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What's up all my home keys and 5Gs? I'm

What's up all my home keys and 5Gs? I'm

What's up all my home keys and 5Gs? I'm Grace Koolage, but some people call me

Grace Koolage, but some people call me

Grace Koolage, but some people call me Grock Coolen Schmidt because you can ask

Grock Coolen Schmidt because you can ask

Grock Coolen Schmidt because you can ask me anything and I love picturing people

me anything and I love picturing people

me anything and I love picturing people naked.

naked.

naked. Judy Dench

Judy Dench

Judy Dench and this is Tech where I tell CPU all

and this is Tech where I tell CPU all

and this is Tech where I tell CPU all about the biggest stories in tech. Let's

about the biggest stories in tech. Let's

about the biggest stories in tech. Let's start with a story about the spine,

start with a story about the spine,

start with a story about the spine, which is the HDMI cord that goes from

which is the HDMI cord that goes from

which is the HDMI cord that goes from your mainframe to your printer. Trust

your mainframe to your printer. Trust

your mainframe to your printer. Trust me, this thing never runs out of ink.

me, this thing never runs out of ink.

me, this thing never runs out of ink. But turns out tech is warping our necks,

But turns out tech is warping our necks,

But turns out tech is warping our necks, our backs, our shoulders, and our traps.

our backs, our shoulders, and our traps.

our backs, our shoulders, and our traps. >> Increased smartphone use can lead to

>> Increased smartphone use can lead to

>> Increased smartphone use can lead to what's being called tech neck. It's when

what's being called tech neck. It's when

what's being called tech neck. It's when you lower your head just so while

you lower your head just so while

you lower your head just so while scrolling so that little lines form on

scrolling so that little lines form on

scrolling so that little lines form on your neck. 60% report spending at least

your neck. 60% report spending at least

your neck. 60% report spending at least five hours a day looking at their

five hours a day looking at their

five hours a day looking at their screens, which causes pain, stiffness,

screens, which causes pain, stiffness,

screens, which causes pain, stiffness, headaches.

headaches.

headaches. >> Okay, if tech neck is a thing, then call

>> Okay, if tech neck is a thing, then call

>> Okay, if tech neck is a thing, then call me the throat goat.

me the throat goat.

me the throat goat. I love it. Now when I breathe, I sound

I love it. Now when I breathe, I sound

I love it. Now when I breathe, I sound LIKE A PUG. IT'S SO COOL.

LIKE A PUG. IT'S SO COOL.

LIKE A PUG. IT'S SO COOL. Not to mention, Tech is a badge of

Not to mention, Tech is a badge of

Not to mention, Tech is a badge of honor, like a boxer's cauliflower ear or

honor, like a boxer's cauliflower ear or

honor, like a boxer's cauliflower ear or a Twink's blown out back.

a Twink's blown out back.

a Twink's blown out back. It shows you've put in the work. And for

It shows you've put in the work. And for

It shows you've put in the work. And for all we know, this is the next stage of

all we know, this is the next stage of

all we know, this is the next stage of evolution. First, man evolved to walk

evolution. First, man evolved to walk

evolution. First, man evolved to walk upright. Now, we've evolved to walk

upright. Now, we've evolved to walk

upright. Now, we've evolved to walk around hunched over re-watching that

around hunched over re-watching that

around hunched over re-watching that video of Lenny Kravitz splitting his

video of Lenny Kravitz splitting his

video of Lenny Kravitz splitting his pants.

pants.

pants. But if for some weird reason you don't

But if for some weird reason you don't

But if for some weird reason you don't love your hot ass hump, there's a simple

love your hot ass hump, there's a simple

love your hot ass hump, there's a simple cure. Could the solution to all of our

cure. Could the solution to all of our

cure. Could the solution to all of our tech neck woes be as simple as getting

tech neck woes be as simple as getting

tech neck woes be as simple as getting some tummy time? That classic technique

some tummy time? That classic technique

some tummy time? That classic technique the babies use to strengthen their own

the babies use to strengthen their own

the babies use to strengthen their own necks and backs is now catching on with

necks and backs is now catching on with

necks and backs is now catching on with adults.

adults.

adults. >> Not appropriate to do like at the

>> Not appropriate to do like at the

>> Not appropriate to do like at the office, but you can work this in at

office, but you can work this in at

office, but you can work this in at home, guys.

home, guys.

home, guys. >> Oh, come on. I can't do it at work. My

>> Oh, come on. I can't do it at work. My

>> Oh, come on. I can't do it at work. My co-workers love when I act like a baby.

co-workers love when I act like a baby.

co-workers love when I act like a baby. Hey, Ronnie.

>> See, he loves it.

>> See, he loves it.

>> See, he loves it. I have to admit when I first heard the

I have to admit when I first heard the

I have to admit when I first heard the cure for tech neck is tummy time I was

cure for tech neck is tummy time I was

cure for tech neck is tummy time I was like hang on I'm saving that for my

like hang on I'm saving that for my

like hang on I'm saving that for my wedding night.

I'm kidding. I haven't been a virgin for

I'm kidding. I haven't been a virgin for

I'm kidding. I haven't been a virgin for weeks.

weeks.

weeks. Technology might be ruining our bodies,

Technology might be ruining our bodies,

Technology might be ruining our bodies, but don't worry. Robot bodies are

but don't worry. Robot bodies are

but don't worry. Robot bodies are stronger than ever. In China this week,

stronger than ever. In China this week,

stronger than ever. In China this week, dozens of humanoid robots will be racing

dozens of humanoid robots will be racing

dozens of humanoid robots will be racing against humans in a half marathon. It's

against humans in a half marathon. It's

against humans in a half marathon. It's going to feature more than a 100 robots,

going to feature more than a 100 robots,

going to feature more than a 100 robots, some fully autonomous, others remote

some fully autonomous, others remote

some fully autonomous, others remote controlled. Last year, a human took home

controlled. Last year, a human took home

controlled. Last year, a human took home first place. This year, the teams are

first place. This year, the teams are

first place. This year, the teams are pushing the technology to see if the

pushing the technology to see if the

pushing the technology to see if the robots are going to take us all out.

robots are going to take us all out.

robots are going to take us all out. Wow, they invented a Kenyon robot.

Wow, they invented a Kenyon robot.

Wow, they invented a Kenyon robot. This is a huge, huge help for sanitation

This is a huge, huge help for sanitation

This is a huge, huge help for sanitation workers because robot marathoners can't

workers because robot marathoners can't

workers because robot marathoners can't their pants yet. Trust me when I

their pants yet. Trust me when I

their pants yet. Trust me when I say there's absolutely no downside to

say there's absolutely no downside to

say there's absolutely no downside to teaching robots how to chase us down.

teaching robots how to chase us down.

teaching robots how to chase us down. Think how early I'll be to everything if

Think how early I'll be to everything if

Think how early I'll be to everything if I'm running for my life. Plus, this is

I'm running for my life. Plus, this is

I'm running for my life. Plus, this is so awesome. As a lady who loves playing

so awesome. As a lady who loves playing

so awesome. As a lady who loves playing tag, but doesn't have any children. I'm

tag, but doesn't have any children. I'm

tag, but doesn't have any children. I'm so sick of going to the playground and

so sick of going to the playground and

so sick of going to the playground and asking little boys if they want to be

asking little boys if they want to be

asking little boys if they want to be it.

it.

it. I get it, moms. You don't want me

I get it, moms. You don't want me

I get it, moms. You don't want me talking to your kids because they're

talking to your kids because they're

talking to your kids because they're slow as.

slow as.

slow as. But jocks aren't the only ones getting

But jocks aren't the only ones getting

But jocks aren't the only ones getting digital. Nerds are too, including the

digital. Nerds are too, including the

digital. Nerds are too, including the king nerd himself.

king nerd himself.

king nerd himself. >> Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly

>> Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly

>> Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is reportedly training an AI clone with his image and

training an AI clone with his image and

training an AI clone with his image and voice along with his mannerisms, tone,

voice along with his mannerisms, tone,

voice along with his mannerisms, tone, and public statements. Meta may start

and public statements. Meta may start

and public statements. Meta may start allowing creators to make their own

allowing creators to make their own

allowing creators to make their own avatars if the Zuckerberg experiment

avatars if the Zuckerberg experiment

avatars if the Zuckerberg experiment goes well.

goes well.

goes well. >> UNFREAKINGBELIEVABLE.

>> UNFREAKINGBELIEVABLE.

>> UNFREAKINGBELIEVABLE. After decades of technological

After decades of technological

After decades of technological advancements, we finally invented a way

advancements, we finally invented a way

advancements, we finally invented a way to make Mark Zuckerberg seem lifelike.

to make Mark Zuckerberg seem lifelike.

to make Mark Zuckerberg seem lifelike. And it captures all of his signature

And it captures all of his signature

And it captures all of his signature facial expressions like angry, happy,

facial expressions like angry, happy,

facial expressions like angry, happy, scared,

scared,

scared, and of COURSE SUNSCREEN.

I WAS lucky enough to get a sneak peek

I WAS lucky enough to get a sneak peek

I WAS lucky enough to get a sneak peek at AI Zuck and it did not disappoint. In

at AI Zuck and it did not disappoint. In

at AI Zuck and it did not disappoint. In our short conversation, I learned so

our short conversation, I learned so

our short conversation, I learned so much. Mainly that men aren't for me.

much. Mainly that men aren't for me.

much. Mainly that men aren't for me. But unfortunately, when Daddy Zuck opens

But unfortunately, when Daddy Zuck opens

But unfortunately, when Daddy Zuck opens an AI door, he closes an AI window

an AI door, he closes an AI window

an AI door, he closes an AI window because he just announced they're

because he just announced they're

because he just announced they're shutting down a huge part of the

shutting down a huge part of the

shutting down a huge part of the metaverse. Sorry, I'm getting a little

metaverse. Sorry, I'm getting a little

metaverse. Sorry, I'm getting a little emotional.

emotional.

emotional. I'm going to miss the metaverse. There's

I'm going to miss the metaverse. There's

I'm going to miss the metaverse. There's so much to do in there. Like this.

>> Wow, this is so cool.

>> Wow, this is so cool.

>> Wow, this is so cool. Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Anyone want to do tummy time? Well,

Anyone want to do tummy time? Well,

Anyone want to do tummy time? Well, that's all for this edition of Tech

that's all for this edition of Tech

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