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Let the hair flow in the wind

A sexy bodY

If I jump around in this town in my high heels

Big money coming, yeah!

At the foot of the skyscrapers

The trap of anachronism

If they're dangerous and frantic people

I'll send them all to Heaven

My darling techniques

You can keep whichever you like

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

You have nowhere to go because you're a ghost

Bye-bye sadness, and find out

I'll find you now

Ghost Sweeper

I'm eating instant noodles everyday.

Fast Delivery I'm eating instant noodles everyday.

[$2.40 an hour.] Fast Delivery With a 250-yen-per-hour job, I can't even afford to buy some bento boxes.

[$2.40 an hour.] With a 250-yen-per-hour job, I can't even afford to buy some bento boxes.

Poor me! All I can think about is food. It goes to show how bad it's gotten.

Here is a diagram of Yokoshima's brain.

Normally...

But right now...

I wish I could at least eat some cup noodles with toppings.

An innocent looking girl is out here all alone in the middle of the night...

No! only that, shat prefly cute!

No, no, no, no!

She doesn't concern me right now.

I 'd take ramen aver a girl... I 'd take ramen aver a girl...

I 'd take ramen aver a girl... I 'd take ramen aver...

I, a totally unsuspicious man, live in this neighborhood,

and it's dangerous to be walking alone this late at night!

Allow me to take you home! Please do that.

After I take you home, you can offer me a cup of tea inside your house,

then you'd be like, "Oh my, look at the time! Why don't you spend a night here?"

Then, I'd be like, "No, I really shouldn't" and...

G..Girls these days are very proactive!

Well, that's secret of course, but simply put,

it's a technique that lets you switch people's souls and steal their bodies and abilities.

Whose body are you going to steal?

That's a secret also,

but what I'm looking for is a human who possesses powerful psychic power.

Oh, yeah! Do you know anyone like that?

Well, I do actually!

So, basically I told him about you, Reiko.

It's dangerous here, so run.

How dare you?!

Reiko is always upset.

I was nice enough to tell her about it.

That's what the deal is.

"That's what the deal is"?! I haven't heard anything about anything!

The boys and girls who're watching this show already know what's going on,

so I'm going to skip on the explanation!

That's not fair! Hey, let me go! Let me go! I still haven't eaten my ramen yet!

Be quiet.

She's so strong!

Maria is a masterpiece android that I created.

She's far superior to some random good-for-nothing humans out there.

So, you're a robot?! Damn it!

Even if I took her home and had some tea in her place,

nothing would've happened anyway, huh?

You're an unbelievably low-level human being...

Oh, well, no matter.

You should be happy because Dr. Chaos has chosen you

and given you the privilege of being his tool!

Wh..What are you planning on doing to me?!

First, this machine will switch you and me.

I'm sure Mikami will let her guard down with you.

And later, I will enter her body and steal her psychic power!

When my secret technique and her psychic power come together,

I'll be one step closer to God!

No, no! I never want to switch my body with your old tired body!

Oh, shut up!

All right, now I'm going to start switching our personalities.

Once it's done, make sure he doesn't run away until I return.

Yes, Dr. Chaos.

All right, it's ready. Turn it on!

Yes.

Damn! I'm an old man!

It looks like the switch is complete.

Maria, what are you doing?

Per Dr. Chaos's order, I won't let you escape.

No, no, no! That's not it!

Now's my chance!

Hey, boy! Don't run! Now's my chance!

Hey, boy! Don't run!

I am running, you idiot!

Where am I?

Who would make an entrance inside a subway tunnel?! Jeez!

Anyway, I need to let Miss Mikami know about this

and have her tum my body back to normal!

I'm out of breath because of this 0/d body!

Let me go! Let me go, Maria!

Remember I switched personalities with him? I am Dr. Chaos!

Even my masterpiece android may have shortcomings, huh?

I'm sorry. I reflect.

Even a monkey can reflect!

Hurry up and go after him!

Hello? Ghost Sweeper Mikami.

Oh, is this Okinu?

Huh? May I ask who's calling?

It's me, Tadao Yokoshima!

What's wrong with you? Did you catch a cold or something?

You sound completely different.

Don't worry about that, but put Miss Mikami on the phone! Go get Miss Mikami!

It's disconnected. I wonder what happened?

H..Help me, Miss Mikami!

Hey, Okinu, I'm going to take a shower now.

If what Meiko told us is true,

we don't know who Dr. Chaos will switch his body with to approach us.

Please be very careful.

Okay!

Jeez, this better be a joke. Okay!

Jeez, this better be a joke.

There's no way I'd let anyone steal my young and hot body and my psychic power,

and myself turn into that old geezer!

Who is it?

Hello! It's Enman-zushi!

Enman-zushi?

Oh, you came here to pick up the dish.

How are you doing?

Oh, no! He's the real guy from that sushi restaurant!

T. .Taxi!

Hurry up! Go! Go!

All right.

Oh?

What's going on? Who did that?

Wake up. Please wake up! Sir!

What should I do?

Oh? Mr. Yokoshima, what was wrong with you earlier?

The phone got disconnected and...

The phone? Oh, I mean, it was nothing.

Mr. Yokoshima, what did you do that for? Let me out of here!

You're not Mr. Yokoshima, are you?

That's correct! You stay right there until I switch my body with Reiko Mikami's body.

Oh, no! Miss Mikami!

Help me! Help me! Miss Mikami!

That was refreshing!

Okinu, will you bring me a beer from the refrigerator?

Okinu!

Okinu...

Yokoshima, when did you come in?

Oh, why don't I get you a beer?

Miss Mikami! I'm right here! Please help me!

Do you want just one? Miss Mikami! I'm right here! Please help me!

Huh? Oh, sure. Miss Mikami! I'm right here! Please help me!

I see...

You switched your body with Yokoshima, and I'm next, right, Dr. Chaos?

Wh..Wh..What?!

WHOMP!

Miss Mikami! Help me!

Okinu?!

H..How? How did you know it was me?

There's no way Yokoshima wouldn't come try to peek at me while I'm in the shower.

That's just physically impossible.

"Physically impossible"?

I don't really get it, but damn it! I'm screwed!

You saved me!

Dr. Chaos isn't all he's cracked up to be, is he?

So, you think you won, Reiko Mikami?

But I still have something up my sleeve!

This is it! Take this!

Oh, yeah, I forgot this isn't my body...

Looks like it ends in a draw today. I'll see you again, Mikami.

You wait, Dr. Chaos!

Help me! Miss Mikami!

Miss Mikami!

It's back to normal!

Oh, no! Does this mean that the secret technique wasn't complete?

It switched again?

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If this continues, she's going to kill me!

Hey, stop it! Stop it!

This is inconvenient for me too!

Touch!

Wh..What do you mean, "touch"? Touch!

Wh..What do you mean, "touch"?

Touch!

I don't know which one is which anymore...

Beats me... I don't even know.

Maria, get Reiko Mikami!

Yes! I'll get Reiko Maikami!

It's a robot!

If it's a robot, neither talismans nor the Divine Staff is going to work!

What are we supposed to do now?

Yes! It worked!

Thank God, I'm saved.

Okinu, when Dr. Chaos switches back to his real body, try to seal him in this jar!

B..But how will I know when to do it?

L..l saw everything!

Mr. Yokoshima must be in his own body right now!

This isn't good! T..Touch!

Get in the jar!

I did it!

Good afternoon!

Meiko! Don't come in here!

What?

I am the creation of Dr. Chaos.

My production number is T-1676 M-A-R-I-A.

Who is this?

THUMP

AND...

AND... And...

AND...

So basically, the problem was solved thanks to Yokoshima's indecent mind, huh?

/../ saw it... I saw everything...

That was nice!

After all, whatk befler than ramen is Miss Mikamit nude...

Don't get carried away.

Thank you, I got to see something really nice.

Hey, Maria! I'm here! Hey!

Hey, can't you hear me?

That despicable Mikami! I swear I'll make her pay for this!

Another man is now ruined because he got involved with Mikami.

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Help me! I'm going to get thrown back in time!

Miss Mikami, please save me with your love!

Give me a kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Yokoshima fell into the revengeful trap set by Dr. Chaos.

Why are you so dumb?

Ghost Sweeper Mikami:

"Love Overcomes the Test of Time!"

Love Overcomes the Test of Time! "Love Overcomes the Test of Time!"

Love Overcomes the Test of Time! I'll send you to Heaven if you don't hurry!

Love Overcomes the Test of Time!

Looking good, strike a pose

I'm on my way to take care of business

A ton of money is guaranteed

It's absolutely nonnegotiable

The more dangerous it is

The more exciting it becomes

No matter what kind of ghost it is, I take care of it

You don't cry any more

Don't run away because I know you will win

Trust only me

You don't cry any more

I'm sure tomorrow we can have

A much better time than today

Believe in me