to help. Instead, Trump
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shit's not going to help. Instead, Trump
needs able-bodied Americans memeing as
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needs able-bodied Americans memeing as
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needs able-bodied Americans memeing as
much as possible. I'm doing my part
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much as possible. I'm doing my part
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much as possible. I'm doing my part
right here. Check out this meme.
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right here. Check out this meme.
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right here. Check out this meme.
Boom. Got him. Ian, suck it. USA. USA.
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Boom. Got him. Ian, suck it. USA. USA.
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Boom. Got him. Ian, suck it. USA. USA.
USA.
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USA.
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USA.
USA.
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USA.
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USA.
>> What the am I looking at?
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>> What the am I looking at?
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>> What the am I looking at?
>> It's the I can has cheeseburger cat, but
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>> It's the I can has cheeseburger cat, but
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>> It's the I can has cheeseburger cat, but
instead he's saying I can has straight
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instead he's saying I can has straight
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instead he's saying I can has straight
of hormuz. It's classic.
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of hormuz. It's classic.
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of hormuz. It's classic.
Yeah, I know the meme, dumbass. I I just
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Yeah, I know the meme, dumbass. I I just
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Yeah, I know the meme, dumbass. I I just
don't know how America is going to win
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don't know how America is going to win
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don't know how America is going to win
by posting 20 year old cringe.
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by posting 20 year old cringe.
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by posting 20 year old cringe.
All right. Well, I'm trying. Okay. War
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All right. Well, I'm trying. Okay. War
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All right. Well, I'm trying. Okay. War
is hell.
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is hell.
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is hell.
But if you want something a bit more
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But if you want something a bit more
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But if you want something a bit more
updated, check out my latest creation.
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updated, check out my latest creation.
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updated, check out my latest creation.
Imagine you're the Ayatollah sitting all
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Imagine you're the Ayatollah sitting all
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Imagine you're the Ayatollah sitting all
gay at your computer. When when we drop
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gay at your computer. When when we drop
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gay at your computer. When when we drop
this, BOOM, WE ACCEPT your surrender.
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this, BOOM, WE ACCEPT your surrender.
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this, BOOM, WE ACCEPT your surrender.
Iran.
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No, stop.
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No, stop.
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No, stop.
>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
>> What are you applauding? I don't I don't
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>> What are you applauding? I don't I don't
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>> What are you applauding? I don't I don't
get this.
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get this.
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get this.
>> What is this?
478
00:10:34,069 --> 00:10:34,079
>> What is this?
479
00:10:34,079 --> 00:10:35,350
>> What is this?
>> Okay, LOOK. YOU SEE THE GUY IN THE
480
00:10:35,350 --> 00:10:35,360
>> Okay, LOOK. YOU SEE THE GUY IN THE
481
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>> Okay, LOOK. YOU SEE THE GUY IN THE
MIDDLE? THAT'S THE STRAIGHT of Hermoose.
482
00:10:37,030 --> 00:10:37,040
MIDDLE? THAT'S THE STRAIGHT of Hermoose.
483
00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,870
MIDDLE? THAT'S THE STRAIGHT of Hermoose.
And he's supposed to be focused on this
484
00:10:38,870 --> 00:10:38,880
And he's supposed to be focused on this
485
00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:41,430
And he's supposed to be focused on this
girl, Iran. But instead, he's focused on
486
00:10:41,430 --> 00:10:41,440
girl, Iran. But instead, he's focused on
487
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,910
girl, Iran. But instead, he's focused on
this girl, USA. And the STRAIGHT IS
488
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:43,920
this girl, USA. And the STRAIGHT IS
489
00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,590
this girl, USA. And the STRAIGHT IS
LIKE, "DAMN, AMERICA, YOU GOT A GREAT
490
00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:45,600
LIKE, "DAMN, AMERICA, YOU GOT A GREAT
491
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,389
LIKE, "DAMN, AMERICA, YOU GOT A GREAT
ASS." BUT HIS GIRLFRIEND, IRAN, is like,
492
00:10:48,389 --> 00:10:48,399
ASS." BUT HIS GIRLFRIEND, IRAN, is like,
493
00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:49,990
ASS." BUT HIS GIRLFRIEND, IRAN, is like,
"Oh, no you didn't." And the straight is
494
00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:50,000
"Oh, no you didn't." And the straight is
495
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,910
"Oh, no you didn't." And the straight is
like, "Yes, I did." And then every
496
00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:51,920
like, "Yes, I did." And then every
497
00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,550
like, "Yes, I did." And then every
>> Okay, Costa. Costa, your meme is making
498
00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:54,560
>> Okay, Costa. Costa, your meme is making
499
00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:55,990
>> Okay, Costa. Costa, your meme is making
no sense. Okay, I don't understand what
500
00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:56,000
no sense. Okay, I don't understand what
501
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,509
no sense. Okay, I don't understand what
any of this means.
502
00:10:57,509 --> 00:10:57,519
any of this means.
503
00:10:57,519 --> 00:10:59,030
any of this means.
>> It makes total sense. This meme is about
504
00:10:59,030 --> 00:10:59,040
>> It makes total sense. This meme is about
505
00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,870
>> It makes total sense. This meme is about
how America is a COUNTRY WITH A GREAT
506
00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:00,880
how America is a COUNTRY WITH A GREAT
507
00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:01,269
how America is a COUNTRY WITH A GREAT
ASS.
508
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:01,279
ASS.
509
00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:05,750
ASS.
>> OKAY, WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
510
00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:05,760
>> OKAY, WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
511
00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,590
>> OKAY, WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
>> The meme is not about assets.
512
00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:07,600
>> The meme is not about assets.
513
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,949
>> The meme is not about assets.
>> Look, trust me, the internet is going to
514
00:11:08,949 --> 00:11:08,959
>> Look, trust me, the internet is going to
515
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,430
>> Look, trust me, the internet is going to
go crazy over this. Speaking of which,
516
00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:11,440
go crazy over this. Speaking of which,
517
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,190
go crazy over this. Speaking of which,
how do I get this on the internet? Is
518
00:11:13,190 --> 00:11:13,200
how do I get this on the internet? Is
519
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,310
how do I get this on the internet? Is
there is there a PO box I mail it to?
520
00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:16,320
there is there a PO box I mail it to?
521
00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,910
there is there a PO box I mail it to?
>> Cost that. No one in Iran will care
522
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:17,920
>> Cost that. No one in Iran will care
523
00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,190
>> Cost that. No one in Iran will care
about your super shitty memes.
524
00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:19,200
about your super shitty memes.
525
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,190
about your super shitty memes.
>> Hey man, at least I'm doing something.
526
00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:21,200
>> Hey man, at least I'm doing something.
527
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,590
>> Hey man, at least I'm doing something.
All right, what are you doing? sitting
528
00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:23,600
All right, what are you doing? sitting
529
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,069
All right, what are you doing? sitting
there at your cozy desk while I'm kneede
530
00:11:26,069 --> 00:11:26,079
there at your cozy desk while I'm kneede
531
00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:28,230
there at your cozy desk while I'm kneede
in the out here risking my life for
532
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:28,240
in the out here risking my life for
533
00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,389
in the out here risking my life for
this country. I spent all week on THESE
534
00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:30,399
this country. I spent all week on THESE
535
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:33,030
this country. I spent all week on THESE
MEMES. LOOK AT THIS ONE. CHECK THIS OUT.
536
00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:33,040
MEMES. LOOK AT THIS ONE. CHECK THIS OUT.
537
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,710
MEMES. LOOK AT THIS ONE. CHECK THIS OUT.
IRAN.
538
00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:34,720
IRAN.
539
00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:41,110
IRAN.
MICHAEL JORDAN CRYING HIS EYES OUT.
540
00:11:41,110 --> 00:11:41,120
541
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,509
Why does the text say Michael Jordan? I
542
00:11:43,509 --> 00:11:43,519
Why does the text say Michael Jordan? I
543
00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:47,750
Why does the text say Michael Jordan? I
mean, isn't Shouldn't it say like Iran?
544
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:47,760
mean, isn't Shouldn't it say like Iran?
545
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,190
mean, isn't Shouldn't it say like Iran?
It's not Iran. It's a picture of
546
00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:49,200
It's not Iran. It's a picture of
547
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,790
It's not Iran. It's a picture of
Michael. Have you ever seen this meme
548
00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:50,800
Michael. Have you ever seen this meme
549
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,389
Michael. Have you ever seen this meme
before?
550
00:11:52,389 --> 00:11:52,399
before?
551
00:11:52,399 --> 00:11:54,150
before?
>> Oh, what? Wait, hang on, hang on, hang
552
00:11:54,150 --> 00:11:54,160
>> Oh, what? Wait, hang on, hang on, hang
553
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,230
>> Oh, what? Wait, hang on, hang on, hang
on. Michael, I'm getting a word that
554
00:11:56,230 --> 00:11:56,240
on. Michael, I'm getting a word that
555
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,389
on. Michael, I'm getting a word that
Iran has seen your memes and they've
556
00:11:58,389 --> 00:11:58,399
Iran has seen your memes and they've
557
00:11:58,399 --> 00:11:59,990
Iran has seen your memes and they've
actually posted a meme in response to
558
00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:00,000
actually posted a meme in response to
559
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,829
actually posted a meme in response to
your memes.
560
00:12:01,829 --> 00:12:01,839
your memes.
561
00:12:01,839 --> 00:12:03,829
your memes.
I'd like to see him try. Okay. Yep. Here
562
00:12:03,829 --> 00:12:03,839
I'd like to see him try. Okay. Yep. Here
563
00:12:03,839 --> 00:12:05,190
I'd like to see him try. Okay. Yep. Here
it is. We can show it's breaking news
564
00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:05,200
it is. We can show it's breaking news
565
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,790
it is. We can show it's breaking news
right now.
566
00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:08,800
567
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,910
Just It just came in.
568
00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:11,920
Just It just came in.
569
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:15,269
Just It just came in.
It's a It's a picture of you
570
00:12:15,269 --> 00:12:15,279
It's a It's a picture of you
571
00:12:15,279 --> 00:12:17,829
It's a It's a picture of you
and it says, "Bad at memes, great at
572
00:12:17,829 --> 00:12:17,839
and it says, "Bad at memes, great at
573
00:12:17,839 --> 00:12:18,629
and it says, "Bad at memes, great at
micro penis."
574
00:12:18,629 --> 00:12:18,639
micro penis."
575
00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:21,430
micro penis."
>> What the hell? How did they mail THAT TO
576
00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:21,440
>> What the hell? How did they mail THAT TO
577
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,829
>> What the hell? How did they mail THAT TO
THE INTERNET SO FAST?
578
00:12:23,829 --> 00:12:23,839
THE INTERNET SO FAST?
579
00:12:23,839 --> 00:12:25,350
THE INTERNET SO FAST?
They really do have advanced tech over
580
00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:25,360
They really do have advanced tech over
581
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,190
They really do have advanced tech over
there. But you know what, Ronnie? Okay,
582
00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:27,200
there. But you know what, Ronnie? Okay,
583
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,110
there. But you know what, Ronnie? Okay,
I'm willing to sacrifice. They can make
584
00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:29,120
I'm willing to sacrifice. They can make
585
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,870
I'm willing to sacrifice. They can make
fun of my micro penis if it helps us win
586
00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:30,880
fun of my micro penis if it helps us win
587
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,629
fun of my micro penis if it helps us win
this war.
588
00:12:32,629 --> 00:12:32,639
this war.
589
00:12:32,639 --> 00:12:36,629
this war.
How would that help us win the war?
590
00:12:36,629 --> 00:12:36,639
How would that help us win the war?
591
00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:38,790
How would that help us win the war?
Think about it, Ronnie. We get Iran
592
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:38,800
Think about it, Ronnie. We get Iran
593
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,710
Think about it, Ronnie. We get Iran
totally focused on fighting with memes
594
00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:40,720
totally focused on fighting with memes
595
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,190
totally focused on fighting with memes
owning us, clowning us. And while
596
00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:43,200
owning us, clowning us. And while
597
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,550
owning us, clowning us. And while
they're all glued to their phones,
598
00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:44,560
they're all glued to their phones,
599
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:47,110
they're all glued to their phones,
laughing, we sneak our ships through the
600
00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:47,120
laughing, we sneak our ships through the
601
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:52,150
laughing, we sneak our ships through the
straighter Hermoose Costa that.
602
00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:52,160
straighter Hermoose Costa that.
603
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,910
straighter Hermoose Costa that.
Okay, that actually is kind of smart.
604
00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:53,920
Okay, that actually is kind of smart.
605
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:54,949
Okay, that actually is kind of smart.
>> Exactly.
606
00:12:54,949 --> 00:12:54,959
>> Exactly.
607
00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:56,710
>> Exactly.
>> I know, Ronnie. In fact, it's genius.
608
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:56,720
>> I know, Ronnie. In fact, it's genius.
609
00:12:56,720 --> 00:13:01,590
>> I know, Ronnie. In fact, it's genius.
It's so genius that I made a meme of it.
610
00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:01,600
It's so genius that I made a meme of it.
611
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,509
It's so genius that I made a meme of it.
Michael, that's that that's too much
612
00:13:03,509 --> 00:13:03,519
Michael, that's that that's too much
613
00:13:03,519 --> 00:13:05,350
Michael, that's that that's too much
text. I can't even see the guy behind
614
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:05,360
text. I can't even see the guy behind
615
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,269
text. I can't even see the guy behind
it. Well, that's Michael Jordan,
616
00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:07,279
it. Well, that's Michael Jordan,
617
00:13:07,279 --> 00:13:07,670
it. Well, that's Michael Jordan,
obviously.
618
00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:07,680
obviously.
619
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:12,839
obviously.
>> Okay, Michael Costa, everybody.
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