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Let the hair flow in the wind

A sexy bodY

If I jump around in this town in my high heels

Big money coming, yeah!

At the foot of the skyscrapers

The trap of anachronism

If they're dangerous and frantic people

I'll send them all to Heaven

My darling techniques

You can keep whichever you like

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

You have nowhere to go because you're a ghost

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

I'll find you now

Ghost Sweeper

Thank you for the food.

I can't stand being broke like this any more!

That began in one sunny afternoon.

Rival Emi Ogasawara!

A raise in your salary?

I can't continue to work for you like this!

[About $2.40 then; not quite $3 now.] I don't care what you say, but 250 yen per hour is simply not enough!

Then go ahead and quit.

I bet that's how it's going to be like.

What can I do to get a raise?

Should I go ahead and look for another job?

But...!

I still want to work here...

Excuse me, are you one of Reiko Mikami's affiliates?

What?

If you're not, will you move out of the way?

I am! I'm affiliated with her in a very mushy and complicated way!

My name is Tadao Yokoshima and I'm Miss Mikami's right arm!

Yokoshima? I see.

So you are... This is perfect.

Yokoshima

M-Mr. Yokoshima's mug cup broke by itself!

Miss Mikami!

Don't freak out over stuff like that, Okinu.

But...

Now that I think about it, Yokoshima is late again!

I should cut his pay.

You can't do that!

What?

I-I mean, if his pay gets lower than what it already is, don't you think he'll quit?

He should quit if he wants to.

Are you serious? You might not want to admit it, but I think he's quite helpful.

Well, I guess he could be helpful sometimes.

But I don't think he deserves a raise just for that reason.

Being an apprentice should be good enough for him for now.

Who are you calling an apprentice?!

Today is the last day you can have that kind of attitude towards me!

You sure are talking tough after coming in to work LATE!

You see, people, who know, just know!

This lady right here has been begging me to come work for her.

Well, I guess I could say I'm being headhunted.

Hi, Reiko!

Emi Ogasawara!

You are specialized in anything from Voodoo to Egyptian cursing...

So what are you doing here?

But you know, my real occupation is Ghost Sweeper.

So there's nothing strange about me headhunting for a brilliant assistant.

Sweeper, you said?

It wasn't just once or twice that I had to go through hell thanks to your cursing!

What about you? You're the one who's constantly interrupting my work!

It's called obstructing people's business! That's outrageous!

When requested, I'm obligated to remove the curse from the clients,

whom YOU cast the cursing spell on!

I'm only blackmailing those bad people,

who break the law at the request of the government and international organizations!

I'm nothing like you, who'd do whatever those mafias want as long as you get paid!

Who do you think you are? You're in the cursing business yourself!

Look at you! Aland shark sounds more like your occupation!

It seems that they have a deep-rooted relationship...

They're more like archrivals rather than business competitors.

Yokoshima!

Y-Yes, ma'am!

You were saying something about being headhunted or something, right?

Do you want to tell me what that's all about?

That was actually...

Oh, I told him that I'd like to hire him with a much better deal than yours. That's all.

RiQht?

Your boobs are on my back...

A brilliant assistant is valuable.

His toughness to be willing to risk his life for his own desires despite extremely low salary!

And of his evil passion at an extraordinary level!

And his dehumanizing appeal that attract monsters and demons!

You're the very person that I've been looking for! And I'm the very person to use you!

[Roughly $192,000 a year.] If you come work for me I'll pay you 20 million yen a year and give you two-day-off workweek!

If you come work for me I'll pay you 20 million yen a year and give you two-day-off workweek!

And if you want, I'll provide an apartment as housing benefit!

All of that?

So what are you offering?

250 yen per hour!

It sounds like we have no room for discussion!

M-Miss Mikami!

If I say 250 per hour, you get 250 yen per hour!

If you don't like it...

240 yen per hour!

So what are you going to do now?

I'm going to keep decreasing your pay!

230 yen!

220 yen!

210yen!

200 yen!

190 yen!

P-Please stop it, Miss Mikami!

180 yen!

170 yen!

It's a joke, right? You're just kidding right?

I'm serious!

At this rate it's going to go down to 150 yen...

Miss Mikami!

10yen!

10 yen... 10 yen... 10 yen... 10 yen...

GS MIKAMI

GS MIKAMI I'm taking him home with me!

GS MIKAMI

Miss Mikami!

Why did you say stuff like that to him?

It's still not too late to...

Yokoshima!

That traitor!

How dare he go work for Emi of all the other people?!

That's expected!

If Yokoshima apologized to me in tears earlier, it could've destroyed Emi's pride!

Now I've destroyed Reiko's pride and secured my new assistant.

One stone kills two birds!

Why...

I've dedicated myself to her all this time...

That was so unwise, Miss Mikami...

Damn it! I'm going to be happy! I swear I'm going to be happy!

That's going to be my revenge to her!

Will you give me your personal seal right here?

I'm going to do my best!

Now you're officially mine.

Arnold! Schwarze! Negger!

What?

Nice to meet you. We welcome you.

We were shorthanded, so this is perfect.

Let's work together!

Um, excuse me, Miss Emi, but who are these people?

We are a team.

Staning today, you're also an honorable member of our team!

You need to get to work right away!

I need you to change to this.

Let's move out!

Right! Left! Right! Left!

Excuse me, but what's our job?

It's our duty to guard President Emi while she performs exorcisms.

Guard her?

We're going to secure her surroundings as a wall of flesh!

And prevent the spirits from attacking her!

You hear that?

Abudoru...

Damuraru...

Omunisu, nomunisu, beruezu, horima...

President Emi's special technique, spirits-crushing wave, Omunisu, nomunisu, beruezu, horima...

instantly destroys all the spirits in the surrounding area. Omunisu, nomunisu, beruezu, horima...

However, in order to do that she must continue to dance like this for three minutes.

And during the time she's completely vulnerable.

Be careful, Schwarze! It's coming!

Keep on looking ahead!

The next one is coming!

Good bye, everyone...

Eko... Eko... Azaraku...

Spirits-crushing wave!

Are you alive, Yokoshima?

I'm going to die if I keep on working at a place like this... Miss Mikami...

Miss Mikami! Mr. Yokoshima's shattered mug shattered again!

And a few days past!

I'll pay you as much as you want me to pay!

So please get rid of the evil spirits!

Judging from what I've observed,

I can tell what you've been attacking you every night isn't spirits, but some son of curse, sir.

Curse?! You mean, the people of Gokuaku Group are...

Gokuaku Group?

Oh, supposedly they've been having some conflicts with your group,

Jigoku Group, correct?

But they're not involved.

Then who is?

I have no doubt that Emi is involved.

Miss Emi is?!

She's teamed up with the police and together they've been trying to dismantle mafia groups.

Jeez, how vicious...

Anyway we'll have to wait and see what Emi will do next.

I have to stay all night tonight.

I wish I had an assistant...

I-I guess you need to bring Mr. Yokoshima back.

Okinu...

Y-Yes?

I don't know why,

but all the people who contacted me about the position after seeing the classified,

told me that they weren't interested in the position after all the next day.

Do you happen to know why?

Wh-Why would I know that?

When I asked them why,

they all told me that they saw a ghost in the middle of the night

and it told them that it'd haunt them if they take the job.

You still don't know anything about it?

I-I don't know...

They also told me that the ghost was a young girl who was dressed in the priestess costume,

but you still don't know anything about it, do you?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Jeez, I can't believe you or Emi.

What kind of value does that idiot have anyway?

Oh, I get it! That's why Emi wanted to...

What's going on?

This is Schwarz. I confirmed it.

It seems that the target hired Reiko Mikami.

So that means we'll get to have a face-off match sooner than I thought.

Don't you move from there!

O-Okay...

I don't know what's about to begin, but I've got the feeling that this is going to bad again...

Wh-What's up with your delicious looking... I mean, strange get-up?

It's the costume and the makeup for the cursing magic.

I'm going begin the cursing ceremony.

Cursing ceremony?

That's right.

But there's this woman who's trying to interrupt my work as always.

And I need to get rid of her first.

Do you mean Miss Mikami?

That's right. I headhunted you for a time like this.

What?

You're the man with a tremendous evil passion

who's been always hanging out with Reiko Mikami... Tadao Yokoshima!

A perfect sacrifice for the cursing ceremony that I'm about to perform.

S-Sacrifice?!

Oh, don't worry. It's not going to kill you.

Now I feel better.

It'll only shonen your life by 2 or 3 years.

I guess that's not that bad.

No! Please let me go!

Remember this contract?

Th-That's...

I'm the contract god Engage.

I'm being bound here as the guardian of the contract.

The contract is absolute! I'll give death and hell to those who disobey it!

Understood? It means you can't run anymore.

Oh no!

But there's no need for you to fear like that.

It's not like you or Reiko will die.

Y-You're worse than Miss Mikami, you know that?

But I mean, just a little bit though.

Abudoru... Damuraru... Omuni... Sunomuni... Beruezu... Harimaku...

This is the worst pinch Reiko Mikami has ever faced!

Let me go home!

No way!

Oh? What's this?

It's here!

M-Mr. Yokoshima?!

I knew it!

This isn't Yokoshima!

This is what Yokoshima's evil passion and Emi's curses are combined!

So powerful... Go figure... Yokoshima's evil passion is far from ordinary!

I can win! With this, Reiko Mikami is just bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh!

I want to go home! The contact like this is fraud!

If shortening my own life is what it takes to make money, I'd rather make no money at all!

But you're still bound to the contract.

The output of your evil passion is getting weaker!

Stay still without thinking about unnecessary things!

The greater your evil passion gets, the stronger my curse gets!

But remember this. If it weakens, your life gets shortened as well!

So that means as long as my evil passion is kept strong, it won't shonen my life?

I guess you could say that.

There you go. Just like that, but this isn't very comfonable...

It's getting bigger!

I expect nothing less from Emi! For her to utilize Yokoshima's evil passion...

She's my enemy, but I must admit this is a smart strategy!

But that doesn't mean I'll let Emi defeat me!

Insane strength...

Miss Mikami!

It's not going to work!

Yokoshima has been around your spiritual wave long enough. He's become immune to it!

Yokoshima! You'd better cut it out now!

I'm sorry!

What's wrong? I'm sorry!

What's wrong?

I can't explain, but I just felt very threatened.

Don't tell me Reiko has complete control over even his evil passion, too...

Now it's come to this, this is no longer about my business, but my pride!

I don't care how much it costs...

DEFEATING EVIL I don't care how much it costs...

DEFEATING EVIL

DEFEATING EVIL I'm even prepared to get myself into the red!

I'm even prepared to get myself into the red!

Rapid fire of the defeating-evil talismansl

The curse came back out?!

I was careless!

To think for her to start attacking me without thinking about her profit...

She wants to interrupt me no matter what, doesn't she?!

Excuse me...

What am I supposed to do with this?

You sit still!

You could break the curse and make it backlash against us by moving around!

But...

It's going away...

All right, let's go!

If we go inside this hole, it should take us to the place where Emi is performing the ceremony!

Miss Emi, please do something about this.

Wh-Where did you guys come from?!

Mr. Yokoshima?!

R-Reiko!

I found you, Emi!

I need to pay back for what you've done to me earlier!

Now that I'm at your performing ground, it's easy to break your curse!

Yokoshima, step out from that magic circle!

B-But this guy right here...

Just do it!

I said to step out of there!

B-Breach of the contract! I must punish you!

Absorb.

I was just getting ready to...

I-I'm saved! Now I'm free!

How dare you, Reiko!

Can you afford to be wasting your time like this, Emi?

What?

Now it's time for you to fight this.

Listen to me, Reiko.

This doesn't mean I've lost to you.

I was only defeated by my own curse!

You'd better run if you've got time for the last words.

You never know what it's going to do to you!

The broken curse will chase you to the end of the world.

Well, it's not like this is enough to bring Emi down for good.

But this should teach her a lesson for now.

Excuse me, Miss Mikami...

My work is done. Let's go, Okinu.

Aren't you going to tell him to come back?

Why should I?

M-M-M-Miss Mikami,

Idiot Idiot Idiot Idiot You're an idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot...

Idiot Idiot Idiot Idiot What? Why do I have to go that far for Yokoshima? You're an idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot...

Idiot Idiot Idiot Idiot You're an idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot...

You're an idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot...

All right, all right! You're so annoying! You're an idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot...

So you will?

Yokoshima!

If you're okay with 255 yen per hour, come back.

Y-Yes...

[About a $0.05 cent raise.] Mikami casually gave him a 5-yen raise!

Now that I think about it, Reiko put herself into the red big time for this fight!

So it's a draw! DRAW!

I want to take back my last words!

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A monster appears at the biggest water park of the world!

And the mysterious force that's been assisting the monster drives Miss Mikami into a corner!

Yokoshima!

Yes, ma'am! Yokoshima!

Yes, ma'am!

You're the cause!

Ghost Sweeper Mikami, “Summer! Pool! Monsters!"

I'll send you to Heaven.

Summer! Pool! Monsters! I'll send you to Heaven.

Summer! Pool! Monsters!

Looking good, strike a pose

I'm on my way to take care of business

A ton of money is guaranteed

It's absolutely nonnegotiable

The more dangerous it is

The more exciting it becomes

No matter what kind of ghost it is, I take care of it

You don't cry any more

Don't run away because I know you will win

Trust only me

You don't cry any more

I'm sure tomorrow we can have

A much better time than today

Believe in me