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Let the hair flow in the wind

A sexy bodY

If I jump around in this town in my high heels

Big money coming, yeah!

At the foot of the skyscrapers

The trap of anachronism

If they're dangerous and frantic people

I'll send them all to Heaven

My darling techniques

You can keep whichever you like

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

You have nowhere to go because you're a ghost

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

I'll find you now

Ghost Sweeper

Maria! Hey, Maria!

Yes, Dr. Chaos.

Are you having a diarrhea again, Dr. Chaos?

H-H-Hey, don't open the door! Close it now!

Yes, Dr. Chaos.

I'm out of the paper. Will you bring me some?

Paper?

We're out of both tissue paper and toilet paper. Paper?

We're out of both tissue paper and toilet paper.

You know the old newspapers I collected for recycling? Just bring me those.

Yes, Dr. Chaos.

This is unbearable although it's mine...

Hurry up!

Here you go, Dr. Chaos.

Oh, thanks.

Th-This is...

What was it?

Maria's Sister

That's Maria's blueprint?

It's amazing that you found it.

Well, I completely forgot about it, too!

It came so close to get covered with my sh*t!

So I decided to help Dr. Chaos in making humanoid robot #2!

This is incredible!

He fused magic and science together and created something

that's far superior to today's robot engineering!

It's an art indeed.

It's no need for you to announce something so obvious now! Right, Maria?

Yes, Dr. Chaos.

Did I just ruin the moment?

If we manage to mass-produce it successfully

it's guaranteed that we're going to make so much money!

It's a new industrial revolution!

I think I got carried away a little...

But the magic technology is known to be unstable.

You don't always get the same result.

I'm sorry!

Knowledge, experience, intuition and magic power...

It won't be successful unless various elements are balanced.

Hey, let me be in the conversation!

I wonder if just making it according to the blueprint will really work.

That's the thing!

Yes, I'm a genius, but I'm not sure if I could do a godlike thing again

just like when I made Maria.

But if we use today's science technologies,

we only have to rely on magic for a small portion of the process.

It's not entirely impossible to create a humanoid robot that's equivalent to Maria.

I've already invested an enormous amount of money to this project.

It's too late to turn back now.

But what's that got to do with me?

To be blunt, we need more funds! Let me borrow a couple hundred million yen!

Don't worry! You'll easily get a return on your investment!

We'll multiply it and pay you back!

Well, let's see...

That cocky brat!

I can't believe she wouldn't loan us any money unless we have some kind of collateral.

If we did, we would've got a loan from somewhere else already!

After all women just don't understand the adventurous part of men.

Say, Yakuchin, now it's come to this, why don't you put your shop as collateral for a loan?

I'd rather go to a bunch of quick-loan lenders and ask for a loan, using YOUR name!

Stop talking nonsense!

You're the one who's talking nonsense!

Excuse me, Dr. Chaos.

There's collateral. Maria will help Dr. Chaos.

Yo, Okinu!

Hi, Mr. Yokoshima.

I've been waiting for you! I've got a surprise for you!

A surprise for me?

Guess what?

WHAT?!

I haven't said anything yet...

Guess what? We've got a new assistant!

Oh, okay.

WHAT?!

D-D-D-Don't tell me that's a man! In the worst case scenario there would be bloodshed!

It's a girl. And she's very pretty, too.

A Pretty girl...

My work colleague...

My junior...

She's going to rely on me...

Love will sprout...

And love will be exchanged repeatedly...

Not only that, she's someone you know...

Huh?

That's right. Keep the document with that pile.

And treat the used talisman as industrial waste...

Is she in here?! And treat the used talisman as industrial waste...

Greeting to the new female assistant!

I'm Tadao Yokoshima...

You're a quick learner and also very powerful. I'm so glad to have you here, Maria.

Thank you, Miss Mikami.

Oh, Yokoshima.

Don't tell me Maria is...

Mr. Yokoshima, Maria is one of you starting today.

I knew it!

A Pretty girl...

My work colleague...

My junior...

She's going to rely on me...

Love will sprout...

And love will be exchanged repeatedly...

All is ruined!

Staning today she's my assistant #3. Be nice to her, okay?

What do you say, Mr. Yokoshima? Surprised?

Surprised? I mean, why? How? Did that old man Chaos finally snap and drop dead?

Maria became collateral. Dr. Chaos is making Maria's sister.

He borrowed money from Miss Mikami.

To make a long story short, I'm keeping Maria as collateral of the loan.

It's not easy to find an assistant, who's as reliable as she is, right?

B-But she's dangerous! She's a humanoid weapon!

There's no danger when Maria is in normal function mode.

I know the killing machines always say that, you moron!

Mr. Yokoshima, you're hurting Miss Maria's feeling.

(Almost $2,000,000.) I traded her for 200 million yen. You've got a problem with that?

Y-You mean, you guys are on the robot's side?

Robot?! That's awful!

Maria is no robot! She has a hean and is much more useful than you are!

Huh?

Forgive him. He's an idiot.

No problem. Maria doesn't mind.

You're so sweet, Miss Maria!

Umm...

Say, Miss Maria. Will you help me make a flower garden?

Maria likes flowers, too.

Wow, you must have a warm heart.

Um, excuse me.

I can't wait for your sister to be completed!

Yes. I'm very excited.

She's your sister. I know she's going to be beautiful!

YAKUCHI N

YAKUCHIN A few days has past since then, and the day for Maria's sister to be completed is finally here!

YAKUCHI N

It's time to add some final touch.

Right. All we have to do is to synthesize the soul.

Synthesizing the soul is the biggest secret of our humanoid robot!

By doing this, seven centuries ago I successfully created Maria

who's even far superior to today's A.l.!

When my alchemy reawakes, today's computer technologies become garbage!

And the time of its awakening is now!

The electric waves and the recording system are ready.

Now we'll be able to apply the same technique over and over again!

Where is my older sister? Tell me.

Wh-What are you going to do after finding out where she is?

Don't you think she's in my way? This world doesn't need two rulers.

I-I've got the feeling that this whole thing was a big mistake!

Do what I say if you don't want to die.

DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE

I suggest you leave this place right now for your own good!

Or... I'll send you to Heaven!

Oh, no!

Rocket arm!

Are you okay, Miss Mikami?

Maria!

Here's the tea for you, Miss Mikami.

Thank you, Maria!

Having you here is worth a hundred men! You're strong and hardworking. You're such a big help!

I wish you could stay here forever!

Yes, Miss Mikami.

Seriously, you're completely different from certain someone!

Did you hear what she just said, Okinu?

Everything Miss Mikami said is true!

Maria will clean. Where are the tools?

You can find them all in the attic.

Thank you, Okinu.

She just took your job, Okinu!

It doesn't really matter who cleans, you know.

I wonder what's gotten into Mr. Yokoshima...

Who knows?

It's still diny, you stupid girl!

You're a man for god's sake! Don't act like an evil mother-in-law!

What the heck is wrong with you?

Wh-What is it?

Th-The machine is stealing our duties!

Basically he's jealous, I guess.

Maria will bring Mr. Yokoshima back.

It's okay. Just leave him alone.

Maria will go. Mr. Yokoshima is my friend.

Mr. Yokoshima!

Big sister... Big sister Maria...

Nice to met you, Big sister Maria. I'm your sister, Teresa.

You can recognize it by my ID signal, can't you? We're the same model.

Sister...

I'm glad you're here, Big sister. We need to talk. It's an important suggestion.

Hmm... An unique material is being used on you, huh?

So this is what's made with the lost magic technologies?

It looks like I'm better developed than you when it comes to emotions and intelligence.

I guess Chaos didn't put much effon into the software back then.

Let me be straight with you.

When it comes to both hardware and software, humans are way too inferior to us.

They need to be controlled by someone like us humanoid robots.

I need your help, Big sister.

Control? Humans?

No, it contradicts the program.

No, it doesn't. At the end of the day it's for their own good.

You need to help me.

Confirming the sound of the removal of the gun's safety.

No! Maria wants to be helpful to humans!

Just like I thought, this is too much for your brain to understand, I guess. Oh well.

It seems that the further conversation is meaningless.

Goodbye, you fool.

Rocket arm!

She doesn't even have a single scratch after receiving that many attacks?!

She's 14.5% better than me because of her enforced material!

She wants to be helpful to humans, huh?

Hurry up, will you?

Do it faster! Maria... Maria is going to be destroyed!

Shut up! Just stay still!

Maria!

Teresa, controlling humans is not good.

So you're telling me you're loyal to humans no matter what?

There are many good humans. Fighting is not good.

Then let's see how helpful you can really be to humans!

Wh-What was that?

A girl fell from the sky!

That was a good one, huh, Big sister?

What's going on?

She stood up!

You're appallingly tough, aren't you? It must be nice.

Big sister, I'm sorry if anyone gets hit.

Oh, my. It looks like she truly enjoys being helpful to humans.

Wh-What a power...

Looks like she fights often.

In order to destroy you, I must stop your movement first!

Flash bomb...

That man...

Now that I think about it, Maria went out chasing after him.

I can use him!

You're stupid, Miss Mikami! You're stupid, Okinu! You're stupid, Maria!

You do understand how I feel, don't you, Panda?

No one understands me...

Huh? What? Gor... suza? Hey, you look like someone...

Is this some kind of program malfunction or caused by some mishaps of Dr. Chaos' magic?

Maria's younger sister Teresa was born with a ferocious soul!

Is there a way to stop Teresa?

It'll be continued to the next episode!

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Maria's sister, Teresa, is very scary!

I can't believe that old geezer Chaos and Yakuchin made such a crazy thing!

If she destroys us I'm going to blame their stupid project for it!

Hey, wait a minute! I invested my money into the project, too! Give me a break!

Ghost Sweeper Mikami!

Maria and Teresa

Maria and Teresa Maria and Teresa!

Maria and Teresa!

Maria, you're our only hope!

Looking good, strike a pose

I'm on my way to take care of business

A ton of money is guaranteed

It's absolutely nonnegotiable

The more dangerous it is

The more exciting it becomes

No matter what kind of ghost it is, I take care of it

You don't cry any more

Don't run away because I know you will win

Trust only me

You don't cry any more

I'm sure tomorrow we can have

A much better time than today

Believe in me