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Let the hair flow in the wind

A sexy bodY

If I jump around in this town in my high heels

Big money coming, yeah!

At the foot of the skyscrapers

The trap of anachronism

If they're dangerous and frantic people

I'll send them all to Heaven

My darling techniques

You can keep whichever you like

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

You have nowhere to go because you're a ghost

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

I'll find you now

Ghost Sweeper

Why is everyone being so tense and uptight?

Oh yeah, I guess you don't know about it, huh?

There is one... in this area...

There is what?

A ghost ship.

G-Ghost ship?!

Not only that, it somehow shows up during the summer, too.

What is that?

C-Captain!

I see something that looks like a ship 20 degrees to port!

What's on the radar?

Th-There's nothing on it!

D-Don't tell me it's a ghost ship...

So it is?!

N-No way...

A torpedo?!

Chase the Ghost Submarine!

Concerning the seriousness of the situation,

Marine Ultra Science Security Unit hired a Ghost Sweeper

and began conducting a hunt for the ghost ship!

I don't see anything...

Okinu, have you seen any changes on the teleplasm radar?

No. So far nothing has shown up on it.

I see.

What are you guys looking at?

Oh, we're just checking out the eye candy.

Do you want to see it, too?

Give me a break!

Do you have any idea how much sweat I've shed

and how much blood I've dropped in order to be close to her butt that's just like a ripen peach?!

That is my butt! It belongs only to me!

Therefore, you guys should get back to work.

Whose what belongs to who, you said?

Miss Mikami's butt is Miss Mikami's only...

I'm sorry.

Spirits in the air!

Something is coming this way!

What's that?

A torpedo?!

TheY'Ve got us!

Yokoshima! Get our stuff!

O-Okay!

All crew must evacuate!

Go to the lifeboat!

Come on, hurry up!

Yokoshima, have you secured our stuff?

I have, but what's up with this lifeboat?

M-My ship...

A... a submarine?!

So that was the ghost submarine...

No wonder it didn't even show up on the teleplasm radar.

Go after it! They've got some nerve, sinking the boat I was on!

B-But with this rubber boat, there's nothing we can do...

Oh no, yes you can!

I don't care if it's a submarine or an Aegis destroyer!

They picked a fight with me first, and I need to make sure that they pay for it!

God, help us...

Hurry up and go after it!

It's getting away!

But...

That son of a bitch... I knew it'd show up...

That's a boat! Perfect timing!

Humph... How ruthless of them...

You came just in time! We almost got killed!

I promise you I'll make them pay!

Huh? Hey, w-wait!

Are you going to save us?

Oh, no...

Oh? Where did they go?

Damn Nomura...! I swear I'll get you today!

All right! Keep going. it'll be perfect!

Wh-Who are you guys?!

That's not important! Just follow that ghost submarine! I'm going to sink them!

What? But that's my prey!

I've been chasing him...

For over 50 years!

50 years?

That's right.

The name of the captain of the submarine is Goro Nomura,

former lieutenant colonel of the imperial navy.

He's the man, who sank his ally's destroyer, which I was on.

Boss! The sonar detected something. A ship is approaching.

I'm not a boss. Call me Captain.

Yes, Boss!

He didn't get it...

I knew you would come, Nagashima!

All crew, get ready to attack!

AVG, aye, Boss!

Give me that ladle!

Nomura and I joined the naval academy in the same year.

We both achieved somewhat successful careers.

But while I became the captain of the cool, energetic and courageous destroyer...

He only became the captain of gloomy, stinky and lame submarine.

Pathetically he envied it and begrudged it.

One day, of all things, he launched a real torpedo into my ship during the training!

My ship sank along with many casualties.

He's dead now,

but he continues to commit wrongful act using the ghosts in the ocean as his subordinates.

What a ruthless, cruel, senseless and fearful man he is!

For the sake of world peace, he must be brought down by me,

who's merciful, thoughtful and with a strong sense of justice!

Enough of your self-serving statements!

How dare you blab about all that nonsense?!

To hell with the captain of the cool, energetic and courageous destroyer!

A destroyer is nothing but a sidekick of a battleship!

What did you just say?!

First of all, it was you, who launched a real torpedo into my submarine and sank it!

Who the hell is responsible for my death?!

You're the one who shot first! I only counterattacked you because of that!

No! You're shot at us first!

No, it was you!

I had never liked you since we were kids anyway!

I didn't like you even before you were born!

You lying son of a bitch!

What did you call me, you asshole!

You moron!

Frickin' idiot!

Bonehead!

I don't really know what's going on, but while they're at it...

Anti-Ship Super Powerful

Anti-Ship Super Powerful Let me pay back for what you did to me earlier!

Take this!

Crap... She's exorcising?!

Poof?

It must've got damped from the seawater...

You've got backup? That's not fair, Nagashima!

I don't know them!

Yokoshima! Give me some weapons!

What? Weapons?

I don't care what it is! Just give me something!

Go undennater now! Flood the main tank!

Whoa, you're running away?!

It's because a girl like you butted in!

I was so close to shutting him down!

So what? What's the big deal if you beat him in the argument?!

Anyway, we must get ready for battle! I'm going to finally end it this year!

“This year"...? You mean you guys have been doing this every year for the last 50 years?

Of course.

Ghost! You keep an eye on the sonar!

This is a teleplasm sonar.

How is it different from the teleplasm radar?

It can even spot ghosts in the water.

CURSING EXPLOSIVE

CURSING EXPLOSIVE That's not all!

CURSING EXPLOSIVE We've got explosives with amulets, too!

CURSING EXPLOSIVE

Devil... Bring it on! I'm not going to get defeated by you.

I won't let you get away no matter what

even if it means to lay my body at the bottom of the dark ocean...

You're about to get struck by justice!

He fell on his own and passed out...

This old man isn't easy to handle, huh?

Let's just forget him and take care of the business on our own!

Okinu, what do you see on the sonar?

There's a response in the rear right!

All right!

This boat is much better when it comes to maneuvering in a small radius!

Go!

Yokoshima, toss a buoy over there!

Okay.

SEAL EVIL Okay.

SEAL EVIL

Put the second one over there!

Got it!

Miss Mikami, what's the point of doing this?

Don't worry about that. I want you to do what I say!

All right...

She sure is bossy... She could've at least told me why...

The third one! Right over there!

O-Okay!

And the last one for here.

Okay.

The first phase of the strategy is complete!

What? The first phase?

Boss! It looks like the enemy's boat keeps on moving around up there.

I told you to stop calling me “Boss”!

You can struggle all you want, but it's pointless, Nagashima!

I'll send you to the bottom of the sea today!

From 1 to 4, get ready to launch the torpedo!

Fire!

Miss Mikami! Torpedoes are coming!

There are four of them.

All right, let's have some fun!

Help me!

Do they think they can hit such a small target like this boat?

Mr. Yokoshima!

Miss Mikami, Mr. Yokoshima is...

Jeez, he's so clumsy!

I can't take it anymore!

M-Miss Mikami?

I had a faith in you...

Are you okay, Yokoshima?

Yes, I'm okay. Miss Mikami...

Okay. Then, take this.

This is the Cursing Rope...

That's right!

What do you want me to do with this?

Use this rope and connect those buoys!

I don't want to do it!

What if I get hit by those torpedoes?

Don't worry. I'll lure those torpedoes.

Okay, why don't I give you a special bonus if you do what I say?

Obviously my life is more important than money!

Oh, really? You think that the bonus means just money.

What?

All day today you can do whatever you please with me, Yokoshima!

I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!

Here I come!

Yokoshima is so useful!

Hey, now...

Now it's come to this, fire all the torpedoes we have!

Torpedoes are coming!

This time there are so many of them!

Who does he think he is?

Bonus, bonus, bonus!

What kind of idiot would let this kind of opponunity slip away? Bring it on!

That one is the next...

All right, here I come!

Bonus! Bonus! Two more left!

That Yokoshima! What's taking him so long?

My bonus is Reiko!

Fire! Fire! Fire!

Yokoshima!

Okay, it's done! Miss Mikami!

The second phase of the strategy is complete!

Boss, the enemy swiveled quickly!

Nagashima! Running around like a little rat, huh?

Now it's come to this, fire torpedoes at point-blank range and kill him!

But that might put us in danger, too!

If that's the case, let the submarine crew's hot boiling blood protect us!

Miss Mikami!

The submarine is getting closer to us! At this rate, they're going to catch up with us soon!

Let's begin the final phase of the strategy!

Miss Mikami, I'm over here!

Don't let him get away no matter what!

Miss Mikami!

Mi...

The submarine is right below us!

It looks like I'm the one who'll be laughing at the end!

They fell for it!

In the name of Reiko Mikami, the evil spirit shall be sealed right here!

Barrier!

It worked! I trapped the ghost submarine inside the barrier!

Wh-What is this?

Boss, it's a barrier!

I'll shatter stuff like that with the burning fighting spirits of my submarine crew!

Launch all the torpedoes we have into the barrier!

We have no more torpedoes left!

We have no more torpedoes left! We have no more torpedoes left!

We have no more torpedoes left!

What?! Do you mean to say it's okay for me to be defeated by Nagashima?!

Miss Mikami! You did it!

Drop the explosions!

Whoa, wait! Miss Mikami, what are you doing?!

Oh no! The amulets are on the submarine!

At this rate, it's going to make the submarine float!

Flood the tank! Go downward all the way!

We don't have enough time, Boss!

Crap! I absolutely refuse to be defeated by someone like Nagashima! I refuse it!

Now that it's come to this, I'm going to give it all I've got!

I'll show him the spirit of the submarine crew!

That'll show you!

How dare you?!

I don't care that you want to work off grudges from the time you were alive,

but I think you've gone a little too far with it!

I, Reiko Mikami the Ghost Sweeper, will send you to...

Heaven!

Oh, no! If the bridge gets damaged, we'll never be able to move again!

Eat this!

Wait a second, Miss Mikami!

Look at Mr. Yokoshima!

M-Miss Mikami...

Fire!

Are you trying to kill me?

I thought it's okay to shoot because you beckoned to me.

Hey, now...

My submarine!

I don't remember much about what happened, but I guess I beat him while I was unconscious!

What kind of thought process is that?

Now you've witnessed my capabilities, Nomura!

Don't give me that crap!

Now neither of our ships is moving, so it's a draw!

Today is the day I'm going to settle a score with you!

Come at me with bare hands! Bare hands!

So you want to get beat up?

They're not done yet?

But now neither the submarine nor the captain can go anywhere!

I feel so much better!

I've never liked you since we were going to Jinjo Elementary School anyway!

I didn't like you even before you were born!

What a meaningless and ugly battle this is...

I wonder why they can't just forget the grudges and forgive each other.

You're questioning that after you did what you did...? You're not convincing at all.

Umm... B-By the way, what's the deal with my s-s-s-special bonus?

Bonus?

For you?

By who and why?

For what?

Don't be like that! I risked my life for it! I almost died out there!

Remember all the promise you made?

Promise? Tell me in what month, on what date, at what time I made the promise with you.

Do you have a contract?

She tricked me again!

Poor Yokoshima who keeps on getting played by Mikami because he has no learning ability!

I'll kick you butt again next year!

Bring it on!

It is obvious they have no problem, keeping this feud alive for another 100 or 200 years!

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Give me a break! Why do I have to play tennis with Emi at a place like this?

There, there, Miss Mikami. Just give it a try in the sake of saving the face of Master Karasu.

What are you doing?

What? I'm in the filming crew, so...

Knock it off!

Ghost Sweeper Mikami!

Heavenly Smash! Ghost Sweeper Mikami!

Heavenly Smash! Heavenly Smash!

Heavenly Smash!

Heavenly Smash! The best of 3-set match!

The best of 3-set match!

Mikami, service, play!

Looking good, strike a pose

I'm on my way to take care of business

A ton of money is guaranteed

It's absolutely nonnegotiable

The more dangerous it is

The more exciting it becomes

No matter what kind of ghost it is, I take care of it

You don't cry any more

Don't run away because I know you will win

Trust only me

You don't cry any more

I'm sure tomorrow we can have

A much better time than today

Believe in me