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What's up all my home keys and 5Gs? I'm
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What's up all my home keys and 5Gs? I'm
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What's up all my home keys and 5Gs? I'm
Grace Koolage, but some people call me
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Grace Koolage, but some people call me
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Grace Koolage, but some people call me
Grock Coolen Schmidt because you can ask
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Grock Coolen Schmidt because you can ask
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Grock Coolen Schmidt because you can ask
me anything and I love picturing people
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me anything and I love picturing people
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me anything and I love picturing people
naked.
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naked.
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naked.
Judy Dench
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Judy Dench
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Judy Dench
and this is Tech where I tell CPU all
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and this is Tech where I tell CPU all
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and this is Tech where I tell CPU all
about the biggest stories in tech. Let's
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about the biggest stories in tech. Let's
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about the biggest stories in tech. Let's
start with a story about the spine,
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start with a story about the spine,
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start with a story about the spine,
which is the HDMI cord that goes from
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which is the HDMI cord that goes from
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which is the HDMI cord that goes from
your mainframe to your printer. Trust
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your mainframe to your printer. Trust
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your mainframe to your printer. Trust
me, this thing never runs out of ink.
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me, this thing never runs out of ink.
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me, this thing never runs out of ink.
But turns out tech is warping our necks,
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But turns out tech is warping our necks,
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But turns out tech is warping our necks,
our backs, our shoulders, and our traps.
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our backs, our shoulders, and our traps.
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our backs, our shoulders, and our traps.
>> Increased smartphone use can lead to
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>> Increased smartphone use can lead to
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>> Increased smartphone use can lead to
what's being called tech neck. It's when
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what's being called tech neck. It's when
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what's being called tech neck. It's when
you lower your head just so while
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you lower your head just so while
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you lower your head just so while
scrolling so that little lines form on
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scrolling so that little lines form on
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scrolling so that little lines form on
your neck. 60% report spending at least
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your neck. 60% report spending at least
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your neck. 60% report spending at least
five hours a day looking at their
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five hours a day looking at their
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five hours a day looking at their
screens, which causes pain, stiffness,
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screens, which causes pain, stiffness,
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screens, which causes pain, stiffness,
headaches.
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headaches.
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headaches.
>> Okay, if tech neck is a thing, then call
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>> Okay, if tech neck is a thing, then call
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>> Okay, if tech neck is a thing, then call
me the throat goat.
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me the throat goat.
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me the throat goat.
I love it. Now when I breathe, I sound
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I love it. Now when I breathe, I sound
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I love it. Now when I breathe, I sound
LIKE A PUG. IT'S SO COOL.
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LIKE A PUG. IT'S SO COOL.
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LIKE A PUG. IT'S SO COOL.
Not to mention, Tech is a badge of
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Not to mention, Tech is a badge of
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Not to mention, Tech is a badge of
honor, like a boxer's cauliflower ear or
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honor, like a boxer's cauliflower ear or
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honor, like a boxer's cauliflower ear or
a Twink's blown out back.
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a Twink's blown out back.
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a Twink's blown out back.
It shows you've put in the work. And for
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It shows you've put in the work. And for
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It shows you've put in the work. And for
all we know, this is the next stage of
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all we know, this is the next stage of
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all we know, this is the next stage of
evolution. First, man evolved to walk
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evolution. First, man evolved to walk
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evolution. First, man evolved to walk
upright. Now, we've evolved to walk
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upright. Now, we've evolved to walk
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upright. Now, we've evolved to walk
around hunched over re-watching that
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around hunched over re-watching that
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around hunched over re-watching that
video of Lenny Kravitz splitting his
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video of Lenny Kravitz splitting his
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video of Lenny Kravitz splitting his
pants.
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pants.
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pants.
But if for some weird reason you don't
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But if for some weird reason you don't
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But if for some weird reason you don't
love your hot ass hump, there's a simple
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love your hot ass hump, there's a simple
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love your hot ass hump, there's a simple
cure. Could the solution to all of our
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cure. Could the solution to all of our
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cure. Could the solution to all of our
tech neck woes be as simple as getting
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tech neck woes be as simple as getting
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tech neck woes be as simple as getting
some tummy time? That classic technique
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some tummy time? That classic technique
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some tummy time? That classic technique
the babies use to strengthen their own
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the babies use to strengthen their own
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the babies use to strengthen their own
necks and backs is now catching on with
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necks and backs is now catching on with
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necks and backs is now catching on with
adults.
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adults.
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adults.
>> Not appropriate to do like at the
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>> Not appropriate to do like at the
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>> Not appropriate to do like at the
office, but you can work this in at
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office, but you can work this in at
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office, but you can work this in at
home, guys.
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home, guys.
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home, guys.
>> Oh, come on. I can't do it at work. My
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>> Oh, come on. I can't do it at work. My
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>> Oh, come on. I can't do it at work. My
co-workers love when I act like a baby.
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co-workers love when I act like a baby.
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co-workers love when I act like a baby.
Hey, Ronnie.
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>> See, he loves it.
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>> See, he loves it.
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>> See, he loves it.
I have to admit when I first heard the
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I have to admit when I first heard the
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I have to admit when I first heard the
cure for tech neck is tummy time I was
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cure for tech neck is tummy time I was
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cure for tech neck is tummy time I was
like hang on I'm saving that for my
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like hang on I'm saving that for my
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like hang on I'm saving that for my
wedding night.
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I'm kidding. I haven't been a virgin for
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I'm kidding. I haven't been a virgin for
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I'm kidding. I haven't been a virgin for
weeks.
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weeks.
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weeks.
Technology might be ruining our bodies,
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Technology might be ruining our bodies,
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Technology might be ruining our bodies,
but don't worry. Robot bodies are
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but don't worry. Robot bodies are
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but don't worry. Robot bodies are
stronger than ever. In China this week,
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stronger than ever. In China this week,
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stronger than ever. In China this week,
dozens of humanoid robots will be racing
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dozens of humanoid robots will be racing
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dozens of humanoid robots will be racing
against humans in a half marathon. It's
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against humans in a half marathon. It's
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against humans in a half marathon. It's
going to feature more than a 100 robots,
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going to feature more than a 100 robots,
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going to feature more than a 100 robots,
some fully autonomous, others remote
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some fully autonomous, others remote
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some fully autonomous, others remote
controlled. Last year, a human took home
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controlled. Last year, a human took home
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controlled. Last year, a human took home
first place. This year, the teams are
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first place. This year, the teams are
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first place. This year, the teams are
pushing the technology to see if the
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pushing the technology to see if the
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pushing the technology to see if the
robots are going to take us all out.
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robots are going to take us all out.
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robots are going to take us all out.
Wow, they invented a Kenyon robot.
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Wow, they invented a Kenyon robot.
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Wow, they invented a Kenyon robot.
This is a huge, huge help for sanitation
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This is a huge, huge help for sanitation
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This is a huge, huge help for sanitation
workers because robot marathoners can't
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workers because robot marathoners can't
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workers because robot marathoners can't
their pants yet. Trust me when I
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their pants yet. Trust me when I
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their pants yet. Trust me when I
say there's absolutely no downside to
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say there's absolutely no downside to
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say there's absolutely no downside to
teaching robots how to chase us down.
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teaching robots how to chase us down.
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teaching robots how to chase us down.
Think how early I'll be to everything if
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Think how early I'll be to everything if
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Think how early I'll be to everything if
I'm running for my life. Plus, this is
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I'm running for my life. Plus, this is
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I'm running for my life. Plus, this is
so awesome. As a lady who loves playing
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so awesome. As a lady who loves playing
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so awesome. As a lady who loves playing
tag, but doesn't have any children. I'm
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tag, but doesn't have any children. I'm
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tag, but doesn't have any children. I'm
so sick of going to the playground and
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so sick of going to the playground and
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so sick of going to the playground and
asking little boys if they want to be
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asking little boys if they want to be
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asking little boys if they want to be
it.
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it.
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it.
I get it, moms. You don't want me
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I get it, moms. You don't want me
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I get it, moms. You don't want me
talking to your kids because they're
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talking to your kids because they're
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talking to your kids because they're
slow as.
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slow as.
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slow as.
But jocks aren't the only ones getting
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But jocks aren't the only ones getting
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But jocks aren't the only ones getting
digital. Nerds are too, including the
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digital. Nerds are too, including the
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digital. Nerds are too, including the
king nerd himself.
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king nerd himself.
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king nerd himself.
>> Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly
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>> Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly
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>> Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly
training an AI clone with his image and
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training an AI clone with his image and
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training an AI clone with his image and
voice along with his mannerisms, tone,
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voice along with his mannerisms, tone,
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voice along with his mannerisms, tone,
and public statements. Meta may start
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and public statements. Meta may start
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and public statements. Meta may start
allowing creators to make their own
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allowing creators to make their own
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allowing creators to make their own
avatars if the Zuckerberg experiment
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avatars if the Zuckerberg experiment
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avatars if the Zuckerberg experiment
goes well.
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goes well.
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goes well.
>> UNFREAKINGBELIEVABLE.
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>> UNFREAKINGBELIEVABLE.
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>> UNFREAKINGBELIEVABLE.
After decades of technological
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After decades of technological
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After decades of technological
advancements, we finally invented a way
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advancements, we finally invented a way
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advancements, we finally invented a way
to make Mark Zuckerberg seem lifelike.
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to make Mark Zuckerberg seem lifelike.
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to make Mark Zuckerberg seem lifelike.
And it captures all of his signature
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And it captures all of his signature
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And it captures all of his signature
facial expressions like angry, happy,
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facial expressions like angry, happy,
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facial expressions like angry, happy,
scared,
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scared,
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scared,
and of COURSE SUNSCREEN.
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I WAS lucky enough to get a sneak peek
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I WAS lucky enough to get a sneak peek
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I WAS lucky enough to get a sneak peek
at AI Zuck and it did not disappoint. In
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at AI Zuck and it did not disappoint. In
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at AI Zuck and it did not disappoint. In
our short conversation, I learned so
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our short conversation, I learned so
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our short conversation, I learned so
much. Mainly that men aren't for me.
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much. Mainly that men aren't for me.
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much. Mainly that men aren't for me.
But unfortunately, when Daddy Zuck opens
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But unfortunately, when Daddy Zuck opens
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But unfortunately, when Daddy Zuck opens
an AI door, he closes an AI window
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an AI door, he closes an AI window
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an AI door, he closes an AI window
because he just announced they're
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because he just announced they're
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because he just announced they're
shutting down a huge part of the
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shutting down a huge part of the
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shutting down a huge part of the
metaverse. Sorry, I'm getting a little
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metaverse. Sorry, I'm getting a little
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metaverse. Sorry, I'm getting a little
emotional.
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emotional.
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emotional.
I'm going to miss the metaverse. There's
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I'm going to miss the metaverse. There's
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I'm going to miss the metaverse. There's
so much to do in there. Like this.
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>> Wow, this is so cool.
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>> Wow, this is so cool.
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>> Wow, this is so cool.
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