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_g',

Nagai kami nabikasete

Nayamashige na body

Kono machi wo high heel de tobimawareba

Big money coming, yeah!

Matenrou no ashimoto

Jidai sakugo no wana

Chimayotta abunai yatsura nara

Gokuraku e ikase chauwa

Daitan na watashi no waza no naka doredemo

Suki na no wo ageru

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

Ikiba no nai anata dakara

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

Watashi ga ima mitsuke dashite

Ghost Sweeper

School, eh?

It's been a while.

“It's been a while"? You were just here the other day.

Yokoshima showed up to school twice in one month. That's rare for sure.

The assistant of a Ghost Sweeper must have a lot of free time.

He says he's an assistant, but I bet he's nothing but an errand boy.

You must not know it, but my boss is super sexy and hot.

Together with the beautiful boss!

Overcoming countless adventures!

Making enormous amount of money!

I have such a gorgeous job!

I'm always in danger, which excites my manly spirit!

I actually live in the world that you only see in the movies, TV shows and anime!

CURSE I actually live in the world that you only see in the movies, TV shows and anime!

I actually live in the world that you only see in the movies, TV shows and anime!

On the other hand, you guys are living in the mediocre school life

and all that awaits you is the mediocre future.

The world I live in is completely different from your world.

Oh, Yokoshima. You're here.

H-Hello, sir!

I've heard that you could help me with the attendance if I take the supplement classes...

In the normal circumstance you would've been kicked out of the school long time ago.

I totally understand that!

I can't thank you enough for you teachers' generous consideration!

Oh yeah! You know, you're the hottest topic among the ladies

who use the public bath in this neighborhood!

Being mediocre isn't that bad... who use the public bath in this neighborhood!

You're such a sexy ladies killer!

Right... You're such a sexy ladies killer!

You're such a sexy ladies killer!

Ghostly High School

Huh?

Why did only my desk get switch to an old one like this?

Yeah, you're right.

Maybe someone did it to annoy you.

This is a really old desk...

I wonder where it came from.

That's what happened.

Principal

Principal Since Yokoshima, who got eaten by the desk,

Since Yokoshima, who got eaten by the desk,

is your business associate, we've decided to ask for your help.

Jeez, he just can't separate himself from the monsters, can't he?

Let me be clear about one thing from the get-go.

I do expect you to pay the fee for my service.

But Yokoshima is your...

I keep my business and my private life separate.

Since you're a private school, you can afford to pay me this much, can't you?

Don't you think it's going to affect your school's credibility if this incident becomes public?

Sh-She's evil...

Anyway I need to look at the desk.

More or less, schools usually have some kind of ghosts or monsters possessing them,

but this one sounds a little different...

Wh-What just happened?

No one is here...

Not only that this place looks abandoned...

Wh-What the heck is this?!

It must be a parallel world! I must've been dragged in here by some monsters!

That's right.

The desk was an altered form of a monster.

This is inside the stomach of the monster.

I can't run outside anymore.

Wait!

What did you do that for?

You can't even respect the most fundamental rule of the school life,

“Do not run on the hallway”?!

This is not the time to be making stuff like that an issue!

Yes, this is the time!

There, there, Aiko.

Class vice president.

He's just got here.

You should take it easy on him.

Wh-What are you guys?

There's no need to be afraid.

We're students just like you, who have been locked away in this school.

Come. I'll introduce you to my fellow students.

Fellow students?

That's right. We're working together in order to make this dead school a better place.

Hey, you must be a new student!

Let's be friends!

We welcome you!

What's going on?

I'd like to begin the 11024th homeroom!

Here's the agenda.

We welcome our new student Tadao Yokoshima. Self-introduction. How to build a better school.

Wait just a minute!

If you've got time to be doing stuff like that, don't you want to go outside?

Yokoshima! You can't even respect the basic rule of the school life,

“Raise your hand if you want to speak up"?

Here.

Go ahead, Yokoshima.

Wait just a minute.

If you've got time to be doing stuff like that, don't you want to go outside?

We would've done that a long time ago if there were a way to go outside.

Do you have any idea how many years we've been here?

Time is sort of meaningless here, but our class president Aiko has been here the longest.

It's been 32 years already ever since she's got locked away in here.

32 YEARS It's been 32 years already ever since she's got locked away in here.

32 YEARS

32 YEARS 32 years...?!

32 YEARS

What?! The desk is gone?!

That's impossible! Are you sure someone didn't take it outside?

There's no way! It was right there until just a minute ago!

They must've realized that I'm here.

They're just monsters that lurk in the school!

Are they willing to stand against me?

That's Yokoshima's...

She's super sexy and hot.

If she's okay with Yokoshima, she sure is okay with me.

I'll be your dog!

Keep me around you and use me!

I'd do anything!

What's wrong with them?!

Does your school mass-produce students like these?

No, they're just young... Hey, stop it!

I guess Yokoshima wasn't the only special case.

Oh, no!

Miss Mikami!

Don't slack off on cleaning

Don't slack off on cleaning Now we've decided that this week's goal to be “don't slack off on cleaning"!

Don't slack off on cleaning

It's wrong... Something is wrong...

Miss Mikami!

Miss Mikami!

Yokoshima! Where am I?

M-Miss Mikami...

So you came to rescue me!

She's a teacher!

A teacher finally came to this school!

Wh-What's their problem?

Now we can finally have classes, which we all have been waiting for!

As a class officer, I welcome you in behalf of our class!

Ever since we've got locked away in here,

we have been working so hard to have a fulfilling school life!

But we simply can't have the school life only with students!

So we've had no choice but to keep on having only homeroom classes all this time!

We've been hoping that one day a teacher will show up!

Wh-What's going on?

I don't know but these people are crazy.

Let's get away from here now!

What? Get away from here?

You're a teacher, but you refuse to stay at school?

What happened to the fundamental rule of the school life?

Who are you calling teacher?

You're not a teacher?

You don't teach classes?

We're going to have a homeroom again?

They're possessed by something...

I'd better not excite them unnecessarily...

All right, guys! Let's start the class!

Everyone, go to your desk!

Yahoo!

Hey! What do you think you're doing?!

Just go and sit at your desk!

I'll think about how to get out of here later.

Are you sure?

The first class Are you sure?

The first class

I'll begin the first class.

The first class is...

We're thrilled. We're thrilled. We're thrilled.

Err...

Study hall!

Teacher!

Please teach the class!

Shut up! It's study hall because I say so!

It won't open!

Math

What?

Teacher... Teacher... Teacher...

Basically I'm going to be forced to play school no matter what, huh?

Teacher!

All right, fine!

Oh, no! Not you, too, Miss Mikami!

Now Mikami is made out to be a teacher against her will!

The two's destiny will be revealed after the commercial break!

They haven't come out of there for four hours now. What are we supposed to do?

I'm calling someone about it right now.

Hello, this is Karasu.

Hello? Is this Master Karasu? Miss Mikami is in big trouble!

I'm sorry, but I'm out of town right now.

Please leave a message after the “Kah!” sound...

Then... I'll call Miss Meiko Rokudo!

Hello? This is Meiko Rokudo!

Miss Meiko, Miss Mikami is...

Actually I'm not home right now!

Please leave a message...

Next, class vice president, I need you to translate it.

Yes.

Before she knew it she had gotten used to the environment and blended in with others...

Oh, Yokoshima, you don't look so well. What's the matter?

Miss Mikami...

Talk to me if something is bothering you. I'll do anything to help.

W-Well, actually... You've been on my mind. I haven't been able to eat or sleep at night.

Y-Yokoshima...

Miss Mikami... Miss Mikami...

Yokoshima...

I love you! I love you so much!

I need you right now!

No, we can't do that! No, Yokoshima! I'm your...

Stop that stupid scribbling!

Oh, no! My teacher saw my secret!

Jeez, if you don't quit that nonsense, I'll reduce your hourly rate!

Hourly rate?!

Wait... What am I doing? I was acting like a teacher without even thinking about it!

Does that mean the monster is controlling my mind now?

Give me a break! I need to get out of this classroom right now!

How can I reasonably leave this room during the class?

Oh, I know!

That's impressive!

Now I want you to translate these English sentences!

Each of you, begin now!

Yes!

Yokoshima!

You come to the front and do it.

Well...

What? You can't do it?

You stand in the hallway then!

Teacher...

I can call you Reiko!

Snap out of it already, you knuckleheadl

Huh? Miss Mikami?

Anyway we managed to get out of the classroom.

Now we're going to find the exit!

She ran away!

Miss Mikami!

If you want to play school that badly...

I will mentor you!

If you make me mad I'll make sure you face the consequences!

She's been complaining about this and that, but she's actually getting into it...

Did you just say something?

No, nothing.

Just when I thought things were getting more like a real school after she came...

We need to bring her back no matter what!

I'm sure she'll understand if we do our best to convince her!

Let's give it all we've got!

Teacher!

I can't believe you guys admire me this much... Oh, my beloved students!

Teacher!

I'm getting so excited just thinking about it!

Blossom of youth! That definitely is the blossom of youth!

Let's hurry and find the teacher!

Teacher! Where are you?

Science Lab Teacher! Where are you?

Science Lab

All right. We'll ambush them here and fight back.

But we don't even know the identity of the monster. Do you have a way to deal with it?

Good point! This is a science lab.

We'll do an experiment to reveal the identity of the monster.

Experiment?

It sounds like they're here.

Teacher, we didn't know you were here!

You can't get away anymore.

You figured out where I was pretty quickly.

As if you connected the space directly to this space to chase me down. Who did it?

I don't know what you're talking about, Teacher.

Just teach the class please.

Please understand our passion!

Teacher!

Please come back!

The class has already started. Come over here.

Are you sure this is going to work?

GOt'ya!

I inserted the spiritual wave into the hair string and pasted it on the floor!

It's harmless to humans, but the spiritual wave reacts to monsters and it emits a flash of light!

Darn!

I've had enough of your school drama!

Now this teacher, no... This Ghost Sweeper Reiko Mikami will send you to...

the guidance counselor's room!

You shouldn't administer corporal punishment!

Besides you can't change anything just because you figured out my identity!

Because I'm the one who's running this school!

I only wanted to create a fun school life!

I can't forgive you for interrupting me like this!

Wait! Hey, you!

What are we doing?

Teacher! Where are we?

I'm not your teacher!

This is my school!

I won't allow anyone to get in my way!

You idiot!

To hell with your school! There's no way an insane school like this exists!

Do you enjoy manipulating others for the sake of playing school that much?

M-Miss Mikami, you shouldn't excite her any more than you already have...

You moron! Don't you get it?

It breaks my heart to have a student like this in my class!

Teacher... To tell you the truth, I just wanted you to scold me.

See? I knew she would like that kind of stuff.

I'm a monster that was altered into a desk.

I've always yearned for the school life.

I just wanted to experience what it is like to be young...

But after all I realized that it's impossible for a monster to do that... I'm sorry!

Aiko...

You've got it all wrong!

What you're experiencing right now is what being young is all about!

Being young is to chase the dream,

get heartbroken by the dream and realize it was just a dream at the end...

Your tears are the very proof of being young!

Vice president...

Despite the fact that I was manipulated by you, I still enjoyed the school life with you!

Really?

He's right, Class President!

That's right!

Let's begin!

Let's enjoy the togetherness!

Everyone... So will you forgive me?

We're classmates!

We're classmates!

I'm sorry! I was... I was...

Teacher, this is what's right, isn't it? We're not wrong, are we?

And after this, we're going to run towards the sunset, aren't we?

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Everyone needs somebody. You need to support each other. Just do whatever you want.

The bell at the end of the class?

We're back!

Mr. Yokoshima! Miss Mikami! Thank goodness!

Do you want to know what happened to Aiko after that?

I'm sorry. I sent all the other students back to the schools where they initially came from.

It seems that she's sorry for what she's done and is ready to clean up her act,

so can you use her as a desk?

I can never be a student,

but I at least want to listen to the class as a piece of school equipment!

G-Give me a break! Don't you agree? She's a desk monster, you know!

Why are you silent for 6 seconds?! You two!

Hey, why is the camera drawing back?

We all became teachers, dreaming for a student like that!

But in real life all we have is nothing but loveless students!

We don't care if she's a monster! You're our student!

What?

All right, Aiko. Read the next one.

Okay.

Stop teaching the desk! Before she knew it she had gotten used to the environment and blended in with others...

What about my supplement class? Before she knew it she had gotten used to the environment and blended in with others...

Will I get to advance to the next year? Before she knew it she had gotten used to the environment and blended in with others...

Maybe you're better off failing the grade,

considering the fact that you're less intelligent than a monster.

Most likely she will show up again at the same time.

After all Aiko settled down in the school!

My supplement class!

My promotion!

It's not clear if Yokoshima managed to advance to the next year.

_g',

Helping Santa Clause? That sounds pretty romantic!

Let's go and make the children's dreams come true!

How wonderful that I get to make everyone happy!

Hey, you! It's very obvious what your true motives are!

You say that, but you need to stop pretending yourself, too, Miss Mikami!

The Santa Clause's Gift! Ghost Sweeper Mikami!

The Santa Clause's Gift! The Santa Clause's Gift!

The Santa Clause's Gift!

Come on! Let's go!

Ikashita looks pose kimete

Business ni kuridasu noyo

Super rich na guarantee

lppo mo yuzure nai wa

Kiken na hodo

Moeru no

Donna aite datte ryouri shichau kara

You don't cry any more

Nigenaide kitto kateru wa

Watashi dake wo shinjite ne

You don't cry any more

Ashita wa zutto kyou yori high na

Toki wo kizameru wa

Believe in me