Original subtitles

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Nagai kami nabikasete

Nayamashige na body

Kono machi wo high heel de tobimawareba

Big money coming, yeah!

Matenrou no ashimoto

Jidai sakugo no wana

Chimayotta abunai yatsura nara

Gokuraku e ikase chauwa

Daitan na watashi no waza no naka doredemo

Suki na no wo ageru

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

Ikiba no nai anata dakara

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

Watashi ga ima mitsuke dashite

Ghost Sweeper

It's done!

I wonder if Mr. Yokoshima will like it!

Okinu's Christmas

What?

Miss Mikami, what did you just say?

I asked you if you want to come over to my house tonight.

T-Tonight... Me spending the night with Miss Mikami...

Stop getting so excited over indecent expectations every single time!

Remember Okinu has always said that she wants to have a Christmas party with three of us?

But we spent the entire Christmas Eve helping Santa Clause...

That's why I decided to have a belated Christmas tonight.

Christmas party...

Christ's birthday doesn't really mean anything to me,

but Okinu seems so excited about giving us the gifts, so...

Now that I think about it, she's been knitting these days...

I've already got something for her. I think you should do the same, too, okay?

Gift for her, huh?

Christmas Fair

Let's see... I've got the cake, and the gifts for Miss Mikami and Mr. Yokoshima are ready, too.

That's nice!

Maybe I should knit a hat that matches the scarf for Mr. Yokoshima later.

Young lady.

What?

You're a sweet and nice girl.

You must be one of us.

Nice to meet you. My name is Kinu.

Oh... You're polite as well. That's wonderful.

You're completely different from my grand daughter.

Your grand daughter?

I see... So you're the guardian spirit of your grand daughter.

Well, she's got some issues. She's getting worse lately, getting into all kinds of trouble.

So I decided to stop protecting her for a while, hoping that would teach her a lesson.

That's why I was away, visiting my friend's grave.

I'm back now, but I doubt that she's even sorry for her behaviors.

It sounds like a lot of work.

No, actually you sound like you have a hard job, being the helper of the Ghost Sweeper.

I'm very impressed.

But I'm just an errand girl.

Well, I have to go this way, so good-bye.

Oh, yeah, Okinu!

Yes?

Would you mind doing me a favor?

Crap... Things are really messed up with me lately.

I tripped on a rock and had a motorcycle accident.

So what do you want me to do for you?

Just wait a little moment.

Wh-What are you doing?

Oh, I figured I should see her face-to-face and talk some sense into to her.

There!

Wh-What's going on?

Be quiet!

What? Grandpa?!

H-Hello there.

Th-This is insane. I thought you died long time ago!

Don't tell me you came to pick me up!

That's nonsense. I took your soul out because I wanted to talk some sense into you!

Talk some sense into me?

Give me a break! I'm already sick of my parents and teachers!

If that's what you're here for, you need to get out of here! Get the hell out of here now!

Just like I thought, it doesn't look like you're going to listen to what I have to say.

Okinu.

I'd like to get some help from Miss Mikami.

From Miss Mikami?

Okay. I'm going to take you to her office then.

No, actually, I want you to do something more imponant.

What?

While I talk to her, I want you to be inside of her body.

What?

It's not good for her body to have its soul removed for a very long time.

B-But...

It's easy to enter it.

Hey, that's my body!

The five senses that you haven't felt for a long time must feel very intense!

Go ahead and take a walk or something and enjoy yourself.

That's my bodY!

But, Okinu, I want you to be careful when you meet someone you know.

There's a rule that you go back to your true form when they uncover your identity.

O-Okay.

Let's see... Today I'm going to talk some sense into you until your ears fall off!

Come over here!

Hey, wait a second! Hey, stop it! Come over here!

Hey, wait a second! Hey, stop it!

Can I really do this?

Yakuchindo

I see. So you want to get a gift for that ghost.

I just can't think of anything good, you know.

What about this one?

Very expensive incenses and candles!

Don't you have anything better than that?

I know you're broke anyway, so don't ask for much.

I'll let you borrow the underground adult video next time.

Really?

Yeah, really!

Then, what about some clothes?

Clothes? For a ghost?

It's made with the specially-processed ectoplasm.

Most of the ghosts wear the clothes that they were wearing at the time of their death,

so I'm sure she'll like it.

Clothes, huh?

Clothes...

That might be a good idea.

However, a piece costs at least a couple of million yen.

I don't care what you say, I can't just let you have it for free.

I want you to go and visit Orihime for me.

If you do that I'll give it to you for free.

Orihime?

She's the head of the tribe that weave things with magic power in it.

She's the one who makes the clothes for ghosts.

She's the most beautiful one in the tribe,

but she's been weaving all alone somewhere deep in the rural mountain.

She has no contact with men whatsoever in order to maintain her magic power.

The most beautiful woman is all alone?

What a waste!

I've been looking for someone who would go there for me to pick up the merchandise.

So if you go, I'll let you choose the clothes you like from the pile of merchandise.

I'll go! I'll go! Of course I'm going!

GS MIKAMI

Yes?

Who is it?

Wh-Who are you guys?

I've heard about you from Okinu.

From Okinu?

Oh, I was asked to give this to you.

It feels strange to walk with my own feet after three hundred years.

This feels so great!

I didn't realize it when I was alive,

but knowing that I have my own body alone makes me feel wonderful!

Hey, isn't that senior?

Oh, yeah.

What's up?

What's up? What are you doing?

Oh, I must know you guys. Hello. How are you?

Oh, hi...

What?

It smells so nice. I didn't know flowers smelled this nice.

S-Senior?

What?

What are you on? I bet you're on some hardcore drug!

But you told us... You told us not to do that before!

Remember you told us to take care of ourselves even if we're delinquents!

I know I'm no way near perfect, but talk to me if something's bothering you!

I really look up to you, senior!

Tell us!

Tell us! Tell us!

I'm in trouble...

Lady Orihime!

I'm coming for you, Lady Orihime!

Mr. Yokoshima!

I want you to be careful when you meet someone you know.

There's a rule that you go back to your true form when they uncover your identity.

S-Senior?

Lady Orihime! I'll show you what a man can do for you!

Mr. Yokoshima...

What's going on? My chest is throbbing!

What is this? I never felt like this when I didn't have a body.

S-Senior, don't tell me...

You like that guy...

W-We didn't know!

The love for the not-delinquent man...

That's a forbidden sweet fruit that a delinquent girl must not eat!

Senior, let us handle it!

What?

It's okay. Don't say anything. Let's go! What?

It's okay. Don't say anything. Let's go!

All right!

Umm...

Wh-Who are you guys?

Like I said, tell the senior that you love her!

Wh-Why me?

The reason doesn't matter!

I-I-I don't know any senior student!

Don't play dumb!

Stop it!

Now what do you say?

I won't... I won't let stuff like this make me give up on the date with Orihime!

Hey, I see a triceratops named Emily doing the Cossack Dance on the top of an UFO!

What?

Wh-Where?

Now's the chance.

Where is it?

Hey!

HE'S gone!

You skip classes, get into fights and extort money from others...

How come you do nothing but bad things?

Your attitude is the problem! Your attitude!

Shut up!

Miss Mikami, please say something to her.

It's easy for you to say...

I'd like to help, but I'm a Ghost Sweeper, not a counselor or Tetsuya Takeda.

So cute!

What's your name?

It's cold... But it tastes good!

It's cold!

Lady Orihime!

Your Yokoshima is coming for you right now!

So wait for me!

However, you must not directly look at Orihima's face once you reach her shack.

That's the rule of the Orihime Tribe.

There's a small window on the shack, so just receive the merchandise through it.

To hell with that stupid rule!

No matter what happens between a man and a woman in the mountain like this,

everything will be excused as an accident!

And Orihime will choose me over the rule and come down the mountain hand in hand with me!

I'm saved...

This is nothing! I'm still going! I'll climb up there no matter what!

So I sent a feisty one over there.

I'm glad to hear that.

I was actually getting sick and tired of a life like this anyway.

It is simply too cruel to waste my life away, just continuing to weave like this,

without ever knowing the pleasure of being a woman.

If someone forceful breaks the rule for me, I'll be able to end my role.

He is absolutely forceful. He's actually more sexually-indecent than I am!

I have no doubt in my mind that he'll go inside your shack and try to see your face.

Who knows? He might go even further!

Oh, really?

Oh, by the way...

You know the deal about giving me a 50% discount on the cost price if this goes well...

I'm aware of that.

Lady Orihime! I'll be right by your side, so wait for me!

Why do I climb?

That's right! It's because there's a beautiful woman there!

Apparently Yokoshima has completely forgotten about the initial purpose of this whole thing!

You've been dead forever, so shut the hell up, you old geezer!

Who are you telling to shut up?

I said to shut up because you need to shut up!

Jeez, you two are getting nowhere with this! Cut it out already!

Let's just take a break for now.

We're having a Christmas party tonight.

But Okinu is unable to get ready for the party because of you two.

So instead of her, I need you to help me.

And I won't let you say “no”.

Of course you too!

Did you find him?

No.

We have to find him no matter what! This is for the happiness of the senior!

Yeah!

This is for Lady Orihime...

I-I see it!

Lady Orihime!

Authorized Personnel Only Keep Out Orihime Lady Orihime!

W liven 0" i

Hello, there! This is the prince on the white horse sent by Yakuchin!

I'm here to pick up the merchandise!

Thank you for coming all the way.

Here's the merchandise.

Oh, thanks!

Authorized personnel only. Keep out. Orihime...

Oops! I Slipped!

You cannot come inside!

Lady Orihime.

Your Yokoshima is now here by your side.

I've admired your for such along, long time...

So you finally saw it! It's been 60 years since I came into this mountain.

And this is the first time in 60 years that I see a man in flesh!

Thanks to you, I can now pass the torch to the next Orihime.

Since you're already here, why don't you spend a passionate night with me?

My darling! Where are you going?

All right.

Hey, you stupid old man! You're not supposed to put that there!

Jeez! This Christmas star is supposed to go up here!

She can be cute sometimes, huh?

I got caught up with things. Look how late it is now...

I wonder if their meeting is over yet.

Mr. Yokoshima?

Who... are you?

Oh, yeah... Right now I am...

I have seen this girl somewhere...

Are you Okinu?

Hey, it's you, Okinu! I've got you a gift!

What? For me?

I'm back to normal.

Why you! What the hell are you doing?

Hey, a creepy guy is lying on the ground!

I don't know what just happened, but I'm sorry...

Wow! The clothes for me!

It looks great on you!

Thank you so much, Mr. Yokoshima!

I didn't know Yokoshima went all the way to see Orihime for this. That's so sweet of you.

No... I don't want an old woman... I don't like a girl in a school uniform, either.

Mr. Yokoshima realized it was me right away...

H-Hey!

What was that?

You're still a minor!

I'm just getting compensated for all the work I've done for the party!

Give me that thing!

Stop, you old geezer! Give it back! Let it go! Give me that thing!

Stop, you old geezer! Give it back! Let it go! Hey! Who are you calling old geezer?

Mr. Yokoshima, this is for you from me.

I don't like a girl in a school uniform, but I like a girl in the flight attendant's or nurse uniform...

Oh, I like a girl in a store clerk uniform, too...

The scarf kept Yokoshima very warm, Oh, I like a girl in a store clerk uniform, too...

but Yokoshima didn't come to for the next three days Oh, I like a girl in a store clerk uniform, too...

but Yokoshima didn't come to for the next three days

and that was the first time he finally noticed the scarf.

The Christmas party that you enjoy with the man you love!

S-Senior...!

We're happy for you!

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Move out of my way!

Listen, Yokoshima! This is how you fight off the ones who are coming at you!

You're very reckless as always!

What are you talking about? Why shouldn't I be?

I need to get there before everyone else

so that I could get my hands on the mysterious ancient power!

Ghost Sweeper Mikami!

The Battle of the New Year!! Ghost Sweeper Mikami!

The Battle of the New Year!! The Battle of the New Year!

The Battle of the New Year!!

The Battle of the New Year!! Come on! Let's make a lot of money this year again!

Come on! Let's make a lot of money this year again!

Ikashita looks pose kimete

Business ni kuridasu noyo

Super rich na guarantee

lppo mo yuzure nai wa

Kiken na hodo

Moeru no

Donna aite datte ryouri shichau kara

You don't cry any more

Nigenaide kitto kateru wa

Watashi dake wo shinjite ne

You don't cry any more

Ashita wa zutto kyou yori high na

Toki wo kizameru wa

Believe in me