All language subtitles for ultima hora,a 1931 720pb leg

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we're all ready to shoot it jacoby ready

whenever you are

hey henry the rope you gave us for that

last time that's that guy up and down

like he's on a rubber band

we've only weighed 134 adding a couple

of pounds for breakfast the way those

guys always eat that brings it up to

136.

give it he will get the spring out of it

we want this one's neck broke

all right

hey what's the idea of throwing things

out of the window quit playing with that

gallop

how do you expect us to do anywhere well

you cut that yelling

i'll get the sheriff after you bum

ain't much respect for the press around

here how's the wife any better

worse me having to hang around all day

and all night waiting for him to hang

that cuckoo it's hard work all right

crack it for a dime hey schwartz what do

you do why me

what time is it anyway 4 30.

say me too these cars are like wash rags

let's chip in and get a no deck these

are good enough for me i'm 80 cents out

already

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favor 105.9

hey take this phone ernie you ain't

doing anything

oh are you guys crippled or something

criminal courts building classroom just

a minute please

hello sarge thank you yeah iphone

anything doing

all right thank you sarge to join

say ernie why don't you take your

instrument into the library and play it

hello is this the home of mrs f d

margolie's

this mr mchugh the city news bureau is

it true madam that you were the victim

of a peeping tom

ask her she's worth peeping in oh no

madam that ain't the right attitude to

take

all we want is the fact tell her i can

run up for an hour

tell her to come over here we'd like to

reenact the crime

just a minute madam is it true mrs

margolies that you took the part of

pocahontas in the elks pageant seven

years ago

hello she hung up

now i wonder who was peeping in her

teepee

yeah no hilly johnson ain't it

oh oh hello mr burns no hilly hasn't

shown up yet

hello i just had an interview with

williams

over in the death house

that jail that jail is reeking with

germs

oh believe me the board of health is

going to hear about the sanitary

conditions over there

through my paper it's amazing to me that

those prisoners can live long enough to

be hung

what's the idea mac say

is that the only telephone in this place

the only one with a mouthpiece

how many times have i got to tell you

fellas to let my phone alone

you want to talk through a mouthpiece go

and buy one like i did whitney nine

thousand

the germs of the mouth are the most

contagious the most malignant

the practically they're the oh shut up

listerine whitney

nyan thousand what is this a hospital

yeah how's your pimple coming along oh

sarge

the kill anything doing say

you don't have to use my desk for a

garbage can either

say how would you like to quit stinking

up this place with those antiseptics

anything new on the hanging benzene my

deal in it

hey zonai what is it question before the

house

gentlemen wants to know if there's

anything new on the hanging nothing

special

did you talk to the sheriff why don't

you get your own news

somebody ought to see the sheriff

criminal cars press room no hillary

johnson ain't

oh yes mr burns i know mr burns

yes mr burn goodbye mr burns

walter burns for hildy again something

must have happened

let me tell you what's happened hildy's

quit oh

nurse hildy why he can't quit he's a

fixture on the morning post

yeah he goes with the woodwork well he

told me he was going to quit

say listen wally burns wouldn't let him

quit he'll find a way to keep him

somehow

remember what he did to clinton when he

wanted to go to hollywood he got him

into a fight and had him thrown into

jail for assault and battery give me a

rewrite

well if he ain't quit why ain't he here

covering the hangar

i wish i could quit oh ammo ready

dr irving's hobo z for zebra o for onion

b for baptizee for anything else for

uh l for uh oh

don't tell him anybody

al for listerine with offices at 1608

inverness avenue

while this bird was arrested tonight on

complaint of a lot of angry husbands

they say he's been treating their wives

with electricity at a dollar a crack

oh the electric teaser's in again i

understand he massages them too well

anyway this doctor is being held for

malpractice

and the station house is full of his

patients claiming he's innocent

but from what the husbands say it looks

like he's an ethereal

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all right maine 6-800

press no mr burns hildy johns

i'm not lying mr burns walrus

is like he was having a hemorrhage

did you find johnson sir no

so now i have to put another man on the

job in your hat duffy

i'm after that bunch of lily-livered

pockmark peanut politicians

who think they're running this town and

hildy johnson's the only man on the

staff i can trust tonight but we have to

have somebody

i've gotta have johnson

but you haven't got him

oh but i want him to jump the boys of

the downtown

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hey

get going

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kelly johnson here he's on the wagon

well i ain't

you remember me i was here last night

with mr bensley just eventually still

here

i know maybe

hi lizzy i'm looking for hildy johnson

why well the bernie wants to see him and

i want to see walter burns

what's for two dollars

two dollars please oh sorry

well darling you're almost mine

honey i'd write the society notice if

you could look at wallabern's face when

he hears of this

oh i'd rather for a year to see when he

hears i'm getting married

i order for two years to get a load of

what he says when he hears i'm leaving

this car for that new york

what's the matter oh so that's why you

got that

walter bird that's why you're going to

marry me

water bird that's why you're going to

new york let's fight walter bird oh

honey you're crazy now listen

here did you ever come up out of a sewer

listen honey do you ever

did you ever come up out of a sewer and

have a cool fresh air here too

well i did and honey you're the cool

fresh air you've made a fresh airplane

out of me dear

i'm not going back there unless you send

me then hildy you go right up to walter

burns and resign

wanna have him get his hands on me

that's why i've been hiding out at your

place to keep away from that

double-crossing maniac

tell you what i'll do i'll resign my

phone and get a look at that snake's

face

oh no you don't here

what 500 and then one bill i'll go send

it to me for a wedding present

i wasn't going to give it to you until

we got there but you take it and after

you take me home

you get the ticket instead of getting

married tonight

we'll be married tomorrow instead of

going to new york tomorrow we'll go to

new york

all we have to do is throw the old

underwear in the trunk 24 hours earlier

that's all

what is it mother do you know what i

think right

i think you must be a sort of

irresponsible type

or you wouldn't do things this way

now mother you stop picking on my

healing he didn't do one blessing thing

to help her get it away

you better get busy

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oh that's the dress you had on the first

night i met you

you're the one i care for

yep wait a minute

is that the dress you had on the night

you said no

come here

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full page of pictures fights will kind

of snap in the morning post holy fire

exits execute hundreds expose a fleet

owner shopping for the morning post

city board to investigate i'll get a

chance what a chance

listen honey with them downtown get

those tickets see the mother gets the

lord see you later

hello ellie i'd like to have a little

talk with you for about 15 minutes i'm

not a chance water i'm busy

not too busy to be playing around the

neighborhood turning in false fire

alarms

what hello mike

hello mr burns

all right

boy i wish i could find a guy that did

this i'd make that box his tombstone

well aren't you gonna ask me how i found

out where you were yeah big scoop with

everybody in the county building working

for you

set him up not for me he'll take the

same

so you're leading me for marriage why

how do you have business

how'd it happen there was a move

well i guess that lets me out i'll give

you a farewell party

thanks

but it hurts hildy you're not telling a

fellow after all i've done for you

you mean after all you've done to me

that time you sent me down to the lake

to test that trick diving suit

that suit was about as waterproof as

your straw hat feel so fast it's gonna

have an hour to pull me up it was lucky

i only went death

didn't i go to the expense of hiring an

airplane to take you up so you get your

hearing back for the further expense of

bribing the pilot so it landed in the

middle of a strike massacre at heron

illinois you scoop the whole world on

the story you made yourself the envy of

every newspaper man alive

oh well it was worth it with that

even if i did get written out of town on

a rail with eight bullet holes and a hat

that cost me six bucks

and charged on the expense account at 15

and got away with it

ah those are the days well you'll

certainly have a lot to tell the kids

yeah what kids you're getting married

well why not a guy's got to settle down

sometime

get a home and wife

you see it's kids that hold it all

together

that's right i never was big enough to

let a nice girl reform me so i could

stay in a two room love nested nights

with the wife and kids while the fellas

were out having a lot of fun

oh marriage does make a respectable

citizen out of a man and it must be

grand

you never have to worry about a place to

go you always know where you're going

home none of this idiotic jumping around

at all hours and having to be on the

inside of all the crazy excitement in

this town

ah dear the 5 15 after some quiet suburb

a home-cooked dinner every night at

exactly seven

and by ten in bed unless after the

tapioca the wife has some friends in for

a neighborly chat

i don't blame you hilly it sounds great

excuse me a minute with him

hahahahahahaha

come on schwartzie boy deal them out

deal them out don't let that deck get

cold see if you can deal me a decent

hand this time

well wooden shoes any news

i just been over to the death house did

you hear what

williams said to the priest oh forget it

yeah yeah i know i know the paper's full

of the hanging we ain't got room for the

ads what are william say

he said that he don't say come on andy

up

i've been twice already he said to the

priest

that he was innocent he'll start crying

in a minute why don't you send the porn

on some roses like that girl of his

molly malloy

oh now there there's an idea yeah you

know she thinks he's innocent too

oh you fellas don't understand before

you go on wooden shoes

would you mind running down the corner

and getting you a hamburger sandwich bet

too

three cards personally my feeling is

that two hamburgers like a good fellow

now my feeling is yeah that williams

is of the dual personality type yeah i

know i know like the dolly sisters

yeah that's right tell us of the tribune

i raise you

i'll raise you what do you do it's uh on

account of the way his head is shaped

it's a typical case ask them to put a

lot of ketchup on them sandwiches

i thought you fellas might be interested

in the psychological and they find plain

lettuce on gluten bread

get me a sandwich two wooden shoes

what do you got when where am i gonna

get the dough for all these eats oh

charge it you got a badge haven't you

what's that good for

four hamburgers

and a lettuce on gluten

oh hello mr burns i know we haven't seen

hildy

i am slave he's kind of shame

it's wally burns on the wire talk to him

will you heal lee

he'll have paranoia could take a sweet

kiss for himself come on ernie

sound your age goodbye forever listen

hilly will you do me a personal favor

and talk to walter

he's called up about nine million times

what's the matter hillary are you afraid

of him

i'll talk to that maniac with pleasure

hello mr burns what's that mr burns

why your language is shocking mr burns

say listen you crazy baboon

get a pencil and paper and take this

down and get it straight because it's

important it's the hildy johnson curse

the next time i see you no matter where

i am or what i'm doing i'm going to walk

right up to you and hammer on that

monkey scully earth till it rings like a

chinese gong

that's telling them

no i ain't going to cover the hanging i

wouldn't cover washington across the

delaware for you if he did it all over

again

never mind the vaseline jacqueline won't

do you any good this time because i'm

going to new york

i didn't tell you that did i if you know

what's good for you you'll stay west of

gary indiana because the johnson never

forgets

and that voice is what is known as

telling the managing editor why'd you

quit i'm getting married you see those

three to new york tonight tonight yes

sir what do you mean three

me and my girl and they're darling ma oh

look he's in love

do it see what things is she a white

girl

is she got a good shape does walter know

you're getting married

does he know she'll cancel like a pal

offer to throw me a farewell dinner

that's his favorite joke

farewell dinner he poisons people out of

me let me talk a 2164 will you

yeah he got me in the pool lock mike's

killed me full of rodger yet i've ever

been with the toilet

imagine that guy trying to break up my

marriage after shaking hands

hello peggy how are you darling hmm

oh i know but oh you bet i resigned

right in his face didn't i yeah

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11 18 tonight yeah no

or the press room just dropped in to say

goodbye to the boys yeah

not a chance honey i got a taxi waiting

yeah

ten minutes bye-bye honey

hey where's the wedding it's in new york

so you guys aren't going to have any fun

with me

oh thank warrants are kidnapping the

bride with me everybody's getting this

new york bug

it's a ruge town for mine you want to

look out hilly they tell me all those

new york reporters are lizzie's

remember that one from new york last

summer with a toy fee

there was a man boys listen good energy

gentlemen tell me where the telegraph

station is

you want the count hill you'll be

talking like that which one of those

[ __ ] journals you're going to work for

none of them who wants to work on a

newspaper

not a hobos full of dinner from pumpkin

they wait off of all of them what are

you going in for the movie the

advertising business 150 smackers a week

what 151 well

there's the contract

you guys got anything better to do down

there

it is 150. you're gonna miss a sweet

hanging i'm not interested

he's going to write poetry about the

ladies drawers

can you imagine punching a time clock

sitting around with a lot of stuffed

shirts talking statistics

why you be like a fire horse tied to a

milk wagon yeah

let's know who's talking journalists

peeking through keyholes running after

fire engines like a lot of coach dogs

waking people up in the middle of the

night asking what they think of

mussolini

stealing pictures off of old ladies of

their daughters that get attacked and

grove park

a lot of daffy butters keeps swirling

around with holes in their pants boring

nickels from office boys and for what

so a million hired girls and more of his

wives are always going on yeah your girl

must have handed you that line i don't

need anybody to tell me about newspapers

i've been a newspaper man for 15 years a

cross between a bootlegger and a loafer

and if you want to know something

you'll all run up on the copy desk gray

headed humpback slab dodging gun of

shoes when you're 90. you'll be out on

the street the minutes your contracts

are oh no not me my girl's uncle owns

the business has he got a lot of jack

choking him what do you think you give

us for a wedding present a dozen

doilies 500

in cash there ain't 500 nk there it is

except when it costs to get those

tickets to new york let me count that oh

no you don't boys boys just a minute

please

what about a little bite scram jenny

can i wash up now please yes

this place is beginning to smell like a

like an owl's foot

come on jenny you don't want to wash up

on a night like this i'm going away this

is a holiday come on give us a kiss

you keep waiting for me oh what's the

matter and i your fellow anymore

i will come on jenny i'll tell you what

we do you and i go round and say goodbye

to everybody in the building

oh but we can't take this with us come

on kenny come on

hey look

come on jenny walk me around again jenny

around around again

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he was in it with his robes on playing

fireman

come on now fellas i know who it was it

was hilda johnson wasn't it

where is he out with a lady i

swear i don't know what to do with you

boys i have a darn good mind to take

this press room away from you

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wouldn't that be too bad the places are

full of cockroaches you can't walk

personally i don't give two hoops but

how do you suppose it looks to have a

lot of hoodlums yelling and throwing

things out of the window

besides there's someone in that death

house

how do you suppose he feels listening to

all this rebellion well why do you care

how he feels

we're doing everything possible to get

your whole ticket reelected next week

yes when williams drops to that trap

tomorrow

it means a million votes can we help it

if the people rise to support this

administration stand against the red

menace personified by mr earl williams

the guy who loses the job he's held for

14 years

joins a parade of the unemployed and

because he's goofy from lack of food

waves a red undershirt williams is a

dangerous radical and he killed the

police

williams is a poor bird who had the

tough luck to kill a colored policeman

in a town where the colored boat counts

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you keep your shirt on picky and i don't

want to hear any more of that pinky

stuff

i got an amc peter b hartmann

how does that look to the voters like i

had solarizer

something

just a minute fellas just a minute now

pete

how about the favor that uh certain

party is asking

once and for all will you hang this

person at five a.m instead of seven

it can't hurt you and we can make the

city edition

roy you can't hang a felony sleep just

to please newspaper

no but you can keep postponing the

hanging so it'll come just before the

election

yes with this new alien is coming in how

do we know there'll be a hanging yes

what if this professor finds he's insane

or something yes

he won't find he's insane no no because

he ain't

williams is as sane as i am vayner

yes now here's a resume of the situation

the newspapers have got to put their

shoulders to the wheel

what do you do they've got to impress on

these bolsheviks

that are just one for earl williams is a

death warrant

for every bomb thrown on american red in

this town

this hanging means more to the people of

this fair city today

that's a statement jimmy why don't you

go home

all right you'll just get scooped oh

we're going to reform the reds with a

rope that's our slogan

you can quote me if you want to sheriff

hartman pleasure

peoria we've been printing this chestnut

for a week

ain't you going to use that sure

give me the desk this is bensinger

the sheriff refuses to move the hanging

up one minute

no i won't that hanging's coming off

exactly as per

schedule seven o'clock in the morning

and not a minute sooner

there's such a thing as being humane you

know all right

all right just wait do you want a favor

give me a rewrite

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jake new lead on the hanging and don't

use hartman's name in this at all

just say the sheriff why can't they jack

these guys at a reasonable hour so we

could just

sleep this new alienist dr

max j uh egelhofer

that's right from vienna he's going to

examine williams at the request of the

united federation for world betterment

oh my one of the biggest author of that

book the personality gland

and where to put it paradigm

just autographed a copy for me did you

buy those initials in your plans too

wait there's more that doctors the 14th

pair of whiskers they send in on this

case

those alienness make me sick all they do

is tickle you then send you a bill for

500 bucks

give me the desk now here's the

situation on the eve of the hanging

hello

this is murphy more slop in the hanging

a double guard has been thrown around

the jail the municipal buildings

railroad terminals and elevated stations

to prepare for the expected general

uprising of radicals at the hour of

execution

ready sheriff hartman's just put four

more hundred relatives on the payroll to

protect the city against the red menace

which is leaving moscow in a couple of

minutes

half a dime sheriff hartman uh the

sheriff

has just received four more letters

threatening his life which he's going to

answer by a series of raids

and to prove to the voters that the red

menace is on the square sheriff hartman

has just written himself for more

letters threatening his life

yeah yes i know he wrote them on account

of the misspelling

that's all except the condemned man eat

a hearty dinner

oh uh mock turtle soup chicken pot pie

hash brown potatoes combination salad

and pie

holla mold the doom man ate a hearty

meal as follows

noodles roast the beef sweet of potato

cranberry sauce strawberry pie and a

great big hunk of pastrami

statement from who the sheriff

quote him for anything you want he can't

read

krueger calling nothing new on the

hanging

and say jake get this in for me is a big

favor will you

whole meal was furnished by charlie

apple who are

apple now

a for adenoids p for psychology f

athenament e for

epilepsy and l for uh uh l for uh

leonard certainly this is ben singer

talking

the proprietor of apple wants to see you

restaurant

that's it yeah thank you jamie

stinky bensinger's going in for petty

graft again that means a new hat for

somebody

i understand that's how benzina gets all

his clothes sure the greasy spoon gave

them that overcoat when george kid

cucora swung

if they ever stop hanging people they'll

probably go naked why don't you make a

poem out of it roy

hello mike uh-oh there's a gleam in our

eye

don't look at me baby i didn't say a

word oh kid how's he all coming again

jordan how are you molly i've been

looking for you tramps

yeah those are swallows you said earl

what do you want done with them tomorrow

morning

a lot of wise guys they check what do

you want in here

tell you what i think of you all of you

keep your skirts on

you was worth breaking my fingernails on

i'd tear your face wide open

what's the matter what are you sore

about sweetheart wasn't that a swell

story we gave you

yeah you crumbs have been making a fool

out of me long enough

she ought to be allowed in here

yesterday i caught her using the

drinking cup

i never said i love daryl williams who

was willing to marry him on the gallons

you made that up

about my being his soul mate and having

a love nest with him you've been sucking

around that cuckoo ever since he's been

in the death house

everybody knows you're his affinity

that's a rotten lie

i met mr williams just once in my life

he was wandering around in the rain

without his hat and coat on like a sick

dog

the day before the shooting i went up to

him like any human being

would ask what was the matter he told me

about being fired after working at the

same place for 14 years

i took him up to my room because it was

warm there

put that on your victrola just because

you want to fill your lying papers with

a lot of dirty scandal you gotta crucify

him

make a [ __ ] out of me got a match

i tell you he just sat there talking to

me all night

never once laid a hand on me oh oh

in the morning he went away i never saw

him again

to that day at the trial tell us what

you told the jury

go on laugh i'd like to know some curses

bad enough for your greasy souls

sure i was his witness the only one he

had witness

yes me molly malloy a common

streetwalker

only one with guts enough to stand up

for him that's why you're persecuting me

cause he treated me decent not like an

animal and i said so

when do you dance kid this is the press

room we're busy why don't you go and see

your boyfriend

better hurry he's left a call for seven

a.m

if you wonder a bowl of lightning don't

come down and strike you all dead

what was that they're fixing up a pain

in the neck for your boyfriend

oh what's the idea oh

now now don't get hysterical

oh shame on you why i didn't say

anything

a poor crazy little guy i never did

anybody any harm

sitting out there alone this minute with

the angel of death beside him

and you cracking jokes hey listen if you

don't shut up i'll give you something to

cry about keep your dirty hands off of

me outside

i'm sorry

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well you guys want to play some more

poker

here now tickets for the hanging two for

each paper what do you mean two

what do you want to do take your family

hey listen boss wants a couple for the

advertising department i promise to pay

this ain't the follies you know

oh big hearted pinky i'm getting tired

of your editors using these tickets to

get advertising accounts you got a lot

of nerve everybody knows you use them to

get in socially yeah you had the whole

union league plug

over the last hanging trying to suck in

with the swells huh

i suppose you'll wear a monocle tomorrow

morning now boys that ain't the way to

talk

if any of you want a couple of extra

tickets

i'll be more than glad to take care of

you but for

goodness sake don't kill it

hiya boys we cleaned up here here here

get that copy of the morning post out of

there johnson

what do you mean by throwing things out

of the window

answer me who do you think you are who

has to know do you think that your world

burns a run in this town

well i'm going to send a bill to the

post tomorrow for all the wreckage

committed around here in the last year

now how do you like that that's swell

you know what else you can do what

yes you stick your nose in this building

tomorrow i'll have you arrest that's

almost worth staying for

and i'll tell you something else and you

can pass it around the wall of burns the

post get no tickets for this hanging on

account of the lies that they've been

prisoners listen you pot roast if i want

to go to your hang and i'll go see and

i'll sit in the back oh no you won't i

only have to tell half what i know

you don't know anything i have to know

who occupied room 602 at a certain hotel

the night before the last hanging

that hotel crack just doubled them up

say sheriff restroom tell me just what

hotel was that

for you sheriff

sheriff hartman talking

oh hello dear what the irma no i can't

come home

i got too many things to do first

getting ready for the hanging

why'd you take them out to your house

and hang them

i'll call you later irma it is irma

i gotta see an alien no alieness

not for me for william

restaurant oh hey hilly

your girl

hello thank you

hello peggy how are you darling

yay sandwiches how about my plain

lettuce hamburger for me

i know what i wanted you did not this

way wasn't shoes

my darling what's the matter i

distinctly said gluten

but listen sweetheart i just dropped in

to say goodbye to the fellas do you

remember i told you

say will you guys talk or something

don't bother about it yes i got a taxi

waiting

hey go easy on that catcher

i'm responsible for it listen dear i got

the tickets right in my pocket

well now listen honey if you talk like

that i'm going to go right out and jump

in the lake i swear i will because i

can't stand it

listen well this thing

love you i said i love you

oh give him a break ernie well that's

more like it

feel better now well smile

and say something well you know what i

want to hear

come on tell me you love me

well come on tell me you love me tell

them you love me we'll all go to sleep

that's the stuff yeah

listen there will you wear that little

blue straw hat wait a minute i'll see

are you happy now i bet you're not as

happy as i am

well i'll bet you anything you want all

right don i'll be there in five minutes

really this time bye bye

kelly here's walter again tell him to

give us a wreck will you

so you're just making a nuisance out of

yourself what's the idea calling up all

the time

no i'm true with newspapers well who

cares what you think of me i'm going to

new york tonight right now this minute

[Music]

hey piggy stick that among your

souvenirs hey hillary you'll get us in

the novel jim hey listen the waller

calls up again tell him to put it in

writing and senator hillary and johnson

waterbury adams corporation 735 fifth

avenue new york city

please share it please

excuse me professor i ain't afraid to

die

i ain't afraid

don't work too much the first day again

goodbye johnson i'll drop your line

hildy and let you know what walter says

so long hilly be careful of that

treacherous new york weather hildy so

long [ __ ] don't forget to send us a

postal card don't forget to drop in and

see us if you ever come back kid well we

see you again hildy

riding in a rolls royce giving out

interviews on

[Music]

successes

and now you say reenact the crime

give you a gun sheriff a gun

now think that i am the policeman

you understand i am the policeman

now where exactly did you stand

sure

hey hilly i hope you got a return trip

ticket we'll be back next week

and then what did you do

dementia free cooks

goodbye you wave slaves when you're

calling up fire escapes getting kicked

out of front doors

eating christmas dinners and one-armed

joints don't forget your old pal hildy

johnson

has the road beyond unfold

what's the matter what's happened

all right

just went over the wall

just land out of the county jail yeah

yeah yeah

don't worry walter i'm on the job right

[Music]

hey jacoby five minutes talk with me

i'll get you 260 bucks

any shot no no i tell you no one knows

where he got the gun

he ran up eight flights of stairs the

infirmary got out through the skylight

he must have slid down the rain pipe to

the street murphy

give me the desk no no one knows where

he got it call you back

no clue yet during williams whereabouts

the crown commissioner is offering ten

thousand dollars reward for the capture

of earl williams call you back

hello here's a feature for you cheer

bomb

yeah tear bomb criminals cry for it if

the man wants me

knows where i am this bomb went off

accidentally in the hands of sheriff

hartman's bombing squad

my flight off the following deputy

sheriffs were taken to the emergency

hospital fine fairweather friend you are

benny jake laser after all i've done for

you herman wall style things like that

a man answering williams description was

seen boarding a southbound cottage grove

avenue car by motorman junius a

lindbergh

side lights on the manhunt yeah

lindbergh i thought it'd make a nice

feature on account of the name

mrs richard watts jr age 55 scrub lady

while at work scrubbing the eighth floor

of the commerce building was shot in the

left leg by one of sheriff hartman's

special deputies

[Music]

there goes another scrub lady can he

don't get it how he got out oh i get the

share of bottom house is he going to

vote for him

when he's supposed to

give me water burns quick

hello walter hilly i just got the whole

story from jacoby

exclusive right and it's a pip only get

this it cost me 260 bucks see don't

waste time give me the story

all right i'm telling you first i had to

give jacoby all the money i had on me

and it wasn't exactly mine that i wanted

back how'd you get the gun do you hear

what i said about the money

yes now go on all right boy it's the

jailbreak of your dreams

this profound thinker from vienna

decided to make williams reenact the

crime

well well well well i'm commodore will

you shut up

cause he had to have a gun to reenact it

with and who do you supposed to fly to

who

peter b hartman b for brains no i'm not

kidding

the sheriff gave his gun to the

professor the professor gave it to earl

and earl shot the professor right in the

belly

the professor's in the hospital williams

has evaporated and the sheriff's gone

nuts

i hated perfect fine work you lee save

the violence i want that money 260 bucks

no i tell you i'm not going to cover

anything else i'm going away

listen that's the money i got to get

married on

i just did this as a personal favor i

gave jacoby all the money i had on me

and i want it back

but when will you send it over

right away hildy tell him to hurry and

i'll wait for him here right

hello baby how are you darling

what was that oh i was just telling

walter i was through that song

you haven't done something foolish

without money oh no

then i think i better take care of it

from now on oh now listen sweetheart

everything's gonna be perfectly all

right

then you haven't got it well no not

right now but he's gonna send it over

walter i mean the boy will be here any

minute

oh he'll listen sweetheart i wouldn't

have this happen for the world but look

this is what happened i know

well i can't tell you if you won't

listen i had to give jacoby the money so

he wouldn't give the story to the other

papers

every time i wanted you for something my

birthday

new year's eve and i waited up until

five in the morning well i know but a

big story bro

it's always a big story the biggest

story in the world

and the next day everybody's forgotten

it even you or what do you mean

forgotten

that was the clara having murder on your

birthday well for heaven's sake honey

won't hurt to wait just a few minutes

and the boy's on his way with the money

now

mother's downstairs in a taxicab i'm

just ashamed to face her

if she knew about that money it's all

we've got in the world hildy

we haven't even got a place to sleep

except the train

listen honey i'll tell you what we'll do

you and mother go and have the baggage

check they're the tickets

you mean you're not coming well yes i'm

coming on each of the information booth

it's all that water burned you simply

can't resist him

him i wouldn't raise a finger if he was

dying mcu talking

oh hello mac dear this is mr mchugh mack

this is my girl

pleased to meet you here's a feature on

the manhunt that'll knock you

right on you excuse me miss wait a

second

mrs phoebe the wolf eight six one and a

half south euclid street color

well she became the mother of a pikanini

in a patrol wagon with sheriff hartman's

rifle squad acting as nurses

oh you should have seen a miss

i want to put our things in the car

there

well phoebe was walking along the street

when all of a sudden she began

right so the police coaxed her into the

patrol wagon and started a race with a

store

when the baby was born they examined him

carefully to see if it was earl williams

who they knew was hiding somewhere

they named the baby peter hartman the

wolf in honor of the sheriff

and they all pitched in a dollar a piece

on account of it being the first baby

ever born on a manhunt

wait a minute here's the mayor himself

maybe there's a statement

don't test me now please i have a lot on

my mind his owner won't say anything

have you seen sharon hartman no where to

fix this jailbreak gonna have on the

colored voters

not to know in what way can an

unavoidable misfortune of this sort

influence the duty of every citizen

colored or otherwise ah your honor

tell me is there a red minister right

there hortman

i've been looking for you so are we

what's the adult pinky who engineered

this getaway

for just a minute fellas we got him

located williams where

where used to live the rifle squad just

starting out you can catch him if you

hurry

hey i want to talk to you i got time for

it honest i'll i'll see you after hey

did you actually give williams that

well the gun asked me for it i thought

it was for some scientific speaker

kruger calling here's a red hot

statement from the governor

the governor claims the mayor of the

sheriff have shown themselves to be a

couple of eight-year-olds playing with

fire

quote him as follows it's a lucky thing

for the city that next tuesday is

election day

as the citizens will thus be saved the

expense of impeaching the mayor and the

sheriff

that's all higher honor

pete i've got a mighty unpleasant task

to perform

fred you're just going to get me right

i've already sworn in four hundred

decisions do you wanna bankrupt this

administration

why not get them for only twelve dollars

a night twelve dollars for those room

medical

viewers out there shooting up everybody

they can see for the fun of it

but

now don't appeal to my sentimental side

i don't know what to say fred

a thing of this kind almost ruins a

man's faith in human nature wait

with our families fred i've always

looked on bessie as my

own sister if there was any way out but

there is a way out

and just give me a couple hours will you

hello

400 suppers nothing doing this is a

manhunt not a banquet

that 12 covers everything

that gives you an idea what i'm up

against we're up against a lot more than

that with that nutty slogan you invented

reform the reds with a rope there

ain't any reds and you know it well why

go into that now

fred the slogan i had was all we needed

to win keep king george out of our city

is sheriff hartman in there it's for me

i'm sheriff hartman are you looking for

me you certainly

are a hard man to find huh i've been

what do you want

i'm a messenger at the state house this

is from the governor

what's from the governor the reprieve

for earl williams

earl williams uh the reprieve

and the governor gave me his word of

honor that he wouldn't interfere two

days ago and you

fell for it pete it frightens me what

i'd like to do to you

he's gone

was there anybody here for me wooden

shoes no mr johnson uh the double

crossing laos

now it's all right don't don't worry uh

we just want to ask you a couple of

questions the trouble is nobody's using

the right psychology out you got 260

bucks

no sir but i got a way of making it i

have more

searches what

who is it that's been defending williams

hanging around

i ain't got time for that drip i gotta

get 260 bucks in the next five minutes

it'll take longer than five minutes to

get it i know where williams is sure

he's out getting his head blown off with

a rifle squad but they don't give me my

toe

he's with that girl mona malloy that's

why i shut up

remember you never delivered this you

got caught in the traffic or something

now don't don't let anybody see you yeah

but

how am i gonna know come and see me at

my office tomorrow

what's your name

think this all right mr pinkus

all you got to do is to lay low and keep

your mouth shut

here you go to this address

it's a nice homey little place and you

can get anything you want

tell them fred sent you okay

fred

can you imagine wooden shoes this time

no more i'd have been a gentleman

i'll ask louie you got the dough she

sent him a lot of roses didn't yeah

stick your roses come on louie give me

the toe i'm in a hurry i'll

bet you i'm right oh you no not you

hey what are you talking about and want

to send you over here sure

in case you need any help you know what

i mean yeah but 260 bucks what to 260

bucks the money i spent on the story

water promise to send somebody over here

but i can't wait so

so so why you always got a lot of joe on

you louie oh

so you want from me yeah well i don't

know

that's a lot of money you know what i

mean listen louie my whole future's

dependent on this my girl's waiting at

the train we're going to new york

tonight i've only got 15 minutes if you

promise to give me this louie i swear to

god look look what he's going to give to

me the works hildy if i help you turn

out on him no he knows i'm going he gave

me permission i just did him a swell

favor and we're pals again

oh yeah well i tell you what i'll do

with you

i'm going to take the chance ah that's

the stuff

all right so don't you give it a water

get the dough you're a white man louise

i'll tell you what i'll do i'll give you

150 boxes for the dead

hey wait a minute that's taking

advantage

well it's the best of what i can do i

lose almost 100 bucks that way

that's 110 you lose

say louie give me 200 will ya 150.

all right give me that dough

hey look what he says on there right at

your

mug

oh shoot that's right well

goodbye and good luck

oh i'm gonna look you up in new york if

there's anything wrong with this

you know what i mean

10 20 34 10 20 30

35 10 20 30 40

10 12 oh anyway i get out of this place

they're after me which search for it put

on a gun

it ain't loaded i fired all the bullets

already

i surrendered i couldn't hang on that

roof any longer

i ain't afraid to die i was telling a

man that when he handed me the gun

waking me up in the middle of the night

talking to me about things you don't

understand

calling me a bolshevik i'm an anarchist

it's got nothing to do with bombs it's

the philosophy that guarantees

every man's freedom and all those poor

people

being crushed by the system and the boys

the boys that were killed in the war and

in the slums

all of those slaves to a crust of bread

i can hear them

crying shut up a second will you go on

take me and hang me i've done my best

give me water burns quick right

hello oh hello peggy listen have a heart

something terrific is happening hold on

i'm gonna win it there hello waller

hilly come over here right away yeah

wait a minute

listen peggy dear oh please don't set

the ball me up now in a terrible jam

hold the line there

baller get this i can only say this once

i just captured her williams yeah here

in the press room

what honestly come over here right away

i need you now listen dear please don't

start the crier i can't tell you get

this

i just captured earl williams the

murderer yeah please don't tell anybody

well i know honey but i can't

listen well don't you realize honey

fleas this is the greatest thing that's

ever happened in my life dear listen

honey

now wait a minute molly i got him

surrounded someplace gonna shoot him

like a dog get out of here molly here

smash i'll get out of here they're

looking for you too

tell me where they've gone i ain't

afraid of them the yellow murderer look

at them first

oh shh

what was it

hello wooden shoes thank you for the

roses molly how'd you get here

i came down the rain pipe i didn't mean

to shoot him i don't know what happened

but you can't stay here they'll get you

i don't care anymore

you gotta hide red

no don't do anything i'm ready to go

i don't care

it's better to die for a cause than the

way most people die

for no reason or you won't die they'll

never get you

i ain't important it's your manly that's

important

like i told you molly humanity is a

wonderful thing

no it ain't they're just dirty murderers

look what they've done to you and me

that's that's because they don't know

any better you're too good for them

that's why

you're good too me

yeah i think you're wonderful

i made out a statement today left it

with the warden so that when i was dead

people would understand what i meant

there was a lot about you and it i said

you were the most beautiful character i

ever met

yeah so this is a time

for you to print my theory of crime

prevention

okay you run along and write it up for

me hurry up will you

get back how much you're coming to find

them there's no place else

coming mike he's gotta get back in there

what's going on in there

get you out ten minutes open up the mail

with it

all right all right please still find me

anyway

i'm coming

hey now what are you trying to do kick

down the building kind of exclusive

molly oh i take your part city desk

what's the idea of locking the door i

was interviewing her the death

what was he doing with the planes now

you fellas don't understand you're still

here boys some halloween going out there

they got the whole police department

standing in the rear

hello murphy calling give me the dead

any news i was never so tired my

life they surrounded the house but

williams wasn't there no luck on

williams yet call your back oh what a

chase you mr crane

kroger calling i'm out with sheriff

hartman's deputies

yeah i'm in a drug store

well call me back if you don't believe

me

come on come on operator fitzroy 2 500.

molly can't you flop somewhere else mmm

smell florida floozy

makes me passionate look out she'll

start bawling again why don't you let

her alone

say when did you two get so chummy told

us he was interviewing her

are you backing the job again hello side

mccue

anything doing you still here i'm trying

to hang something honest if you ask me

i'm waiting for waller i want to send a

guy over with some doll

hey this looks good an old lady just

phoned the detective bureau and claims

earl williams is hiding under her piazza

tell her to stand up oh now just the

same promise that sounds like a pretty

good tip

shall we go out after it oh yeah see

i'll cover this end for you

don't let's do any boy going on

who pulled the shades down molly likes

it that way

hey i gotta hunch williams in any place

they've been looking for him he might be

right here in this building sure hanging

around like a duck in a shooting gallery

i suppose bright guys

now there's the skylight he got out of

but how could he get from there to the

ground

i'm pretending there ain't no earl

williams look he could have jumped over

to this roof that's only about four feet

yeah once he got on this roof he could

slide down the rain pipe and commit any

of the wind is on this side well if the

story's gonna walk right in the window

well the mastermind's at work why don't

all you guys go home williams will

probably call on you

well there must be something in what ed

says or they'd certainly have never

williams by now

the whole city is inside out looking for

him well if he came in this building

it's the cinci is still here

there hasn't been a chance for a fee to

get through those cops downstairs

unless it's one that fell off of the

sheriff

what's happened

[Music]

oh you still here johnson i thought you

were going to new york

is this the only place you can find a

city this chair and this desk are my

property and i'm not going to have

anybody using them anybody

we're looking for roy i forgot my ass oh

you don't want to use aspirin it's bad

for your heart

is it really yeah you know i felt little

palpitations around here every time

what's the matter roy you're sick sick

say if i haven't got the grip coming on

i miss my guess

get some tonsilling counseling yep never

heard of it

is any good oh it's great i broke up my

call in five minutes five minutes

five minutes five minutes what's the

name tonsilline t for tapio peroxide for

nuts get the tonsilline i know how to

spell it any drugstore any drugstore

i'll get me some

that drinking cup

[Music]

i want to get here with my dough

hey speaking of our dough there's a 10

grand reward for this guy williams

let's get the cops and search the

building what do you say wouldn't it be

funny if we found him right here in the

building supposing he is here in the

building the cops will grab the reward

we wouldn't get a smell that's right

i'll tell you we'll all grab a floor

whoever gets him we'll split the reward

i'll stay here

i don't know about that getting my

sunset blown off well what else is it

good for besides he can't hurt anybody

oh come on max

well

hello mother don't you mother me if

you've got anything to say for yourself

after keeping us at that station all

this time you come downstairs and save

the page

i'll be there five minutes no sir i

don't move out of here without you

and i already told people all i know

something else

about a murderer no i

i don't care if you did catch him you

come with me this minute

i knew something stunk around here who

says he caught him what do you mean he

caught a murderer i don't know what

she's talking about i didn't say

anything other kind he did he never told

her that

no i said i was trying to save him you

see mother you got it all balled up

what do you know about it how do you

know he did let's go hilly and she were

here together

yeah she's the one that knows what do

you mean

sashay lefem

where's her william how should i know

where is he

he doesn't know where williams is i'm

the one that knows

what do you mean you know go find out

you heels

you don't think i'm gonna tell we'll

make you better alone she's goofy

she ain't too goofy to know where

williams is

forgot a problem oh no you're not

getting out of here

now where is he where you hiding i ain't

gonna squeal

i ain't gonna you gotta tell her we'll

shake it out of here wanna have us call

the cops and give you the boots

come on wouldn't you slap it out of her

where is he

before i hurt you just come near me you

hit me butt

give it away keep away from me i'll

knock your heads up put down on that

chair girl get on the silence

what happened

did you see that yes where is he she

jumped out the window i know where is he

i said

anyway she ain't dead come too hildy

where do you got william huh

he's in a desk for the poor kid

let me out i can't stand it quiet you're

sitting pretty what's the matter

that that's my girl's mother what are

you doing hello i won't shut up

that girl killed herself you're doing

something wrong what's in there

louie take this lady over to pollock

mike's and lock her up and see that she

doesn't talk to anyone on the way what's

that watch that take her out the back

way

tell mike it's a case of delirium treats

this will get me in a terrible chance

sure anything you say boss now don't

worry mother this is only temporary

where do you think you're going i'm

gonna get my girl

your girls where are you some fueling

college boy

are you in time of war you could be

shocked at what you're doing for less

screw there's your story smeared all

over the front page

everybody's caught by the morning post

and take all the credit i covered your

show and i covered it right now i'm

getting out of here why are you drooling

sap head what do you mean a story

you've got the whole city by the sea of

the past i know but you know you'll get

to bring up a pancake

listen hildy if i didn't have your

interest at heart would i be wasting

time arguing with you now

you've done something big you stepped

into a new class what why we'll make

such monkeys out of those ward healers

that nobody will vote for i'm not even

their wife expose her man crucify him

we're going to keep williams under cover

the morning so the post can make the

story exclusive then we'll let the

governor in the capture share the glory

with them i see i see

kicked over the whole city hall like an

apple car you got the marine heart run

back against the wall

you put one administration out another

within well this isn't a newspaper story

it's a career

and you stand there belly again about

some girl well yeah i wasn't thinking

about it that way i guess we'll be the

white haired boys aren't we

why do we name the streets after you

johnson street

you and i and the governor are going to

run this time no we can't keep

williamson see one of the fellows will

take him over to my private office which

is our fault that one how are you going

to take them they'll see him not if he's

inside your destination can't do that

with cops outside lower out a little

pulley hilly what snap into it grab that

machine

tell me how was the time he had his

house painted by the plan given the

voice

hello duffy get set we've got the

biggest story in the world

earned williams caught for the post

exclusive sent word down to butch mcgirt

i want ten huskies to land right over

here restroom criminal court building

what you'll get that desk out nothing's

ever stopped those boys start shooting

fine now listen duffy i want you to tear

out the whole front page

that's what i said the whole front page

out

johnson's running the lead what the

devil do you want

stick the chinese earthquake miss you

can't come in here wait a minute duffy

now look here little girl

you're doing this to him he was going

and you stopped him

now listen dear something terrific has

happened i was going to tell you but i

couldn't you'll tell her nothing she's a

woman you fool

i'm not going to let you do it holy

jumping darling this is the biggest

chance of my life

keep quiet you don't want to marry me

that's all that isn't true just because

you won't listen to me you're saying i

love you when you know i cut off my

hands square i do anything in the world

for you anything

jump the league of nations spike it you

never intended to be decent and live

like a human being

you were lying all the time well all

right that's what you think hey

sebastian jumping i'm trying to

concentrate oh i see what you are now

just a bone like him sure that's what i

am

no leave the rooster story alone that's

humanity you're just a heartly selfish

animal without any feelings

it's all your fault shut up will you let

me talk to foot sure that's when i am a

bum without me feelings and that's all i

ever want to be then get hold of us as

fast as you can

you never did love me oh you couldn't

talk to me that way

you want me you'll have to take me as i

am instead of trying to make a floozy

anime i'm no stuffed shirt writing

peanut ads i'm a newspaper man

come get that get back in there you

mocked turtle

hello duffy it isn't going in yet well

don't

never mind the mail train do not work

for the advertising department keep on

this wire

[Music]

oh

[Music]

now the moon is out

fine three touches me don't forget

you're sitting pretty now

enough here right there landing room

hilly every punch below the belt

hello stuffy where have you been never

mind your dire peters keep on this phone

listen did you impress it on push to

take it sexy did every minute count

you did all right ducky's getting old

but he's on the way better hurry the

punishment

how is she don't know yet

what's your lead hildy why hundreds of

sheriff heartments pay gunman's talk to

the city shooting innocent bystanders

spreading their reign of terror

earl williams was lurking less than 20

eyes on the charity

that stinks aren't you going to mention

the post don't we take any credit i got

that in the second paragraph

who's going to read the second paragraph

15 years i've been telling you how to

write a newspaper story have i got to do

everything get the story write the story

listen you crazy baboon i could sneeze

better newspaper stories and you can

write

you ought to be back chasing pictures

you were good at that are you ungrateful

win bag who wrote the fitzgerald

confession who wrote through with

randall diary how about the date and

flood even the telegraph operator was

crying

make me cry now duffy what's the name of

that religious editor of ours the fellow

of the dirty collar

sipper what well tell sibley i want to

see him right away

you know what i'm going to do yeah talk

yourself to bed yeah

i'm going to get sippy to make up a

prayer for our fair city and eight

column old english bull face right

across the top of the paper

our father there were 421 murders in

this our fair city last year

all indigenous lingo see our father

what a prayer what an idea

you better pray that desk or float over

to your office wait

wait wait i've got an inspiration

here's your lead now take this down just

as i say it someday you're gonna do that

they're gonna belt you right in the jaw

the post again wrote to the rescue of

the city last night in the darkest hour

of our history

earl williams er welcome the bolts of

big tiger elite snarling from the girls

upon the flanks of the city was captured

i got you i got you go on from there

who's that who's that what's the idea

unlocking this dog

that's benzene that's his desk what's

your name benzing or the

come on come trivial come on come on

what's the idea of locking that door

haven't you any better since this isn't

a private office and you ought to know

better

oh mr burns oh my it's quite an honor

having you over here hello bensinger

if you'll excuse me please i just want

to get quite a coincidence am i running

into you tonight

isn't it hildy yeah well how do you mean

i was just having a little chat about

you this afternoon

that's nice uh with our mr duffy oh

really

uh nothing detrimental i hope well i

should say not say that was one swell

story you had in the paper this morning

oh did you like that mr burns well

did you like the poem the poem the poem

was great wasn't it wasn't it especially

that ending

and all is well outside his cell but in

his heart he hears

the hangman calling in the gallows

falling in his white-haired

mother's tears heartbreaking isn't it

how would you like to work for me

well what we need somebody like you all

we've got over there now are a lot of

low brows and leg men like johnson here

are you serious mr burns my dear

bensinger

duffy i'm sending bensinger over to see

you uh mervin isn't it

roy roy v of course roy bensinger the

poet put him right on the staff

what are you getting in the tribune roy

75 i'll give you a hundred the byline

give him everything he wants now hustle

yes

and write me a story from the point of

view of the escaped man he hides

cowering afraid of every light of every

sound his footsteps

his heart going like that and all the

time they're closing in

get the sense of an animal at bay

uh uh sort of a jack london style

exactly yes

uh i wanted to excuse me i just want to

get my rhyming dictionary it doesn't

have to rhyme oh of course

i can't tell you mr burns how terribly

grateful i am

yes sir uh you don't suppose there might

be an opening sometime for a foreign

correspondent

a little french you know i'll keep you

in mind roy oh thank you

oh thank you yes sir

no oh jawa oh yeah

whitehead mother tears duffy

get this a tribune sneak is coming over

to get a job

fencing her the fellow i told you about

tell him to keep busy writing poetry

no we don't want him handle it with kid

gloves that he gets through then tell

him his portly stinks and kick him

downstairs

double crossing wrath that will teach

him not to quit his job without giving

notice

the morning post building quickly

oh i i beg your pardon

what do you don't sound like a frozen

robin oh you've just jazzed up my whole

life that's what you've done

you'll have our plan setting butch gets

here butch

he'd go through fire for me iron horse's

bustle i turned out to be

no the window's out we'll have them

carry it out of the building

she was the most wonderful girl i'll

ever know she had looks brains spirit

everything who are you talking about my

girl what do you think

mumbling about your girl now you've got

a story to write

practically chased her out like she was

some pickup you acted like a man for the

first time in your life

i'll never love anybody else they don't

come twice like that in a man's life

you'll sleep it off see when she was

sick in the hospital and

you sent me on that wild goose chase all

over kentucky

she never even complained oh sick and i

she was she nearly died

i see she never complained she just

nearly died

see this time tomorrow out of her on the

train

on the way to know you are healthy

i was in love once with my third wife

i treated her white let her have a maid

and everything i was sweet to her

who wants to hear about your wife i

trusted her

then i let her meet a certain party in

the tribune and what happened

one night i came home unexpectedly i

lift myself in through the bedroom

window

end of story i don't want to hear about

your troubles and the very next morning

what do i find on the tribune

all over the front page my attraction

story that i've been full enough to tell

my wife yeah you know a lot about women

you do you and that stable you keep you

never met a decent woman you wouldn't

know what to do with a pure girl

oh yes i would you take that back

what do you think women are flowers now

take that damn that shot the dentist

and this is familiar husband comes home

all worn out hungry takes a spoonful of

soap

falls dead arsenic and mrs speechless

burning her husband up in the furnace

if you'd been in this business as long

as i have you'd know what women are

murderers gorgeous

boy i'm a sap falling for your line of

johnson's street you've had a good rest

get back on the story here you're just

nervous

sure i'll take that i'll get to the

night now space to the rest of my life

i'll be a newspaper man right in your

class

and my bustle in a monkey cage shut up

your fat head

who is it hello boss what's the matter

where's the old lady what are you doing

what happened you've been in a fight

down the western avenue what's going on

65 miles an hour you know what i mean i

think that much out of your money

already i'm

telling you we're not smack into a

police patrol you know what i mean we

cut to him in half

was she hurt tell me where is she i am

attending you can you imagine a bumping

into a lot of cops they covered really

nothing look at the oranges what would

you do with it

don't search me when i come to i was one

of the 35th street you know what i mean

are you on whether you were the cat with

that weren't you

hey was i the taxi driver he's got an

alcohol

butter fingers i'll give you another

lady to take somewhere and you hand her

over the cops hey what do you mean right

hand

the police patrol was on the wrong side

of the street and there you go

and now everything's fine she's probably

squawking ahead on some police station

i don't think she's talking much you

know what i mean no don't tell me what

she killed

was she did you notice say with that

wrap what i got against

me and that bank job and the big blow

right here i should stick around asking

the questions from a lot of cops

oh sure

dad well that finishes me

that's fate hildy what will be will be

for sure but what am i going to tell

becky what am i going to say to her

you'll never see her again i'll snap out

of it would you rather have had the old

lady bringing the whole police force in

here but i killed her i did it what am i

going to do how am i ever going to face

her

look at you look at me i'm looking at

you your murderer

my own mother i'd carry on you know i

would for the paperwork whether it

happened because i'm going out you'll

wait here

i'll find out if he's all right western

34th

hello hello

are you questioning four five five seven

who

hello butch where are you my mission

hospital

what are you doing there haven't you

even started was it already running in

the finance

oh for h sebastian butch listen it's a

matter of life and death

nobody

i can't hear who speak up

you got what well you can't stop for a

dame now

uh community hospital i don't care if

you've been trying for six years

butch our whole lives are at stake

you're not gonna let some round-heel

blonde ruin everything

eddie there's hilly johnson butch i put

my arm in fire for you

up to here now you can't double-cross me

she does

all right put her on i'll talk to her

hello

oh hello madam now listen [ __ ] you

can't keep butcher away from me judy

what kind of language is that hello

hello i'll kill him

i've killed both of them

tell me bouncing around with some big

blonde nanny when i need him

that's cooperation daddy shut up william

are you sure nobody hey

die your fetus i ought to know better

than to hire anybody with a disease

hey it's up to you anything you want

boss eat it out and get a hold of some

guys will you

what do you want that she'll get anybody

with hair on their chests get them off

the streets anywhere offer them anything

only get them we got to get that desk

out of here

boss the shorts off of my back you know

what i mean

don't bump into anything i'll be at

2100.

that's some immigrant flop on me i know

it can you imagine books laying down at

a time like this

come on let's go back to the press room

yeah and tell them to give us a ring

there

tamarind at the press room bring us at

the press room

if we don't get back in five minutes

we'll get it out alone there are

millions of ways

we'll start a fire and the firemen can

carry it out the confusion

bring that number will you come here see

if we can move it

hello is this the lying in hospital will

you have another smash up there in the

last

will you come here well i beg your

pardon

when i'm surrounded with my back against

the wall you're not gonna lay down on me

i'm gonna lay down on you and spit in

your eye you murder

yellow huh i don't care what you think i

am i'm going out and find my girl's

mother

you and bushmore gerk woman lovers

don't open that

wait a minute what do you think you are

breaking in here like this

you can't bluff me burns i don't care

who you are or what paper your editor

let me go fella something's happened to

my girl's mother hang on to him boys

we know what you're up to probably going

out to get williams the door was locked

he and molly were talking

i don't know anything i tell you there's

been an accident johnson

there's something very very peculiar

going on here well you can send somebody

out with me if you don't believe me

i wasn't born yesterday now the boys

tell me that you and this morning

oh nobody's trying to put anything over

on you i'm gonna get out of here and you

can't stop me wait a minute you ain't

going to get anywhere sheriff he's got

the whole story sold up and that's why

that's why burns is here we're on here

heavy let us sit on it uh

if you have any accusations to make

hartman make them in the proper manner

otherwise i'll have to ask you to get

out

you'll ask me to what

get out

close the door don't let anybody in or

out

come on sheriff give him a little third

degree make him talk vicki you've got

williams

johnson i'm going to the bottom of this

tell me what do you know about william

are you going to talk aren't you what do

i know about williams all right boys

take him along

i got ways to make him talk look at you

what's the use of fighting hillary

clinton you guys gotta go hey waller

give me that

where'd you get this i don't have to

carry a gun if i want it not this gun i

could explain that hardman he was having

some trouble on the spray case i gave it

to him to defend himself oh you did eh

well that's very very interesting this

happens to be the gun that earl williams

shot his way out with

oh getting married huh maybe williams

was going to be his best man

that's pretty hilly crossing your own

pals well you know about that eh

are you trying to make me out of liar i

know my own gun don't i

oh we might have known who'd give

williams a gun don't you

ever make a mistake oh now we're getting

the story

and hillary must have gotten a gun from

earl williams

where is he where do you got him you're

breaking up the wrong tree

pinky

i'll give you three minutes to tell me

where he is you know what the hospital

will call on professor eggelhoffer

what with a bag of marshmallows

take a magazine along

he ain't there say what about mr burns

ask the mastermind what he's doing here

speak up burns what do you know about

this my dear heart

oh can that come on where is he the

morning post is not obstructing justice

or raiding criminals you ought to know

that

no well

johnson you're under arrest you too

burns who's under arrest when

significant people had a square told spy

you realize what you're doing we'll see

about that

carl get the mayor on the phone ask him

to come over here

that man there

tell me mother are you all right what's

the idea here this lady claimed she was

kidnapped what

they dragged me all the way down the

stairs just a minute lady

what is this man to do with it he was

the one in charge of everything

he told him to kidnap me

are you referring to me madam you know

you did

what about this burns kidnapping me well

it's beyond me

who is this woman what a thing to say

i was standing right there when the girl

jumped out of the window

did you get the mail on the phone carl

coming right over now madame be honest

if you were joyriding drunk or got into

some scrape why don't you admit it

instead of accusing innocent people

you rock him you unprincipled man you

you how dare you say a thing like that

your mother is just crazy

i'll tell you something more i tell you

why they did it come on sheriff we've

got to get bail

i was in here they had some kind of

murderer

hiding him hiding him in here

hiding him where oh mother where was he

where the heaven madam you're a

cock-eyed liar

he's in the desk

i thought so

stand back everybody look out you may

have a cop get your guns out oh he's

harmless

don't take any chances shoot right

through the desk well he can't hurt

anybody

you got his gun grey-haired old judas

city that's quick close that door give

me the desk

got those windows city desk hurry you

stand over there hey that's how we are

pointing that gun

give me ammo hilly call nothing stop me

no you don't let me have the desk quick

you want to get a scoop

now then everybody pull the wire i got a

flash for you aim

right at the center that's murder when i

say

three hang on for a second oh frank

hold it i want you to stay on each side

of the desk

something coming up take hold of the

cover

hold the phone now then we got you

covered williams

i'll have it in a minute ready for an

emergency

right away now when i

say three something hot

one

two

up women

go on shoot me earl williams just

captured in the press room in the

criminal courts building hiding in the

dead gotcha williams

williams found in a roll crop with a

tidy clown williams hiding place

williams put up a desperate struggle for

the police overpowered he offered no

resistance he tried to shoot it out with

the cops but his gun wouldn't work so

trying to break through the courtney

police williams was unconscious when

they opened the dead

hey duffy the post just turned williams

over to the sheriff more in a minute

but the castle noise too anonymous and

old receiver of the sheriff led to

williams catcher more later

a well-dressed society woman tipped off

the cops call you back an old sweetheart

if william double-crossed him following

a well-defined trail of blood the

sheriff williams gave away his

whereabouts when he sent out for food

sheriff is now tracing a mysterious

phone call at giveaway williams hiding

place call you back

where's your lady

hello girlie give me jacoby quick

husband you're going to wish you'd never

been born

fine work pete you certainly delivered

the goods

i'm proud of you

the kind of natural don't they fred

a sight for sore eyes well it looks like

your boy stepped into something up to

your necks

aiding an escape criminal and a little

charge of kidnapping that i'm looking

into

that's the jail there must be somebody

there

hey there's the old lady now well it

looks like about ten years of peace for

you burge

does it you forget the power that always

watches over the morning post

your luck's not with you now jacoby i

call him

william yes single-handed i'm bringing

him right over

we'll proceed with the hanging purse

schedule you'll be in office exactly two

days more

and we're pulling your noses out of the

feed bag give me the district attorney's

office

i tell you what you'll be doing making

brooms in the state penitentiary

hello dorad this is hartman talking and

i just arrested a couple of important

birds

and i want you to take their confessions

don't they get fired all the lawyers in

the world aren't going to help you

this is the morning post you're talking

to the power of the press huh

the bigger men and you will found out

what the power of the press means

presidents

yes and kings fred whenever you think

you've got the post lick that's a good

time to get out of town

on a hand car whistling in the dark eh

well it isn't going to help you this

time you're through

the last man that told me that was eddie

kane a week before he cut his throat

and i've got the same feeling right now

that i had five minutes before that

happened

as you reprieve get out of here

you can't drive me what's all this get

out of here you

i won't here's your reprieve what i

don't want to be your city steelers who

is this man who was bribing you

they wouldn't take it you're insane

what did i tell you the unseen power

what's your name

irving finkus you drunken idiot arrest

that man

the idea of coming here with a coffin

full story like that it's a frame of

some imposter hey wait a minute murder

eh

hanging an innocent man to win an

election huh it's a lie i never saw him

before

my friend when did you deliver this the

first time who would you talk to

they started right in bribing them

that's absurd on the face of it mr burns

he's talking like a child

the unseen power

he's insane or drunk or something since

this unfortunate man williams has really

been reprieved

i personally am tickled to death aren't

you pete huh go on yet hang your mother

to win an election

it's a horrible thing to say johnson

about anybody now look here walter

you're an intelligent man

oh wait a minute all right mr pinkis

let's have your story

well i've been married for 19 years

let's skip all that

take those handcuffs off the boys pete

that wasn't at all necessary i was just

going to

well what are you waiting for take the

cuffs off the boys

walter i can't tell you how badly i feel

about this there was no excuse for pete

to fly off the handle i was only doing

my duty

that wasn't anything personal man why

don't you guys quit politics and take in

washington

what did you say your name was fingers

that's right

here's a picture of my wife yeah fine

looking woman

well she's good enough for me boy i'll

bet she is

tell me what's the matter what are they

going to do

don't report a said that oh peggy don't

start to pull me out now

nobody's gonna do anything to anybody of

course not my old friend walter burns

and i understand each other perfectly i

trust

and uh so do i sorry or what you who do

now mr peters if you will come with us

we'll take you over to the warden's

office and deliver this we breathe

but hildy they said they'd arrested you

by the way walter we were going to have

a little feed after the hanging

i sort of buffered breakfast i'm coming

fred

what do you say if we eat it now

delicious ham

and some of mrs hartman's own preserves

oh dear

wait till those two future pencil

peddlers read the post in the morning

say hillary get that guy pink is over

the office tomorrow nothing doing

i'm all washed up what i mean at this

time waller

oh hilly if i only thought you did i

give i'm not telling the absolute truth

may i fall dead

i'm going to new york with you if you

give me this one last chance

i'm going to cut out drinking and

swearing and everything connected with

that crazy newspaper business

honey i won't even read a newspaper i've

got an idea no

there's nothing you can say or make me

change my mind this time i'm

through and i mean it peggy

i got a lot of nerve to ask you to marry

me i'm a prize package all right but

if you'll take me here i am darling

don't talk that way

i want you just the way you are actually

i didn't know it was anything like this

why didn't you say something you know

i'm the last fella in the world would

want to come between you and your

happiness

you ought to know that i love you you

crazy mug

you're getting a great guy peggy never

mind the valentine's

goodbye you turkey

you're a great newspaper man hildy and

i'm sorry to see you go

well if i ever come back to the business

which i want

there's only one guy i'd work for you

know that don't you

why i'd kill you if you ever work for

anybody else you hear that peggy

that's my diploma

g waller i don't know what to say except

i'm gonna miss you same here son

15 years we've been knocking around

together that's before you were born

honey

and what jams we've been in and what

excitement we've had

hey do you remember the time we hit the

missing heiress in the sauerkraut

factory

do i say peggy get him to tell you about

the time that we stole old lady

haggerty's stomach from the corners

position

we proved she was poisoned we ought to

hide for a week

[Laughter]

what you don't want to go to new york

down deep

well i i was just talking i

i'd feel worse if i stayed i guess

if i thought you were going to be

unhappy

i mean if you really wanted to

no this is your chance to have a home

and be a human being and i'm gonna make

you take it

why i wouldn't let him stay go on before

i make your city editor

hurry up peggy he means any objections

to my kissing the bride

no it's okay with me go ahead

mrs johnson

thanks what time does your train go

there's another 12

40. new york central a yeah i wish i had

time to buy you a present but

wait a minute i've got it oh no water

make me feel like i'm the bride shut up

it was a present from the big chief and

if you look inside you'll find a little

inscription

to the greatest newspaper man i know

when you get to new york

you can scratch out my name and put

yours in its place if you want to you

know i wouldn't do that

take it hildy mr burns want you to you

don't want to hurt his feelings

well this is the first and last thing i

ever got from a newspaper

goodbye i've always had a queer opinion

of you mr byrne

i still think you're a little peculiar

but you're all right underneath

i mean i think you repeat

so are you you look just like a flower

goodbye a big baboon

goodbye goodbye johnson be good to

yourself and the little girl same to you

and many of them

listen duffy what's the first stop of

the 1240 to new york

that's right i want you to send the wire

to the chief of police there

tell them to beat that train and arrest

hildy johnson

bring him back here wear them a complete

description

the son of a stole my watch

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