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Are you going to eat something?

Are you going to work now?

No, I'm going to practice.

I didn't sleep anything last night, so I'm going to stay up all night.

Stay up all night, eh?

I'm going to take a shower and then we'll go and eat something.

Come on.

Is there anyone who has said anything at work?

No.

Or have they been wondering about you for years and so on?

What have you seen?

No.

But... What's it called?

Siri came by today and... Was she at work?

Yeah, and she wanted to talk.

And then you joked?

Okay, don't come to work. No, no, I know. It's a bit...

She said a lot of things.

She was right at the beginning.

She's not going to talk to you.

I don't want you to talk to her either.

I know, but she came to work.

I can't just ask her to leave.

No.

But how do you think, Malta?

I don't know.

How long do you think you're sick today?

Is there anyone who has said anything? No.

But I think it's good for you to go to work.

That you can do something and not just be at home.

I'm so fucking tired.

But you get even more tired if you don't do anything.

But you shouldn't just go to work and feel like it's Friday.

It's a day.

You can't be at home all weekend.

I don't know.

I don't know.

We're going to have a lot of fun on Friday.

Hey, how's it going?

You feeling better?

Yeah, I'm better, thanks.

Good. Just a reminder, I'm going to need a doctor's note since you've been out

of the office for more than a week. OK.

And there's another issue too.

Your girlfriend was here yesterday and she was looking for you and she was

really upset.

And that's, you know, this is a work environment and...

It's not appropriate for her to just turn up here like that. Yeah, no, yeah,

understand. So if you could just let her know for me.

Yeah, yeah.

Thank you.

Thanks.

What the fuck are you doing at my job? Are you fucking stupid?

You're not answering.

I just want to... You can't come to my job, do you get that?

I can't get a hold of you. I don't know if it's over or if it's just what's

happening. I'm just trying to... I don't know.

Stop mocking me. You're fucking embarrassing me. Do you get that?

And then you will get only £3 off when you try to repair your phone in the

office.

We'll send it to you.

Yes, you'll pay very well.

Thank you.

Thank you for calling. I'm Steven.

How can I assist you today?

I've got one small glass and one big glass.

So he

looked

down at his little head and his claws and that and it's still

sort of alive but I'm just thinking

This little fucker is dying, right?

So I ran down.

There were some people sort of behind us there, and I was like, listen, have you

got anything that I can put some water in?

Because I've got this crab here in my hand, right?

Like this.

So I ran down the street, touched the water, just trying to let it free.

And for a moment, I think we're in with a bit of a chance there.

And then before I know it, The little fucker is dead.

I think the whole world should

just be a bit kinder to animals.

To each. To each. I would like to be one of those animal rescuers. Animal

rescuers. I want to be one of those.

I'm going to miss you, Shane.

I'm going to miss you.

Thank you so much.

Very well balanced. You'd love it. Can I feel it? No, you cannot feel my

ballsack. Oh, come on. Why not?

It's my ballsack.

Oh, I'm sorry. Is this a touchy subject for you?

Not at all. I'm just reacting to you asking if you can feel my ballsack.

You can feel my ballsack.

Yeah, yeah.

Don't be shy. Yeah, yeah. Feel it. Yeah, feel it. Okay, okay. So are you a

feminist? Am I what?

What if I asked you if I could feel your pussy?

You're a feminist.

I'm a woman, bro. What do you think? Are you a feminist? Of course I'm a

feminist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course you are. I love the sarcasm. You know,

honestly, personally, I think it's a gift to all men, feminism.

Really? Feminism is a gift to men? Yes.

And I strive to leverage my presumed authority of being a man to argue that

system that gave me that authority is fucked up. Yeah, well, I think any guy

raving about being a feminist is simply hijacking the label. Just a short point.

It's about you being a human being at the end of the day when I look myself in

the mirror I don't see gender.

I see human being

is invisible to those who possess it.

End of conversation.

Oh, my God.

End of conversation.

Okay, fun fact, though. Still on your favorite topic, though. It's about

right? Did you know that chimpanzee balls grow for every orgasm?

How thick is that, right? Where the fuck does that come from? YouTube.

Yeah, well, there's another clip on YouTube of a chimp breaking up with a

You should try that.

every time I get charmed.

So, how are you?

Good.

Someone said that you broke up with your girlfriend.

What?

Someone said that you broke up with your girlfriend.

Who said that?

I don't know, just someone.

Baby, baby, look.

No.

What is that?

Exactly.

No, I'm not going to reply. Why should I?

I don't know I want to be honest now, and I don't want to make things worse,

the things I've done to you are so fucking disgusting.

And I understand, I hate that you're sad, and that you don't want people to

and shit, but shit in them. You need to have fun now.

Shit in them. Fuck them.

Do you want another line?

Do you want another line?

You.

Turn around for me.

Do you want to finish?

Do you want me to help you?

Hey. What are you doing?

I'm trying to sleep.

What are you doing?

I'm sitting on Marius' roof.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

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