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All you had to do was look at me.

Tiny arrows hit my heart, my defenses fell apart,

but this was really love.

Instantly, I was a little bit nervous,

but I was a little bit nervous.

I was a little bit nervous,

but I was a little bit nervous.

In my head, I heard a symphony.

A world around me seemed to crash.

I saw orange-polar splash,

but this was really love.

You only had to smile,

and I was not in playing game.

I had no defense against Lipses' suite as yours.

There was no way to stop my heart from singing

and flinging open its doors in stem lines.

All you did was drop a tender sigh.

You bit told me this isn't all the pieces ain't to fit,

just like a handmade glove.

So let's begin to build up what began with instant love.

You only had to smile,

and I was loved in playing game.

I had no defense against Lipses' suite as yours.

There was no way to stop my heart from singing

and flinging open its doors in stem lines.

All you did was drop a tender sigh.

You bit told me this isn't all the pieces ain't to fit.

Just like a handmade glove.

So let's begin to build up what began with instant love.

In stem line, in stem line, in stem line.

Hello, Teresa.

Oh darling, oh nice, is to see you.

You look wonderful.

You do too.

This is my husband George.

I'm Gary Wells, a countryman of yours.

Hi there.

How is the fly?

It was just fun.

You must be exhausted.

No, I am just a little.

Well, we'll fix you up in no time.

Where we going?

Where we going?

Grogogogogog.

We call our plantation a phezenta.

You'll really be able to relax there.

In Rio, you wouldn't have any peace.

Everybody wants to entertain the actors from the states.

Please take me to your cadenza or whatever it's called.

Missenda, the truth is Teresa wants to be the one to give the first party.

Oh, Gary, that was supposed to be a surprise.

Only tonight you're going to a festa.

Sounds like fun.

I hope you don't mind roughing it.

Backwoods-wise.

Me?

I've had the backwoods in my blood for three generations.

Oh, pioneer stock, huh?

No, moonshine.

Ha-ha.

Well, they'll look how high the logs are.

Somebody wants to burn up on the bachelors.

St. fairy disciples.

Konquata!

Konquata!

issa!

Onua.

GOHU Schwa!

DNA!

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From all of us.

To all of her.

of her gratitude was like what they are liking the fire. What's it for you see

come along dear. What a place they should let you die down. What do you mean

day. What about you. Oh not this year. Oh but senior Claudia. My bachelor hood

is well enough established. I don't have to go through that. Call it seniority.

Besides I might get burned. Better a little burn is a bachelor than a big one as a

spouse. I don't really need either. What do people think senior Claudia. That he's

getting old for thinking a marriage. Old maybe but not so. It'll start.

Here they go. Stand here you want to see the whole thing. Oh my goodness. It's

crazy. It is not crazy. Real man leaps when it's hottest. Local stock.

Well I'll see you after the fun.

After you young man. Well go ahead.

Oh aren't they wonderful. Free but affection. Nice job. Give me a secret. Don't tell me

you're nervous. Just give me a secret. Guess who's next George. Oh okay I give up my

neighbor DeSantis. Thanks I've got my own.

I'm sorry. But you see where your time was on. Oh I'm so glad you could come. I was afraid

that I would not relay the message out of habit. He waited as long as he could. It was very

kind to invite. No sense I always invite you. And then they husk it pulp parchment and all.

Haven't you seen the processing. Oh past a few bushes. Oh for shame you must let me give you

the grand tour. How about tomorrow we could spend the whole day. Oh I couldn't Gary no would be

too exhausting. I haven't been to bed before three since I got here. Doesn't anybody go to bed early

in Brazil. Oh a few subversives maybe. In a country dedicated to coffee it's considered patriotic to

stay up. Well if it isn't the human torch. He looks different. He always looks different when he's not

burning. May I have a cigarette please. Thank you. Good evening. May I see that one.

It's nice but I like the big one you had last night better. Your habits empty. Oh so it is I guess I

better patch it up. And I'll tell you. Oh about you. No thank you. Come we'll go get the drinks together.

And you'll excuse us. You must. I'm terribly sorry about. It's my fault. I was showing. No I

thought you were splendid. It's just that next time you better remove your time. Oh there will be no

next time. Gary you're the one that we are looking for. May I ask what brings you to Brazil. Just

visiting Teresa we were in school together back home. I had some time off she invited me to spend it

with her life. The Brazilian style time off from what my work acting all you're an actress I didn't

it must be very excited. It has its moments. I don't understand. It is exciting. I guess that's why I do

I like excitement. Are you good. Well they say I'm good good. And that's the only solution to the

problem you understand. Oh thank you. Aren't you interested in coffee. Oh I love it. No I mean how

it's made. Oh that much I know you add water. No no I mean how we make it. Don't you add water.

Oh.

A fine brandy don't you think yes. It makes me feel warm all over.

There's nothing quite like a good dinner good brandy and a good cigarette. What about a good

night sleep of course that's important to.

Hey draw.

Does it make you feel warm all over.

It depends mostly it relaxes me puts me at peace with the world. Yes it does that for me too and it

also plays hell with my super ego so there's never much peace. Oh Pedro another bottle of Napoleon

please. Shall I bring you some ice in you just a brandy.

Your super ego. Yes it's the part of the human being that's all you've been an

alcohol when it's working it keeps you on the straight and narrow. I understand you become

uninhibited. Loose as we say the devil gets your ear as we say. That's a great version in the

state to get behind. Well anyway he makes out better back home. Oh thank you.

Well whatever liquor does for you or to you it's very pleasant and the man needs such things in his

life especially here the provinces well what do the women do for them life is different they have

a house children for a man it's all good to the provinces where they make some pretty strange

distinctions.

Jokes aside I'll miss the provinces. I've been so happy here every day. I'm sure the only sad

moments I've known and those which reminded me that I'll be leaving soon. You don't have to leave

to you Pamela. No it might take just a little persuasion to make me stay. Then stay.

My you certainly are a convincing talker.

Pedro. Pedro.

You.

I'm not crowding you am I.

No.

To the myth of the hot-blooded Latin lover.

I'm gonna use the mustard.

You must get it off.

I'm burning up.

Would you like to go for a drive?

What's wrong with right here?

Nothing, I just don't.

Claudio.

Don't you feel the evening to be somehow incomplete?

How much more coffee?

Claudio desantis.

You're a fraud.

I?

You.

You're a groundless rumor living off its reputation.

A dewy-eyed, damp-lipped disenchantment.

A fake.

And I hate fakes.

Now, take me home.

Pabola, I realize you had too much to drink.

Can therefore...

I have not.

Don't you dare forgive me.

Because tomorrow, while I'm sober and in pain,

you can bet your last bean I'm not gonna forgive you.

Oh, you can't be serious.

Oh, no.

You still have time.

Oh, to rest that beer, buddy.

Don't argue. Just do as I ask.

Desantis residents.

It's for you, Senor.

Yes.

But she's...

She can't.

You must keep her there.

Anyway, you can't. Just till I get there.

Please, the racer, don't let her get away.

Yes, now.

Why are you doing this?

Can't you reason with our Pabola? Will you listen to me?

Tress our Mr. Play.

I'll take you to the play.

And Selma, don't you let him touch those bags?

Pedro, don't let him touch those bags.

And Selma, in the car.

Pedro, here's the jeep.

And Selma.

Pedro, be careful.

Pabola, you owe me the right to explain at least that much.

Can't you be fair?

Just let me drive you to the airport so I can...

So I can't tell you what I have to do.

Will you stop a minute, please?

Pedro, hurry up with those bags.

Pedro, have you gone mad?

Pedro, what are you doing? You'll destroy the lady's statements.

Give me a hand.

Now, if you will allow me, I'd like the privilege of taking you to your play.

May I?

If you insist.

Thank you.

Aren't you going to say goodbye to your friends?

Ataluga?

I'm going to say goodbye to you.

Thank you.

I'm going to say goodbye to you.

I'm going to say goodbye to you.

Thank you.

I'm going to say goodbye to you.

I'm going to say goodbye to you.

I'll count up today.

And then I found your lips on mine.

It happened again.

I tried to be wise.

I said to myself, just be aware.

But love got into my eyes.

The moment that I saw you there.

So here I go.

Into a brand new show.

The curtains up.

I'm yours.

Still heaven knows where.

So glad to give my heart away.

It happened again.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh.

We came in at the end of the show.

That doesn't bother me.

Don't you like floor shows?

They're all right in their place.

I came here to enjoy you.

That's all right in its place too.

But I'm not sure this is it.

Thank you.

Thank you. Welcome home.

Emily.

The joy of the science.

Pedro.

Hello.

Shall we go in?

Ah, ah, ah.

Brazil or no Brazil.

I insist on being carried over the threshold.

Pedro?

Not him, you.

Oh, me?

Oh, it's so good to be home.

It won't be nearly as exciting as a real.

Bonsense darling.

Oh, I've got a million things to do.

Please darling, the servants.

Get going.

Sorry.

I forgot.

Well, I, I think I better change.

Oh.

Pssst.

Which one is our room?

This one in front of you.

Thanks.

Help her with the things.

And be careful.

Oh, just put them on the bed, Pedro.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, just put them on the bed, Pedro.

Help! Help!

Help me!

Get me out of here!

Get me out of here!

Get me out of here!

Help!

Let me out! Help!

Pedro, help me, will you?

There's somebody stuck in here.

Hurry!

See if you can do it.

Wow.

How long have you been in there?

Only since this morning.

Only since this morning.

You're off to a fine start.

You shut up, scavenger.

All right.

Now, now children.

Are you my maid?

Yes, and you're up.

Didn't you work at the commissary?

She quit.

She wants to work for you, Senyara.

But she has no experience.

Well, all the same, that's very nice.

And I'm sure she'll manage.

However, I'm quite capable of doing things for myself, so...

It'll never get to be too much work for you.

What's your name?

Chikinya Senyara.

Chikinya.

Suppose we start by unpacking.

This is the first thing I bought on my honeymoon.

It's not much, but it's all mine.

It's big.

It has to be.

It's going to hold all my memories.

And I always wanted to be full of fresh flowers.

Yes, Senyara.

Claudio!

Oh, God, what a way to begin.

Darling, the house is on fire quick.

Claudio, the house is not on fire.

That's the morning bell.

Oh, I appreciate what you're trying to do, Darling,

but it's plainly the middle of the night.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's late.

Parmilla.

It is the morning bell.

Calm down, darling, and listen to me.

We get up very early on the fissing.

We need a sunlight for our work.

And that bell is to wake up the workers.

Now you just go back to bed and get some sleep.

I've got to finish dressing.

Oh, I'll be late.

Oh, I wouldn't want you to be late on your first day.

That's more like my pamilla.

Parmilla.

Well, you don't expect me to let you go to work without breakfast,

do you?

Oh, Emileena makes my breakfast.

She's been doing it for you.

She's been doing it.

She's not doing it anymore.

Now, run along, darling.

I'll be right there.

Emileena, I'll make my husband's breakfast.

Bondia.

Bondia.

Bondia.

Bondia.

Bondia.

I have your flaws, Signora.

Aren't they beautiful?

Yes.

They're very beautiful.

Oh, you please, Signora.

Thank you.

What's your name?

Euclides.

Euclides.

How many bags are washing and drying?

About three hundred, you know.

Then you ship them at the time.

Oh, I think we can make it.

Yeah.

Oh, I think we can make it.

Is something wrong?

Nothing, except I just learned you don't come home for lunch, so...

Lunch comes to you.

Look, I own a man.

You already had lunch.

Yes, I always have a d'itraus.

I'm sorry.

I should have told you this morning.

You should have told me a lot of things this morning.

There just wasn't time.

We can discuss it all tonight.

You'd better go back now for your siesta.

What about yours?

I always have a d'itraus.

He has a touch for me.

If I went back and forth, I'd lose half a day.

Hey.

Come on.

Back to work.

Go on.

Parmara, please.

If you must come around here,

you must be able to do it.

I goofed good, didn't I?

Oh, it's all right.

They'll forget about it in time.

I'll be back about eight.

We'll have supper together.

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ga!!

maj Warm Blue.

FAILA...

Did you see my necktie? The blue one?

No, dear. Have you seen my white silk shoes?

No. Pedro!

Oh, see if you can find Chiquinia, huh?

Pedro!

What's going on here? Have you all been drugged?

No, Senor. Why isn't it already?

Please, Senor. The table's not even set.

Listen, you're with me. If you only listen.

Claudio?

Oh, you found them.

You too, Migo.

What happened to dinner?

Vamela?

Oh, here, let me help you.

No, I can do it, Vamela.

But there is something you can do for me.

Of course, dear. What?

Never play the piano at see-est the time again.

So when a man like myself marries,

it's not because he needs a maid or a cook, or a business partner.

It marries because he wants to protect what he has found.

His love to make it grow like a beautiful flower.

And he wants it fragrant, fresh, pure.

Yes, dear, but...

No way. Try to understand.

When I speak about the flower, even if it is the most beautiful,

it's a poor comparison.

You're everything that's beautiful to me. I know.

Am I all that to you?

Of course.

What took you so long to say it?

I never said it, but I told you a million times.

You are the most precious thing in my world,

and I'll keep you there with my life.

So you must understand if I ask you,

partner, please, don't wear so much lipstick, Migo.

Well, how do I look?

Am I not nature's very own work?

Oh, yes, and you're just like a flower.

Well, if I'd known this was going to happen,

I could have saved a fortune and excess baggage.

Oh, simple me.

I always thought when a woman married,

the idea was for it to hang on to her looks.

I am about to give them away.

Chikina, be my guest.

Miss Senora, you, Chikina.

Don't think I haven't noticed you admiring them.

Do you think they will really work for me?

Why not? They worked for me.

Oh, but you are very beautiful.

And you were very single.

I'm very happy.

This one has been tested on an Englishman of the blood.

But not much of it.

And...

Good. Back.

I understood everything completely.

They're not nearly as difficult as you think.

I don't think. You will when you marry.

When I think I'll marry, then I'll remember to think.

Well, there's always the possibility of Chikina.

She's a very determined girl.

But she's not a sophisticated North American.

You can understand what you tell her.

She'll learn. Just you wait.

I'll teach Pamela Pamela to teach Chikina.

And Chikina will teach you.

Hi there, Pam.

Oh, Gary Wells.

Where have you been?

To the frontiers of Paranaw.

Well, no wonder we haven't heard from you. How was it?

Well, the coffee planning stopped there two centuries ago.

I just found out why.

Well, are you going to tell me or do I have to wait my two centuries?

Ah, Frost. Totally uneconomical.

Oh, anybody else know that?

Pam, you never take my word seriously, do you?

Gary, isn't it enough that you do?

Where are you staying?

I took your old roost at the Martins.

Oh, careful. You may be next.

Oh, how is your latter day, spouse, by the way?

Fine. He's working.

Well, dedicated man, that I'll say for him.

When does he come home for lunch?

He doesn't. He's too far away.

Do you pack him sandwiches?

Gary, if that's something for me you've got there,

I'd suggest you give it to me now.

In another minute, you're not going to feel like it.

Oh, just a little something I picked up on my travels in Sir Choice, the Wild-O-West.

Gary!

How do I look?

Embassy of hearts that I have committed.

Oof! Is there nothing in here?

Oh, it's not like this!

Coming in from Sh Beauty's house!

It's grim!

Come in here at the inductance store!

Yuck yuck, yuck!

Yuck yuck!

Good yuck yuck!

There you go!

Y pea!

Yuck yuck!

On the cower!

charge me!

Y pea!

Get it!

Ah!

Ah!

Hey...

You wouldn't think anybody who was being as stuffy as you would have room for food.

Oh, Claudio. It was only a hat. It's not even in fashion.

Things in fashion, every man would wear.

Oh, that's a big help.

It isn't a hat, you see. They've seen, as you call it.

You win that outfit, driving that...

All right, spare me the details. I was there.

The soul was half the household.

Well, I was only having a little fun.

The soul was half the household.

The hell with half the household.

I'm entitled to a little fun once in a while.

Haven't they ever seen anybody in a bathing suit before?

In a Vercaro's hat?

In a Vercaro's hat.

Driving an efficiency expert.

Driving?

Okay, I'm sorry about that.

I just got carried away.

Lately, with nothing to do all day.

Well, that must have stored up some excess energy.

Now, that's not so hard to understand, is it?

I said I was sorry.

I heard you.

Well, I didn't hear you say I forgive you.

I didn't say it.

I didn't say it.

No, I didn't.

Parala, please.

It hurts me very much to see you crying.

That's not why I'm doing it.

No, I know, darling. I understand.

Oh, no, you do.

I do, Parala.

I realize how difficult this adjustment must be for you.

Don't think I fail to understand that.

I'd rather be forgiven than understood if it's all the same to you.

Of course, I forgive you. Did you think I would?

Well, I was just a little angry before.

It wasn't what you had done so much as my image of that man.

But it's better you know the truth.

I was jealous.

Violent and jealous.

Of Gary?

Of Gary, of anyone.

I am not an Anglo-Saxon, you know.

Jealousy, passionate, are part of my nature.

But Gary?

He's a country man of yours. You share a national heritage.

To me, such things are like secrets.

We have no national secrets.

Still, they harass me to jealousy. I can't help it.

You are my wife and I must possess you entirely.

As you live with me, such facets of my nature will become less strange to you.

To hate is not a crime here.

But not to laugh enough is shameful as the woman you should realize that.

I do. That's why I'm here.

So, if I forgive you, you must also forgive me.

Oh, I do. That's why I'm here.

Mom, can you hear me?

Yes, darling.

I have something I want...

I'm sorry.

But with all the excitement, I forgot to mention something.

I must go to some parlour for a few days.

When?

In the morning.

Well, I've got a pack.

There's nothing to pack. It's just business.

Whatever that means.

It means I'll spend a couple of days at the coffee exchange.

And come home.

And I stay here, right?

Is this another one of your old world ways?

I'm a lot too, days.

No, don't explain it, please. It might get to be a week.

And now I'm conveniencement ridden on a road to an open Vinay.

And try, boys.

Boy, looks fantasies.

I've got a lot of fun.

They feel fine.

But I will this!!

You'll getter with me and make sure that I authentic.

With our offer I am prosecuted by you.

Okay.

Can I?

I'll do it.

This way.

All right.

It's all good.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

Would the Senera like some refreshment?

Just the Mais-Cóle Guárana.

I'll bring it right in.

Don't bother.

Put it on the veranda.

I'm just gonna strip and hit the shower.

Oh, well, you were sure to hear about it sooner or later.

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Mhm.

Sure, mate.

A little drinks in the old... No, thank you.

I assure you, Maria, it's not a phone call from other girls, so don't worry.

Really? Not you.

It's nice here.

Haven't you ever been in the garden before?

I think so. Once while I was waiting for you and...

Oh.

Gary, do you want to go to the garden?

I don't know.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

Gary, tell me something, will you?

Gladly.

How did they ever pick you to come down here?

Well, I mean from all those efficiency experts in Washington.

Well, besides my other assets, I'm from Harvard.

Does anybody else know that?

They know it in Washington.

You don't sound Harvard.

You don't sound Washington either.

You sound Madison Avenue.

I can see you're not keeping up.

We've done away with that sort of sectarianism.

The new administration is just one big family.

That I believe.

Uh, apropos of families.

I saw yours not long ago in San Paulo.

Yeah, she...

He had to go to the coffee exchange.

He goes often.

If that's where they have the floor show, then that's where I saw it.

Oh, I'm sorry, didn't you know?

I never would have brought it up.

Oh, sure.

Next you're going to tell me he was with a blonde, right?

Wrong.

A brunette.

It could have been a friend, you know.

Friends, you introduce?

All right, Gary, that's enough.

Well, it's true, Pam.

I don't care if it's true. I don't want to hear it.

Hmm. I can see the truth hurts.

Oh, boy, can you coin him?

All the same, it does.

I know that. I'm just finding out who.

Oh.

Aww.

Funny.

I have a feeling all this has happened somewhere before.

Chiquina!

Where's Chiquina?

It's a day off, Senyatta.

Oh, yes.

I forgot.

I forgot.

I forgot.

I forgot.

I forgot.

I forgot.

Oh, yes. I forgot.

Hello, Toressa.

No, this is Gary.

Is that you, Pam?

Yes, uh-huh.

Well, hi there, honey. Where you been hiding?

You're Gary, it's Toressa there.

Yeah, yeah, she is, but she can't come to the phone right now. Any message?

Would you invite her and George and yourself to my hospital tonight?

I know it's not much notice, but well, Claudia is still in Brasilia, and...

I don't even have my man to talk to. I just love to have some company.

Oh, why Pamela, I didn't know you cared.

Lots of company. It's just not my day to be alone, I guess.

I feel a dark blue moon coming on.

The fuzz is off the peach, is it?

Gary, please spare me your best lines and just tell me if you'll come.

Sure, but, Toressa...

Will you ask her, please?

Okay, just a minute.

Do you feel any pain?

I'd just like to rest.

Hello, Pam, it's all set.

Oh, good. That's wonderful. Tell her it's for ten o'clock.

I want time to prepare a little something special. See you tonight.

We'll be there.

Ready?

chonsar sn Semi-tro!

ice-face!

Not my face.

I'm sorry, Senora. I was just trying to be useful.

Paid, Ro. You're about as useful to me as a sundial and a grave.

I'll get it.

Hello. Hello.

What's going on?

It's Teresa.

I hope I haven't taken you away from the table.

I was only supervising.

I just had to talk to somebody.

I never have been able to stand being bedridden.

It gives me the willies.

Did you say bedridden?

Didn't you know? I thought Gary told you.

I'm sick.

The doctor says it isn't serious but...

He said he had some place to go.

He must have a girl around here somewhere.

He took two bottles of my best champagne.

I certainly hope he's found someone.

Who? He's found someone, all right.

Teresa, can I call you back? I... I smell something burning.

Me?

That... dirty...

Now he's a sneaky son of the first snake.

Pedro, don't do another thing.

Emolina, the dinner is off.

I'm sorry but one of my guests is ill physically and the other one's ill medally.

Don't clean up. Don't do anything. Just go to bed if you like.

Pedro, leave everything as it is and lock up.

Lock every door in the house. Do you understand?

Then you can do whatever you like.

I'm going to bed and start all over.

I never really believed this day in the first place.

Take me in your clive, dear.

Never let me glee.

See the magpie's all happy.

Gathered together by their toes.

Or even by their nose.

Girls were made to lock a kiss.

And who am I?

To interfere with this, does he, baby?

Girl, were made to love and kiss.

And who am I?

To interfere with this, does he, baby?

Girl, were made to love and kiss.

And who am I?

To...

To...

Can I be blamed?

To follow nature's way.

Why should I really?

Not.

Just one.

Hi there.

Care for some new years, tears?

Not Pam.

Is that any way to treat a guest?

That's only the beginning.

Have you gone clean out of your Madison Avenue mind?

I thought it looks so good.

I thought it was a good idea.

I thought it was a good idea.

I thought it was a good idea.

I thought it was a good idea.

I thought it was a good idea.

I thought it was a good idea.

I thought it was a good idea.

Gary, get out.

Get out before I release you from your misery.

Honey, I'm company.

Don't you just crave company?

That's what you told me.

Now, I suppose we act like grown-ups

and start with a little toast.

Gary, you're not well.

Out.

Oh, now, Pam, look.

All I'm asking you to do is to have a drink

and a fellow country, my friend.

Gary, will you listen to me?

You are a country girl, aren't you?

And I'm just a country boy.

So why not be nice to me?

Shoot that.

My head emptied forever, being civil to you.

Oh, now, honey.

And you can drop that down-home draw.

I happen to hate folks' singers.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Gary, stop practicing your virility on me.

It got home.

You're drunk.

How do you expect to appreciate that fact

when you're sober?

Ah-ha!

Stay away from me.

Oh, Pam, can't we just have a little drink together

before dinner?

The food will get cold.

It got cold.

And if you think that's cold, just where do you try me?

Oh, Pam.

Oh, no.

Don't you apologize.

Pull the lowest stunt ever on me tonight.

And I'll never forgive you for it.

So go home.

There's no future here for you.

Gary?

Gary?

Listen.

Hey.

Did you hear it?

No.

I heard it.

I mean it.

It must be Claudio.

Pam, can't you do better than update something

from a French farce?

But I heard it.

That's only because you weren't listening to me.

Gary cut it out.

A joke is a joke.

No, no, no, no.

Don't panic.

I promise not to try to kiss you.

Unless.

You try to kiss me first.

Are I get too excited?

Or I feel like it.

Whoopee!

Oh.

Hallie Ho.

Oh, no.

Hmm.

Oh, Pam.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, Pam.

You too much.

I can't keep it up.

Please can't.

It's not in me.

I never thought it was.

Now, will you go home like a good boy?

I'll forget the whole business.

If you just go home, I promise.

Oh, but I had such plans for tonight.

Such beautiful plans.

Have some?

My.

That's good.

That's nothing.

You should have seen my plans.

You should have seen my plans.

My, that's good.

That's nothing.

You should have seen my plans.

It was him.

Gary, get up.

Quick! Move!

Where did he find you?

He'll kill you.

Then my plans die with me.

How did you get in?

The dining room. I efficient little collars today.

Pabola!

If it isn't the broad-shouldered bean grower himself,

how was the show at the coffee exchange, Clyde?

So this is what happened.

Nothing happens when you're not here.

It hardly happens when you are here.

Claudio, he's drunk.

Then it won't hurt so much.

It's not in there.

Go!

Run, little man. I'm going to kill you.

Claudio, you don't mean that?

Yes, I do.

Yes, he does.

You don't understand us.

You just don't understand.

If you don't understand...

You don't understand the more sophisticated things

and you never will.

Do you hear me?

You never will!

No!

You're too busy playing the Latin type.

Pam and I are just friends in North America.

We have women that we like and we call them friends.

That's what we call them.

Claudio, I won't have you saying such things.

If the show fits.

Oh, Dad, not you too.

Don't!

Oh, Claudio, he's telling the truth. Nothing happened.

Then he dies for Latin.

It's all the same to me.

Gary, look out!

You're judging by appearances and circumstances.

Where's your sense of justice?

No!

Stop it!

Leave him alone. I can't stand any more of this.

I'm not too happy with things as they are myself.

Will you stop it?

Be reasonable for once.

It's as much your fault as it is his.

Then I would prefer to bear the guilt alone.

Claudio, don't you hit him again?

I never touched him.

If you hit him again, I'll divorce you.

You don't ever mention divorce to me.

I will too. When I say it, it doesn't sound so unnatural.

It's not unnatural.

It is unnatural. To birds divorce?

I never knew they married.

Leave him alone.

Let's go!

You've killed him.

I never let a hand on him.

Oh, what a horrible way to die.

Leave him there and go to your room.

Did you hear me?

I'm not sure.

Would you mind repeating that?

I said, go to your room.

And I insist on being obeyed.

You do, do you?

You insist. You think. You want.

Well, I'm up to here with you and your hairy, chested ego.

Your hour's, your days, your work, your world.

Never a moment's consideration for anybody else.

And by anybody else, I mean me.

Fabula.

You'd murder an innocent man before you'd enlarge that gap between your ears and let some fresh air in.

He is not dead.

Well, maybe he isn't, but you are.

You've got the only case of rigor mortars of the sympathetic system I've ever seen.

The only thing you get warm over is a look at yourself in the mirror and those acres of vaguely narcotic beans.

Baddies.

Beans.

With them, you're all progress.

But with everything else, your ideas go back so far home I would have to look them up.

What about other people? Me, people?

Are you accusing me of neglecting you for my work?

Now would I do a thing like that?

Don't you realize that coffee is a seasonal crop?

I'll forget it. It's hopeless.

Do you know what you are? A square.

Square, square, square, square.

Where do you think you're going?

Back to New York. To work.

And if it isn't clear to you yet, I'll give it to you in the words of that 90 proof dragon you've just slain.

Marriage-wise, I've had it.

Get off. Stop acting. Stop pretending you're dead.

I'll take the keys to the car, please.

You're not serious.

The keys to the car, please. I'll leave them at Tres's.

Don't give them to her. What kind of a man are you?

We'll take my car.

I'm glad I never had that changed.

Miss Jones, will you wait here, please?

I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

Miss Jones? Yes.

Are you not at present, Mrs. Claudio DeSantis? Yes.

But not for long. Oh, shut up.

Are you familiar with the laws of this country?

No. Only the habits.

We do not permit the wife of a Brazilian national to leave the country without her husband's express return permission.

That's a law? It is deed law.

Oh, but I have to leave.

I'm sorry. There is nothing that can be done.

Well, you seem to forget that she's an American. So am I.

Oh, he means a citizen of the United States of America.

It makes no difference. I'm sorry. We have established a president with your power.

Oh, never mind. I know all about it.

Here's your passport, sir. You're free to leave.

Who said I was leaving? Thanks a lot.

Come on, Pam. I have friends at the embassy.

They were tipped off. And I'll give you one guess by whom? Only one.

We'll just see who gets their way this time.

Hello? Do you ever send your to dissent, this registered there?

Oh, thank you.

Hello. Do you ever send your to dissent, this registered there?

One thing I know for sure.

I'm the only woman in the world who ever entered a place bigger than the United States and Texas combined and got locked in.

Gary, there just has to be a way out of here.

There are just two ways, unless you're particularly keen on walking.

One by air, two by sea.

That certainly hasn't changed much. We tried the airport from them.

What about a boat?

A boat. Do they leave often?

About every day.

I could store a way on a boat with your help.

Well, people have done it. They get on board without anybody noticing them.

Then, when nobody's around, they sneak into the...

What are you staring at?

I'm trying to picture you going unnoticed.

Well, I could wear something.

There better be lots of it.

Oh, Gary, are you with me or against me?

Honey, I'd like to be both.

Well, you won't be either if I don't get out of here.

I'm going to foil that husband of mine or die trying.

Don't say that word.

I don't really mean die.

I don't really mean die either. I mean husband.

She's not registered anywhere.

What about under her maiden name?

She wouldn't dare.

Gary, have you ever been here at Carnival Time before?

Yeah, once. It's a mad house.

Really mad? I mean, like, well, like New Year's Eve?

What? New Year's Eve? They celebrate New Year's Eve just to get in shape for this.

It starts tomorrow, doesn't it?

Does it affect everything?

Everything.

Except the ether tray. That flourishes.

Ether?

Yeah, ether. The original snootfall.

It comes in aerosol cans labeled lance perfume.

Some perfume.

If they ever put it out as a roll-on, it'll be the world's first underarm fix.

In short, it's a mess.

They not only have to clean the streets when it's over,

they have to change the air.

I don't know if they're going to do it.

They have to change the air.

Gary, make reservations for yourself on the next boat.

Where are you going?

Chopping.

At a time like this.

Well, now I know what Nero's wife was doing.

Hello?

Do you ever miss Jones' register there?

No. Thank you.

The boat leaves tomorrow at midnight.

All the better for us.

Do you mean that practically or romantically?

Gary, doesn't the average day hold enough pain for you?

Uh...

Maybe it isn't her name.

She's registered under.

Who wears his name, could she be?

Oh, this is enough to convince them that I'm friendly.

Stop worrying.

I would if I knew what you were up to.

No!

I warned you.

Well, I'll ask you to go.

I'll ask you to go.

I'll ask you to go.

I'll ask you to go.

I'll ask you to go.

I'll ask you to go.

I'll ask you to go.

I'll ask you to go.

Well, that's that.

I just hope the rest of the things are on the boat.

We'll know when we get there.

If we get there.

Okay, kitties.

That's a cross.

What room is Mr. Wells in on?

Mr. Wells.

He just checked out, Señor.

No, Señor.

But I believe he made reservations about the Alexandrine.

Where does Señor do tonight, Señor?

Was there anyone with him?

There certainly was.

That's how the spray cans count.

Just hold on, Pam.

We're not doing so badly.

How can you tell?

Got a girl, Pam.

You just stick with me and we'll make it.

Ah!

Oh, Gary!

Ah!

Ah!

I'm on, Gary!

I'm coming!

Hey, Gary!

I'm back here!

We'll never make it.

We've got to make it.

Come on, Señor.

That always took you my years for the past half hour.

Come on!

JOHNNY retail!

G you tonight!

Give me!?

Just turn right back again and about to come back.

You'rehow...

Get up, proming!

Let's get up!

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. Let's go. Come on.

Some beast. Come on. Let's go.

Hurry. Get to the stake. Oh, down there.

Get off the ship. Get back. Get back.

We did it. We did it. Play around with Pavley Jones, will they?

Now go back like civilians and join the party. Turn your back.

I don't see why you should have all the fun.

That's what American ingenuity, will they?

Oh, now let's see my stuffy husband's face.

I give a gang of money for that pleasure.

What time is it?

And after 12.

We better get this thing going.

Oh, that ether.

Captain, why haven't we sailed? Don't you know what time is here?

These people. Get them off. They don't belong here.

Mother Vorsen. He said you get the bomb.

Turn your back.

Turn your back.

Come on. Come on.

Oh, oh.

Oh, he's on.

Let's go. Hurry. Let's go. Hurry.

Let's go down this way.

Hurry. Let's move a little faster. A little faster.

Look out this way. Come on, faster. Let's go out this way.

Hurry. Hurry.

Hurry. Hurry.

Hurry. Hurry.

I'm coming, come on.

Hey, Justin, I've got to get down there.

You've got to let me through there.

You can't.

That's my wife, please.

I've got to get off the boat.

Can't you understand? I've got to get off the boat.

She's an American.

We're already on her way.

God, you helped me.

You're homeless.

I go too.

I can't swim.

I'm going to go.

Don't you like Tarly and you can't go?

I'm wrong, I did so wrong.

I'll try never to be so wrong.

But you see, Pamela, I was a bachelor of...

Please, Tarly. Please don't explain.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.