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Let the hair flow in the wind

A sexy bodY

If I jump around in this town in my high heels

Big money coming, yeah!

At the foot of the skyscrapers

The trap of anachronism

If they're dangerous and frantic people

I'll send them all to Heaven

My darling techniques

You can keep whichever you like

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

You have nowhere to go because you're a ghost

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

I'll find you now

Ghost Sweeper

#201 Dr. Chaos

Mr. Chaos? I know you in there, Mr. Chaos!

What are you sneaking around and hiding from me for?

I-I wasn't hiding!

I was channeling my concentration in the dark place

and trying to come up with the idea for my new great invention!

Pay the rent!

Like I said, my new invention is...

Pay the rent right now!

How come the people in this country are so strong when it comes to money?

I need you to move out if you can't pay the rent before the end of the day today!

I-I will pay it, so p-please give me a little more time!

Pure-Hearted Maria in Love!

Yakuchindo

Yakuchindo Check out this great invention!

Yakuchindo

“Dr. Chaos' Training Chopsticks"!

I'd take the half of the sales as patent royalty!

Just to get it started you can pay me about 1 million yen for now!

Thanks, but no thanks.

Th-Then what about this?

This is the electrical brain that lets you do 3-digit addition by only pushing the buttons!

Are you stupid or what?

Hello!

How are you doing, Mr. Yakuchin?

We came to pick up what Miss Mikami ordered.

Please! I don't care what it is! Just buy something from me!

If I can't pay the rent my landlord will beat me with a naginata!

That's not my business.

Don't be like that. That's not my business.

Don't be like that.

Hey!

Please!

I don't care how much you pay me!

I thought I was going to die...

Th-Thanks, Maria! You saved me.

Yes, Dr. Chaos.

What an amazing power!

This girl is a robot.

What?

She's a robot?! I had no idea...

She's my masterpiece, Maria!

Why did you show me the garbage earlier when you can make something this great?

This is wonderful!

Actually...

Actually what?

Actually what is it?

I can't remember how I made her at all...

A human only uses 1/3 of his brain in his lifetime.

Chaos, who's gained immortality, has used 100% of his brain during 300 years

and managed to discover and invent many different things.

However, now that he's over 1000 years old,

his brain has been filled up, so he has a poor memory.

As a result whenever he learns something new he usually loses one of his old memories.

Jeez, it's not that great to live so long...

Will you sell that girl to me?

N-No! I'd sell anything but this!

Um, excuse me, but can I go ahead and get the items?

10 million yen! No, I'll pay 50 million yen!

N-No... Without her, I can't even take care of myself in the bathroom...

Oh, well. Let's just get the items and go back for now.

For the talisman for Crushing Evil... This one and this one...

Make sure to get the right number and kind.

If you don't, Miss Mikami will complain later.

Love Potion

L-Love potion?

I don't know but I feel funny...

I love you so much! I love you, Yokoshima!

You can do whatever you want to do to me!

“Wh-Whatever", you said?

Whatever!

Th-That is the hope and dream for all mankind!

Check the structure and mass-produce it.

Um, but...

I guaranteed you will rake in money!

But if I dismantle it carelessly I won't be able to put it back together...

Let's see... Oh, this one. I need ten of these...

Now's the chance... I must not let this chance slip away!

I-I need it no matter what!

Damn...

Yes!

No, no, no, no!

Oh, no! The hope and dream for all mankind!

What are you doing, boy? Stop making all that noise!

What's the matter, Maria?

Th-This is...

H-Hey, th-that was an accident! Accident, okay? It's not like I was trying to steal it or anything!

Mr. Yokoshima.

I love you.

H-Hey, M-Maria?

Wh-What's wrong with you?

Mr. Yokoshima.

I love you.

That love potion is too strong, I had to stop selling it!

Once it takes effect, the one who took it will keep on holding the other person

until his or hers spine is broken and kissing the person until he or she's suffocated!

Wh-What did you say?

If Maria holds you, she won't just break your spine, but she'll crush your body!

Maria, stop it!

No, Dr. Chaos. I love Mr. Yokoshima.

Mr. Yokoshima, run!

Th-This isn't good...

I'll go and get Miss Mikami!

I'll go back to my apartment.

I have the perfect invention for a time like this!

Things have got very complicated...

Yokoshima, honey! I love you so much!

The potion was splashed on him, too?

Wh-What did you say?

Maria is in love with Yokoshima?!

I'm specialized in dealing with monsters.

What am I supposed to do with a robot?

But at this rate Mr. Yokoshima's body will be...

M-Miss Mikami!

I've always thought that he wouldn't die in a decent way, but...

I guess his final moment will be even crueler than I've expected. Poor guy.

Give me a break! He might really die, you know!

Jeez, I guess I have no choice...

It looks like I managed to lose her.

Why do things like this always happen to only me?

A taste of your own medicine

A taste of your own medicine You pay for your own action.

A taste of your own medicine

A taste of your own medicine That's called “a taste of your own medicine”!

A taste of your own medicine

A taste of your own medicine Yokoshima seems to show no sign of remorse!

Yokoshima seems to show no sign of remorse!

It should be safe now that I've come this far...

Mr. Yokoshima.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, Maria. I appreciate your feeling, but why don't we stay friends?

Okay? Okay?

Friends?

That's right! Friends! You understand that, right? Pure relationship! Healthy youth!

Mr. Yokoshima...

Don't you like me?

N-No, that's not what I'm trying to say!

I like you, Mr. Yokoshima!

Rocket arm!

Chaos is just an old geezer now, but he was genius around the time he invented Maria.

I'm not sure if only this many weapons could do anything about it...

I must hurry!

Mr. Chaos...

I see you having fun with that stuff!

I assume you have made enough money to pay the rent!

I-I'm actually in such a big hurry right now.

Please, let me go!

Mr. Yokoshima... I won't let you go any more.

Yokoshima, honey! Tell me where you are!

S-Stop!

And meanwhile one more thing was charging up, looking for Yokoshima!

Forgive me! No!

Mr. Yokoshima, I love you.

Why do you dodge my kiss?

Th-That was a kiss?! If I take stuff like my skull will be shattered into pieces!

Kiss me... Mr. Yokoshima...

I can't! Only grownups can kiss!

Wh-What's that?

Low-level

Low-level spiritual bombs?!

Yokoshima!

Run! Hurry up and get in the car!

M-M-Miss Mikami!

Mr. Yokoshima...

I'm sorry!

I knew you would come save me! I knew it!

I'm going faster!

Oh, no!

Turning off the internal circuit breaker is the only way to stop Maria.

I wish I made it remotely-controllable when I first made her...

At any rate I must retrieve her undamaged by controlling the breaker remotely

with this “Chaos' psychic powers generating device”!

Reiko Mikami doesn't know how to hold back.

M-Maria!

Miss Mikami, where are we going?

To the bankrupted rock quarry located in the suburb.

I told the police that we're filming a movie there,

so I'll get to use all my weapons without hesitations!

Your weapons? But your opponent isn't a monster or a ghost.

Look down by your foot.

What are these?

Money can buy pretty much anything.

What do you think you're going to use this many weapons for?!

Oh, there are many things I could use them for.

For example, I can use it against this stupid guy,

who was thinking about using the love potion on me!

Do you think she's coming? Maybe we've lost her...

You can't underestimate the Chaos when he was a brilliant alchemist.

I know for sure that Maria will come!

I hope I can capture her with this.

Here she comes!

Mr. Yokoshima...

Don't take it personal!

This is idiot Yokoshima's fault!

S-Sorry, Maria! I hope you rest in peace!

N-No way!

I-It didn't even leave a scratch on her?!

What is that girl made of?

Mr. Yokoshima...

Miss Mikami! Miss Mikami, help me!

Stay away from me! I don't want to get caught up in it!

You're so heartless!

Shut up!

Hey, stop it!

Miss Mikami! Hey, stop it!

Miss Mikami!

I said, stay away from me!

Mr. Yokoshima.

See ya!

This is it! I know I'm going to die here!

Get away from me!

No way! I'm not going to let you go!

Hey!

Oh, I know!

Maria, I like someone else.

Someone else?

That's right! Someone else. It's Miss Reiko Mikami!

Wh-What are you talking about?!

You moron!

If I'm going to die, I'm going to die with you, getting you caught up in the middle of it!

Give me a break!

Reiko Mikami.

W-Wait...

Maria, wait!

Chaos?!

That potion made you think you like this man!

Othenuise, why would you even fall in love with this good-for-nothing man?

Any woman in right mind would rather be with a sea anemone then being with him!

No, Dr. Chaos. It has nothing to do with the potion.

Of course it does! Anyway you need to wake up!

What did you even come here for?

Mr. Yokoshima, do you like Reiko Mikami?

Yes! Yes! I like her so much! I like her breasts, thighs and butt! I like them all!

So please forget about me!

Reiko Mikami, do you like Mr. Yokoshima?

There's no way I like a beast like him!

Only you should go ahead and die, you beast!

I don't care about anything anymore. Just die with me!

Yokoshima, honey!

Yokoshima, honey! I finally found you!

You need to accept my love for you!

The love potion was splashed on him, too!

Reiko, do something about him!

Do something?!

Damn it!

It's all over, you know! Please die together!

Here I come!

Maria!

If you intercept my love, I will crush you!

If you break Mr. Yokoshima, I will not forgive you!

I'm an ancient Chinese stone statue!

I'm not going to be defeated by some European automaton!

I'll show you how deep my love is!

I will protect Mr. Yokoshima even if I break.

Please let me go! Let me go!

Stop it, Maria!

N-No... Please forgive me...

Mr. Yokoshima, do you like Maria?

I do! I do! I like you so much! I'd do anything, so please let me live!

What's the percentage of your love for Reiko Mikami?

I like Dr. Chaos 100%.

But I like you 728% more than I like Dr. Chaos, Mr. Yokoshima.

I like you very much.

Sh-She stopped.

The circuit must've been strained too much. It must've shut down the breaker.

At any rate she stopped at the perfect timing.

Is it possible that she shut down the breaker on her own in order to protect Yokoshima?

That stone statue cost me a lot of money! What are you going to do about that?

That wasn't my fault!

Oh, being alive is so fabulous!

I guess not...

It's not certain if Maria shut down herself for Yokoshima,

but girls' heans are truly mysterious indeed.

The idea may also apply to robots' hearts.

Production number T1676. I am Maria.

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Shoryuki came to the human world!

She asked me to find the Heavenly Dragon Child, who escaped from the mountain, but...

Miss Mikami, are you going to accept her request?

Supposedly monsters are after that boy!

What are you talking about?

This is a chance to make a god owe us one!

How could you be so...

Ghost Sweeper Mikami.

Dragon Prince!! Ghost Sweeper Mikami.

Dragon Prince!! Dragon Prince!

Dragon Prince!

Jeez, stop giving me troubles! You're a god for god's sake!

Looking good, strike a pose

I'm on my way to take care of business

A ton of money is guaranteed

It's absolutely nonnegotiable

The more dangerous it is

The more exciting it becomes

No matter what kind of ghost it is, I take care of it

You don't cry any more

Don't run away because I know you will win

Trust only me

You don't cry any more

I'm sure tomorrow we can have

A much better time than today

Believe in me