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Let the hair flow in the wind

A sexy bodY

If I jump around in this town in my high heels

Big money coming, yeah!

At the foot of the skyscrapers

The trap of anachronism

If they're dangerous and frantic people

I'll send them all to Heaven

My darling techniques

You can keep whichever you like

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

You have nowhere to go because you're a ghost

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

I'll find you now

Ghost Sweeper

Yes, Miss Mikami said that she'd like to reschedule

because today isn't a good day spiritually...

I'm sorry about that.

No work because of the rain?

That's pretty selfish.

Do you want to spend all night at the cemetery in this rain?

I wouldn't want to, considering how small this pays me.

Besides, my spiritual power has been telling me something tonight.

I've got the feeling that some big job might fall into my lap.

Something big and complicated.

Which means it will pay me a lot!

Boobies!

It seems that you couldn't have predicted my move.

Do you want me to splatter your brain or what?

Here it comes.

What do you mean? Who is it?

Big business.

Assemble at the Mediterranean Sea!

You're Miss Reiko Mikami, correct?

Yes...

Master Karasu has sent me here.

Master Karasu?

“Karasu”? If I remember correctly he's Miss Mikami's master of Ghost Sweep...

Here you go.

Thank you.

He's so cool!

It's totally unfair!

Screw God! Screw God! Screw God! Damn it! Screw God!

Don't curse God!

God damn it! Son of a bitch! I hate God! I hate God!

Just ignore him and talk to me.

My name is Pietro.

I'm currently training under Master Karasu.

You can call me Pete.

You can call me Pete my ass!

You annoying son of a...

Shut up!

To Miss Mikami

To Miss Mikami I've got this message for you from my master.

I've got this message for you from my master.

Miss Mikami. I'm in a little trouble.

I need an assistant, so it'd be great if you could come and help.

I'll tell you all the details when you get here. Karasu.

That's all? It doesn't tell me the location or the purpose.

The location is Brado Island. It's a small island in the Mediterranean Sea.

Mediterranean Sea?

And that's all I can tell you.

Please find out the rest from my master.

I don't mean to be rude, but it sounds I won't be making any money since this is his request...

So tell himthat I'll pass.

My master said you would say that, too.

Take this.

Gold...

It's beautiful!

Don't tell me this is that famous Condor of Marta?!

It's a very valuable item even historically.

[About $19,230,000 then.] It's worth easily 2 billion yen.

[About $19,230,000 then.] That's very generous.

That's very generous.

I don't need it.

So would you accept it?

Tell your master that I said, “Okay!”

You totally take your master for a fool, don't you?

I'd better get going now. I need to go talk to other Sweepers as well.

The master and I aren't enough?

Is that job that complicated?

Yes, it's a very tough opponent.

You'll need to be extremely careful, too.

Yaay! It's an oversea trip! The Mediterranean Sea!

Okinu, do you even know the meaning of what you're saying?

Miss Stewardess! Miss Stewardess! Over here! Come here please!

May I help you?

Oh, Miss Stewardess! I love you! I want to k...

Terrible service...

At least she should've had been charming enough to say stuff like,

“Oh, don't be silly!" and sing karaoke with me...

What are you, a middle aged man?

More importantly I wonder what we're up against,

considering the fact that Master Karasu was asking for help from many people...

Karasu is that Father with the glasses, right?

Is he that great? He sure didn't seem that way to me.

The body of this boy is mine!

This boy will die if you don't do what I ask you to do!

Please help me, Father.

BANG

Yokoshima was once flown back to the past by the medicine put together by Dr. Chaos.

That was when he first met Father Karasu.

It's true that he's geeky, dumb, not savvy with money and getting bald,

but he's a superior Ghost Sweeper, who ranks in top 10 in the industry.

Really? He is?

But the church doesn't recognize exorcism, so he was kicked out a long time ago though.

So “Father” is just a nickname.

I just realized this, but how come you know about Master Karasu?

Oh, that's because...

I could never tell her that I used him in order to have her kiss me!

There are so many Italian gals!

It's an! ART!

So Italy looks exactly like the place called an airpon, huh?

Because this is an airport...

Signorina Mikami!

Hello there. Is everyone else here?

Yes, you and one more person will complete the group.

I know you're tired, but we don't have a lot of time,

so let me take you to the chartered airplane.

Is this going to take us to the island?

Actually we're going to switch to a boat later.

There's nothing on the island, you know.

Excuse me!

Nice hip... And boobs are perfect! And the face is...

Hey, you're Yokoshima...?

So that means...

Reiko! What are you doing here?

Don't tell me you, too...

I guess I picked the pants that are too big today...

What are you guys screaming about?

No way I?

No way I? Reiko Mikami!

Reiko Mikami!

Dr. Chaos?! Why are you here, too?!

FRAGILE ARTICLE Dr. Chaos?! Why are you here, too?!

FRAGI LE ARTICLE

Is everything all right, Dr. Chaos?

Don't worry. Just go back to sleep! You're wasting the battery life.

What the heck is going on?

Why are they here?!

So we're going there on this airplane?

That... That voice is...

There she is!

Oh, my! It's Reiko! So this means we'll get to work together again!

I'm so excited!

This is too much...

Incredible members have now gathered.

For some reason I've got a bad feeling about this.

Hey, I'm going to get off! I'm not going to accept a job like this!

Stop being so selfish, you little girl!

If only I didn't have the debt, I wouldn't have been here, either!

Reiko, please don't get upset!

Pete, come sit with me!

Don't let them go near the island!

Kill them! Kill each one of them!

Kill them all!

What's that?

Bats! Oh no... I let my guard down, thinking it was still daytime!

I'm going to get out of here!

Ciao! Take care!

Hey!

The pilots bailed...?

G-Guys, please calm down!

How can we be calm?!

Be careful, guys!

Pete, I'm scared!

We can't go any further, Miss Mikami!

Shut up! I'm very busy right now!

I know I'm attractive, but don't you get any closer!

Wait!

Oh, no! I'm scared of monsters, but I'm more scared of an airplane crash!

No! No, no, no!

Guys, let me handle this. No! No, no, no!

Guys, let me handle this.

Do you know the way to save us?

Maria!

Yes, Dr. Chaos.

I figured something like this might happen, so I equipped a jet engine on Maria!

Go, Maria!

You show them the ability of the new weapon created by this genius brain of mine,

put together with inflammable garbage!

Yes, Dr. Chaos.

N-No, Maria!

Is he stupid or what?

Why did invite you a guy like that?

I'm so happy...

I thought I was going to die!

Thank God that we found a boat nearby!

Don't take my happiness away!

You guys are tough.

This is a problem... Most of my tools are gone.

My dress is soaked.

Let's see...

Pete, don't you have anything to say to us?!

Those bats attacked us under the control of someone.

Who is the enemy?

Don't you think you can tell us that at least?

His name is Duke Brado. He's one of the oldest and the most powerful vampires.

Vampire?!

In Medieval Europe, there were a few pest outbreaks

and the population was decreased dramatically because of that.

However, at least two of those outbreaks were caused by him, not by the disease.

H-He's worse than Dracula...

Dracula is Brado's cousin's wife's older brother.

What the hell...

Soon, Brado returned to his domain after receiving counterattacks from humans.

He decided to hide the island with his magic power until his power is rejuvenated

and has been sleeping until now.

The resurrected vampire...

The most powerful man, huh?

It sounds like he's trouble for sure.

Master Karasu sealed off the island using the barrier, so that he couldn't leave the island.

However, he sent the monster to attack us, and that means...

The barrier is weakening?

Something might have happened to Master!

We must hurry!

Meiko!

Yes?

You heard us. We're going to take this boat.

Isn't this so-called piracy?

So this is Brado Island?

Brado lives in that old castle.

Master should be in the village at the foot of the castle.

The entire island is surrounded by strong and evil wave motion.

In this environment,

your spiritual power would never be able to tell even a vampire was standing right next to you.

Someone is coming!

Oops-a-daisy.

That took you long enough!

Y-You're still alive?! Why? How?

Humph, you don't look too happy, huh?

Anyway I'm invincible!

At any rate, where is that guy who's supposed to be your master or whatever?

I found a village, but I didn't see anyone there!

What did you say?

You mean, not even one villager? No one?!

But look how much food that I found!

Are you a food thief or what?

Master! Everyone! It's me! I'm back!

Master!

Everyone!

It looks like we were too late.

Master Karasu's glasses!

We can't say he was killed for sure just yet,

but this leaves us no choice but to fight on our own.

Hey, you little brat! I told you only three sausages per person!

Don't be like that! Just give it to me! Why are you so stingy, you old geezer!

This wine is homemade! Not bad at all!

You have a plenty of food anyway! This wine is homemade! Not bad at all!

You have a plenty of food anyway!

This is like a camp.

Pete, you haven't eaten at all.

I'll feed you!

Here. Say “ah”.

Well, I don't have an appetite right now.

I understand how you feel, but you still have to eat.

If you don't eat, you won't be able to fight.

Emi...

So, here. Mouth-to-mouth...

Thank you for the food.

Yokoshima! You go play with Reiko or something!

Hey, don't we have more wine?

Hey, Maria! Give me a quick shoulder massage!

Yes, Dr. Chaos.

Right there! Right there!

They're unbelievably relaxed... Right there! Right there!

They're unbelievably relaxed...

No wonder Master Karasu picked them...

It's, it's, it's pretty good, Maria!

Reiko, let's play some cards!

We'll wait till dawn to counterattack, huh?

Yes, I'm sure they'll attack us tonight.

I think it's better to deal with them here rather than making random moves.

I guess that will be okay.

I'm done!

Wh-What?

Reiko wins again!

One more time! Let's do it one more time!

Excuse me.

Where are you going?

I'll go check on the village.

Now is the chance!

He might be good-looking, but he's still younger than me.

I'll let my mature woman's allure do the work in the dark and make him mine!

Pete! Where did he go?

Pete!

Pete?!

Hi, Pete. I didn't know you were here.

Hi.

Pete...?

Oh, yeah! It's a done deal!

Was Pete really Duke Brado the vampire?

Here's the three cards, and I'm finished again!

I was so close to beating her!

The menacing hands of evil are creeping towards Mikami and the others!

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Woman's scream echoes in the quiet of the night.

It sounds like the vampires are on the move again, looking for young, fresh blood.

Did you say a young woman? Oh, yeah!

You moron! You should have a vampire suck that tainted blood of yours!

Put The Vampire To Sleep!

Put The Vampire To Sleep! Ghost Sweeper Mikami, Put The Vampire To Sleep!

Ghost Sweeper Mikami, Put The Vampire To Sleep!

I'll send you to Heaven with some garlic!

Looking good, strike a pose

I'm on my way to take care of business

A ton of money is guaranteed

It's absolutely nonnegotiable

The more dangerous it is

The more exciting it becomes

No matter what kind of ghost it is, I take care of it

You don't cry any more

Don't run away because I know you will win

Trust only me

You don't cry any more

I'm sure tomorrow we can have

A much better time than today

Believe in me