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Nagai kami nabikasete

Nayamashige na body

Kono machi wo high heel de tobimawareba

Big money coming, yeah!

Matenrou no ashimoto

Jidai sakugo no wana

Chimayotta abunai yatsura nara

Gokuraku e ikase chauwa

Daitan na watashi no waza no naka doredemo

Suki na no wo ageru

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

Ikiba no nai anata dakara

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

Watashi ga ima mitsuke dashite

Ghost Sweeper

Definitely

So what do you say, Miss Mikami? Is that talisman real?

(Around $48,000.) You said it was being sold for 5 million yen a piece?

Pass The Exam

It has a significant level of the spiritual power.

Any examinee with this talisman will pass the exam unless he or she's incredibly stupid.

That's a problem.

If stuff like that started circulating, this year's exam would be completely disrupted!

If you use the spirit location-detecting device, it should be easy to find the talisman.

If you check for it at each exam room there should be no disruption.

Definitely Pass The Exam If you check for it at each exam room there should be no disruption.

Definitely Pass The Exam

Thank you.

Contact the exam center and each university!

We need all the devices we can get.

We need to order them from all the witchcraft items shops nationwide right away!

Yes.

Then I will find the perpetrator and stop the talisman from circulating any more.

Thank you for your help.

Have a nice day!

Definitely Pass The Exam

Definitely pass the exam?

The College Examinee's Blues

Like I said, you don't have to! I can clean my own room!

Seriously, you don't have to do it!

If you don't do anything about it it's going to stay like this forever!

You don't have to be polite to me!

Pass The College Exam

Pass The College Exam Will fail...

Pass The College Exam

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Won't fail... Will fail...

Won't fail... Will fail... Won't fail...

Just stop it! You don't have to do it!

You know, I have stuff like memorabilia that I don't want other people to see, too!

NAUGHTY

NAUGHTY You mean, a magazine like this?

If that's the case, don't worry about it.

When I asked Miss Mikami her opinion, she told me it's normal for boys to read stuff like this.

Why would you ask her opinion?!

I put these kinds of magazines all together over there, so don't worry.

Why are they all open?

Will fail... Won't fail...

That's enough! You have to cut it out!

Will fail... That's enough! You have to cut it out!

That's enough! You have to cut it out!

Like I said, you don't have to worry about me!

Won't fail...

l... l... l...

I failed!

Seriously you need to stop this.

I'm almost done.

I'm begging you! Would you please stop it?

You're too loud! Shut up!

What... What was that?

A ronin student, who's been preparing to re-take the college exam.

Supposedly he failed the exam three years in a row.

The exam date is coming up, so he seems to be uptight lately.

Excuse me.

Who the hell are you? Where did you come in from?

I'm not going to fail! I've been studying!

Um, I'm Kinu the ghost. I came in here through the wall.

I'm sorry about being loud earlier.

G-Ghost?!

Yes!

Damn...

C-Crap! Crap!

What... What the hell?!

While I was studying to death...

You've been living with a ghost as if you were in the world of manga or something!

What? What?

You piece of crap high school kid! You brat!

Take this! Take this! Take this!

Cut it out already, you psycho!

What the hell? He's such a wimp.

Now that I know you're weak, let me go all the way with you!

Hey, get up! HQY!

Please stop, Mr. Yokoshima! You shouldn't hit people!

Don't... hit... me...

Are you okay?

Um...

Qh, yes?

What the hell?! He's the one, who's wrong!

But you know he's got a lot on his mind because of the exam, so we should support him a little.

Actually I was being a little agitated. I'm sorry about that.

Ever since I was little I was never good at fighting or playing sports...

But I didn't want to lose to them, so I did nothing but studying.

But I failed the college exam three years in a row.

My parents told me that I needed to come back home if I fail the exam again this year.

Just knowing that this year is my last chance has made the fear stick with me

no matter how much I study...

I don't really know what's going on, but you must really like to study!

If you've been studying that hard I'm sure it'll work out just fine!

Hey now. It's not nice to say stuff like that so casually just to make him feel better.

I don't know how to say this right because I'm dead, but you're alive!

There's nothing you can't do!

So, please, do your best!

Hey, hey... That's a different kind of TV show...

I don't know why, but I feel like I can do this!

That's great!

Filthy rich, doting parents, a dumb son who's facing the college exam.

This family has every reason to buy the talisman!

I don't know anything about a talisman like that.

I'm glad to hear that. Now I feel relieved!

You're absolutely right.

I'm sure your son is capable of passing any college exam with his own ability!

Yes, that is true!

I'm really glad to hear that!

But when I think about those people who bought the talisman...

Um, wh-what do you mean by that?

To tell you the truth, the talisman is totally phony and it would never make you pass the exam.

But instead...

But instead?

It is cursed and lures many ferociously evil spirits!

That sounds ridiculous...

Is everything OKBY7

Y-Y-Yes !

It's just... My glasses are dirty...

Here you go.

Thank you.

I don't see anything! I don't see anything! I don't see anything!

I need to calm down!

Mommy!

Look, I've got so many new friends now!

Hello, there.

Yes, I did buy the talisman!

I'd do anything, so please hurry up and do something about them!

PAY CHECK

PAY CHECK Here you go. Great work, guys.

Here you go. Great work, guys.

Thank you so much!

All right. Now I know who's behind it.

Thank you for the food!

It's been so long since the last time I ate good food like that.

I'm glad to hear that!

Wasn't the miso soup too salty for you?

I couldn't taste it since I'm a ghost...

Not at all. It was very good!

It reminded me of the miso soup my mother makes back home.

Now that you're full, why don't we go and have some fun for a change?

What?

Iknoihfl Hfitoifl IN.

Hurry! Hurry!

W-W-Wait a minute! I need to be studying!

You're going to die if you keep on studying everyday!

You should watch a movie or something and relax for a change!

But all the other people out there are studying for the college exam...

Don't worry about that.

Whoa... Stop it...

One for ghost and one for ronin!

What?

Please?

I'm gonna fall!

What do you think? Do you feel refreshed?

Yeah, I feel better now.

That's good!

I don't know much about studying, but call me anytime if you want to do stuff like this.

Thank you.

Over here!

Here it comes!

M-My back!

Are you okay?

I should play some spons if I pass the college exam...

Yakuchindo

Yakuchindo Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you for your business!

I know I shouldn't blow my own horn,

but I'm such a genius for transforming this entrance-exam thing into business!

If you want the spirit location-detecting device, it's sold out already.

Look like you've made a lot of money!

Re-Reiko!

To think you sold not only the talisman but also the spirit location-detecting device...

I-I have no idea what you're talking about!

You're so bad, you know that?

I knew that you had stocked up on the devices

and waited for all the universities to come and buy them from you!

Let's talk about the amount of the hush money later.

I'm not going to ask for a lot. We've got the bad economy and all...

Y-You beat me to it...

Next question!

What is the name of the Japanese Philosopher who worked as an assistant

of the 5th shogun Tsunayoshi Tokugawa as well as his nephews Ienobu and Ietsugu later on?

Hakuseki Arai!

Let's see... That's correct!

Wow, that brings back memories!

So are you interested in history, Okinu?

I've been a ghost since 300 years ago.

It's possible that you've seen the actual historical figures,

like, Mito Komon that we see on TV or the guy on 1000Oyen bill, Yukichi Fukuzawa!

I've heard rumors about them, but I was an earthbound spirit, so...

I see... So you're a living witness of history...

Like I said, I'm a ghost, so it's more like, the dead witness!

Putting what's politically correct aside, you win as long as you get away with it!

Don't be just standing there, spaced out!

Wh-What?

And, a few days later!

What?! The exam center cracked down on the talisman?!

So-So what's going to happen if you took the exam with the talisman?

You'd definitely fail the exam.

Boy, I tell you. You just shouldn't do bad stuff.

This is no laughing matter! Have you seen Mr. Ronin lately?

Wh-What's the matter with you, Okinu?

N-Nothing... Um, I'll go check!

H-Hey!

What's going on?

Mr. Ronin! Mr. Ronin!

Found him?

So he got arrested?

Oh, no... It's because I did something I shouldn't have...

Touto University Exam Result

Touto University Exam Result They'll announce the result today!

They'll announce the result today!

Mr. Yokoshima, let's go!

Shouldn't we head to the police station rather than the school?

All right!

Mr. Ronin!

Mr. Ronin!

Hey, Ronin!

Hey, Ronin!

Excuse me for failing the exam!

I-I didn't mean it's you!

So what if I become a ronin today! Would that inconvenient you in any way, huh?!

Join Karate Club!

Mr. Ronin...

You didn't hun yourself, did you?

No... Because I'm a ghost.

Hey, Ronin!

I went back home after the exam.

I'm so sorry! It's because I did something I shouldn't have...

Don't worry.

I didn't use the talisman.

So you did it all by yourself?

S-So what was the result?

What you told me came true, Okinu!

There's nothing I can't do if I give it all I've got!

Mr. Ronin...

Oh, yeah, you're not Mr. Ronin anymore.

Well, you can call me that for a while.

Mr. Ronin!

Like I said, that's a different TV show!

Excuse me for failing the exam!

Occult Illegal Enrollment

Occult Illegal Enrollment Police has requested the owner of Yakuchindo, Mr. Yakuchin,

Occult Illegal Enrollment to surrender to them as a person of interest regarding a new way

to surrender to them as a person of interest regarding a new way

to make an illegal enrollment using an occult method.

I don't understand Japanese! I need a lawyer!

I'm glad that I didn't collect the hush money from him right then and there.

There's nothing you can't do if you do your best without relying on the talisman!

And I suggest you take care of your business on your own, too!

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Magic and science...

When those two things are combined, it creates a cyborg like Maria once again!

So it really did?!

Yes. But unlike Maria, it's a ferocious robot that wants to take over humans!

Ghost Sweeper Mikami!

Maria's Sister Ghost Sweeper Mikami!

Maria's Sister Maria's Sister!

I hate machines! I hate robots!

Ikashita looks pose kimete

Business ni kuridasu noyo

Super rich na guarantee

lppo mo yuzure nai wa

Kiken na hodo

Moeru no

Donna aite datte ryouri shichau kara

You don't cry any more

Nigenaide kitto kateru wa

Watashi dake wo shinjite ne

You don't cry any more

Ashita wa zutto kyou yori high na

Toki wo kizameru wa

Believe in me