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Okay. What's the temperature
in Acapulco?
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I don't wanna play
Guess the Temperature.
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Come on, it's a good game. Acapulco.
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- Seventy-two.
- No. Think.
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- Three-hundred.
- Wrong.
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You now owe me $ 10 million.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Okay, new game.
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I give you the name of the deceased...
10
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...you tell me what they want
in lieu of flowers.
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Edna Rosenblatt.
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Tree in Israel.
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Okay, we're tied.
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No, it's New Christine.
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I don't wanna talk to her.
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- You can't just leave her out there.
- Ugh, well, what could she possibly want?
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She already got my ex-husband.
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Maybe she wants to give him back.
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Uh-uh.
I've got a strict no-return policy.
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All right, you know what,
tell her I'm not here.
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I think she can see you.
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And hear you.
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[WHISPERS]
Oh, crap.
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Matthew, do something.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Oh, hey, it's you.
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Oh, yeah,
I thought you were someone else.
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Who?
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Uh, Edna Rosenblatt.
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From Acapulco.
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And I did not want to see her.
I owe her a tree.
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So, uh, what's up?
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- Oh, I wanted to run something by you.
- Oh?
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The Rolling Stones are playing
at the L.A. Auditorium.
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Richard and I thought it would be fun
to take Ritchie to his first concert.
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We listen to music in the car all the time,
and Ritchie's really into it.
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But I wanted to check
and see how you felt about it.
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- The Rolling Stones?
- Yeah, most of them are still alive.
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- So is that okay?
- No.
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- No?
- No.
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- Oh. May I ask why?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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I, uh... I just don't think
that's a great place for kids, you know?
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It's crowded and there's pot smoke
and drunk people.
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If I wanted Ritchie exposed to that...
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...l'd send him
to his grandparents' for the summer.
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- Are you sure you won't change your mind?
- I think so.
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You think you're sure you won't?
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You know,
I don't know what you're asking...
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...but whatever you're asking,
the answer is no.
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- Oh.
- Yeah. Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.
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- What did she want?
- Ugh.
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She wanted to take Ritchie
to a Rolling Stones concert.
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I said, no.
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What do you mean, no?
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- What are you doing here?
- I was out in the car.
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Oh, so you sent New Christine in here
to do your dirty work?
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No. Christine wanted to be nice.
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She didn't feel comfortable going
to the concert without asking you.
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It wasn't an actual question.
It was a courtesy.
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- We don't need your permission.
- Um, I think you do.
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Um, no, I don't.
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Um, I'm his mother.
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- Um, I'm his father.
- Um, no, you're not.
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- What?
- Oh, sorry.
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Richard, come on.
A concert is not an appropriate place...
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...for a little 9-year-old boy.
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We have third-row orchestra seats.
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It might be his only chance to see
the greatest band in rock 'n' roll.
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I saw them when I was his age,
as my father did before me.
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Your father also goes to the supermarket
without a shirt on.
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Christine, in the two years
we've been divorced...
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...l've never gone against your wishes...
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...but this is really important to me,
and I'm doing it.
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Oh, well, I'm sorry to have to say this...
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...but I forbid it.
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- Excuse me?
- Yeah, you heard me. I forbid it.
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I forbid you from taking him
to the concert.
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Oh, I didn't realize you forbid it.
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I guess in that case,
I'll take Ritchie to the concert.
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What? No, no, no, I just forbid it.
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We're not married.
You've lost your power to forbid.
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- That was my greatest power.
- We're not gonna talk about this anymore.
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- Yes, we are.
- No, we're not.
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Yeah... Richard, I forbid you from leaving.
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Richard, I forbid you
from getting in the car.
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I forbid you from making that gesture.
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[CAR ENGINE REVVING]
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I'm powerless.
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Yeah, I mean... Right. So that's it?
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There's nothing I can do?
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[CHRISTINE SCOFFS]
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All right, well, thanks for your help.
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- Any luck?
- No.
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Our divorce mediator says
there's nothing I can do.
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It's Richard's night.
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I told him what I was worried about...
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...but apparently a mother's intuition
is not legally binding.
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It's sexist.
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How is that sexist?
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Because we're both white,
so it can't be racist.
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[SIGHS]
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God, this is so unfair.
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When we were married, I had power.
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I could forbid. I could withhold sex.
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I ruled with an iron fist.
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Now that we're divorced,
I'm not the boss of him anymore.
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Why did I get divorced?
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Yeah, and why would he divorce you?
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- So, what are you gonna do?
- Nothing. There's nothing I can do.
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Against my better judgment,
I have to hand him over...
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...into what I believe
is an unsuitable environment.
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[LAUGHS]
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How could my divorce
suck more than my marriage?
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You sure you're okay, sweetie?
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- Lf you don't wanna go...
- I really wanna go.
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- I know, but if you don't wanna go...
- I wanna go.
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Listen, darling, it's okay with me
if you don't wanna...
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You're not listening to me.
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Sorry. It's just that I'm so excited for you,
because it's your first concert.
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Yippee. Heh-heh.
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But listen, honey,
I want you to remember something...
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...if you get lost,
you look for anybody in a uniform.
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- Anybody?
- Oh, no, not anybody.
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Not somebody in a Nazi uniform.
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Or that uniform
Michael Jackson wore for a while.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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But anybody else in a uniform.
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Okay. Ahem.
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Oh, they're not here. So we better just...
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Hey, there he is.
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- You ready for the concert, Ritchie?
- Yay!
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- Don't worry, he's gonna be fine.
- Yup, see you.
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- We'll have him home tomorrow.
CHRISTINE: Wait, wait, wait.
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I don't want him to sit
too close to the speakers.
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- We've got earplugs.
- And don't let him get dehydrated.
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- We're bringing water.
- Don't sit next to anybody who's smoking.
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Christine, half the band's on oxygen.
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No one's gonna be smoking. Bye.
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- Wait, wait, uh...
- What?
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[STAMMERS]
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- Uh, Matthew?
- Rock 'n' roll.
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Bye.
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- Thanks a lot.
- It's okay, we're gonna have fun too.
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Okay, new game.
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I name the relative,
you name their problem.
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- Uncle Jack.
- Liver.
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MATTHEW: Cousin Laurie.
- Liver.
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MATTHEW: Great-grandpa Lloyd?
- Liver.
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MATTHEW:
Okay, bonus round.
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Second cousin Allan?
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Liver. They're all liver.
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- Okay, Mom's side of the family.
- Lung.
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Damn it.
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Matthew, the idea of Ritchie all alone...
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...with those freaks and druggies
and Hell's Angels...
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He's going downtown, not to Vietnam.
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And he's not gonna be alone,
he's with Richard.
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Yeah, that's my point.
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Look, Richard's a good guy.
I mean, he can be a goofball sometimes...
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...and he does laugh too hard
at "The Wizard of Id"...
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...but, I mean,
he loves that kid as much as you do.
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He's not gonna let anything bad
happen to him.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
I mean, what really could happen?
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Exactly.
It's not like he's going with our dad.
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Then there'd be something
to worry about.
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Why, what do you mean?
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Remember,
Dad took me to the Dodger game.
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He let me go to the bathroom alone
and I got lost.
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Yeah, I was crying,
I couldn't find my seat.
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No one would help me,
because it was a close game.
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I ended up wandering
into the locker room.
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Didn't you ever wonder why
I have that picture of me...
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...next to Fernando Valenzuela
in his underwear?
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Dad let you go to the bathroom
all by yourself?
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Oh, my God.
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That's exactly the kind of thing
Richard would do.
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Oh, my God, I married my father.
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That's big, but I'll deal with that later.
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Wait, Richard's not like that.
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Yes, he is.
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One day, he left Ritchie
in the ball pit at IKEA.
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He came all the way home
and assembled a bookshelf...
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...before he realized that he was gone.
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To this day,
Ritchie cannot eat a meatball...
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...without bursting into tears.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, Ritchie.
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I'm... I'm sorry,
you want tickets for what?
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Uh, the Rolling Stones. Two tickets.
191
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They're seated in the third row orchestra,
so something close to that.
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All right, let's see what we've got.
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- Is the, uh, front row okay?
- Yeah, that would be perfect.
194
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Wait, I might have something
a little bit closer.
195
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Yup. Two tickets right on stage.
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Now, it's a little louder,
but you might get to dance with Mick.
197
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- Oh, yeah, we'll take those.
- Yeah. How high are you, huh?
198
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We're completely sold out.
199
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It's the Rolling Stones.
200
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Well, if you don't have tickets,
then why are you even open?
201
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Because, I'm selling tickets
to Kristi Yamaguchi...
202
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...The Wiggles On Ice
and the gay rodeo.
203
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:26,102
Whoa, is that all one show?
Because I'd see that.
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Matthew. Sir, I'm sorry.
205
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Let me just explain to you
my situation, okay?
206
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My 9-year-old son is in there
with his father and his new girlfriend.
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And there's a very strong possibility...
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...that he's gonna let him
go to the bathroom on his own.
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- I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
CHRISTINE: That's okay.
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We keep two emergency tickets available
for situations like this.
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Is the, uh, fourth row okay?
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- That would be great, yeah.
- Okay.
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Ugh, let me just get those for you.
Where do we keep them?
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Oh, duh, they're right here.
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He's not getting the tickets, is he?
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Oh, no, sweetie, he's not.
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Come on, let's get out of here.
218
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We'll go get you some chaps
for the gay rodeo.
219
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No, I have to get in there
to see what's happening.
220
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Why don't you call Richard
on his cell phone?
221
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Because then he'll
dig his heels in deeper.
222
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He's stubborn, like Daddy.
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[GRO ANS]
224
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Maybe you're overreacting.
Richard's a pretty good dad.
225
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No, I know, I know,
but I just gotta get in close enough...
226
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...so I can keep an eye on Ritchie
without Richard knowing.
227
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All right, you know,
I hate to have to do this...
228
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...but I may have to pull out
my secret weapons.
229
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Oh, God. You're not dragging
those things out again, are you?
230
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Hey, these babies got me
into Live Aid on two continents...
231
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...and the L.A. County Fair
when I left my purse in the car.
232
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It's hard to believe
you're the more responsible parent.
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I know, right?
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Oh, my God, I won't have to.
235
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There he is, all alone. I knew it.
236
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Ritchie, Ritchie.
It's okay, sweetie, Mommy's here.
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- Oh...
- What the hell are you doing?
238
00:12:20,790 --> 00:12:22,985
Oh, sorry, I thought that was my son.
239
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,717
Well, it's not.
240
00:12:27,196 --> 00:12:29,824
You know what,
you should keep a closer eye on your kid.
241
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,365
This is a rock concert.
242
00:12:32,535 --> 00:12:34,969
What kind of mother are you?
243
00:12:35,204 --> 00:12:37,934
All right, that's it. We're going in.
244
00:12:40,943 --> 00:12:43,571
This can't be good for me.
245
00:12:49,218 --> 00:12:50,708
Now, where are you going?
246
00:12:51,454 --> 00:12:53,217
Uh, well, I'm with them.
247
00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:55,721
No, you're not.
248
00:12:57,893 --> 00:13:01,989
Am I with them now?
249
00:13:02,565 --> 00:13:04,624
No, you're getting further away.
250
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,064
Look, this is really important...
251
00:13:09,238 --> 00:13:12,401
It's always really important,
but there's nothing I can do.
252
00:13:12,575 --> 00:13:15,601
- Lf I let every middle-aged, oversexed fan...
- Middle-aged?
253
00:13:16,812 --> 00:13:20,714
I'm not middle-aged. I'm young. I'm spry.
254
00:13:21,817 --> 00:13:24,718
For your information,
I can still do a backbend.
255
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:28,084
I mean, from a lying-down position,
and I'll need you to spot me.
256
00:13:28,257 --> 00:13:30,487
Okay, I don't do that.
257
00:13:30,659 --> 00:13:32,183
Now, get out of here.
258
00:13:32,361 --> 00:13:34,625
Oh, come on,
I really need to get in there.
259
00:13:34,797 --> 00:13:36,924
Nothing I can do.
260
00:13:37,099 --> 00:13:41,195
Tsk. Well, that's what they said
at the L.A. County Fair.
261
00:14:02,324 --> 00:14:03,985
You looking?
262
00:14:05,628 --> 00:14:06,652
Thank you.
263
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,196
What?
264
00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:12,394
- You said, "Good-looking."
- No, l...
265
00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:14,229
No, I didn't. I said, "You looking?"
266
00:14:14,403 --> 00:14:16,735
Why would I say, "Good-looking"?
267
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,097
Because I'm good-looking.
268
00:14:20,075 --> 00:14:22,703
Well, I guess you're pretty good-looking,
yeah.
269
00:14:23,145 --> 00:14:24,612
Thank you.
270
00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:26,173
Hey, um...
271
00:14:26,348 --> 00:14:28,714
[WHISPERS]
...do you know anyone selling tickets?
272
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:32,109
- Yeah, I'm selling.
- Oh, yes, looking.
273
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,756
- No, I'm definitely looking.
- What do you need?
274
00:14:34,924 --> 00:14:39,861
Uh, two tickets on the floor.
275
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:44,724
Uh, no problem. Five hundred a pop.
276
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:47,267
Well, that's a little out of my range.
277
00:14:47,436 --> 00:14:49,495
What do you have for $50?
278
00:14:49,939 --> 00:14:54,035
I can get you a T-shirt
with "The Rolling Stones" spelled wrong.
279
00:14:54,944 --> 00:14:57,344
- Really, that's the best you can do?
- Yeah.
280
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,380
For a good-looking guy like me?
281
00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:10,491
Oh...
282
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,296
- Ugh. Excuse me, uh, do you work here?
- Yeah.
283
00:15:14,463 --> 00:15:18,092
Okay, I have got to get inside,
and I don't have time to play games...
284
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:21,031
...so let's quit cutting bait
and start fishing.
285
00:15:22,104 --> 00:15:25,870
- Cool!
- Okay, can I get in?
286
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:27,440
I just work concessions.
287
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:32,773
Ugh, oh, my God,
I just flashed you for nothing?
288
00:15:32,948 --> 00:15:34,210
I can get you a small soda.
289
00:15:35,284 --> 00:15:37,377
Small soda?
290
00:15:39,555 --> 00:15:41,716
Okay, a diet, please.
291
00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:52,062
Hey, where'd you get the soda?
292
00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:55,462
I don't wanna talk about it.
293
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,363
Well, I have good news.
294
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,804
Two tickets, tenth row orchestra.
295
00:16:01,276 --> 00:16:04,473
- Matthew, that's great.
- Only 300 bucks.
296
00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:06,171
Three hundred bucks?
297
00:16:06,348 --> 00:16:08,179
I talked him down from 500.
298
00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:12,548
Plus I got him to throw in
this "Rolling Scones" T-shirt.
299
00:16:12,955 --> 00:16:15,321
Hey, well, at least we're getting in.
300
00:16:15,491 --> 00:16:16,822
I'll be able to see Ritchie.
301
00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:19,961
Hey, it might be the last time
we're able to see the Stones.
302
00:16:20,129 --> 00:16:21,153
[DOORS OPEN]
303
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:23,321
[CROWD CHEERING AND CHATTERING]
304
00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:32,299
We're not gonna be able
to see the Stones, are we?
305
00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:34,908
No, sweetie, we're not.
306
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:40,743
Oh, damn it.
307
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,180
Went right to voice mail again.
Where are they?
308
00:16:43,352 --> 00:16:46,446
I'm sure they're on their way.
Let's just go home.
309
00:16:47,289 --> 00:16:50,190
No. I wanna be here when they get back.
310
00:16:50,359 --> 00:16:53,157
God, the concert ended two hours ago.
311
00:16:53,328 --> 00:16:56,559
This is exactly what
I was afraid of, you know?
312
00:16:56,732 --> 00:16:59,292
Ugh, I'm so used to being there for him.
313
00:16:59,468 --> 00:17:02,562
I mean, and now, one day a week
and every other weekend...
314
00:17:02,738 --> 00:17:05,969
...I have no say in what he does
or where he goes.
315
00:17:06,141 --> 00:17:08,336
Ugh, there's nothing I can do about it.
316
00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:10,705
- That sucks.
- I know.
317
00:17:10,879 --> 00:17:12,904
Oh, God.
318
00:17:13,315 --> 00:17:17,012
All right, give me my bra back.
These things are sticking to my stomach.
319
00:17:19,054 --> 00:17:22,217
This definitely is not good for me.
320
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:30,557
[BOTH SCREAM]
321
00:17:35,904 --> 00:17:39,237
I haven't woken up to that view
in a long time.
322
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:42,500
At least now I know
why you married him.
323
00:17:45,914 --> 00:17:48,439
- What the hell are you two doing here?
- Richard.
324
00:17:48,617 --> 00:17:51,780
The better question is,
where were you all night?
325
00:17:51,954 --> 00:17:53,854
What? I was here.
326
00:17:54,523 --> 00:17:56,787
No, you weren't,
because we went to the concert...
327
00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:59,189
...and we came back here,
and you never showed up.
328
00:17:59,361 --> 00:18:00,453
Because we never left.
329
00:18:01,196 --> 00:18:02,686
We decided not to go to the concert...
330
00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:04,594
...so we rented movies.
We were in bed by 9.
331
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,895
- You didn't go to the concert?
- New Christine talked me out of it.
332
00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:10,368
- She did?
RICHARD: Yeah.
333
00:18:10,539 --> 00:18:13,099
She saw how upset you were
when you dropped Ritchie off.
334
00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:14,867
She couldn't go through with it.
335
00:18:15,043 --> 00:18:17,603
She did that for me? Why?
336
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,377
She's nice.
337
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,981
Oh. Well, tell her I said thanks.
338
00:18:24,419 --> 00:18:27,047
Maybe you should tell her yourself.
339
00:18:28,557 --> 00:18:30,752
Yeah, this is a great way
to start the day.
340
00:18:36,665 --> 00:18:38,792
So you saw the Stones?
341
00:18:39,835 --> 00:18:41,063
I'm afraid so.
342
00:18:41,236 --> 00:18:44,364
You should really wear underwear
under that robe.
343
00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:47,400
Hello?
344
00:18:48,844 --> 00:18:51,472
- Hello?
- Oh, hi, Christine.
345
00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:53,774
You here to pick up Ritchie?
He's still asleep.
346
00:18:53,949 --> 00:18:57,749
Oh, no, actually,
I wanted to talk to you. Um...
347
00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,509
[SIGHS]
348
00:18:59,688 --> 00:19:03,590
Look, I know I'm not always
the nicest person to you...
349
00:19:03,759 --> 00:19:05,522
...and sometimes I make fun of you.
350
00:19:05,994 --> 00:19:10,522
I, uh... I do this bit where you can't
figure out how to open up a window.
351
00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:14,892
People seem to really like it...
352
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:18,130
...but it's probably not fair to you.
353
00:19:18,707 --> 00:19:20,504
Yeah, I heard about that bit.
354
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:24,911
I also heard about the one
where I try to drink a soda with my ear.
355
00:19:26,949 --> 00:19:30,146
And that one, while, heh...
While very funny...
356
00:19:30,319 --> 00:19:33,186
...is, um, also rather unfair to you.
357
00:19:33,355 --> 00:19:37,121
You know, Richard told me that you
talked him out of going to the concert...
358
00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:39,385
...and I just wanted to thank you.
359
00:19:39,561 --> 00:19:42,689
Well, I could see you were upset.
I'm not a mother, but I have one.
360
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,324
After my folks got divorced...
361
00:19:47,502 --> 00:19:50,062
...my dad used to do things
just to make my mother mad.
362
00:19:50,239 --> 00:19:53,231
That's how I got my ears pierced
and my tattoo.
363
00:19:53,408 --> 00:19:55,342
And my half brother.
364
00:19:57,045 --> 00:19:58,376
I always felt bad for my mom.
365
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,079
Oh, well, you know, I don't think
Richard was doing this just to get to me.
366
00:20:02,251 --> 00:20:04,242
No, of course not. Richard's a great dad.
367
00:20:05,087 --> 00:20:07,078
I want you to know,
as long as I'm around...
368
00:20:07,256 --> 00:20:09,349
...l'm gonna look out for Ritchie
and for you.
369
00:20:09,892 --> 00:20:12,759
Oh, wow. Thanks. Ha.
370
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,525
You're a really decent person, aren't you?
371
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,488
It's not that hard.
372
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:23,430
Well, anyway,
I won't do those bits anymore.
373
00:20:23,605 --> 00:20:25,368
Probably.
374
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,374
Harder for some people than others.
375
00:20:29,278 --> 00:20:31,712
You know what, that is a really great bra.
376
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,780
It really holds everything up there.
377
00:20:33,949 --> 00:20:35,940
- What kind is that?
- I'm not wearing a bra.
378
00:20:39,955 --> 00:20:42,753
You know, you make it really hard
to be nice to you.
379
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,677
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