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hey Tyler

uh could you flip the fuse box again

the lights are gonna flip on in a few minutes just uh don't worry about it

uh what are you getting

so dressed up for oh

uh meeting kristen's parents for dinner tonight

you're her parents

yeah so what do you think tucked or untucked

i'm seeing a little more casual

right you know

or do you think a tie

i think tucked and no tie okay

so you guys are getting pretty serious now

yeah say so

so what you disapprove

no not at all she's just wild i guess you could say she hangs out with some of shady people too like last time i ran into her she was with this huge chick

that had this neck tattoo and i think the chick was like probably 40 years old or something and looks like she just got out of jail tank you know

she's actually a pretty nice chick once you get to know her but she did get caught up doing a ponzi scheme

a ponzi scheme

she does not seem like the type to pull a ponzi scheme turns out she wasn't good at it either

but she did serve her time and do you know she collects spoons like

whoa

so what do you think wine or chocolate

huh

for mr and Mrs Scott or how about wine and flowers in case

they're vegan or something like that

hmm i think wine

and peanuts they're in season right now

so you can just go down to the garden and cut them and i have a few satin ribbons you could use to tie them at the base i think that'll kind of be special alright

that sounds good and wine bottle of merlot everyone likes merlot right

a white wine it's summer still maybe something like a reisling

just gonna be good for dessert

i think or something along those lines

hmm you know an awful lot about wine from just being 18

and you can Vic me by flipping that fuse box now

just open a window or the blinds come on

the sun is shining get outside a little bit more so what do you think

Tyler the lights are still off

i need my reading lamp

please please don't make me go down that basement again

it's so creepy down there and dark

you know ever since you heard grandpa talk about that Indian burial ground you've been acting a little weird

it feels creepy when i go down there

the hairs on the back of my neck stand up

you're not a little girl anymore gotta act your own age

it's late i gotta get going

wish me luck

good luck

later

alligator after a while crocodile

you're not a little girl anymore you have to start acting your age

meow

um

Tyler

Tyler what are you doing here

i thought you left already

Tyler

Tyler

Tyler

Tyler

Tyler

Kristen

Kristen

okay so here's a map of the museum we have three entry points right here

look it Kristen

i don't want to be a part of this

you are such a pussy

i knew you were gonna back out

this is really not you you're smart

you're talented what about your music

traveling around and playing in stupid shitty clubs is not gonna look cute in ten years

no one is gonna care what you look like once they hear your voice

are you kidding me

oh my god

my my agent had me lie and say that i was twenty years old

in interviews

i'm thirty one

there's a small hourglass of opportunity for women in music and and i don't have to struggle anymore so what do you want to do play cops and robbers

your whole life

don't be stupid this is the last job and then we get to live however

we want what what about this house i grew up in this house and it's bought and paid for what it's not exotic enough for you you need a house like in the mountains or right on the beach you've been laid off

since World War three

you can't even afford to pay the property taxes the government's gonna be owning this house by the next year and then where will we be

and there's got to be another way

this is the last job we'll have more than

enough money okay because we're only gonna be splitting it three ways we can live and live somewhere where it's not radioactive

the outback imagine how you could write for fun for passion and not just for work

and bring your sister i know

that's who you're thinking about you know i hear the ocean is still safe enough to swim in she'll never be able to move are you kidding me

i mean you you could buy her a place i mean preferably a place of her own cause to be perfectly honest i'm getting sick of seeing her around all the time

you'd be her hero i mean you could buy her the house of her dreams and it's not like you wouldn't have

all right i'm in let's do this

so here

are the three entrances the guard is on the east entrance and we have tank she's gonna go in and take care of him what do you mean take care of him

you mean like kill him of course

not don't be stupid i mean we need him to tell us the password for the case

Tyler

no

Tyler

Tyler

what the heck

just happened

if you're hearing this message hang up and text me like a normal person Tyler i just had the trip is dream i don't even know if it could have been real for all i know

but i'm freaking out i know you're at dinner with Kristen with

her parents

but i just need you to come home soon

please please come home

it's an emergency

Tyler Tyler

okay

Elena what i've only been sleeping for four hours what's going on

what

if i told you that i knew that somebody was going to make a horrific mistake

well how do i keep that mistake from happening

you can't change the future but what if i can change the future by changing the present

you're not gonna let me sleep are you

i think the best way to tell you is to show you come on

let's go what come on

come with me follow me let's go

look if this is about Christian you're just gonna have to realize we're starting to get serious it's like you're always gonna be my

do you see that candle over there

yeah that's where your mom keeps her candles

okay Paul

follow me

Lena you could be so weird sometimes

Kevin

a cabinet it's not just any cabinet it's a portal into the future

no that looks like a cabinet

look Elena i'm really trying to keep it cool with you but your imagination is just the power that's what it was

what

okay now watch

i i don't know i don't know what's going on

i can't handle this i have to get back to sleep i have two more hours before i have to get up for work and turn the power back on

come on

why aren't you working

the portal

so tonight's the night are you ready

no i can't do this i'm out

what the fuck

do we need this pussy

for he's fucking dead weight

we need a fourth what if tank can't hold down the exit

oh a fourth you knew she was coming the whole time

my daddy owns independent aviation he owns a helicopter what do you bring to the table

exactly nothing that's why i'm out

is he a narc

he's not a narc he's my husband and he's not a pussy i mean do you remember our last job

you said we needed a fourth

didn't you

listen here baby face

everything goes smoothly

we meet here if everything goes wrong

we meet at my daddy's helicopter you got

that don't go Tyler

don't go please don't go

okay let me get this straight we have ten minutes we adhere to the plan and no one gets killed

darling the gun isn't even loaded okay

i just need you to carry it in case you know he tries to be a hero it's totally loaded

wait wait wait

no no

no you said it was just gonna be a simple plan and now all of a sudden there's a gun involved something that's designed to kill people and what if we get caught with the gun

then it's armed robbery do you know what the sentence is for that

do you think that we're gonna ask nicely

and he's gonna just give it to us

Jesus Christ

honey you can do this

you're gonna be more intimidating than us especially as a man couldn't even intimidate a fly

how about i be the lookout and tank holds the gun

the gun

i'm not gonna give you the gun

i need to stick it to the gun i don't fucking trust it

give it to me we talked about this

just take it and dig the barrel into his skin and you can pull the hammer back if just showing him

the gun doesn't work the guard's name is Anthony

he makes 13 dollars an hour he's not gonna be a hero

once we see him just act confident and let me do all the talking okay

i'll take him to the case i'll get the jewels the gold bars everything in the east wing and that should be more than enough for us to split i want the relics from the pyramid too no

okay

we'll get all the ship from the east wing ten minutes max and then we get out of there okay

if you won't do it for me do it for Elena

i'm ready

Tyler don't do it Tyler

Tyler

the portal it's open all

right

what if your features in danger come on what

no come on stop all right

i'm not playing games with you you need to get outside get a hobby get some friends what are you doing i

told you you have to start acting your age

you can change the future by changing the present

oh my god

Kristen

you know we've been together for a long time and i've cherished every moment with you i love you to death and i was wondering if you would maybe make me the happiest man in the world

by marrying

me

Lena

what are you wearing

you need to take a photo of me

first off put on some clothes and second off you're the selfie queen what do you need my help

for it has to look

professional and not too stuffy um i'm thinking in here i want the chandelier in the background

so people will take it to my house

oh my god

yes take it here

maybe you could do one where you're showing less titties or something

why does this need to look like it's your house

because guys like an independent woman who has a house and a job and is successful

so this

is what i'm doing what guys

well i made a profile on looking for lovers

what that's a hookup site

hookup site dating site

it's all the same thing no absolutely

not you are not going on that site

but you were the one who told me

i had to get a life and i thought about it and you're right

it's not the way to go it's a hook up site those things are just

gross i need to update my face page more like my friends they go out hiking dancing on dates to the movies i think i need to find someone to do that with not like this who are you to tell me how to find someone

you found Kristen at a strip club she wasn't a stripper

she was a bartender plus she's not gonna be doing that forever

there's a big difference between being a stripper and a bartender at a strip club

right

there's gotta be not the same well

i just tend to go out on one date with one guy Lisa always tells me that whenever she's in a relationship

guys tend to walk to her because she's more desirable

what are you talking about your mom and my dad would freak

if they found out that you're on a hookup site this guy's a trash on there anyway

that's not what you want

okay but you'd feel the same way if i was on a regular traditional dating site right

maybe i would but going on some freaking hookup site is not the way to go you need to find someone the old traditional way like finding someone at work at the gym

a coffee shop

the strip club

so what i met her at the strip club

who cares shit

Elena i was there for a bachelor party okay

and i fell in love and guess what she loves me too

take the picture

well i guess i don't have to go on a hookup site

maybe like

i could take a picture with you i mean your face wouldn't be showing in it it would just be like the lower half of your body so it looked like i was dating somebody just for my face page i guess

i don't know if you're okay with that or not

i don't know sounds crazy i don't know you know don't worry about it here just right it's fine it's fine i'm the selfie queen so i got it look

it's crazy but i'll do it really okay

awesome i guess lay back and i'll lay on your chest or something like that i don't know or maybe put your arm around me i don't want to show my face maybe lay down with the head on the chest thing

this is fucking weird

oh jeez

like this

no from up from up

i'll do it

i'll do it just it's kind of you know it's kind of lame cause you can't tell that you're a boy with your shirt on a blue shirt doesn't represent a boy with pink lines on it fine

no shirt is what you're saying

if you don't mind

ah

hey

okay

say my face is not it's not going to flex a little bit what i'm trying

either name my tattoo everyone's gonna know that you're curled up next to your fucking brother

that was cute i mean

it's not it's just your nipple now i don't know it's just what do you think i want you to like a candid one kind of like we are like rolling around in

bed right around and then like if i'm by your chin just look right here

this is like a music video or something like the way you're wearing it

like we're kissing or whatever and then and then i just snapped a photo and then oop your face kinda got cropped out

but like so

it's fun and flirty

why just put like the outline of my penis next to your fucking face and then people get the impression it's a guy no

i was being sarcastic just move your face a little bit there i have a pimple right here how about this side

no because then that's the closest to me i don't know

we'll do like Jim the jawline things you you cut it off pretend we're kissing or something

stay still

maybe you could just give me a light back not tell me anything just

for the picture yeah

for the picture they'll be really cute

baby

did you get it

mm hmm

your face wasn't in it

oh i need to take a picture with my head resting on your lap

okay

i want to take a picture next to with my head by your boxers

but i'm not wearing any boxes

okay well

can you kind of show me your

pants a little so i can take a picture next to your v thing it's gonna look so good

you sure

like that

yes that's fine thank you

yeah

whoa

where'd you get that

that's super pretty

it's for Kristen i want to try it on

oh the perfect fit

OK

um this is i need you to show more skin Tyler what you need to show more skin

how do you show more skin

shimmer your pants down a little bit more what

oh yes you do it for like

okay i'm thinking

kind of like you have really nice

hip bones too

OK

that's good for now

and i'll be pretending to sleep right here

can you put your hand on my head

um

like you're playing with my hair or something sweet

like that

it feels like this

uh

Elena Elena what are you doing

it's okay just let it happen don't tell anyone

don't be late

i bet Kristen wouldn't do this for you

no one could love you as much as your suspect

and you know that's true

so

oh

god

i want you to mount me what

really

okay how do you

what do you want

i'm gonna lay down and you get on top of me

yeah

mm

huh

she sure is that all right

is my vagina beautiful

i

want you to put a finger in and tell me i'm tighter than Christian oh my god

oh my god you are

ha

oh my god

oh

hmm

嗯嗯

look at me

you sure

yeah yeah

Tyler uh

oh oh oh

oh

ah

嗯

uh huh

oh

oh my oh

i'm

so good that's so good

that's so

oh my

oh are you going

oh yeah

oh

oh oh oh oh

ah

my sister

so i'm like so hot

what are you doing

sweetie

oh my god um

oh

there's something that's easy

oh oh

ha ha

ah ah ah

keep going keep going

i wanna go i can't just say that here we go

oh wait it's coming

it's coming it's coming it's coming

oh oh oh oh oh

ah

um uh

oh my god

what are you doing see

oh my god

oh oh

oh my god

哎呀

oh

just about me about me

ah ah ah

oh

you feel so good

oh so much hotter

so sexy how does my pussy feel compared to yours

oh my god it's so good

oh ah ah

oh

Tyler

ah ah

oh

i'm gonna get into what i want you to lean up oh no

i want my knees yeah

oh

uh

hmm

oh my god

i just hate that sweet

oh

my god oh my god

oh so good so good so good

hmm

sweet

oh

god oh god

so good

so strong

oh

ah

oh ah

god

ah ah ah ah

oh my god

i just found me a sugar

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah

hmm

three

hmm

the gravity

you like that ring huh

i break up

almost the wrong home

so we're really getting acquainted

uh

oh oh oh

fall asleep

oh are you pulsing

fuck

you wanna go inside of me god

you

wanna come inside of me

let me help you

no way you're gonna throw me out

i have a feeling that explode inside of me

oh there you go it's coming

oh

god release

let me come for you

oh

my god sis

i want to come for you

oh my god

oh my god

啊

oh

ah are you contracted

oh oh oh

oh

so

so much inside of me

oh

oh you taste just how i dream you are

ah

what do we hear now

i just lay here with your come inside of me

oh my god

ah

i'm sure you came more with me than with Kristen

amazing

what the portal

come on what the portal

let's go

come on

what are you talking about

let's go

Lana can we just go in back in the bedroom and maybe take a shower or something together

come on what

what are we doing

every time the lights

flicker

the portal's open

what

look

i told you

what is this

harry

what are you doing

watch watch it's okay

see

i don't get it what is this

it's a portal

something to the future

going in there

yeah

i've gotten in there before

where do you go

watch

what

yeah

what yeah

mom's candle cabinet

wow

hey you yeah

that's too true

anything

i'm great

i'm doing great

i think we're in love yeah

is that mine

hmm hmm

maybe you and i were meant to be like it was fate and Kristen didn't really work out

well

you do look happy

oh

happy anniversary

do you ever wish that you didn't walk through the portal with me

no

do you think

they're watching us tonight

so what do you think

if i like wore a gold chain or something you know

for kristen's parents

wine or chocolate and yeah

everyone likes merlot right

unless they're vegans no wait then wine is okay yeah

wait is wine okay with vegans

elena's brushing her teeth

Tyler

is where is he

oh

oh okay

so now she's she's so good

he'd just be like what

if i told you that i knew that somebody was going to make a horrific mistake i said horrific

horrific

i say horrific

it's a good double play on words it's a good double on sun

i made a profile on looking for lovers

what is that like a pedophile website

hook up oh

Jesus Christ sorry

hook up site dating site

hook up site dating site

it's all one and the same thing i was right in the fucking camera

bartender at a strip club

right

there's gotta

be not the same i think that's the same

come on

come here bring your

yeah

i'll give it to you