Original subtitles

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Nagai kami nabikasete

Nayamashige na body

Kono machi wo high heel de tobimawareba

Big money coming, yeah!

Matenrou no ashimoto

Jidai sakugo no wana

Chimayotta abunai yatsura nara

Gokuraku e ikase chauwa

Daitan na watashi no waza no naka doredemo

Suki na no wo ageru

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

Ikiba no nai anata dakara

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

Watashi ga ima mitsuke dashite

Ghost Sweeper

Hello, all the ladies out there, who are watching this show!

Valentine's Day is here once again this year!

Have you given a chocolate to your love interest already?

Obligation Have you given a chocolate to your love interest already?

Obligation

Yakuchindo

Hello!

Mr. Yakuchin!

Mr. Yakuchin?

I wonder if he's not here...

Oh?

How To Make A Golem Oh?

How To Make A Golem

“How to make a golem” by Dr. Chaos?

It's all over!

I made that chocolate for Valentine's Day! Chocolate! Chocolate!

Chocolate...

Mr. Yakuchin?

O-Okinu...

What happened?

Thank you for asking!

Actually I was making chocolate as a new product for my store.

So is this it?

That's right! I was creating the chocolate that high school girls would be all over!

But I was so caught up in making chocolate, I completely forgot that today is Valentine's Day!

It's too late to do it now! It's just not going to happen! I don't have enough time!

Don't be so discouraged.

I'm sure something good happen to you soon.

Okinu...

Thanks!

Oh, by the way, what is Valentine's Day?

What? Don't tell me you don't know Valentine's Day!

No!

Valentine's Day comes once a year.

It's the day that girls give the chocolate to the boys that they like and...

Tell them how they feel!

Girls give the chocolate to boys?

Exactly! And today is Valentine's Day! I guess I need to dump this now!

Damn! This stupid thing...

Wait a minute!

Will you give this to me if you don't mind?

Sure... But what are you going to do with this?

It's a secret.

Here's My Chocolate!!

G-G ross!

How annoying! You're ruining my lunch.

I've got too many expenses this month.

I haven't eaten anything since two days ago...

I see. Being broke is a crime.

I think I'm going to die...

I don't care if it's just a slice of egg omelet or the edge of daikon radish, let me have a bite!

I guess I have no choice. As a human being, I can't ignore my friend in poverty.

G-Glasses... You're such a...

But instead!

I want you to twirl three times and bark.

You want it, don't you?

Then say “Bow!”

Here, here. Come on, bark!

You heartless jerk!

There's no way I throw away my pride as a human for a slice of egg omelet!

You don't have to give it me!

I have a plenty of other TRUE friends, who would be willing to give me the food!

I'm begging you! Just a bite! Just a tiny piece!

I don't care if it's the cover of your bento box. Let me get a lick!

Come on! Please God! Please Buddha! I'm begging you!

Let me just lick it a little bit! Come on. Please say yes!

His pride is already out of the window...

You ruthless bastards! All of you are demons and devils!

That's okay! I get paid from Miss Mikami today anyway!

I'm going to eat something much, much better than what you're eating, so you'll watch!

If he's got that much power he won't starve to death any time soon.

I'm hungry...

This happens to young people all the time...

It seems that Yokoshima is always living his youth to the fullest!

Let's see...

Finally I need to say the name of the person, whom I'm going to give this to, three times.

I want Mr. Yokoshima to eat it.

I want Mr. Yokoshima to eat it.

I want Mr. Yokoshima to eat it.

Transportation fee to the office is 210 yen.

All that's left is 150 yen...

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Up Your Salary Find A New Job! “l'm so underpaid!?" Up your salary... Find a new job, huh?

Up your salary... Find a new job, huh?

It's not like I don't want to go and look for another job, but...

Okinu, can I get a refill?

Sure!

Hey, why don't you ask more modestly? Sure!

Hey, why don't you ask more modestly?

That's your third refill.

And not only that...

Miss Mikami! I'm scared!

No matter how much I complain, it's true that I get to touch her quite often!

And that sweet scent of Miss Mikami...

I know this is hard to understand for you kids in front of the TV screen,

but it is unbelievably irresistible!

And the reason why she takes a bath so often while I'm around

could be because she enjoys tempting me that way!

Well, I hope that's the case!

No, it has to be! Yeah, I'm sure of it!

This is too much!

I don't care if I make only 250 yen per hour or starve to death,

there's no way I would ever quit this job!

That's just not going to happen!

Mommy, that guy is talking to himself.

At some point in life, all boys experience the same pain.

So let's just leave him alone.

What? Miss Mikami went on a trip?!

GS MIKAMI What? Miss Mikami went on a trip?!

What? Miss Mikami went on a trip?!

Yes.

Supposedly a new kind of Spirit Stone is going to be available.

She's gone to somewhere called South Africa or something...

South Africa?

Is there any chance she left my paycheck with you?

No, she didn't.

That's awful, Miss Mikami!

(Around $2,880,000.) 300 million yen!

(About $3,360,000) 350 million yen!

Hey, you! Slow down a little!

What? You've already bought five of them, too!

Shut up! Now it's come to this...

400 million yen! No 450 million yen!

You bastard! Then 500 million yen!

Then 600 million yen!

Are they going to hog all the Spirit Stones again?

Although the bubble economy burst Japanese money is still to be reckoned with!

700!

800! 700!

800! 900!

It's not fair, you two! 900!

It's not fair, you two!

I still haven't even bought one yet!

That's terrible!

Oh no! This isn't good!

The refrigerator is empty, too...

That's a problem.

Despite Japan is such a wealthy country...

Why didn't I twirl three times and bark at that time?

If you're that hungry...

You can eat this.

That's an enormous amount of chocolate.

Did you make this, Okinu?

To tell you the truth, I got it from Mr. Yakuchin.

What?

And I tweaked it a little using this book.

“How To Make A Golem” By Dr. Chaos And I tweaked it a little using this book.

And I tweaked it a little using this book.

Go ahead. Eat up.

I can't eat such a thing!

Why not?

Yeah, that's chocolate, but it became uneatable the moment Yakuchin and Chaos got involved!

That's why I won't eat it!

Oh no...

I made it, hoping that you will eat it, but...

Mr. Yokoshima won't eat it!

H-Hey, uh, well... Mr. Yokoshima won't eat it!

H-Hey, uh, well...

Come on, Okinu!

Hey, that's an UFO!

What?

Now is the chance!

Mr. Yokoshima, that's not fair!

I'm going to die if I eat stuff like that!

I'd better get away from it!

Mr. Yokoshima!

I know you're hungry!

Mr. Yokoshima!

It cost me a lot of money, but I was lucky to get my hands on the great Spirit Stone!

I only got to buy one because you two bought them all!

Reiko, you've been awfully quiet...

Are you upset because I let my Shikigami go?

No, that's not it. It's just that I feel like I forgot to do something in Japan...

If you can't remember what it is, I'm sure it's not that imponant.

More importantly, why don't we stop at Hong Kong and shop on the way home?

It sounds like a good idea!

I'm very familiar with Hong Kong!

Oh...

There's only 90 yen...

I'm such a wasteful spender for a ghost...

I can't buy anything with this.

What should I do?

Oh yeah! The guy at the grocery store Maruyasu might be able to help me!

I want Mr. Yokoshima to eat it...

I want Mr. Yokoshima to eat it...

Super Market Maruyasu

I'm sorry that I had to ask.

Don't worry about it!

I'll pay you back soon.

Thank you so much.

At any rate, I had no idea the two-train-station-long of a walk was this far...

And to make it even worse, it's freezing!

Mr. Yokoshima seemed extremely hungry. I should do something for him!

If I cook something warm and tasty I'm sure he'll like that.

Oh, no!

Wait!

This is perfect! It's Mr. Yokoshima's apartment!

No matter how many times I look at it 150 yen is 150 yen...

I want to eat some ramen and dumplings!

The more I look at it, the hungrier I get...

This is bad! This is bad! This is bad!

Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?

"'8 gone!

I could've bought two packs of instant noodles with it!

What a humongous dumplingl

No, no! This must be a terminal condition!

I guess it's finally got to my brain!

Cut it out!

I must have a serious condition... It's too late, I guess.

I want Mr. Yokoshima to eat it...

Th-This is insane!

I want Mr. Yokoshima to eat it...

Help me!

Not being able to taste the food is a disadvantage of being a ghost,

but I think it tastes good.

Hey, Yokoshima! My folks back home sent me some oranges...

Um, is this Mr. Yokoshima's friend?

What? Female voice?

Wh-Where's Yokoshima?

I think he'll be home soon.

Oh, that's okay then. Thanks!

Hello? H...

I didn't know Yokoshima had a girl, who cooks for him!

I guess I worried about him for nothing.

But now... As his friend... As his friend...

I can't ignore the fact that he's having illicit sexual relations!

Guess what? Yokoshima is...

What? Yokoshima has a girlfriend?!

What? Yokoshima has a girl at his place?

What? Yokoshima is living with a girl?!

Yokoshima has a kid!

Wow! Yokoshima is gay?

Yokoshima! I won't let you be the only one who's having fun!

I can't believe Yokoshima. I thought he was with me...

You're having illicit sexual relations?! Unforgivable!

HOMEROOM TEACHER You're having illicit sexual relations?! Unforgivable!

HOMEROOM TEACHER

HOMEROOM TEACHER Let me be honest with you as your teacher,

HOMEROOM TEACHER but I'm so upset because I'm so envious of you, Yokoshima!

But I'm so upset because I'm so envious of you, Yokoshima!

Where's a bad kid? I'll eat you!

We can't enjoy our youth without me rehabilitating Yokoshima first!

This is it! I can't run anymore!

It must be nice! Damn it!

Why do I have to be the one who has to be chased down

by that giant katsudon bowl monster in this cold weather?

I feel absolutely miserable...

I want Mr. Yokoshima to eat it...

Miss Mikami! Help me, help me, help me!

Oh? I wonder if it's an earthquake.

What's going on, guys?

Y-Yokoshima hasn't come home yet?

No.

Hey, it's you, Okinu! No.

Hey, it's you, Okinu!

Hi, Miss Aiko!

Okinu?

Hey, that means the person who answered the phone earlier was...

That was me.

Oh, I see! I'm glad it's not an illicit sexual relation!

But who knows? He might try to do things to the ghost, too...

No, as a teacher I've always had faith in Yokoshima!

Then why did you come?

What should we do? Should we go home?

I've brought some snacks and drinks.

Well, since we're already here, why don't we wait for him?

Sounds good!

Now it's decided! Why don't we have a party and have some fun? Time to party!

This is so touching... I see. Everyone must've come here, worried about Mr. Yokoshima...

This is so touching...

This is so touching... No matter what time and age it is, friends are great, I guess.

No matter what time and age it is, friends are great, I guess.

I'm going to order some pizza. How many should we get?

Hey, I want mine with no anchovy!

I can't take it anymore... I think I'm going to starve to death. I'm almost home...

What's taking Yokoshima so long anyway?

Hey, we don't have enough food. Someone should go and get some more!

But pizzas are going to be here anytime soon!

Welling up... But pizzas are going to be here anytime soon!

Welling up... I-I see... Everyone's here for me... Damn, guys...

I-I see... Everyone's here for me... Damn, guys...

Hey, guys! I'm home!

M-Miss Mikami...

I don't know what's really going on, but at this point nothing matters anymore!

These lips are mine!

It-It tastes like chocolate...

Don't tell me it's...

That thing is back!

I figured that you had been starving because I forgot to leave you a paycheck.

Oh well. Do you want to eat a katsudon bowl or something?

What?

Toei Police Depanment

Toei Police Depanment No! Anything but katsudon bowl! I'm scared of katsudon bowl!

No! Anything but katsudon bowl! I'm scared of katsudon bowl!

I'm scared of Valentine's Day!

Boo-hoo, poor Yokoshima!

Listen, boys! If you get a chocolate from a girl, be sure to tell her “Thank you”!

Obligation Listen, boys! If you get a chocolate from a girl, be sure to tell her “Thank you”!

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Miss Mikami, wake up!

I've been attacked by Nightmare!

It's a troublesome monster that parasitize in people's dream!

Miss Mikami!

All right! Now it's come to this, I should kiss her and wake her up!

Hey, what do you think you're doing? Work with Meiko and defeat that horse-face monster!

Into The Dream! Hey, what do you think you're doing? Work with Meiko and defeat that horse-face monster!

Into The Dream!

Into The Dream! Ghost Sweeper Mikami!

Into The Dream! Into the Dream!

Into the Dream!

I don't know why, but I've got the feeling this is going to be dangerous...

Ikashita looks pose kimete

Business ni kuridasu noyo

Super rich na guarantee

lppo mo yuzure nai wa

Kiken na hodo

Moeru no

Donna aite datte ryouri shichau kara

You don't cry any more

Nigenaide kitto kateru wa

Watashi dake wo shinjite ne

You don't cry any more

Ashita wa zutto kyou yori high na

Toki wo kizameru wa

Believe in me