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Yeah girl, I'm just staying home.

I don't know.

I mean going out tonight was fun and everything but I just feel like I might have lost my

game.

I tried going home with that guy but he just didn't seem really interested.

I don't know if it was me or if he just had some issues going on.

I just, I don't know.

I don't see what the point of going out is if I'm not going to get laid.

Like I'm just at home alone right now and that was why I went out is to come home with

somebody so I just, I don't know what to do.

I might not come out this weekend.

I'm feeling kind of down after tonight honestly girl.

What's up?

Hey.

Hey.

Ash.

I don't know.

It's just like the last time I actually had any good sex was with my whack ass fraternity

boyfriend and all he does is just get super drunk to where he's just like lying there

with whiskey dick and I have to do something with that and like literally the last time

he all but passed out like in the middle of me eating his ass out and it's like I'm giving

it my all.

I am drowning in hairy man ass and he's falling asleep on me and that was like the last time

I had sex.

So I'm just dying over here at the lack of good dick in my life and when I actually try

to go out and find it, they're just not interested.

I don't, I don't know.

I'm already eating hairy man ass.

Like what more do they want from me?

Yeah.

Hey my roommate just got home.

Can I text you?

Hey.

Hi.

Okay.

There you go.

So how was the club?

It was so pointless to go honestly.

I don't know why I went.

I did not have fun but it's okay.

It's alright.

Yeah I just wanted to get a little midnight workout so I mean.

You got home real early.

I know.

When do you come home around that time?

Yeah I tried going home with someone and it just didn't really work out.

Well I'm kind of early.

Not my choice.

I tried staying out late and going home with someone but he just kind of ditched me.

He doesn't seem really interested.

They're fine with ditching you.

I mean we went out to eat after getting a few drinks and I thought we would just kind

of continue the night from there but he came up with some bullshit emergency and just like

left.

Like skedaddle?

Yeah basically like you know when you're on a date with someone and they're like oh I

have to go to the bathroom and then they just never come back.

It was that type of shit.

Right?

It's cold.

Yeah so I'm home early.

I don't know.

I mean you look great.

I just.

I mean that sucks man.

I know.

It's kind of rough.

Yeah.

It's really nice that you're home though.

I mean I'm just trying to you know chill out.

I'm probably going to get a beer or something.

I'm kind of stank.

I think I need a shower.

I don't know you smell good though.

Really?

I'm kind of.

Yeah kind of like musky and masculine.

What you doing?

What the fuck?

I don't know you just smell so good.

Um dude I think I should.

Just be still.

Oh.

You just eat my.

What the fuck.

God.

Oh.

Oh okay.

Okay.

You know I should definitely go shower.

You need to stay right here.

And just let you just.

Okay baby you know I think I should just get you get in that shower.

Just wipe off a little bit.

No.

What the fuck.

I just felt that manly musk.

Um yeah but you know actually.

You kind of.

What the fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay.

Look I just have to be fucked so badly.

Can you do me this favor as your roommate.

You can just fuck me tonight just this once.

Please.

I mean you can go piss and shit I'm not sure.

Please.

Okay fine.

What we gotta do on the couch I ain't fucking with this.

Okay.

There it is.

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She doesn't really look like

her friend and brother.

She's like they're Number One.

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What are you going to do?

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Do that again

Do it again

I don't want to do it again

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Fuck

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Fuck, you're gonna make me cry

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Help

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I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

I'm so tired.

Sit on me.

I'm going to give you one more.

Sit on me.

Oh...

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Oh f..ck.

Oh f..ck.

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Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

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Wow

I'm so tired

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You good now

This is a good ending to my day

Okay, well I'm gonna go shower for a bit

Okay, I'll light you

Thank you

Oprah