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Are you going to eat something?
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Are you going to work now?
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No, I'm going to practice.
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I didn't sleep anything last night, so
I'm going to stay up all night.
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Stay up all night, eh?
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I'm going to take a shower and then
we'll go and eat something.
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Come on.
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Is there anyone who has said anything at
work?
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No.
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Or have they been wondering about you
for years and so on?
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What have you seen?
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No.
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But... What's it called?
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Siri came by today and... Was she at
work?
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Yeah, and she wanted to talk.
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And then you joked?
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Okay, don't come to work. No, no, I
know. It's a bit...
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She said a lot of things.
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She was right at the beginning.
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She's not going to talk to you.
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I don't want you to talk to her either.
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I know, but she came to work.
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I can't just ask her to leave.
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No.
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But how do you think, Malta?
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I don't know.
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How long do you think you're sick today?
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Is there anyone who has said anything?
No.
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But I think it's good for you to go to
work.
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That you can do something and not just
be at home.
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I'm so fucking tired.
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But you get even more tired if you don't
do anything.
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But you shouldn't just go to work and
feel like it's Friday.
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It's a day.
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You can't be at home all weekend.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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We're going to have a lot of fun on
Friday.
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Hey, how's it going?
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You feeling better?
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Yeah, I'm better, thanks.
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Good. Just a reminder, I'm going to need
a doctor's note since you've been out
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of the office for more than a week. OK.
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And there's another issue too.
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Your girlfriend was here yesterday and
she was looking for you and she was
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really upset.
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And that's, you know, this is a work
environment and...
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It's not appropriate for her to just
turn up here like that. Yeah, no, yeah,
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understand. So if you could just let her
know for me.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
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What the fuck are you doing at my job?
Are you fucking stupid?
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You're not answering.
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I just want to... You can't come to my
job, do you get that?
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I can't get a hold of you. I don't know
if it's over or if it's just what's
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happening. I'm just trying to... I don't
know.
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Stop mocking me. You're fucking
embarrassing me. Do you get that?
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And then you will get only £3 off when
you try to repair your phone in the
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office.
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We'll send it to you.
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Yes, you'll pay very well.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for calling. I'm Steven.
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How can I assist you today?
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I've got one small glass and one big
glass.
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So he
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looked
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down at his little head and his claws
and that and it's still
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sort of alive but I'm just thinking
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This little fucker is dying, right?
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So I ran down.
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There were some people sort of behind us
there, and I was like, listen, have you
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got anything that I can put some water
in?
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Because I've got this crab here in my
hand, right?
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Like this.
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So I ran down the street, touched the
water, just trying to let it free.
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And for a moment, I think we're in with
a bit of a chance there.
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And then before I know it, The little
fucker is dead.
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I think the whole world should
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just be a bit kinder to animals.
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To each. To each. I would like to be one
of those animal rescuers. Animal
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rescuers. I want to be one of those.
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I'm going to miss you, Shane.
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I'm going to miss you.
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Thank you so much.
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Very well balanced. You'd love it. Can I
feel it? No, you cannot feel my
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ballsack. Oh, come on. Why not?
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It's my ballsack.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Is this a touchy subject
for you?
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Not at all. I'm just reacting to you
asking if you can feel my ballsack.
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You can feel my ballsack.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Don't be shy. Yeah, yeah. Feel it. Yeah,
feel it. Okay, okay. So are you a
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feminist? Am I what?
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What if I asked you if I could feel your
pussy?
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You're a feminist.
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I'm a woman, bro. What do you think? Are
you a feminist? Of course I'm a
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feminist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course
you are. I love the sarcasm. You know,
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honestly, personally, I think it's a
gift to all men, feminism.
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Really? Feminism is a gift to men? Yes.
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And I strive to leverage my presumed
authority of being a man to argue that
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system that gave me that authority is
fucked up. Yeah, well, I think any guy
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raving about being a feminist is simply
hijacking the label. Just a short point.
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It's about you being a human being at
the end of the day when I look myself in
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the mirror I don't see gender.
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I see human being
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is invisible to those who possess it.
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End of conversation.
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Oh, my God.
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End of conversation.
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Okay, fun fact, though. Still on your
favorite topic, though. It's about
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right? Did you know that chimpanzee
balls grow for every orgasm?
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How thick is that, right? Where the fuck
does that come from? YouTube.
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Yeah, well, there's another clip on
YouTube of a chimp breaking up with a
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You should try that.
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every time I get charmed.
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So, how are you?
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Good.
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Someone said that you broke up with your
girlfriend.
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What?
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Someone said that you broke up with your
girlfriend.
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Who said that?
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I don't know, just someone.
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Baby, baby, look.
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No.
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What is that?
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Exactly.
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No, I'm not going to reply. Why should
I?
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I don't know I want to be honest now,
and I don't want to make things worse,
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the things I've done to you are so
fucking disgusting.
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And I understand, I hate that you're
sad, and that you don't want people to
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and shit, but shit in them. You need to
have fun now.
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Shit in them. Fuck them.
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Do you want another line?
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Do you want another line?
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You.
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Turn around for me.
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Do you want to finish?
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Do you want me to help you?
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Hey. What are you doing?
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I'm trying to sleep.
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What are you doing?
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I'm sitting on Marius' roof.
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It doesn't matter.
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It doesn't matter.
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