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Nagai kami nabikasete

Nayamashige na body

Kono machi wo high heel de tobimawareba

Big money coming, yeah!

Matenrou no ashimoto

Jidai sakugo no wana

Chimayotta abunai yatsura nara

Gokuraku e ikase chauwa

Daitan na watashi no waza no naka doredemo

Suki na no wo ageru

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

Ikiba no nai anata dakara

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

Watashi ga ima mitsuke dashite

Ghost Sweeper

H..Help me!

We have fewer spirits now. We're almost done!

M..Miss Mikami, the floor is...

How dare they?!

Cremation urns?

That means this is a cemetery?

The ones, whose sleep was interrupted.

Calm your rage and return to the afterlife.

I, Reiko Mikami the Ghost Sweeper, will send you to Heaven!

Absorb!

It's over.

H..Her //105... That was no doubt her //105!

What a remarkable accomplishment!

Love Overcomes the Test of Time! What a remarkable accomplishment!

Love Overcomes the Test of Time!

I'm done, Dr. Chaos.

Um, it looks pretty good.

Maria, wrap it up right away and deliver it to the office of Reiko Mikami.

Yes, Dr. Chaos.

She'd never guess there's the most ominous magic elixir inside the cake!

The magic elixir that's been used for assassination since ancient times.

Time-space annihilation elixir... I put a lot of work into making this.

Fieika Mikam/I l can'! believe a young girl like her humiliated someone like me,

whas mastered magic science and been alive for a thousand years!

Even dying isn't good enough to atone for such sin!

She must be completely eliminated from this world!

Even from the past and the future!

You must be wondering what would happen

if you drink this ominous time-space annihilation elixir!

The result is unbelievable!

The cause and effect of time and space will be...

Ma..Maria?

I'm exhausted. This gig was pretty hard.

Jeez, I understand that they were dealing with the land shortage,

but who would build a house right on a cemetery without holding a mass?

It didn't pay me all that much either.

Great work anyway! I'll make some tea right away.

Yokoshima, will you restock the talismans that I used?

That was great...

/t felt squishy and soft, yet tender. And the subtle stroke of her breathe...

K.K.K/ss...

Just thinking about it makes my body and soul feel so...

Have you got a crack in your brain or something?

A lemon slice for Miss Mikami and milk for Mr. Yokoshima.

And the sweets...

What a delicious looking cake!

It looks great! Where did it come from?

Didn't you buy it, Miss Mikami?

I don't know where it came from.

Then, did Mr. Yokoshima...

Her //10$, yes, they feel just like this!

No, they were actually a liflle warmer.

I don't think so.

Then, who brought it?

I can smell something mixed into the flavoring.

This is...

That's the smell of the magic plants and chemicals used for cursing spells!

What?

Where did you find this cake?

It was in the kitchen.

We should just get rid of it.

Mr. Yokoshima...

What's the matter, Okinu?

Spit it out! Please spit it out, Mr. Yokoshima!

That's an elixir to delay the effectiveness of the cursed elixir.

I know it's temporary, but it can suppress the curse for a while.

Does this mean someone tried to poison you, Miss Mikami?

It seems that way.

P..Poison?!

A..Am I going to die?!

Let me look it up, so hang on.

Just dying wouldn't be so bad.

There's no telling what's going to happen when it comes to magic elixirs.

In some cases, you become a zombie

or turn into some kind of horrible creature and live forever.

What's worse is (beep)'s (beep) will be (beep).

Just hurry up! You don't need to explain anymore! Just look it up!

I'm sorry I'm sorry! It's my... It's my fault!

Don't shake me! Don't shake me! The poison... The poison will go around my body!

Every human is born into this world with fateful ties.

And this time-space annihilation elixir can erase those ties!

To make a long story short, basically this fearful elixir can erase your existence!

Fateful ties are the mysterious force that connects people.

FATEFUL TIES Fateful ties are the mysterious force that connects people.

Fateful ties are the mysterious force that connects people.

Parent, children, friends... Encounters that we have with others are never accidental.

So, boys and girls in front of the screen,

remember to treasure the ties that you have with others!

If the ties between Reiko Mikami and this world are erased,

it means that woman will never have been born into this world.

In that case, I'll never suffer any trouble caused by that woman again.

I'll never have to vow revenge or live in such a cheap apartment!

Therefore, I'll never have to pay rent ever again. You hear me?

Stop babbling and pay the rent!

That's why I can't stand mediocre people.

Listen! I know I've told you this many times before, but...

l..I'm sorry. Can you please wait just one more day?

You should have said so from the get-go!

Yes, ma'am...

GS MIKAMI

GS MIKAMI So, that means the elixir is in the cake?

So, that means the elixir is in the cake?

Time-space annihilation elixir, and its effectiveness is as I just mentioned.

Hurry up and give me the antidote!

There's no such thing in this world.

You said there's no antidote?!

Nope.

Calm down! We might not have the antidote,

but that doesn't mean there's no way to help you!

What?

The neutralizer that you took earlier

must have suppressed the effectiveness quite a bit.

But it's going to start working slowly,

so meanwhile we're going to come up with a solution.

Slowly?

You'll start going back in time.

Going back in time?

In time?

In other words, a time-slip into the past.

In order to make it back to normal,

we can only strengthen the ties that he has with this world.

Unless we can do something before the moment he was born, it's game over.

M..Mr. Yokoshima, your body is...

The elixir must have started working. We don't have much time, so listen carefully!

Can you think of any particular event that made

a strong impression on you 24 hours prior to eating the cake?

Th..There's one...

Try to experience the same thing in the past world!

That's the only way you can survive this!

But that's just...

Thatk the only wa}/2

But Miss Mikam/I theres no way you'd let me kiss you that easily!

What was I talking about just now?

Let's see, weren't you getting ready to eat the cake?

Huh? But why are there two servings?

You're a ghost, so you can't eat.

You're right...

I'm being throwing back in time!

Yokoshima began traveling back in time. I'm being throwing back in time!

In order to make it go back to normal, he has no choice but to have Mikami kiss him.

However, is that even possible?

There's no way Mikami would do that!

That's simply unattainable! Unfeasiblel Impossible!

H..H..Hey, stop that narration! Just shut up!

Wh..What's going on? Where am I?

Are you okay? Are you hun? Sorry, I'm so clumsy...

Hey, Okinu!

Y..You know my real name? Just who are you?

Who am I? It's me! Tadao Yokoshima!

S..So, you do know who I am too?

You're Okinu the ghost, right?

L.m S Orry I ' l. [T1 S O T rv !

Hey, wait up, Okinu! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Hey, wait up, Okinu!

What's gotten into her?

Oh?

This mountain is...

If I remember correctly, this is that mountain that I visited in the first episode!

Well, I've got a special treat for those of you who haven't watched the first episode!

Oh my! Are you okay? Are you hun? Sorry, I'm so clumsy...

First of all...

Here Mikami and Yokoshima met Okinu for the first time.

They also met the ghost of a Wonder Vogel club member

who went missing on the mountain and died,

but had been unable to go to the afterlife.

I found a naked lady!

Help me please! I found a naked lady!

Help me please! You two are mine!

You two are mine!

Sc..Scary...

No!

You're a man, aren't you? No!

You're a man, aren't you?

Now it's come to this, I don't care anymore!

If we're going to die, let me die in your chest at least!

So soft...

And they successfully exorcised the evil spirit that was bound to the hot spring

and causing a lot of troubles.

So, that means...

Am I really back in the past?!

Miss Mikami! Miss Mikami! Miss Mikami!

WELCOME TO JINKOTSU HOT SPRING Miss Mikami! Miss Mikami! Miss Mikami!

WELCOME TO JINKOTSU HOT SPRING

Oh, Yokoshima, that was fast.

I've missed you! Thank god! I'm going to be saved!

Now I'm going to be saved!

What the heck is wrong with you?!

Miss Mikami, give me your flaming hot kiss on my cheek.

Come on, don't hold back and give it to me.

Come here!

So, basically you're telling me that you're not the Yokoshima I know,

but the Yokoshima that's traveling back into the past

because of the time-space annihilation elixir?

Exactly.

If what you're telling me is true,

you must experience the same thing that made the strongest impression on you

24 hours prior to taking the elixir in the past world.

And strengthen what connects me to this world, in other words "ties".

You sure know a lot about it, don't you?

You told me so, Miss Mikami!

Oh, really?

So, now you know my story, so you can go ahead and kiss me right here...

Give me a break!

What makes you think I believe that I kissed you?

But like I said, it was an accident during the work and...

I bet you read some of my magic books on the shelf and came up with this idea,

but it's not working!

Don't say that! Please believe me!

How can I believe you, considering your everyday deeds?

Come on, stop talking nonsense, and get to work!

Work?!

Miss Mikami, I know the identity of the ghost you're dealing with right now!

What?

Spinning, spinning, spinning...

Halt!

It's responding to the spirit! It's close by.

That's him!

That's the ghost of the Wonder Vogel club member, who got lost on the mountain!

He's got beard and looks athletic.

If it turns out to be correct, you'll believe me then, right?

I guess.

Th..Thank god! I can finally be saved! I guess.

Th..Thank god! I can finally be saved!

Now come and show yourself!

H..Hello there!

Does she have a beard and look athletic to you?

Okinu, what the hell are you doing here?

W..Well, I just figured that you might be able to help me

since you could identify me at a glance.

Now I know what you told me was a bald-faced lie!

That's not true! She's not the one! Please believe me...

Stop it! You don't know when to give up, do you?

I'm kind of scared to go out there.

This place seems very suspicious.

See! I've told you that many times already!

The ghost is up ahead!

When you see it, you'll have to believe me this time, okay?!

IF I see it.

Your eyes are telling me that you have no trust in me!

H..Here it comes!

Evil spirit! See! He was here, right?

Yay, yay, he was here! Yes, he was!

This hot spring is mine!

Oh no, he's so strong!

Are you okay, Miss Mikami?

It's all right, Miss Mikami! Let me handle this!

Get out of the way!

[Close to $770,000] 80 MILLION YEN It's all right as long as I have this!

[Close to $770,000] 80 MILLION YEN I can take care of stuff like this in no time,

[Close to $770,000] 80 MILLION YEN and after than she's going to give me a kiss on my cheek!

And after than she's going to give me a kiss on my cheek!

Senior, I did it!

Hey you, why did you have to come out NOW?

I didn't want to come out, but...

M..Miss Mikami...

Oh, yeah, I don't have the talisman, but I still have these hands!

B..Boobs!

What do you think you're doing?!

I, Ghost Sweeper Reiko Mikami, will send you to Heaven!

N. . No way! She still hasn't kissed me!

He was a tough opponent.

I can't believe I managed to defeat him.

Oh? I don't remember why I'm here.

I'm being throwing back into the past again!

Where am I?

What's the matter, Yokoshima? You don't look very good.

You never look good period.

I'm in my junior high classroom?!

These faces are from my 8th grade...

You mean I traveled back almost three years into the past?!

Yokoshima, that's enough already. You'd better pay attention in class.

What date, month and year is it today?

Do you mean to assault your teacher? You need to stop it!

Like I said, what date, month and year is it today?

If I had known this would happen,

I would have taken over my family's pickled shallots shop instead of become a teacher!

Give me a break!

At this rate, who knows how many years I'm going to travel back into the past next time?!

Why doesn't it open?

VACANT

Vacant house?! Wh}/2

Oh, yeah, Miss Mikami should be a high school student or something.

This is before she became a Ghost Sweeper. I guess her office wouldn't be here yet.

Wh..What should I do?

I don't know where Miss Mikami was living when she was in high school!

It's over! This is the end for me!

My life is ruined!

What an annoying junior high student...

I wonder if someone stole his money or something?

Won't someone help me?!

It's old, but a good-looking house.

My existence will be erased from this world!

Yokoshima has no clue that Mikami, who's a high school student, is walking right by him!

Oh, the twist of fate toys with Yokoshima as a cat toys with a mouse.

Will he be able to have Mikami kiss him successfully and return to the future?

Or is he going to be erased forever? Find out in the next episode!

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Hey, thatt Miss M/kami!

I thought it would be impossible to find her! Now hurry up and kiss me!

Who is this junior high student?

It's me! Yokoshima!

Oh, damn, she doesn't know me yet.

Jeez, what am I supposed to do? Time is running out!

Ghost Sweeper Mikami:

"Please Kiss Me"

Please Kiss Mel! "Please Kiss Me"

Please Kiss Me!! I'll send you to Heaven!

I'll send you to Heaven!

Ikashita looks pose kimete

Business ni kuridasu noyo

Super rich na guarantee

lppo mo yuzure nai wa

Kiken na hodo

Moeru no

Donna aite datte ryouri shichau kara

You don't cry any more

Nigenaide kitto kateru wa

Watashi dake wo shinjite ne

You don't cry any more

Ashita wa zutto kyou yori high na

Toki wo kizameru wa

Believe in me