Original subtitles

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Nagai kami nabikasete

Nayamashige na body

Kono machi wo high heel de tobimawareba

Big money coming, yeah!

Matenrou no ashimoto

Jidai sakugo no wana

Chimayotta abunai yatsura nara

Gokuraku e ikase chauwa

Daitan na watashi no waza no naka doredemo

Suki na no wo ageru

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

Ikiba no nai anata dakara

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

Watashi ga ima mitsuke dashite

Ghost Sweeper

I'm surprised tat even you can catch a cold, Miss Mikami.

Of course.

Oh, no! It's so high!

It's 102 degrees! I barely have 37.4 degrees.

You're a ghost, remember?

Oh, that's right.

I feel dizzy. I should get some rest today.

You should do that. You need to take it easy for a change.

Is there anything else I can do for you?

First off, I need you to block the door with something

to make sure Yokoshima won't sneak in while I'm sleeping.

I've done that already.

Also, the tools that I ordered should be arriving at the store.

I want you to go there with Yokoshima and pick them up.

The name of the store is...

Yakuchin-do.

Beware of Yakuchin-do!?

What?

Miss Mikami said that to you?

Treating me like a pervert or something...

I should sneak in for real!

Yaku...

Chin...

Do...

This must be it!

You know, it looks like one of those hostelries from my time!

Hostelries?

What's called a "hotel" today?

The sound of the word... It's uplifting my desire to work!

All right, let's go!

Hello!

All right!

Don't be afraid, Takashi, unhook my bra.

T..Teacher, b..but I can't...

Come on! What are you talking about? Just do it!

Just follow my directions.

All right! Here it comes! Here it comes!

O kay?

No, I can't do it!

Takashi...

To be continued

To be continued To be continued.

To be continued.

Don't give me that crap!

Do you even call yourself a man?!

Whoever wrote the script, come out!

Wh..When did you come in?!

You must be no ordinary man, sneaking in here without my knowledge!

Dude, dude...

We came from the office of Ghost Sweeper Mikami.

Oh, the people from the Mikami's place? Why didn't she come?

She's resting because she's got a cold.

So, is she wearing pajamas or a lingerie?!

I bet she's twisting and turning because of the fever too!

I don't know why but it feels like you're more than just a stranger to me.

By the way, what are your measurements?

What the hell are you doing, asking a ghost her measurements?!

I was just joking.

But at any rate she's got an extremely nice body.

It's just too bad.

This sounds like there are two Yokoshimas.

It feels like I've met you somewhere before too.

All right then...

I'll give you a big discount.

Why don't I give you these spirit-absorbing talismans

and these arrows for the spirit bow-gun that she's ordered for...

[$9,600,000] Only one billion yen!

One... One billion yen?

The cash value of this world is so screwed.

RECEIPT YAKUCHIN-DO The cash value of this world is so screwed.

RECEIPT YAKUCHIN-DO I need you to sign this.

I need you to sign this.

What? What's this?

The pen is writing by itself!

YOKOSHIMA The pen is writing by itself!

YOKOSHIMA

This is an automatic writing pen. It writes whatever's in your mind.

It wrote exactly what's in my head today!

This is awesome!

Obviously, we have the same taste too!

By the way don't you want something even better than that?

Something even better than that?

I'm well known in the spiritual magic world.

So, I can get my hands on super powerful items from various routes.

Normally, this costs more than a couple hundred thousand yen.

But since we have the same taste, I'll give you some of it as a token of our friendship.

Illi-A ill' 101$

Catastroph-A Illegal Drug 18 Tablets Catastroph-A?

Catastroph-A?

That's right! This is a convenient drug that lets any moron have psychic power!

A super rare item even on the black market!

Bummer, don't you have an item that materializes the girl I draw

and lets me have her do whatever I tell her to do?

Do you think I'd let you have it if I had an item like that?!

Oh, good point! Anyway, does it really work?

I'm an expert in this business. You'd better trust me.

If you take it, even you can be a psychic for 300 seconds per tablet!

Of course, the strength multiplies if you take a bunch of them at the same time.

It still sounds kind of shady...

Stop complaining.

Just try it!

Wh..Why did you do that?

Don't worry about it.

I swallowed it!

Wh..What's that?

It feels weird...

A sensation that I've never felt before. I can feel the power overflowing!

I can see the office.

It feels like I can make it there.

Mr. Yokoshima!

He teleported.

Instant traveling.

What? But that's so hard to do, even for me, who's a ghost,

but Mr. Yokoshima did it?!

That's the power of Catastroph-A.

I'm getting worried. Mr. Yokoshima!

The problem is the side effects.

SIDE EFFECTS The problem is the side effects.

SIDE EFFECTS

SIDE EFFECTS Side effects mean the problems that occur in addition to the desired therapeutic effect.

If the boy is okay, I should sell it in my store.

This is great! Even Miss Mikami's power isn't this powerful!

All right, now I'm going to jump into Miss Mikami's bed!

That's Miss Mikami's bed that I've been dreaming about!

Miss Mikami!

You're mine!

Evil spirit, be gone!

I guess it's impossible to attack her even when she's asleep.

All-girls high school!

It felt like Yokoshima was here just now.

It'd better be an illusion.

This is really bad!

I can't believe I thought I saw Yokoshima of all things!

I finally managed to infiltrate the forbidden garden!

Oh, no!

Don't let him get away! Oh, no!

Don't let him get away!

Don't let him get away! T..Teleport!

T..Teleport!

The effect of the drug...

All through the ages psychics are always in danger of persecution.

Am... Am I in the wrong place again?

Hey, Mr. Yokoshima! You finally came back.

Where have you been?

So, this is inside the office. But what are you doing here?

I came to see if you experienced any side effects...

I mean, no, no, no! I came to deliver the stuff you left in my store!

More importantly, you've got a visitor.

Since Miss Mikami is sick, I was going to ask her to leave.

I guess...

O..O..Okinu, what are you talking about? I'm here! Me!

But are you sure? You don't even have a license.

Shhhh! Don't worry. I have the Catastroph-A!

But you shouldn't accept a client's request without permission.

It's not my fault if something happens!

Don't worry about stuff like that!

What?

How can I help you?

I, the genius Ghost Sweeper Tadao Yokoshima, will solve any kind of problem for you.

Actually, there's a ghost!

A QhOsl'_)

The skeletal ghost that's dressed in samurai armor!

It shows up at a department store that I own every single day.

Ever since my husband passed away,

I've been working very hard to keep the store in business all by myself.

But at this rate, the customers will stop coming to my store and we could bankrupt.

Leave it up to me! I promise I won't let you down.

It's getting interesting...

The store is closed today, so there's no customers or employees.

So, feel free to do what you've got to do.

Understood. Why don't I start checking the first floor?

All right!

Wow...

With my psychic power, I know exactly where he is,

no matter where the evil spirit is hiding.

There he is!

He's right over there.

Where's the evil spirit?

Evil spirit!

Where are you? Panties! See-through panties!

Mr. Yakuchin, watch out!

Mr. Yokoshima, he's here!

I'd love to see this on that widow!

H..H..Hurry up!

Hey, kid! Do something before your psychic power wears off!

Oops, you're right.

Mr. Yokoshima!

Here I come!

Yes! Mr. Yokoshima, that was incredible!

That was nothing.

How are you feeling?

I'm feeling great! I wish I could share this with you!

Ma'am, did you see that?

Yes, I did!

Well then, I'll take these bras and panties as substitutes for the payment.

Dude! Why are you getting the substitute for the payment?!

What was that?

That was from the toy department on the 2nd floor.

Look at that racket...

There are so many of them.

All right, I'm ready, all of you...

Bring it on!

Mr. Yokoshima!

Ma'am, watch me show how deep my love is for you!

Fabulous! He is the man that I've been searching for!

Is he that good?

I love a man who can beat up evil spirits!

I can't afford to let the kid steal the show!

Take my ancient Chinese kung-fu technique with a history of 4000 years!

A piece of cake!

You're not bad at all. Well, if you'll excuse me.

Give up! The widow is mine!

He's so hot! He's amazing!

Yokoshima, get away from her!

Her true identity is a demon that devours humans!

Yokoshima!

That idiot!

You're unbelievable...

What can I do to thank you?

What do I want you to do?

Well, I guess I'd say a passionate kiss to start off...

What are you doing?

This is all thanks to me giving you the Catastroph-A, so I'm entitled too!

Stop interrupting! You nasty old man!

How dare you, you perverted boy?!

Stop teasing me!

Mr. Yokoshima!

She was an evil spirit too?!

Use your psychic power!

Damn! It's not working!

It has to be a professional Ghost Sweeper!

Oh, no!

Eating a psychic with powerful abilities

will extend my life-span and make me even stronger!

You'd better be honored that I picked you!

But that was all because of the drug that I took.

Stop right there!

Miss Mikami!

Help me, please!

You need to stop giving me problems!

If you make a blunder in a place like this, it's going to ruin my reputation!

Oh no... Will I be able to hit it?

Look how weak you are! There's no way you can defeat me!

I'm sorry if I miss it!

You missed it big time!

So, everything was just an illusion.

How did you know where we were?

I saw this place in my dreams.

My psychic power must have been heightened temporarily due to the high fever.

You foresaw the future in your dream?

It doesn't happen all the time though.

Maybe I should stay away from you when you're sick!

Yokoshima, I'm sure you're ready to face the consequences.

Get ready for discipline!

Looks like your psychic power is being heightened right now,

but I don't think you have a chance against me,

since I have these!

So, they do have side effects.

Overusing them will explode your head and make you blackout.

Yakuchin, you must have been testing your items using your customers again!

He was a good guinea pig.

It's been three days since then.

Looking at him is making me lose the desire to be upset.

Don't get discouraged, Yokoshima!

Your head is now blank, but there wasn't much in it to begin with!

THE MONKEY'S HAND

THE MONKEY'S HAND It grants you three wishes, but it also makes you unhappy after every wish.

THE MONKEY'S HAND This item is son of cursed.

This item is son of cursed.

It might be interesting to try this item next time. That boy would be perfect.

_g',

Miss Mikami, 250 yen per hour is just too low!

If you don't give me a raise, I'm going to quit!

Go ahead and quit if you want.

You're sure taking a tough stand, aren't you?

I could say I'm being headhunted. This person is begging me to work for her.

Hey, you are...

Rival Emi Ogasawara! Hey, you are...

Rival Emi Ogasawara!

Rival Emi Ogasawara! Ghost Sweeper Mikami: "Rival Emi Ogasawara!"

Ghost Sweeper Mikami: "Rival Emi Ogasawara!"

You don't deserve Heaven!

Ikashita looks pose kimete

Business ni kuridasu noyo

Super rich na guarantee

lppo mo yuzure nai wa

Kiken na hodo

Moeru no

Donna aite datte ryouri shichau kara

You don't cry any more

Nigenaide kitto kateru wa

Watashi dake wo shinjite ne

You don't cry any more

Ashita wa zutto kyou yori high na

Toki wo kizameru wa

Believe in me