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Ghost Sweeper Mikami

Nagai kami nabikasete

Nayamashige na body

Kono machi wo high heel de tobimawareba

Big money coming, yeah!

Matenrou no ashimoto

Jidai sakugo no wana

Chimayotta abunai yatsura nara

Gokuraku e ikase chauwa

Daitan na watashi no waza no naka doredemo

Suki na no wo ageru

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

Ikiba no nai anata dakara

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

Watashi ga ima mitsuke dashite

Ghost Sweeper

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Kanegura Bank Trust Your Bonus With Kanegura Are you ready for this, Sabu? If we rob this place we'll be rich!

Are you ready for this, Sabu? If we rob this place we'll be rich!

Y..Yeah, Big Bro!

I'm... I'm nervous.

Here we go!

Big Bro!

About two weeks have passed since the accident!

Armed Robbers Have No Tomorrow!

Kanegura Bank

Ever since then, our bank branch has been possessed by ghosts.

Many of our customers have experienced very scary things.

Getting rich, eh?

We have a grudge...

That cat!

There's another cat here too!

I know they should be showing up right about now...

We have a grudge...

Give us some money, damn it!

Getting killed after robbing the bank is one thing,

but getting killed before even going in the bank is just not going to cut it with me!

At this rate, they're going to interfere with our business.

Now I understand your situation.

But actually, it would be nice if the compensation were at least

[About $96,000.] about ten million yen.

[About $96,000.]

[Around $9,600.] But unfortunately one million yen is all we can afford to pay you, so...

But unfortunately one million yen is all we can afford to pay you, so...

It's a bank business we 're talking about here!

They have more money than they can count He's so stingy!

She must think we have more mane y than we can count just because we 're a bank.

What a rip off!

Please let us manage your money, Mr. Yokoshima!

I don't care how much it is.

Please, Mr. Yokoshima!

Pretty please!

Oh, my belo ved bank tellers in uniform ..

I have a soft spat for girls in uniform!

All right, why don't I trust all my money with you then?

Oh my god! Mr. Yokoshima, you're so wonderful!

What happened to the document the main office contacted us about yesterday?

Oh, about that? The manager took care of it earlier.

What happened to the transfer from the South Dakota branch?

I've already sent it to the Oshamanbe branch.

After all, money is everything.

I knew that already.

I hate money!

Excuse me, sir.

You have a phone call from the police department about tomorrow's anti-robbery drill.

Tell him I'll call him back later.

Yes, sir.

Anti-robbery drill?

Yeah, it's like a simulation drill, assuming that we're being robbed.

That sounds interesting.

Something just came to my mind...

Huh?

Stop being stupid. Let's get out of here.

Oh, so the negotiation is done?

Son of.

Give me the money! Damn it! Don't you ignore me! Hey, look over here!

Big Bro, I've started to think this is meaningless.

Hey, you two!

You're gonna give us money?

C..Cat!

You couldn't come inside because of this, could you? I knew it.

Come on, follow me.

Why do we have to follow you?

Because you're going to rob the bank with me.

What? You're going to rob a bank with the ghosts?

H..Hello there!

Nice to meet you.

But, Miss Mikami, what led to this decision?

Well, it's a long story, but they'll be able to go to the afterlife after robbing the bank,

which is something they've always wanted to do.

Yes.

Besides, it sounds like a fun plan, doesn't it?

Fun plan? But what are you going to do if you fail?

I hate men!

No, I can't stand a life where I can't see or look or touch or smell any women!

This is just a game.

It's an anti-robbery drill, so it's not a crime.

Oh, it's just a drill?

But...

But?

But I want you to know this is serious!

The Ghost Sweeper will get to keep all the money she steals.

In other words, we don't have to pay her anything

as long as we stop her from robbing the bank or catch her on the same day!

This is going to make that woman regret underestimating us.

That's right!

Our absolutely perfect security system!

Our insane security network that pursues them to the end of the universe!

The catch phrase is "Give us your money, you're in Heaven!"

Steal from us, you're in Hell!

You want to rob us? We dare you to try it! We're Kanegura Bank!

We'll show them our underlying strength,

which has never let any bank robber go uncaught ever since we opened!

Finally, the day of the anti-robbery drill has come.

Um, isn't it common sense to rob a bank right before they close?

But they do know that we're coming.

To catch them off guard, we're going to rob them right after they open.

Miss Mikami, don't tell me this gun is real...

It is real.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

I switched the bullets to the special ones.

They won't die even if they get hit, so we'll just act as we planned.

Now, they're open.

Welcome.

Welcome!

Um, excuse me, but...

Four... Three... Um, excuse me, but...

Four... Three...

Four... Three... Yes, how can I help you?

Two... One... Zero! Yes, how can I help you?

Two... One... Zero!

Everyone, put your hands in the air!

Come out from behind the counter!

Don't do anything stupid or I'll shoot!

H..Hurry up and close the shutters!

They're ghosts that I hired for a low, low price, which is 500 yen per hour.

You make more than me then?

They're more useful than you are, Yokoshima!

The safe is open now!

You've got thirty seconds, so do it now!

Okay!

29, 28, 27...

The security company should be contacting the police now.

22, 21...

Are they professionals or what?

No, it's not over just yet.

The success of a bank robbery depends an their getaway process!

Five more seconds!

How much have you got?

[Just Shy Of $2,900,000.] Three bags! About 300 million yen!

[Just Shy Of $2,900,000.]

[Just Shy Of $2,900,000.] All right, let's get out of here.

All right, let's get out of here.

All of you, get down on the floor and close your eyes!

See ya!

We did it! We escaped before the police got there!

We did it, Big Bro!

Sabu!

Hey...

I'm so happy-

Thank you!

Miss Mikami, they really went to the afterlife!

It was quicker that I expected, but oh well, that's okay.

I don't need them anymore anyway.

Now comes the difficult part.

I've heard it's just a drill, but I can feel extreme tension coming from you.

I wanted it to be very realistic.

Excuse me for a moment.

The security force has surrounded the premises.

Good, tell them not to let them get away no matter what.

Yes, sir.

And do not let the police know about this.

Yes, sir.

That Ghost Sweeper... I'll show you!

Stop the car! This is Kanagura Security Force!

They reacted pretty fast. I think they're tougher than we thought.

I won't let you get away.

Oh? They're not bad at all, huh?

M..Miss Mikami, don't you think what we're doing is far from just an anti-robbery drill?!

Stop the car! Stop it!

Oh no! They're going to catch up!

Trying to catch up with Reiko Mikami?

They need a hundred more years of experience before they can do that!

WHAM!

Un..Unbelievable...

It's no big deal!

You can't get away any further!

We, the Kanegura Security Force, won't let you take any money!

Yokoshima, take the wheel.

What?! Why so all of a sudden?!

Hey, what are you doing? Try to drive straight!

It's easy for you to say...

All right...

Under-Paid

Under-Paid Hello there.

Hello there.

Under-Paid

Bye !

Isn't this a crime?!

Why?

Why?! No matter who looks at it, this is...

Those accidents were caused by the under-paid ghosts.

I'm confident that I can even win this case in court.

Y..You're unbelievable...

What? She's got us?

How dare she? Who does she think she is?

Damn, I won't give it to her. There's no way I'll give it to her!

Money is the soul of bankers!

Come on! Please! Trust your money with us, Mr. Policeman!

It doesn't matter how much it is.

I'd like to see other banks take anti-robbery drills as seriously as these guys do!

Indeed, indeed!

Leave your money with us, Mr. Policeman!

You...

So, it's time now? You...

Make arrangements right away.

Yes, sir.

Come on, hurry!

Hey! Just wait! Wait a second!

[Again, just Under $2,900,000.] 300 million yen is heavy, you know! It weights 30 kilograms!

300 million yen is heavy, you know! It weights 30 kilograms!

Please wait up, Miss Mikami!

How far are we going? Come on! Wait for me!

What?

Hurry up and get in! Why are you taking so long?

Miss Mikami, where are we going now?

We flee overseas, of course!

O. .Overseas?!

No matter what happens, we can't afford to get caught today, you know?

We'll flee to some isolated southern island or the jungle.

And we'll hide there.

A southern island or the jungle?

J.../us! two of us?!

What a lucky chance!

Once we take off, I'm going to push him off somewhere.

Here we go!

All right! It's my pleasure to accompany you!

Now that we've come this far, it's obvious who's the winner!

What?!

We're not going to make it!

Owww !

Don't you move! This is as far as you can go.

We're Kanegura Special Unit Five!

Give us your money, you're in Heaven!

Steal from us, you're in Hell!

Wanna rob us?

We dare you to try it!

That's our principle!

I don't really know what's going on, but it looks like we've lost.

You're so cool, the fighting bank teller chicks in uniform!

After we've come this far...

Meanwhile, back at the bank...

What? You've caught them?

Wonderful! Great job, guys!

We did it! We successfully protected the money!

Hooray! Hooray!

I knew we were the ones who would get to laugh at the end!

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

[Around $9,600,000!] Let's see, deposit one billion yen to Miss Mikami's secret Swiss bank account...

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Using the computer is fun!

In the midst of this commotion, Okinu was fraudulently manipulating the computer.

Fighting bank teller chicks in uniform! Sweet!

I'd rather mash my face into something else.

-95% 031' Cfwegper Mikami

-95% 031' Cfwegper Mikami

In the process of growing up, girls talk to their dolls and play with them.

And before they know it, those dolls are abandoned and disappear.

Ghost Sweeper Mikami: "The Empire of Haunted Dolls!"

The Empire of Haunted Dolls!!

The Empire of Haunted Dolls!! I'll send you to Heaven!

The Empire of Haunted Dolls!!

Ikashita looks pose kimete

Business ni kuridasu noyo

Super rich na guarantee

lppo mo yuzure nai wa

Kiken na hodo

Moeru no

Donna aite datte ryouri shichau kara

You don't cry any more

Nigenaide kitto kateru wa

Watashi dake wo shinjite ne

You don't cry any more

Ashita wa zutto kyou yori high na

Toki wo kizameru wa

Believe in me