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Pizza Flix
presents classic
movie
[Music]
M today the lb touch is on Full
parade in this musical romcom from one
of Hollywood's wittiest directors the
film dazzled audiences and critics alike
earning six Oscar nominations including
the first ever for sound recording don't
miss this daring cinematic treat
featuring star making performances by
Janette McDonald and Maurice chalier
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
I lay the dish here la la la la to hold
the fish here la la la la the S here and
now the cigarettes here and matches to
they mustn't complain a little
candy little
Brandy la la la a bunch of roses to show
the way we
entertain and a little bottle of
[Music]
champagne
[Music]
fore she's ter me jealous ohila
her
husband
bu my bul
sh
[Music]
for forign spee
fore
myess foreign
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speee
fore
fore fore spee
foreign speee
C on this Scandal will be your last at
any rate your last in Paris as the
ambassador of Sylvania I cannot any
longer permit our military atache to
disgrace the name of our lustrious
country with his Shameless Escapade your
EXC please but that is an end you will
leave at once for Sylvania and report to
her majesty the queen in person but your
excellencia I'm sure that the stories
you've heard about me are horribly are
horribly exaggerated
k for one week I made it my business to
follow you about
personally oh I'm sorry I didn't knowy
it your Excellency I would have taken
you to some real
places how dare
you I know more about you than you
think my wife has told me everything
everything you are to take the first
train I think I had better take the
first
airplane you are going by plane Miss yes
d
and I've got to leave you you're not
going to take me with
you I'm sorry but what will you do
without me think how good I am at making
up excuses for you why I can even
imitate your voice on the telephone and
pretend you're at home to one lady when
you're really having supper with another
yes Jack you're a very good servant and
you can tell lies better than anybody I
know but I won't need you anymore in
fact I will probably be sent to a
military prison but even so you need me
m supposing someone you don't want to
see call at the prison who's going to
tell them you're not at home I can't see
how anybody could be so anxious to leave
this beautiful Paris but M I am a
Frenchman and to be a Frenchman in Paris
is nothing because everyone in Paris is
a Frenchman that's true but to be a
Frenchman in what is the name of your
country Sylvania that is different why
even my stories will be new there I can
actually tell him the one about the
Frenchman and The Farmer's Daughter oh
please Mr take me to Pennsylvania
Sylvania take me to Sylvania all right
jack I'll take you there go and pack the
bag oh thank you thank you m I am so
happy I am not
[Music]
[Applause]
[Applause]
you'll never miss me when I'm gone par
but I know that I miss
you you to a lot of p in teaching
me why must we say Ad
you I've seen your mind
days and some of your wild days down
where the sand flows and where the
champagne blows you told me all that a
kiss could
be Paris your judgment was good enough
for me with you each night meant three
of
excitement M and ladies that love to
rest head is if I've been happy then you
to
blame oh Paris pleasee stay the
same I've seen your blonde girls with
beautiful blonde girls Sweet Paris
daughters in all of your
quarters they taught me all that kids
could
be Paris your ladies were good
for me I've met brunette here and little
gett here I've lost my station and my
reputation if I've been happy then you
to
blame oh ladies please
St I'm like my master now I'm leaving
you he said so am I very
I try to follow in his footsteps to a
few may remember
me I've seen your mild Maids I've seen
your wild Maids both shy and
sporty tried all under
40 they've taught me all that a kiss
could
be Parish your servants were good enough
for me
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if I've been happy then you to
blame oh Paris please
ladies and gentlemen on your right you
see the Royal opera house and on my left
the residence of her majesty Queen
Louise I of Sylvania the construction of
the castle was begun under Max Millian
the 1st in
1537 and finished in
1687 under Max Millian VII the castle
contains one of the most beautiful
picture galleries in the world and its
collection of art Treasures is surpassed
the castle represents a value of $110
[Music]
million you call that a grp step why
that isn't a chicken step your Blacky
Lieutenant don't you realize her majesty
is still asleep quiet here take them
away yes
sir yes
sir
Cy left
face forward and tipco watch
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good morning your majesty good morning
your
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majesty I'm so hopeful your majesty
rested well
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why am I always awakened from my
dreams I'm sure it was a nice dream your
majesty oh it was
wonderful was
gorgeous I hope your Majesty's dream
comes true
[Music]
no I'm afraid it will always have to
remain a
[Music]
dream of Rance
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love sh
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[Music]
tendis your arms around
me dream love
has B
[Music]
me
[Applause]
your so
well
[Music]
dreams behind
some in can
[Music]
find will
[Music]
your theing
my no one need
to find
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
please your majesty won't you tell us
more about your
dream I'm afraid I
can't it wasn't just exactly the sort of
dream for a queen was it the sort of
dream for a lady in waiting I hope not I
had a lovely dream myself about your
majesty I dream that your majesty got
married and you call that a lovely dream
Why Not Your Majesty we all wish we all
hope we all pray that very soon your
majesty will be marriage yes your
majesty marriage marriage in all my
country nothing else is ever spoken of
what do the children learn at school the
queen is unmarried still what do the
papers write about is the queen to marry
what does My Parliament debate when
shall the queen marry and from my
ministers Whom Shall the queen marry
marriage marriage that's all I here
morning or night
[Music]
didn't I tell that conductor never to
play The Wedding March again but your
majesty it is not the same conductor
this is a new one where's the old one he
is being married
today oh
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
good morning
gentlemen
well whom can you suggest today for what
your
majesty for my
husband now don't tell me you weren't
talking about it you're always talking
about it we have no one to suggest Your
Majesty we have given the matter up
really yes your majesty oh what a
relief oh how glad I
[Laughter]
am and uh why have you given the matter
up may I ask
well you see it's rather difficult very
difficult difficult you tell me it's
difficult to find a husband for
your
majesty excuse me Baron how does your
majesty feel today and that's final
Admiral I certainly don't need any help
from the Navy yes your
majesty but surely your majesty must
realize that the field for selection is
limited if marrying you were to make a
man a king that would be different but
your Majesty's husband would be simply
Prince consort and after all what is a
prince consort he is a gentleman with a
thousand duties and no rights he has
nothing to say nothing to do well I
wouldn't say
that of course he has something to do
naturally
and yet uh he has nothing to do if you
see what I mean I see he is your
Majesty's husband and nothing
else nothing
else but isn't it enough to be my
husband but your majesty it never seems
to occur to you gentlemen that there
might possibly be some men who would
enjoy being my husband even if I were
not a queen my face isn't actually
painful to look at my complexion is
quite good and in case you're too
serious minded to notice such things let
me inform you my legs are
perfect there's only one other leg like
that in the whole of
Sylvania and that's it you see thank
you I didn't see your majesty
how do you think I should behave should
I be humble proud aped say as little as
possible I don't think your French
accent will please her
majesty is it still very noticeable no
it's very
noticeable oh that's terrible no it's
terrible how did you acquire this
exit I'll tell you once in Paris I had
an old full
call I went to see the great French
doctor to cure
it I rang the bell the door was open by
a
lady a beautiful
[Music]
lady the doctor's wife
and in L than a month i' lost my cold
but I had a terrific French
accent and if I'm talk to like this
again I'll dissolve the cabinet yes your
majesty I'll dismiss the whole general
staff yes your majesty and if that band
plays The Wedding March once more I'll
give orders to shoot
majest I'm sorry go you're next
what do you want Count Alfred Renard
your Majesty's military attach at your
Majesty's Embassy in Paris ordered home
for an audience with your
majesty you have to wait yes min
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
what do you want Count Alfred R your
Majesty's military at your Majesty's
ambass in Paris ordered home for an
audience with your majesty didn't I tell
you to wait yes your majesty then wait
yes your majesty see
[Music]
[Music]
yes
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
count count Alfred I understand you've
been seriously involved in a disgraceful
affair with a
woman no your majesty with
Savor aren't you ashamed of
yourself yes you Majesty
[Laughter]
I don't think it's funny I think it's
serious very serious and I shall have to
punish you yes majy I shall have to
punish you very severely yes your
majesty otherwise you start all over
again
yes I shall think of a punishment that
will cure you forever awful punishment
me see awful
punish you shall be
ordered to grow a
beard a beard you Majesty
yes that will stop all your philandering
you'll have to be serious in a beard and
am I to be be permitted to attend your
majesty after the beard is grown
certainly I should want to see that my
instructions have been
obeyed then I fear your majesty will
regret the
order I look terrible in a beard really
oh
Dreadful of course there are men who
look fan in beards like shaks well yes
that's what I thought but I don't no
oh oh I grew one once to see oh it came
out all red and scraggly oh no no I
assure you Majesty it would be the most
awful looking beard in Sylvania and
that's saying a great deal well then
don't grow it no your majesty don't do
it no no your majesty no beard no no you
majeste you promise me my word of
Honor but what can I do with you I've
got to punish you may I make your
suggestion you want to suggest a
punishment for yourself
yes of
course
please well tell
me if I were in your Majesty's place I
would say this count
Alfred the sort of Life you've been
leading must stop you shall not return
to Paris very good then I would
say
Alfred count Alfred you shall stay here
in the
palace attached to me and from morning
till night never dare to leave my
side and you call that a
punishment you're you're the most
impudent man I've ever
met you seem to forget you're talking to
your
queen count out to will dine with me
tonight
[Music]
you
Clark
[Music]
yes my
uniform yes your
majesty you
understand oh yes I
understand with such a bad report of you
I wonder what I ought to do with
you you can't be too severe when my
regret is so sincere and
true if you were on
probation could I depend on
you to make you think more
kindly let me obey you
blindly you mean you really
do anything to please the queen
everything to please the queen morning
noon and night I'm yours to command
me you want me good then I'll be good
you want me bad then I'll be bad I mean
I could be both if you demand
me understand me what if I demand your
head perhaps you like my arms instead
I've lost my head the moment I so you
smile remember you're on trial will you
do as I advise
Madam you will be surprised you mean
anything to please the
queen anything to please the queen
everything to please the queen morning
noon and night I'm yours to command me
you want me cold then I'll be cold you
want me bold then I'll be bold I'll be
bold or cold or hot as you on
me understand me you'll keep watch all
day for me a good night Watchman I will
be I've learn that Duty in Paris you
leave it to me you'd better wait and see
we shall find how good you are I've had
no complaint so far you mean anything to
please the queen
anything to please the
queen perhaps you didn't quite follow me
count you were invited for dinner not
for tea I followed your
majesty
perfectly too perfectly I'm
afraid remember
8:00
8:00 C
don't
forget no beard oh no you
majy anything to please the queen
everything to please the queen morning
noon and night I'm yours to come on
[Music]
[Music]
just a minute
Mr in case some lady should telephone am
I to say you have a date with the queen
no lady will telephone but if impossible
there is no telephone
do you know the story of the Frenchman
and the farmer's
daughter I know it
I am the
Frenchman you are not how do you
know I am the farmer's
daughter go
home are you talking to me or to the dog
is this your animal yes then take it
away don't you see it as eating out of
the same Dish as the Queen's
dog listen here if my Master's good
enough to have dinner with the queen
then his dog can eat dinner with the
Queen's
dog so that's your master yes that Nory
boy from Paris
yes do you know why the queen has
invited him for dinner because the
king's away there is no King she hasn't
got a husband no oh oh now I know why
she invited
him but gentleman even if she liked him
would he be eligible to become the
Prince conso why absolutely his
great-grandfather was the illegitimate
son of one king and his grandmother the
sweetheart of
another I had no idea that he came from
such a distinguished family and do you
think her majesty is serious why how can
you doubt it the first time she sees him
she invites him to dine with her alone
and if it goes on at this rate then
we're entitled to the highest
hope they're
coming they sit
down they are
seated she smiles at him he smiles at
her they both smile at each other at
each other
she is laughing that's the way they
always talk and how she laughs he must
have told her the story of the Frenchman
and the
farmer the Lackey is bringing in
Champagne now they are clinking
glasses she drinks his
health he drinks
hers he tells her this is the most
beautiful moment of my life how do you
know that he does you can't hear
anything what else could he
say they've opened the
window what does it mean the queen is
warm the
champagne no it's
him she's going to her
budoir she opens the
door she enters the bud Heavens she
beckons to him
he
enters she closes the door behind them
Heaven saved the queen
you know count this is the first time
I've ever dined with a man
alone and this is the first time I ever
don't lie the first time I ever dined
with a
queen but with
women of course
of course I have done with
women well these dinners in Paris were
Charming yes the food in Paris is very
very
good and the
ladies well I Fe by comparison it must
be very dull d with the queen it would
be the most delightful experience of my
life dining with a queen if
if if
one could forget that I am a
queen
yes very well forget
it I'm no longer Queen Louise I first of
Sylvania but a
woman a mere
woman and you're meeting me for the
first
time what would you
do what would you do
[Music]
hello Louise
[Music]
all this the first time you
meet
yes
oh oh but if it's like this at
first what can be left for
later
plenty if she appeals to you and if you
find out that you love
her there's plenty left
if she were like like if she were
like l i have known her buried in the
past they couldn't last with
you none of them could ever hold me fast
in the way you
do yet their memories seem to cling to
me something from each one you bring to
me
eyes of
liette smile of
Min the sweetness of
suette in you
displayed Grace of
Del charm of
Josephine the cuteness of poine in you
AR those all the charms with yours need
not be
no the arms but yours could ever hold me
lips of
Lu beauty of C you are my deal my love
for
red eyes of
Li smile of Minion the sweetness of sus
that's in you display
deline
Josephine Pine that's in you a r those
all the charms with yours need not be
told no the arms but yours could ever
hold
me
lucil Camille you are my dear my love
[Music]
parade living in the shadow of
aone i' gone my Lon
way but I have a love that's all my
own to
bestow someday
still I'm glad to know you find in
me all the charms you
[Music]
[Applause]
love
[Music]
SM char
they feel
[Music]
theut all the charms with yours need not
be
told no other arms but yours
[Music]
could Beauty
[Music]
he
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
go
now
no I want you to go
[Music]
no please
[Music]
Alfred yes
Louise you are my be my love
[Music]
[Music]
CR
can see the world
behind
us
[Music]
inre will
with
[Music]
is
of
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
stop stop that wling it's unlucky yes
your majesty and don't call me Your
Majesty I'm not a king
oh but you'll be a sensation everyone
will applaud when you enter the throne
room nonsense I feel sure you'll run
away with the
wedding now how do I
look I don't like that
metal what's the matter with
you a man looks
crosseyed
crosseyed King Stanislas the 22nd
crosseyed oh no no that can't be that
was never taught at
school still looks
crosseyed maybe maybe it's a silly
Superstition but each time I have seen a
cross-eyed man I've had bad luck to me
it's even worse than
whistling come
in our Majesty is ready
just a minute
sir it's all right
[Music]
my be
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
de
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
all
[Music]
our
[Applause]
[Music]
[Music]
by personal order extraordinary your
majesty has bestowed upon count Alfred
the title of Prince and by this merciful
act has uplifted him to a station where
marriage between you is
possible is it still your Majesty's wish
to select Prince Alfred as your
Majesty's
husband it
is is your majesty willing to be a
loving wife to the prince
consult I
am and will your majesty protect him
from all
dangers I will
and you Prince Alfred you abide by Her
Majesty's selection and are happy to
accept the station of Prince
consol yes you promise always To Love
Her
Majesty yes I
do you promise further to fulfill Her
Majesty's every wish to execute Her
Majesty's every
command and to be an OB obedient and
docile
husband he hesitates incredible he
hesitates at promising to obey Ando he
should have thought of that before
yes I do
[Music]
[Music]
I pronounce you
wife and
man what does he
say he says man is man and woman his
woman and that to change that causes
trouble he does not see how any man
could stand being a wife and therefore
he hopes this will be a most unhappy
marriage For Heaven's Sake if he reports
this to
Afghanistan tell him this is a love
match and will be the happiest marriage
in the
world shagam the fudu haroni oo sh
Deus no
chungu no
chungu no chungu
[Music]
holdt Lift face
[Music]
have that fire ring stopped your
highness that is impossible stopped at
once I can't it's etiquette etiquette on
no etiquette I can't you understand
perfectly sir but I can't help
it I command it very sorry I can take
orders only from her majesty the queen
herself so
we shall
[Music]
see
[Music]
Alfred do you hear those
cannons yes isn't it
glorious our bridal
[Music]
[Music]
music how many how many more shots will
there
be
300 what
and each time they
fire you shall kiss me
[Music]
I wish now I'd ordered
[Music]
500
399
400 that was the last too bad thank
heaven I wish we could have a cannon
when we get
married Let's Get Married Too make it a
double
wedding lucky
Lulu you're cross I'm not cross I'm
thrilled don't get thrilled perhaps we
better wait with our marriage and see
how they get on
first there's no chance of their
marriage going wrong why it even started
wrong what does that lady think she's
marrying a train poodle she is not a
lady she is a queen well he's not a king
he's a
gentleman but when royalty married they
don't quarrel like common people do they
can't afford to that's just the trouble
they can't let off steam with a good old
R like you or I that's true but we
common people can take life easy we can
act natural and nobody will care we can
eat chicken with our
fingers look at the names I can call you
look at the things I can throw at you oh
it's wonderful being
common snuggle near baby dear why so
hotty and severe let's get together and
cuddle up right
here in mind I'm fine and I'm not that
way inclin where's your proper Pride why
be so dignified
squeeze me once squeeze me twice it's
most improper but oh it's nice let's be
common and do it again hug me do Close
to You Beautiful feeling and build me
through let be
come and do it again I'll surely smother
oh let me go sir this isn't right oh
darling mother if you could see your
daughter to fight grip my neck grab my
hand smoo impr proper oh it's Grand
let's be
common and is
a lovely Moon slly night smatter with
you your so polite SL be
common and do it again you crush me I'll
Crush you possible we'll be black blue
slits be
common and do it again can't you be
gentle you'll bruise me till I'm
ultramarine be sentimental but don't act
like a freshing
machine sled be rough you know how snow
you struggling too late now SLX be
common and do it again
[Music]
he
he hey hey he
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
don't do it
again ladies and
gentlemen four weeks ago today our
illustrious Queen was married the desire
of her subjects to celebrate this date
is readily understood but in
consideration of the royal honeymoon I
must ask the public to refrain just a
little longer PR in serenades torch
light processions or public
demonstrations of any kind and in
particular to patriotically observe
quiet within the limits of the castle
especially in the early morning hours
thank you ladies and gentlemen thank you
and don't forget ladies and gentlemen
this program comes to you by courtesy of
the Sylvania Hardware Corporation the
company that gives you two putts for the
price of one
[Music]
[Applause]
[Applause]
[Music]
Louise Louise
n
[Music]
the
[Applause]
St
[Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
youren
be my heart is a flame with your
loyalty you We Stand
theing singing
song every
un taking a heart by
[Applause]
ro
[Music]
ro
the and love
no
everying our heart
[Music]
[Applause]
by Roy
why you're up
dear yes I'm surprised
myself I might as well lie in bed all
day I have nothing to get up
for
well what a Charming
reception I spend all morning reviewing
the household guards Distributing medals
and now on my way to an audience with
the Prime Minister I steal away to have
a look at my husband and
and he doesn't even say good morning to
me good
morning well that finishes my morning's
work what can I do now I have already
shaved I had my haircut
yesterday there's nothing
left so you're
bored all I'm waiting for now is to have
you tell me I'm neglecting
you do you realize that not once since
we've been married have I left you alone
at
night and I never will thank you it's
very kind of you and after this for loan
is arranged I'm going to take you to
Vienna and buy you a lot of nice new
uniforms that's it you think all you
have to do is to buy me a few new
uniforms and I'll be Satisfied that's
the opinion you have of me is it could
don't be silly Alfred oh I'm sick of
being treated as if I were a sort of
playing you're in a horrible mood today
am I
you have a call
no why do you
call listen Louis you have the power to
exclude me from all military affairs
from from all cabinet meetings but
please do not interfere with my coughing
I cough when I want to
At Last I found something to do I will
repair this today yes immediately
after I almost forgot something very
important
Alfred where are you
going something very
important I am going to have breakfast
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where is my breakfast may I remind your
highness that her majesty the queen has
not as yet
appeared well and well I'm sure your
highness knows the breakfast cannot be
served before the appearance of her
majesty I want my breakfast your
highness I am very sorry we must wait I
can't wait I want my breakfast I'm
hungry your highness I regret it but
it's impossible
to her majesty will not appear for
breakfast this
morning breakfast for His
Highness please your highness
do you speak French no your
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you are the only one in the palace who
looks up to
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me just look at me
I think my heart will
break nobody seems to take me
seriously
honestly I'm just as lonely as a man can
be the days mean nothing at all and when
the Shadows Fall the Moon is only
wasting time on
me cand
there must be something awful wrong with
me have a pair of arms to hug and hold
but nobody's using them
now have loads of love that could be
told but nobody's using them now have a
world of time that's all my own best say
that you go see if you spend it alone
I'm telling the truth I'm just wasting
my youth cuz nobody's using it now no no
no no nobody's using it now there's a
briad sweet in gold and blue but
nobody's using it now I've learned to
wear pamas too what's the use of wearing
them
now have sewn Wild
I have indeed but now that I've stopped
sowing them I'm going to seed for years
and for years have had great ideas but
nobody's using
them nobody's using them now have a big
city with fat and
springs have some pleasing ways and
other things
I'm a family man who's out of sort I'm
just Ling Papa to a great lot of
thoughts I blush to admit I've still
plenty of itat but nobody's using
it nobody's using it
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oh oh oh is that so mhm all right the
moment it was announced that your
majesty would attend the opening of the
Opera in person the place was completely
sold
out your majesty is still the biggest
drawing card in the country inde had the
spotlights been focused on the entrance
to the opera house oh yes your maest
12 motion picture cameras will
photograph the arrival of your majesty
in the prince consult the crowd will
cheer and press forward with such
enthusiasm that it can be kept in check
only by the most heroic efforts of the
police and uh has all this been well
rehearsed oh yes your majesty the crowd
is the same wonder that we use at your
Majesty's wedding they all know their
paths perfectly good go on when your
majesty and the prince consult appear in
the Royal Fox the whole audience will
rise for two minutes we will have silent
homage your majesty in the prince
consult will reward your loyal subjects
with happy smiles you are both in the
best of
humor in the best of humor oh yes your
majesty and does the prince consort know
he's to be in the best of humor well
your majesty I I well you'd better tell
him to be saved yes your majesty
your majesty frightens us tonight is
your first opportunity of showing your
matrimonial happiness to the public and
if the prince consort does not smile
with joy it will mean disaster The
Diplomatic representatives of the whole
world will be guests in the Royal box
and unfortunately the Afghan Ambassador
too and if he sees any coolness between
you he'll reported to Afghanistan well
let him but surely your majesty knows
that if Afghanistan hears anything
beluchistan hears it too and if
beluchistan hears it then all Persia
will know it and what is talked of in
Persia spreads all over turkey and when
anything is known in Turkey the
Armenians get onto it immediately and
you know how many Armenians go to
America so that if Wall Street hears of
a rift in the matrimonial happiness of
your majesty it will stop all credits
and we do not get the loan and without
that loan we are
broke so unless I have a smile on my
face tonight we are broke yes and you
call yourself Statesman borrowing money
is all that you're able to do Prince
Alfred what are you permitting yourself
I permit myself to make the following
suggestion we do not need a loan we have
enough natural
resources there is my plan for the
national
budget I have worked out
everything in my sleep
days the country can be saved without a
loan go
on read
it it includes
everything even your dress makers bills
I am not permitted to receive
suggestions in the Affairs of state from
the prince
consult not even when they are good not
even then
do you speak French yes your
highness too
bad Prince
Alfred I must ask you once and for all
not to interfere in Affairs of State I
know I'm your Majesty's husband and
nothing
else Prince Alfred you may leave the
room
stay
gentlemen Prince Alfred you will meet me
here at 7:00 in full Galla
uniform all medals and decorations and
in the very best of
humor and in case I don't feel like
complying with your Majesty's wish this
is not my wish it is my
command if your majesty had not already
commanded me to
smile I would laugh
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when they went riding yesterday they
never spoke a word you don't say
it who's to blame and he asked for
garlic in his soup at dinner so I heard
something's wrong did you hear are you
sure what a shame I know the queen
regrets it but of course the man's to
blame good for you I for that let go
well here I am still single May my
children stay the same BR to that here
to you follow Prince is that
so don't you dare to say a word against
the Queen the queen is always right the
queen is just a woman and she's just as
me say that again we'll fight don't
forget she has a husband don't forget
she is the boss and her majesty can run
him out of town the prin is right the
queen is right the is that's enough from
you sit
down don't you dare to say a word
against the Queen the queen is always
right the queen is just a woman and
she's just as me they are again will
fight don't forget she's got a husband
don't forget she is the boss and her
majesty can run him out of to the prince
is right the queen is right the prince
is right the queen is right the prince
is right the queen is right the prince
is right the queen is right the prince
is enough sit
down you can tell him my patience is
exhausted if he won't come here
voluntarily I'll have him brought here
even if I have to send soldiers yes your
majesty
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His Highness the prince conso
why are you dressed like this what does
it mean it means I'm dressed for
traveling I'm going to Paris you go
change at once you're going to the Opera
with me only with soldiers and
handcuffed Alfred you know very well how
much depends on this my name my position
my reputation as Queen if you fail me
tonight all will be over between us it
is already ready over and
forever Alfred you've gone too far
Madame you thought you could order the
former military ataran and command the
husband but you forgot one thing Madame
that first I am a man I know that Alfred
no you do not but I'm going to prove it
to you goodbye Madame Oh you mean you're
really going yes oh but Alfred won't you
love me
anymore only with soldiers and
handcuffed
Al
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Al fold your arms
around me
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your romance
has
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me dream
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taking our heart by star
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sing loveer no
un taking a sping
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that for
for
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as for myself you needn't have come at
all all right
goodbye stay
here beg me to
stay I ask you to
stay don't ask me beg
me I beg you to
stay not
commanding begging
beg I beg you to
stay since you beg me so lovingly I'll
be
generous I'll
stay you want to humiliate me that's why
you came here
no I came because
why because after
all I didn't want to ruin the woman I
once
loved but tomorrow I'm living for Paris
and as soon have this loan of yours is
signed I will file papers for
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divorce if you don't treat me nicely
I'll go right
home all right go on
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still here
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if you don't take those glasses from
your eyes I'll tear them away go
on you can't do it
eh you're a queen you must
behave if you were just a mere woman you
could make a
scandal but you can't that's what you
get for being a queen
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ah yes thank you thank
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you
oh he'll never get this glass back
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oh we are in the very best of humor
hey i' L to admit have still plenty of
it but some somebody will you e
now somebody
will she is in her room and he is in his
yes sad isn't
it when we get married let's be common
and only have one room between us why
even one room between
us for
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la
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who is it
Lise what do you
want Mouse is in my
room call
you what are you doing
packing can I help you no thanks
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see
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m
spe
please the key
please so you're trying to use Force
again madame
where shall we live in
Paris we yes I'm going with you wherever
you go I'll follow you
you can't get rid of
me well there's no use for me to leave
no no use at
all I suppose I might as well stay
here I suppose so
too but how am I going to punish you and
you must be punished yes and severely
yes but
how let me see an awful
punishment let me
see it's really not so easy may I may I
make a
suggestion
yes sit
down if I were in your place I'd say
Louise
I don't want a divorce I love you too
much for that no no no no no no no no
but I'd say Lise you can't order me
around any longer from now on I shall
take command not only of the Affairs of
State not only in the department of the
Navy but also here at
home and my first command would be
Louise don't dare to leave this this
room you shall stay
here at my
side attached to me from morning till
um from night till
morning and you call that a
punishment
yes my king
eyes
smile sweet
she you
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oh
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