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Hi. Reminding myself
to sign Ritchie's permission slip...
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...bake cupcakes for Parents' Night,
new mascara...
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Oh. Shave things.
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Okay. Yeah, that's it.
Um, thank you very much.
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Oh. Juice boxes. God.
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- Hello?
RICHARD: Hey, Christine. It's me, Richard.
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- What?
- Richard Campbell.
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We were married 10 years, now divorced.
We have a son, Ritchie.
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No, I didn't hear the phone ring.
That surprised me.
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- I was on the other line.
- With yourself?
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Pfft.
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You don't know that for sure.
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Has the cold medicine kicked in?
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Like I'm still doing that.
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What are you doing?
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Oh. I'm having anxiety attacks...
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...about that damn Parents' Night
at Ritchie's school tomorrow night.
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Ritchie's room mom
asked me to bring cupcakes.
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When do I have time to make cupcakes?
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- So just buy some.
- What are you, nuts?
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If I show up
with store-bought cupcakes...
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...the other moms
will call Child Protective Services.
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[LAUGHS]
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You care too much
what those other moms think.
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Well, Richard,
you have to care what other people think.
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I mean, until you're old.
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Then you can be like your mother.
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[LAUGHS]
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Wow. I didn't see that coming around
to my mother.
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- Nicely done.
- Thank you. Thank you very much.
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So I was thinking maybe it's time
for Ritchie to meet Christine.
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Not you, of course.
He's met you, came out of you. Uh...
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I mean, you know, my new Christine.
Girlfriend.
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Are you there?
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Press the 9 key if you're still awake.
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- Yeah, I'm here, Richard.
- So, what do you think?
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L... l... I think, good.
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I think, great.
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I mean, it's about time.
Haven't those two met yet?
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[LAUGHS]
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- I gotta go.
- What happened?
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You were right. I'm still on that
cold medicine and it just kicked in.
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I'm really fading fast, so good night.
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Damn it. Damn it.
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RICHARD: I'm still here.
- Oh.
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Well, uh, ahem, have a good night.
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[WHISPERING]
Matthew?
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Are you up?
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Matthew.
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It's me. It's me.
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- Hi.
- This better not be about American Idol.
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I got a real emergency.
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Listen.
Richard wants to introduce Ritchie...
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...to his, you know...
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Yeah, you might as well just say it.
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New Christine.
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Damn it.
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Wow.
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A new young girlfriend
with the same name as you.
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That kind of blows.
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Yeah, it so blows.
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- Is everything okay?
- Yeah.
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No, no, you know,
I just took some cold medicine, um...
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...because I have a little...
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[COUGHING]
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...uh, cough.
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Boy, that cough's really hanging on.
What is it, like six years now?
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Hey, leave me alone.
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I don't make fun
of your glaucoma medicine.
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Listen, Matthew, Ritchie is not ready
to meet his dad's girlfriend.
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I know what you're afraid of
and he's not gonna like her better than you.
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I never liked anyone
more than our mom...
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...and she made me buy her
tampons and cigarettes.
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Until about 15 years ago,
then she just wanted the cigarettes.
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Oh, and air conditioning.
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- I don't know how Ritchie's gonna react.
- Well, so stall.
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I was dating this girl and I got the feeling
she was gonna break up with me...
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...so I just never answered the phone
when she called.
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- For how long?
- I think we're still together.
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Go back to bed.
You're gonna make your cold worse.
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What? Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I should go take something.
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"Three and a half cups flour. Sifted."
Sif... Oh, I have... Okay.
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Set that thing. Okay.
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One.
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Two.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Yeah, just a minute.
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- Two.
RICHARD: Christine?
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Yeah, come on in, come on in.
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Four.
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Wait, what?
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[GRO ANS]
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I hope you preheated that trash can
to 375.
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Did you come over here
to make fun of my cooking?
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Christine's waiting outside.
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What? Why?
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She's here to meet Ritchie.
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- What do you mean? Now?
- Yeah.
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Last night on the phone,
you said it was okay.
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No, no, no,
I said it was okay at some point, okay?
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You know, at some point far,
far down the line, you know?
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After books have been read
and professionals have been consulted.
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I didn't know you were talking about this
morning. We can't do it now. I'm not ready.
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You're not ready?
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No, I said he's not ready.
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You said you.
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No. I said I as in him.
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As in I gave birth to him.
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You see, Richard, you know what?
You don't listen. No.
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Christine, it's okay.
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Christine loves kids and I've talked
to Ritchie about the fact that I'm dating.
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He's okay with it.
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[SIGHS]
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Okay, you're right. It'll be fine.
I'll call him.
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[SOFTLY]
Ritchie?
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Ritchie?
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Ah. You know what? He's not home.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Ah. He came back.
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Hi.
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You shouldn't leave your girlfriend
out on the porch.
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Someone took my bike from there
last week.
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- Hi, Christine.
- Dad, who's that?
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Ritchie, I want you to meet someone.
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This is my friend I've told you about.
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- Hi, Ritchie. I'm Christine.
- Hi, Christine.
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Hey, Mom, she has your same name.
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We're gonna have to work on that.
We'll let Mom keep her name though.
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She's had it longer.
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So we thought
we'd go out for pancakes.
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Oh, uh, Ritchie doesn't like pancakes.
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- We could get eggs.
- I love eggs.
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Problem solved.
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- So let's go get some eggs.
- Okay.
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- Thank you for this.
- Yes. Thank you so much.
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Okay. Bye, darling.
Give Mommy a little huggy.
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Oh. Oh, such a big boy.
Goodbye, goodbye.
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I love you. Goodbye, darling. I adore you.
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Am I ever coming back?
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Yes, of course you are.
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- Christine, you're freaking him out.
- Okay. Sorry, sorry.
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Off you go. Goodbye, darling.
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Bye-bye. Have fun.
I'll just be here, making your cupcakes.
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[CHUCKLES]
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One.
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Two.
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Keep an eye out for Ritchie.
He and Richard are meeting us here.
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You get any information
on how it went with the girlfriend?
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Oh, no, I didn't ask.
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- Because you know what I'm not doing?
- Blinking?
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No. I'm not freaking out,
because I've decided to be mature.
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They were gonna meet sometime.
That sometime was today.
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They met. It's over.
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I have nothing to worry about,
because I'm his mom.
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Wow, you really are mature.
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Here come those moms I was telling you
about. Freeze them out, freeze them out.
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Oh, Christine, you made it.
How wonderful.
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Oh, yeah, of course I made it.
I wouldn't miss it.
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Hello.
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- Hi.
- Hi there.
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- Hey.
- I'm Marly.
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My daughter Ashley's in the class
with Christine's son from her first marriage.
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Oh, no.
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- That's... That's my only marriage.
- Oh, good.
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Lindsay, Kelsey third, Sammy fourth,
Jackson Pre-K.
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This is my brother. This is Matthew.
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- Oh. Brother. Okay.
- Okay.
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Yeah. So, what do you do, Matthew?
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- Oh, I'm a producer.
- No, you're not.
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- I'm a product tester.
- What? Stop it.
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No, he's my nanny. He takes care of Ritchie
when I'm at the gym.
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Oh, good for you. Work and the gym.
Lots of me time.
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Yeah. Yeah, no wonder
you can't make it to school events.
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Oh, no, no, no. I own the gym.
And I'm here at a school event.
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And I even made these cupcakes here.
I baked them from scratch.
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- Baked?
- You made them?
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Yeah.
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And, well,
baking probably helps keep your mind off...
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Well, bless your heart.
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It's nice meeting you, Matthew.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Hey, Ritchie. Ooh.
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Hi, honey. I'm so glad to see you.
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- Gosh, did you have fun?
- I had a lot of fun. Christine's so nice.
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- We went out for breakfast.
- Oh.
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- And I had an extra-large soda.
- Holy moly.
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And then we went to the mall,
and I got to have ice cream for lunch.
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- Oh.
- It was really fun.
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Yeah, you said that.
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Oh, that's great.
I really, really, really think that's great.
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[WHISPERS]
Blink.
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- And she came with us.
- And she what?
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Oh, hi.
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Oh, Christine, he is such a great kid.
We had so much fun.
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Well, has anyone ever had
as much fun as you had today?
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We brought doughnuts.
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- And they're hot.
- Ooh. That sounds good.
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Not as good
as one of your trash-can cupcakes.
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- Mom, can I have a hot doughnut?
- No, honey. No doughnuts.
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It sounds like
you've been eating sugar all day.
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And that can give you a headache.
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That's what fun does.
It gives you a headache.
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- Richard, can I talk to you just for a second?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Why is she here?
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And please don't use the word fun,
or I swear to God, I'll push you down.
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Christine, there was nothing I could do.
We ran out of time.
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- Are you upset that she's here?
- Am I upset that she's here?
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You know, I think there might actually
be something wrong with you, Richard.
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Okay? It's Parents' Night.
It's for parents.
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Chippie Night is later in the month.
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Why are you making such a big deal?
Are you still worried about those moms?
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No. I'm worried about our son.
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This is a new school,
and we come in here...
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...me, the working mother,
you, the ex-husband...
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...the new girlfriend,
the producer brother.
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I mean, put a couple of bolts on your neck
and we're the freaking Munsters.
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That's ridiculous.
No one's even gonna notice that she's here.
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You must be Ritchie's mom.
Boy, you look just like him.
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- Just a little bit.
- Um, hi, we haven't been introduced.
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I'm actually Ritchie's mom.
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- I'm Christine Campbell.
- Oh, I'm sorry, I just assumed.
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No, no, no,
that's such an easy mistake to make.
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I mean, it's Parents' Night.
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Generally, you don't think of Parents' Night
as being open to the community at large.
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But since we're all here,
I've made these nametags...
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...just to avoid
any uncomfortable situations.
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I'm going to get a doughnut.
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Oh. Okay, well, you know what?
These cupcakes are homemade...
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...in case you're interested in that,
but you're not. That's fine.
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Mom, is it okay
if I show New Christine my artwork?
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I'd love to see your artwork, Ritchie.
Once they put my art up in a mall.
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RITCHIE: Cool.
NEW CHRISTINE: Yeah.
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So bringing the new girlfriend
to Parents' Night.
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How'd you get pants on
over walnuts that big?
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What?
I don't see why it's such a big deal.
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You know, I think there might actually be
something wrong with you.
237
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,816
Oh. Is that lizard
eating one of my cupcakes?
238
00:13:59,989 --> 00:14:03,584
Oh, no.
We tried, but he wouldn't go near it.
239
00:14:04,493 --> 00:14:07,189
Christine, Ritchie is such a great artist.
240
00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:09,593
- Yeah, I know that.
- Mom?
241
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,426
- Yeah?
- Can I have a doughnut now?
242
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,431
No. No more sweets.
243
00:14:14,236 --> 00:14:16,704
I told you we shouldn't have asked her.
244
00:14:17,039 --> 00:14:20,167
Attention, parents, can I get you all
around here for a few moments?
245
00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:23,470
I wanna bring you up to speed
about our planned curriculum...
246
00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:27,377
...for the remainder of the year,
and answer any questions you might have.
247
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:31,782
The doughnuts are almost gone.
Please, can I have one?
248
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,422
Ritchie, the answer is no.
All right, come on.
249
00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:36,751
Let's go and see
what Mrs. Belt has to say.
250
00:14:36,926 --> 00:14:38,655
I wanna stay here with Christine.
251
00:14:42,398 --> 00:14:44,229
Ritchie, I think you should
go with your mom.
252
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,925
I don't want to.
I'd rather stay here with you.
253
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,232
No, no. That's fine. That's totally okay.
254
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:55,536
But when somebody asks you
what's the planned curriculum gonna be...
255
00:14:55,711 --> 00:14:59,408
...you're not gonna know,
and I'm not gonna tell you.
256
00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:06,313
Look at this. The kids are gonna have
pen pals in Third World countries.
257
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:09,514
- What a sweet idea.
- Oh, shut up.
258
00:15:10,693 --> 00:15:11,887
Well, thank you, everyone.
259
00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:14,256
Now, please, take a look
around our classroom...
260
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:16,193
...enjoy some of our yummy desserts.
261
00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:19,493
I think I saw hot doughnuts over there.
262
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:25,662
Mrs. Campbell?
263
00:15:26,475 --> 00:15:29,740
- Are...? Are you all right?
- Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
264
00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:31,209
I'm fine, Mrs. Belt, thank...
265
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:34,406
Well, actually, I'm just a little bit worried
about Ritchie.
266
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:37,814
He just met his dad's girlfriend
for the first time...
267
00:15:37,987 --> 00:15:41,946
...and he might be having a rough time
with it.
268
00:15:42,124 --> 00:15:44,319
Are you having a rough time with it,
Mrs. Campbell?
269
00:15:44,493 --> 00:15:48,691
Yeah, Mrs. Belt, l... I certainly am.
270
00:15:53,736 --> 00:15:55,465
Hey, are you sure you're okay?
271
00:15:55,638 --> 00:15:57,572
Oh, yeah, Matthew, I'm fine.
272
00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:02,541
I mean, Mrs. Belt just seemed like
she needed a hug so...
273
00:16:03,412 --> 00:16:08,042
- At least Ritchie seems to like her.
- Well, yeah, of course he likes her.
274
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:12,347
She's all 28 and well-rested.
275
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:16,888
- Yeah, she is cute.
- Am I cute?
276
00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:19,389
Don't do that.
277
00:16:20,763 --> 00:16:23,163
God, it was bad enough
when she was New Christine.
278
00:16:23,332 --> 00:16:24,959
Now she's Fun Christine?
279
00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:28,228
I mean, I can't even imagine
what that makes me.
280
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,896
Of course he wants to be with her tonight.
She's all sunshine and smiles...
281
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,269
...and you're all tension and teeth.
282
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:45,151
Well, what am I supposed to do?
I mean, just break all the rules...
283
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,687
...let him eat sugar all the time,
you know, just so he'll like me?
284
00:16:48,857 --> 00:16:51,155
That's what you do with me
and I like you.
285
00:16:51,393 --> 00:16:52,724
All right.
286
00:16:54,196 --> 00:16:56,255
- Hey, Ritchie.
- What?
287
00:16:56,432 --> 00:17:00,869
If you're still interested,
you can have a cupcake. Heh.
288
00:17:01,036 --> 00:17:02,526
Can I have a doughnut?
289
00:17:03,639 --> 00:17:10,477
Well, but the cupcakes are homemade,
really, with love and organic eggs...
290
00:17:10,646 --> 00:17:15,709
...while the doughnuts are made with lard
by strangers in hairnets.
291
00:17:15,884 --> 00:17:17,215
[SNIFFS, CHUCKLES]
292
00:17:27,096 --> 00:17:30,293
But if you want a doughnut,
you can have one.
293
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,563
- Have two.
- Really?
294
00:17:33,736 --> 00:17:36,000
Sure. It'll be fun.
295
00:17:38,173 --> 00:17:39,936
- Can I have another one?
- Yeah.
296
00:17:40,109 --> 00:17:42,441
What the hell,
a little sugar never hurt anyone.
297
00:17:42,611 --> 00:17:43,908
[RITCHIE COUGHING]
298
00:17:44,079 --> 00:17:46,240
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
299
00:17:46,415 --> 00:17:48,975
I'm so sorry about your tummy.
300
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,745
You think
you can make it to the bathroom now?
301
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,649
What happened, pal? Are you okay?
302
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,791
- Mom made me eat four doughnuts.
- Christine.
303
00:17:57,426 --> 00:17:59,917
Come on, pal.
Let's go splash some water on your face.
304
00:18:06,368 --> 00:18:07,699
Oh. Christine.
305
00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:11,362
Hi. Uh, yeah, I was just...
Do I smell like cigarettes? It's because...
306
00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:13,804
There was this
group of guys smoking out there...
307
00:18:13,976 --> 00:18:16,103
...and I just walked through, like,
a big cloud of it.
308
00:18:16,278 --> 00:18:18,803
And now I feel like I smell...
Okay, I smoke.
309
00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:24,142
Oh, uh, that's okay.
I take cold medicine to go to sleep.
310
00:18:24,319 --> 00:18:26,446
I take sleeping pills and cold medicine.
311
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,385
Uh, are you okay?
312
00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:35,360
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, divorce sucks
and I'm a terrible mother, but I'm fine.
313
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,862
[CHUCKLES]
314
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,159
You know, it could be worse.
315
00:18:39,401 --> 00:18:41,835
My husband doesn't even show up
to these things.
316
00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:46,941
Your kid's got his dad and his uncle,
his dad's girlfriend and you.
317
00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:49,509
That's a lot of people
showing an interest.
318
00:18:49,678 --> 00:18:51,771
My kid would kill for that.
319
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:56,514
- Are you being nice to me?
- You know, mothers have to stick together.
320
00:18:56,685 --> 00:18:59,313
- What are you doing?
- Christine was smoking.
321
00:18:59,488 --> 00:19:01,581
- I was looking for you.
- Well, you found me.
322
00:19:02,357 --> 00:19:04,291
I don't like that.
323
00:19:05,961 --> 00:19:07,223
Oh.
324
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,830
Is he okay? Is he still barfing?
325
00:19:09,998 --> 00:19:11,989
Well, he stopped,
and then he started again.
326
00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:14,226
And then he stopped,
and then he started again.
327
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,268
Then he stopped, then he really started.
328
00:19:16,438 --> 00:19:18,099
- I'm not very good...
- I got it. I got it.
329
00:19:18,273 --> 00:19:20,867
Christine?
I know I shouldn't have come tonight.
330
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:23,944
I just really wanted to spend some time
with Ritchie.
331
00:19:24,112 --> 00:19:26,012
He's such a big part of Richard's life...
332
00:19:26,181 --> 00:19:28,513
...and you're such a big part
of Richard's life.
333
00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:31,050
Well, sometimes
I get a little bit jealous of you.
334
00:19:32,054 --> 00:19:34,887
- You're jealous of me?
- Yeah.
335
00:19:35,057 --> 00:19:37,457
I think that's why I'm so mean to you.
336
00:19:40,963 --> 00:19:42,590
Well...
337
00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:47,992
As long as we're being honest,
I should say...
338
00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:54,040
...I accept your apology.
339
00:19:56,144 --> 00:19:57,577
Mommy, I feel sick.
340
00:19:57,746 --> 00:19:59,907
Oh, honey, I'm coming, sweetheart.
I'm coming.
341
00:20:00,082 --> 00:20:03,415
I have to go. My kid needs his mommy.
342
00:20:03,585 --> 00:20:07,146
But you've been very nice to my son...
343
00:20:07,322 --> 00:20:11,224
...and Ritchie seems to like you very much,
so that's the important thing.
344
00:20:11,393 --> 00:20:13,861
So I guess I should say...
345
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:17,491
...I accept your apology.
346
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:26,031
Yeah, and I was trying to be fun,
but being fun isn't really my job.
347
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:30,645
My job is to take care of you.
So from now on, I'm gonna stick to that.
348
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:32,780
That doesn't mean
that we can't have fun.
349
00:20:32,948 --> 00:20:36,679
We can, just not all the time,
because there's a time for fun...
350
00:20:36,852 --> 00:20:39,446
Could you stop talking, please?
351
00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:40,747
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
352
00:20:40,923 --> 00:20:42,447
Yeah.
353
00:21:09,584 --> 00:21:11,575
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