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Let the hair flow in the wind

A sexy bodY

If I jump around in this town in my high heels

Big money coming, yeah!

At the foot of the skyscrapers

The trap of anachronism

If they're dangerous and frantic people

I'll send them all to Heaven

My darling techniques

You can keep whichever you like

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

You have nowhere to go because you're a ghost

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

I'll find you now

Ghost Sweeper

Wh..What's that?!

What the heck? What just happened?

Let's Take the Ghost Train!!

So, what was it that smashed into the bullet train head-on?

Supposedly, it was an insubstantial ghost train.

Othenuise, it would have been a major collision.

Gh..Ghost train?

It's been disrupting the train schedules quite often even after the accident.

All we know is that it shows up somewhere between Tokyo and Hakata.

It's impossible to find it in such a wide area.

That's why no Ghost Sweeper ever came up with a way to deal with it until now.

So, you do know a way, Miss Mikami? In the middle of the night like this?

This is it.

I don't know why, but this got delivered to me.

A train ticket?

2 AM tonight. It's for the bullet train departing from Tokyo station.

This ticket was delivered to me by an unknown sender.

I can feel strong spiritual waves coming from it.

The ghost train is calling Miss Mikami?

Are you sure this isn't a trap?

I have no doubt it's related to the ghost train.

Besides, I've signed the contract with JR Tokai already.

It's almost 2 o'clock. Hurry.

Jeez, it's always like this.

First of all, there's no way a bullet train runs at 2 AM!

Hey, let's not do this, Miss Mikami! Come on!

Wh..What is it?

Here comes the ghost train.

Umm, I'm going to go buy some boxed lunches, so I'll be back.

What makes you think you can buy that this late at night?

Then, I'll go to the bathroom.

Just hold it for now!

[$1,9oo,ooo!] This is a job that will pay me 200 million yen!

[$2.40 an hour.] No, no, let me go! You still pay me only 250 yen per hour!

The entrance just opened!

It's asking us to get on board, huh?

L.ll Pas s !

Wh..When did she do that?

You get on the train with us!

Let me go!

I tend to pee on myself when I ride on ghost trains, so please stop it!

Stop pulling!

No, no, no!

Stop it!

Help me!

Now, let's see where it's taking us!

This is my first time on the bullet train.

Me, too, damn it!

The ghost train...

I bet this train is going straight to Hell!

All beautiful girls in the world, this is goodbye...

Mr. Yokoshima, what are you mumbling about, looking so depressed?

I should have held her hands...

Let's go see inside. Come on, let's go!

Awww! You demon! You devil!

I can feel the very strong presence of spirits.

What the? They're jam-packed in there!

This is so spooky. They're ghosts.

Not only that, they're nothing but evil ghosts that haven't been able to go to the afterlife.

They're all crammed in here!

I don't think even you can handle this!

We should regroup and come back, Miss Mikami!

No way, we won't be able to go outside unless this ghost train stops.

What? No way!

If you want to stop it,

you have go through the front cargo car and get to the operator's seat.

The evil ghost boss should be around it too.

Y..You mean, we're going though that?

That's right! We have no choice but to move fonnard.

We've got this portable barrier, which lets you move around with the barrier around you,

so we should protect ourselves with this and move fonuardl

You should have said so earlier if you had such a convenient thing!

It's not that powerful, but it should last for a while.

Excuse me, but...

What?

Can I say what I think of this?

I'd rather not hear it.

Even I think this is silly too.

I bet you do.

All abroad! Chu-chu! Just kidding!

Let's go!

Yes!

Yeah! Yes!

Back off, evil spirits!

M..Miss Mikami, behind me is really slimy and gushy and soggy and...

Don't look back! Keep on running!

They'll easily break this barrier if you let them catch up with you!

Stay back! Don't touch me! Get away from me! Go away!

I don't want to get caught by ghosts! I'd rather get caught by pretty girls!

Stop talking nonsense and run!

Miss Mikami, isn't there a better way than this?

Not good! The barrier is going to break!

Miss Mikami!

We'll kill you! Die!

This is it for me!

Don't give up! Keep on running!

The barrier is going to break!

Don't you have anything to glue them back together?

What makes you think I have stuff like that?

Don't touch! Hey, stop it!

Hey, let it go!

It looks like this is it.

What? How irresponsible of you to say that! Do something!

Oh, no! It broke!

Yokoshima!

Wait up!

Don't let him get away!

What a coward!

Die!

What's going on?

It looks like they can't come to this side.

[Sitting in the Green Car costs you more. Basically, it's the First Class section of the train.]

[Sitting in the Green Car costs you more. Basically, it's the First Class section of the train.] I see, this is the green car.

[Sitting in the Green Car costs you more. Basically, it's the First Class section of the train.]

I guess the ghosts are broke too.

I'm getting kind of sad...

Come on, let's keep going.

This is exactly what I'd expect from the Green Car!

It looks like there's nothing here, huh?

It's coming!

From this side too!

Stay close to me!

Okay!

Would you like a souvenir?

Would you like Hakata's famous spicy cod roe?

Would you like Nagoya's famous uirou?

What's going on? Would you like Nagoya's famous uirou?

Would you like Nagoya's famous uirou?

Would you like Shizuoka's famous wasabi-flavored pickles?

Would you like Nara's famous pickles?

No, I wouldn't...

Please buy this spicy cod roe.

Please.

What a cute girl...

Please buy it!

Mr. Yokoshima...

You need to stay with me!

Yokoshima, come back!

She's a notch above the pack. This is great... This is great...

Please buy this spicy cod roe.

Would you like to buy some uirou?

It's a perfect souvenir.

Try these wasabi-flavored pickles. They're delicious.

Would you like to get it to compliment your breakfast?

Of course, I'll buy it! I'll buy them all!

[Just under $3.] Spicy cod roe is 300 yen.

[Just under $3.] 300 yen? It is that cheap?

Yes! It's delicious and reasonably-priced spicy cod roe.

[$3 exactly.] Oh well, the cheaper the better, of course.

[$3 exactly.] Here's 500 yen. Can I get change?

Here's 500 yen. Can I get change?

Is this some kind of memorabilia coin?

Coin? It's a 500-yen coin.

Sir, please stop playing around!

What?

500 yen isn't a coin, but should be a bill with the face of Tomomi lwakura!

Well, it used to be, but...

The 500 yen bill with the face of Tomomi Iwakura

changed to a coin in the 57th year of the Showa Period!

[1983] changed to a coin in the 57th year of the Showa Period!

Changed to a coin in the 57th year of the Showa Period!

These ghosts are from before that time,

so they don't know about the release of the 500-yen coin.

Liar! How dare you tried to trick us?! You won't get away with this, you thief!

No, it's still money!

This is the 500-yen coin issued by the Bank of Japan.

Spicy cod roe is 300 yen!

Wasabi-flavored pickles are 200 yen!

Uirou is 250 yen.

Wait!

Help!

You're not getting away!

I'm scared! I'm scared!

Help me, Miss Mikami!

Where did you go?

Miss Mikami! Okinu!

Over here, Yokoshima!

Miss Mikami...

Come on, hurry.

I'm saved!

Don't let it go.

Miss Mikami!

Jeez! This is your fault because you strayed away!

But I saw the girls and...

Don't give me that!

Miss Mikami, please forgive me.

We don't have time for that right now!

Okinu, give me the talisman!

Okay!

SEAL EVIL Okay!

SEAL EVIL

That should do it.

Now, let's hurry to the front car.

It looks like there's nothing over here.

Don't let your guard down. Remember, you're inside the ghost train.

Hey, Miss Mikami, let's take a break. Can we, please?

Jeez, such a wimp...

I'm exhausted! It's just for a little while.

M..Mr. Yokoshima!

What? What's the matter? Is something wrong?

Here it comes!

I won't let you have it! I won't let you have this train!

Il'S huge!

All the spirits that couldn't go to the afterlife combined and became this one big ghost!

This one is like nothing we've seen so far!

I don't know what kind of regret you have in this world,

but I think you went a little too far with this!

I, Ghost Sweeper Reiko Mikami, will send you to Heaven!

I'll kill anyone who gets in my way!

It's not working! Is that all you've got?

Be careful!

Hey, you, over here!

I made a ribbon!

I'm just an ordinary citizen! Please let me go!

Help me, Miss Mikami!

Yokoshima!

You annoying thing!

SQY Your prayers!

Wh..What?!

[$960,000.] Yokoshima, give me the 100 million yen talisman!

100 million yen?

Hurry!

Damn it! How dare you?!

Miss Mikami!

Hurry up and give me the 100 million yen talisman!

I won't let you get away with it!

Do we have a 100 million yen talisman in here?

100 million yen, 100 million yen...

This is the 5 million yen talisman, and this one is the 10 million yen talisman...

Playtime is over!

I'm not sure about that.

You're one feisty girl.

100 million yen... 100 million yen...

Miss Mikami...

It's okay now!

What? What is it? Is that your final struggle?

Yokoshima, give me the cheapest talisman.

You don't want the one that costs 100 million yen?

Now the cheap one will work.

It's ripped on the side. This talisman is only 1 yen.

That's good enough.

ONE

ONE Hurry up and be gone.

ONE Don't give me that!

He's crumbling!

Over here! Hurry!

I see someone there.

A girl in uniform!

This way! Hurry to the first cargo car!

A girl in uniform!

Be careful.

Don't worry!

Hurry, Miss Mikami!

Thank god!

You demon... You devil... Help me...

This is the end of those evil spirits.

Since you exorcised the most powerful spirit, it looks like all the other ones have left too.

A girl in uniform...

What's your name? What's your phone number?

I'm the hean of this bullet train.

Thanks to you all, I can finally reach my original destination.

The hean of this bullet train?

It's called a Tsukumogami-artifact spirit.

Any object can have a soul if you use it for a long time.

It was time for me too, and they decided to get rid of me, so I was on my way to Heaven.

So, the sprits that were desperately trying to reach Heaven got on this train,

but that big evil spirit was preventing this train from going to Heaven.

That's right.

I told him many times that this train was out-of-service, but he refused to leave.

I happened to learn about you, so I sent you the train ticket.

Don't worry about it.

In my heart, there are so many memories about the people who enjoyed this bullet train.

They really loved me.

Because of those wonderful memories, I can go to Heaven without any regrets.

I was very fortunate.

The train heading to Heaven, huh? It was a little diny, but adorable.

I wish I could have held her hands at least.

Don't be sexually aroused over a train!

Umm, Miss Mikami...

What is it, Okinu?

Where are we?

What?

Where are we?

I don't see light or anything!

How are we going to get home, Miss Mikami?

Beats me...

Let's see, here we go...

Stopping-off makes you realize how fast the bullet train travels!

Thank you very much!

Stopping-off makes you realize how fast the bullet train travels. Thank you very much!

Stopping-off makes you realize how fast the bullet train travels.

Where the heck are we?

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My honey Reiko, from now on I want you to call me Ghost Sweeper Yokoshima.

H..Hey, Yakuchin! You must have used Yokoshima as a guinea pig again!

Evil spirits, challenge me!

Ghost Sweeper Mikami: "Beware of Yakuchin-do!?"

Beware of Yakuchin-do!? Ghost Sweeper Mikami: "Beware of Yakuchin-do!?"

Beware of Yakuchin-do!?

Beware of Yakuchin-do!? I'll send you to Heaven!

I'll send you to Heaven!

Looking good, strike a pose

I'm on my way to take care of business

A ton of money is guaranteed

It's absolutely nonnegotiable

The more dangerous it is

The more exciting it becomes

No matter what kind of ghost it is, I take care of it

You don't cry any more

Don't run away because I know you will win

Trust only me

You don't cry any more

I'm sure tomorrow we can have

A much better time than today

Believe in me