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Let the hair flow in the wind

A sexy bodY

If I jump around in this town in my high heels

Big money coming, yeah!

At the foot of the skyscrapers

The trap of anachronism

If they're dangerous and frantic people

I'll send them all to Heaven

My darling techniques

You can keep whichever you like

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

You have nowhere to go because you're a ghost

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

I'll find you now

Ghost Sweeper

OUNABARA MARINE HOTEL

Where is she? Where is she?

Where is she?

Who is it this late at night?

Wh-Wh-What was that just now?!

What's going on, Ken?

I-I just saw it! A monster!

Temptations on the Summer Beach

Incidents like that have been happening repeatedly.

And not only that, some fishermen got pulled into the ocean

and they found their fishing nets torn apart...

It must be the work of the same monster!

We haven't experienced anything significant at our hotel

other than having some seafood stolen from the kitchen.

But the rumors have been spreading fast.

Some people have already canceled their reservations with us.

Mr. Yokoshima! What is this?

Hey, don't get it close to me! It's called a sea slaterl

I see! There are so many rare creatures on the beach!

This must be your first visit to an ocean, Okinu.

That's right! This is my first since I've died, too!

You find lots of strange creatures on the beach!

What you see over there is a girl-picking bug.

Hey, girl! Wanna swim with me?

Hey, how about you?

Hey, girl, give me your phone number!

I saw the same bug at the swimming pool the other day, too!

He shows up wherever there are girls.

He's a persistent fool.

Excuse me, are you listening to me?

Oh, don't worry. I'm listening.

Basically you want me to find out what it is and make him never come back again, right?

Just relax and let me handle it.

O-Okay...

I'd like to have dinner at 7PM!

Make that a special menu, too!

Certainly.

I've heard that she's the best Ghost Sweeper around,

but it seems that she has no interest in working whatsoever...

Is this really going to be okay?

All right! Let's do this!

Here I come!

I guess I can use this for calligraphy.

Wait up!

Hey, girl!

So annoyiflQ!

Hey, girl!

Stupid! Get out of my face! Hey, girl!

Stupid! Get out of my face!

No, thank you. I'm not in need.

IGNORED

Just like what happened at the swimming pool the other day, this is going to be...

Why?

There are supposed to be the same amount of men and women in this world...

Curse you, sun!

I'm not going to cry... No, I'm not going to cry...

Excuse me, but are you alone?

A-Are you talking to me?!

Yes.

I-I can't believe it... But it hurts...

You're a funny person.

Yes, I am a funny person.

You're alone, aren't you?

Yes, I am alone.

I saw you talking to many girls...

I was looking for someone to talk to, too.

I hope I'm not bothering you...

NOT AT ALL

NOT AT ALL No, you're not at all!

Thank you, sun! This is very unprecedented! One chance in a million!

The greatest thing of all time! The best thing ever! The first and last super lucky opportunity!

My name is Namiko.

I'm Tadao Yokoshima.

Mr. Yokoshima, do you have a girlfriend?

No, I don't! Not even a little bit!

L...

...was dating someone for a long time, but...

...he was always cheating on me, so I just broke up with him.

Wh-What is this? What is this atmosphere that I've never been in before?

Is she trying to ease her loneliness with me? With me? With me! With this guy?!

Sweet! What a sweet development this is!

Wh-What a jerk he is! I can't believe he made a girl like you sad.

Mr. Yokoshima! What is this?

M-Mr. Yokoshima is...?!

Um, if you don't mind, would you like to come visit me in my hotel room?

I'm staying at Ounabara Marine Hotel right over there.

I'd love to chat with you some more... Okay?

Spring... It's summer right now, but this is the springtime of my life!

Yokoshima!

Yokoshima!

It's strange... I wonder where he went...

Okinu, do you have any idea where he went?

N-No, I have no idea whatsoever!

Oh well, but I'll have to torture him when he comes back!

Let's start the work without him.

Yes?

Welcome.

H-H-H-Hello. G-G-G-Good evening.

I've ordered something from room service. Please eat with me.

S-Sure!

It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen.

Something is gonna happen tonight.

I'm a little scared, but my hean is filled with sweet anticipations!

Well, cheers to your eyes!

Cheers!

So this is the kitchen that's supposedly suffered damage.

Oh?

It's a fish scale.

You'd expect to see stuff like this on the floor.

People cook in here everyday.

I-I guess you're right.

Do you like seafood?

Yes, I do.

Those pale fingers like white fish and those beautiful teeth like pearls...

I just love how crunchy turban shells are!

Is everything OKBY7

N-No...

The woman, who devours the whole turban shell like that...

The woman, who crunches the shells of turban shells...

I won't... I won't let such a minor thing like this...

ruin this awesome opportunity, which finally fell into my lap!

What's the matter? You don't like it?

E-Everything is fine! I really like it!

I can feel the spirits in the air!

There's something over there!

I found you! Prepare yourself!

This is as far as you go!

Just surrender and go to the afterlife, othenuise I'll get rid of you by force!

Is he going crazy?!

Yes! You did it!

But you know what? This is a costume...

What?

Someone is inside.

Oh my...

But it's strange... I did feel the strong presence of spirits.

He regained consciousness...

Hey you! Explain to me what this is all about!

The hotel next door has sent him here.

They must've tried to start the false rumor that this hotel is possessed by the monster,

hoping to steal your customers.

I see...

Please forgive me!

They just hired me as a part-time worker!

All I did was walking around the hallways!

I didn't do anything else!

That's a lie! You're going to pay for the food that you stole from the kitchen!

I-I didn't do such a thing!

Just shut up and come with me!

So now the case is closed.

I guess so... But it's strange...

I could've sworn that it was the 12th floor that the monster jumped out the window from...

So that means the perpetrator is actually someone else...

It seems that it's better for us to wait for it to show up again for now.

Miss Namiko!

I... I... I can't...

The water got on my legs!

Wh-Wh-Wh-What...

Now you saw me...

M-Miss Namiko was a mermaid?!

I won't... I won't let a minor thing like this...

She might be a mermaid in the water,

but once she's on the ground I bet she's no different from a human...

You'll go back to normal if it dries up, right? Right?

You don't care that I'm a mermaid?

I don't care if you are a mermaid or whatever!

This is the first time anyone has ever liked me romantically!

So-So I couldn't see it! I couldn't see the tail! What I can't see can't exist anyway!

Sol don't see it! I don't see it!

Namiko!

Namiko, I finally found you!

P-Please have mercy on my life!

Namiko!

Namiko, I was wrong! So please come back!

H-Half-fish man?!

Mr. Yokoshima... He still hasn't been back.

Strange spirits in the air...

Maybe I should go check on him...

So it showed up...

Did you feel it, too, Okinu?

What? Oh, well...

Let's go! We're going to defeat the real monster this time!

Okay!

What did you come here for, honey?

I've been looking for you this whole week

because I've heard that you're staying at this hotel, dear.

“Honey”? “Dear”? So you two are...

He's my husband! He cheated on me with some ship ghost!

Ship ghosts are the ghosts of the people, who died in the water.

They are very scary, and often wreck ships or make people drown.

I bet the ship ghost is nicer than I am, right?

She was very nice to me at the beginning,

but she gradually started revealing her true color and...

She even made me do things that I didn't want to do,

like flipping the ships over or ripping the fishing nets...

I made a mistake! Kids have been crying for you, too, so please come back!

K-Kids?!

We finally found you, Mommy! Mommy! Please come home!

Mr. Yokoshima, you said you didn't care that I'm a mermaid, right?

Please! Run away with me and my kids!

Being a mermaid is one thing, but you've never said anything about you being married with kids!

Guys, that man is your new dad!

New dad! Give me something! Come on, dad!

H-Hey, stop it! It tickles! No, don't get in there!

Namiko!

Don't move!

Miss Mikami!

Yokoshima? What are you doing here?

Mr. Yokoshima, are you okay?

I'm about to be forced into becoming the father of these kids!

So you must be the true perpetrator, who's been vandalizing the hotel!

SQY Your prayers!

W-W-Wait a second! I only came here to bring my wife back home with me!

No questions asked!

W-W-Wait! Ask me questions!

Put that away! It's dangerous!

Prepare yourself!

Wait!

Wait! What he told you is true!

My husband cheated on me with a ship ghost, and that got me so desperate...

I ended up getting together with a random wimpy boy like him.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Namiko!

I don't think he's a bad person.

I guess not.

Yay, turban shells! Turban shells!

I get it. These guys must've eaten the seafood in the kitchen because they were hungry.

Namiko...

Honey...

I'm sorry for what I've done. I'll never mess around with the ship ghost again!

Whatever!

At any rate, to think she tried to get with Yokoshima, she must've been very desperate.

Yes, I was. I tried to hun him by hurting myself...

How dare you say that!

There, there...

After all, the case is closed!

What is that sound?

Oh, no! Look at the ocean!

How dare you...!

Does this mean you were just fooling around with me? Unforgivable!

That's the ship ghost!

She must be angry with me! Forgive me!

It's too late to apologize!

Now it's come to this, I'm going to sink all of you along with the entire hotel!

It's a b-b-b-big problem!

What do we do? What do we do?

Are you trying to save only yourself?

What? Do you think so?

We've got to do something, Miss Mikami!

Now I have no choice but to do this!

Give me the spiritual cannon!

Okay!

S-So beautiful... She's like a goddess!

Stop being so QOOW!

If I mess up, everyone's going to die!

All right, here I come!

Miss Mikami, you can do it!

How impudent! I'm going to swallow you at one gulp with this big wave!

Why you!

I don't know what kind of regret you have with that half-fish man,

but I think you've gone a little too far with this.

I, Reiko Mikami the Ghost Sweeper, will send you to Heaven!

She did it!

Good bye! We'll try to get along from now on!

Hey, girl, do you want to eat strawberry snow cone with me?

Hey, how about you?

Can I have your phone number?

Oh, no!

He's got a ghost on his back! A ghost!

Hey, will you stop riding on my shoulders?

But if I leave you alone, you might get possessed by some strange ghost again!

Yokoshima might appeal more to monsters than the human female!

Ghost Sweeper...

That's a dangerous occupation that constantly puts your life at risk.

But their hard work defends the peace of Japanese summer once again!

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A curse has shrunk the body of Reiko Mikami.

And there is only one way to remove the curse.

That is to defeat the evil spirit!

But where could he be?

As time goes by, her body gets smaller and smaller.

Can we save her in time?

Jeez, give me a break!

Ghost Sweeper Mikami.

Shrinking Mikami!! Ghost Sweeper Mikami.

Shrinking Mikami!! Shrinking Mikami!

Shrinking Mikami!!

Shrinking Mikami!! Hang in there! I'm coming for you!

Hang in there! I'm coming for you!

Looking good, strike a pose

I'm on my way to take care of business

A ton of money is guaranteed

It's absolutely nonnegotiable

The more dangerous it is

The more exciting it becomes

No matter what kind of ghost it is, I take care of it

You don't cry any more

Don't run away because I know you will win

Trust only me

You don't cry any more

I'm sure tomorrow we can have

A much better time than today

Believe in me