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Stop Stop

Show me your driver's license

Sir, will a dog tag do ?

Very funny ! What do you want to do ?

Show me your license

Ah Tim, what is it with them ?

He must be after a gangster

Tomorrow, I have to mate my pig

Your pig won't take you

It might have a human head

Just like you

You are well off

You and your mother are both lost soul to make money

Ah! It's chicken feed ! let's go

I am charging you for driving without a license

I have a driver's license

Why did you run from me then ?

My friend does not have one

I feared you might arrest him

Thank you

What time do you start work ?

At nine

According to my watch it's already nine-thirty

You have a cheap watch

Don't play smart

There are 1975 people are waiting for you

This is Ward no.4 for the milder patients

The patients in isolation-ward are more violent.

They are liable of physical harm

That's why the walls are made of rubber

So they won't hurt themselves

This way, please

Honey, honey

He is a schizophrenic; his wife cheated on him

Please come over here

This patient become unstable after he attempted to suicide

He thinks he has already died

He cover himselft with a white cloth

Please come this way

Please

What are you doing ?

It's strange, listen

I can't hear a thing

I didn't hear a thing for many days

Isn't that strange ?

Take your medicine

Come on, take your medicine

It's free of charge

Any more ?

What's wrong with him ?

Stomach-ache

Last night, he dreamt he swallowed a 7lb watermelon

That's only a dream

He found his pillow disappeared

That is strange

I have never seen a thermometer with such a big bulb

This is new anal thermometer from U.S

Please

You jerk

What ? 1,2,4 and 6

I was going to bet on that

You said no.5 would win , produce an unexpected winner

I lost the double quinella too

The double quinella too ?

Rotten luck !

Doctor that was the bronchus

Why didn't you mention it earlier let's try and dew it back

They are now performing a heart transplant

Only us have this equipment in Southeast Asia

Thanks to your donations

Let's go outside

Why is the doctor making a call when performing surgery ?

This is a major operation

Our doctors have to call countries doctors to collaboration in treatment

This is the EGG room

When a patient checks into

We must check if his brain waves still normal

Let me introduce Doctor Wong

Doctor Wong; Mr. and Mrs. Chow

It's a pleasure

If you don't mind

OK Brain cells emit electrical waves every second

Each line represents a part of the brain

The third way is the optical

Let me demonstrate

Barbitone, open your eyes

Close your eyes

Opening and closing his eyes

create a big difference on the graph

Is there any reaction for no respond

Yes , all the time

Can the graph show what he is thinking ?

In theory, no but can tell a bit

Barbitone, don't think about girls

I was only thinking about my wife

According to the graph, is he normal ?

It will take very careful analysis

But it does seem fine

Then how come he is here ?

EGG shows he is normal

It means his sickness is not organic

We will then apply psychotherapy

Follow me, please

Good !

Who is this Mr. Chow ?

He started as a pig feeder

He has made it now

How did he made it ?

By selling oil

Arabian oil ?

No, Indian

Is there oil in India ?

Shows how much you know

There is much that I don't know

What's in this bottle

Sleeping pills

This dosage can kill the patients

No the patients will count them when they have sleeplessness

They will surely fall asleep after counting these pills

Nonsense

How long it will take to clean these clothes ?

A week

A week ?

Can it be sooner ?

Seven days

Seven days ?

The Lord created the world with the man in it

in only six days

It's not the same my laundry are the cleanest

But the people God created are all nuts

Do not believe we can go outside and see

You're good for nothing

You are never conscientious with your work

You've been useless for a year

This fire exting guisher hasn't been used for a year either

Why don't you throw it away ?

Ah Tim, 1975 people are waiting

in line for your job

You should know better then

What is the Heng Sang index today ?

It's still 170, Dad

It's still at 170 ?

Don't worry, the Lord will make it rise to 1700

It might even be 17000, Dad

Is everybody here ?

Yes, Dad

Then, nobody is looking after the shop ?

Yes, Dad

Don't lose 100 dollars today.

Yes, Dad

You have all come to see me die ?

Yes, Dad ... No, no ... Dad

Dad

Hurry up, I will be off-duty soon

He won't be eating these grapes ?

What the heck ?

Why is it always me ?

We can't meet here it's so unromantic

Why, it's so serene

Beside, your husband won't come here

I saw you come in alone , what were you doing ?

I've been studying acupuncture

Why do you have to do it here ?

Nobody would be a guinea pig, so I have to try it on the dead

Why do you study acupuncture ?

If I can use acupuncture to make the dead come alive

I can make a living in USA

What is so good about U.S ?

Someone says : A Japanese wife, eat Chinese food and living in US are the bests.

It's your turn

What are we going to do ?

Lie down

What are you doing ?

Sorry, it's my mistake

It's hard to say in mahjong

It's no use to explain it to you

You let someone else win the round

What is the use now ?

Look at all the frogs dancing !

Look at the mess you made

What's so funny ?

You are worse than me now

He is Chan Keung ; His wife has cheated on him

and he is sick ever since

Do you want to leave here ?

What will you do when you get out of here ?

I want to go home

What will you do when you're home ?

I want to see my wife

Why do you want to see your wife ?

I want to kick her in the bottom

Calm yourself, calm down

What does this look like ?

It's like ... a bottom

If this is a bottom what is next to it ?

A flower

What's a flower doing when next to it is an ass ?

I am gonna to kick my wife's ass

Kick her bottom ...

Keep him a litter longer

Would you rather have a bite of an apple or a 100 dollars bill ?

You don't know that a 100 dollars bill is much better than an apple ?

I do but I am sure you won't give it to me

I believe he is well

Right !

What will you do if I really give you this 100 dollars bill ?

Of course 100 dollars bill is much more delicious

He will have to say here for another 3 months to check

Right, It's done

He just checked in

What is your name ?

I have forgotten

What is your father's name ?

What's that got to do with me ?

What is this ?

My treasure

Treasure ? Who gave it to you ?

The Eunuch Ambassador Chiang Wo

He gave it to me when he retire

Why is he sent in ?

He goes around beating up women and picks up garbage things

Why do you beat up women ?

Women are most ungrateful

I have to teach them a lesson

Why are women ungrateful ?

Princess... It has been twenty years

I'd better not tell you

Who is the Princess ?

She is the pretties girl on Earth

She doesn't care for me now

Who is she to you ?

Are you the prince consort ?

Are you alright ?

He is dangerous , send him to isolation ward

Let Dr. Wong give him a EEG test

This is not my day

Lunch time

What's so funny ?

Nothing, I have brought your favourite beef's rice

You know, Shakespeare once said

If a person smilingly brings you rice with beef

Then he has a knife behind his back

Yes

Do you know who is Shakespeare ?

Isn't he a butcher ?

I don't remember

Who are you sending telegraph to ?

You know, the Princess ?

Oh yes

What do you know ?

She is the world's prettiest princess, right ?

She is the most beautiful and lovable princess

You must know her

Will you bring her something for me ?

You know the terms : sixty-forty

I take sixty; you forty

Do you know you are very humourous ?

Yes, I have known that for a long time

That's what I hate most

Take it. You rascal

Don't you have something to give people ?

No, I am sending a cable to warn a person

Is it the princess ?

No ? She is the most lovable girl in the world

I want to warn ...

The prince ?

The Emperor ?

No

The prince consort ?

The prince consort...

How is this bracelet ?

This is junk . It's worth nothing

It's quite translucent

How much does this cup worth ?

Cups ? I have broken a few dozens fighting with my wife

Do you want some ?

Save it for your wife , she will need them tonight

Where did you get all these treasures ?

What's their worth ?

This is a vase of Ming dynasty

How much does it worth ?

This gazebo is also of the Ming dynasty

Look at this bowl with the sea-dragon pattern

I have never seen so many valuable things in my life

What is their worth ?

Their worth ? It will shock you

Listen close; These are all from Kwiang Sze

The Eunuch ambassador Chiang Wo with a large number of porcelain abroad

He brought back a lot of pigment

This is why Kwiang Sze made the best China

I don't care where they're from, What's their worth ?

These two pieces would worth..

They auctioned off one of these cup in London last month

A Japanese brought it for a few hundred thousand dollars

So cool

What are you thinking ?

I will sell it to you now, 20% off

Fool. It's worth something if it's intact

It's all broken up now

Does it still worth anything ?

It isn't worth a cent

Where did you get it from ?

My grandfather left it to me

Nonsense , this is a few centuries old

How old is your grandfather ?

My father is dead I don't know how old is he.

Got a pretty good deal ?

Take this wrong-faced coin of Ming dynasty . It's worth a fortune

Are you serious ?

The Queen's portrait on a Ming's dynasty coin. That's how it is wrong-faced

Take it

A bowl of wonton , give him 'won' too

What is a 'won' ?

Soup only

Don't be smart. I'll report you

You took patient's property and you will be fired

I will quit, who cares ?

There's more. I will tell them that the patient dead after you do something with them

You pull all his golden teeth off then you really in trouble !

What do you want ?

You know I am not getting off with too much

But your grand-dad did

Salted duck eggs ?

What your 500 years old granddad has in his bag will be enough

to last us a life time

You got it ?

I got it

Sixty-forty

Fifty-fifty ?

I had a dream last night , ask me what it was ?

What was it ?

I dreamt that I was awake

After I woke up , guess what I found

What did you find ?

I found that I was still dreaming

Ask me what did I dream about ?

What did you dream about ?

I dreamt that I was dancing

You better sit down

The cha-cha is out of date, now it is kungfu fighting

You better lie down

Shall I give him an anesthetics, Doctor ?

What are you looking for ?

I have lost my contact lenses, have you seen them ?

They are almost invisible

Myopia is a drag

Why don't you eat fish ?

Can eating fish cure myopia ?

Have you ever seen a cat wearing glasses

Ah Tim

What's the matter ?

Are my clothes cleaned ?

I could not wash them yesterday, How can I wash it ?

Why can't you wash them on Sunday ?

Even your God has to have a break on Sunday

This way you will always be an attendant

Don't you expect to get promoted

Doctor Wong, after a man dies,

does his brain still function ?

It depends on the way he die

After the heart stops beating his respiratory system stops

His brain cells will still be active for a period

Then a person's brain will still be working for a period

The brain cells can work for a short time

After he dies

can he hear the mourning of his family ?

It's possible, but his body can make no responde

Would you like to see some more ?

Your grandfather is strange collecting all this junk

But they are all from the Ming dynasty

If they are all in good shape they will be worth millions

It's like missing by a number in the lottery

It's strange what you have are all Mings

But they are all broken

Didn't him love money or so dumb to break them for fun

I think

How do you know the person has his brain damaged ?

How ?

By thinking too much

Are these the two ?

Yeah

Didn't that taste good ?

It's a bit flat

Darn, have you checked his records ?

I did, nothing

It only says he is psychotic and a woman-hitter

He keeps saying he is the Eunuch ambassador

He also keeps sending telegraph to the princess

He loves talking about the princess

But he starts hitting people when talking about prince consort

Who are the princess and prince consort ?

We must check him out

His goods worth at least several millions

We won't have to face these nutter everyday

We can buy a villa in Spain

We will better off than Hunt

- Certainly; Yes

What do you want to get ?

A plane

This plane costs $1000. Want it ?

Yes

This one still has problems

What do you do with a plane ?

I will fly

Who told you this plane can fly ?

The Ultraman

Do you know there is no Ultraman ?

Who is calling me ?

What is this ? Training how to use money ?

I don't know who is really crazy

If we don't train them how to use money

they won't be able to adapt with the society in the future

If you give them money, they'll know how to spend it

Shut up, Ah Tim

I've told yoy there are 1975 people has been... has been waiting for your job

Chiang Wo, come here

They need you overthere; What do you want to buy ?

I have 40 bucks I want to buy this stone

What do you want this stone for ?

I'll keep it

Keeping stones ? You'd better to keep your money.

It's the same if you keep your money and not spend it ?

That's true

I've heard you have a nice collection of stones, right ?

Where is it ? Will you show me ?

What is this ? Q & A ?

Yes, we are playing Q&A right ?

I used to play it with the Princess

How shall we play ?

Let's aske each other a question

Whoever can't answer loses 40$

That's not fair

I will give you $80 if I can't answer the question

And if you can't answer you only give me $40 ?

OK

I will start. Where does eunuch ambassador found those antique things ?

Do you know where they are ?

I don't know

You've lost $80

It's my turn. Do you know where they are ?

No, I lose back $40 to you

Do you like money ?

Of course I do

I know a place where there's a lot of money

Where ?

First, you go up the Lion Rock

Then come down from the other side

You'll find a hole, get into it

You'll go down a valley

You'll find another hole, get into it

And then climbed very high cascade

You have to climb to the top

When you reach the top you will find a hole, go inside

Don't go into wrong hole

After you come out cross the road

Walk ten steps

Look up and you are in the place has a lot of money

This guy is correct

Yeah

Do we have to train them how to dance ?

If we don't train them how to dance

how can they socialize with other when they are healthy ?

I've never had it so good here

Do you expect going dancing on $200 a month ?

Did you cable the princess today ?

Sure I did

What's up ?

It's very important

Is the princess your wife ?

Why did you hit him ?

Have you ever read The Return of the Condor Heroes ?

No

That's called 'Dragon flies in the sky'

I taught the princess that too

Where did you teach her that ?

At the Seaside Hotel

Seaside Hotel ?

That's none of your business

Do you want another punch ?

What's the matter ? What's the matter ?

Get him to a hospital, quick

This is a hospital, silly girl

What's the word ?

Some good news, some bad news

What is the good news ?

The good news is no news

What is the bad news ?

He died of a heart-attack

There goes our Spanish villa

Unless he can talk from the dead

Unless he can talk from the dead ?

What are you thinking ?

I am thinking what you are thinking What are you thinking ?

I'm thinking if you are thinking what we are thinking. What are you thinking ?

I am thinking if you are thinking if I am thinking what you think

This is getting complicated !

He's asleep on the bed

He says no money no talk

Hey, you; Here is twenty for your magic sword

With money, even God can asleep with you

Calling a spirit is easy

May the Emperor of Death bless you peace

What do you want to talk now ?

Ask him what to bed on the quartet

He doesn't care about the races

But you can try 1,3,6,8

Got that ? 1,3,6,8

The Emperor of Death needs to buy rice

Don't you dare move

May I borrow your magic sword ?

Will the various demons lead the way ?

The Dragon of the Eastern Sea

Please call the ghost

He is still asleep and he says no money no talk

Master...

What are you doing here ?

And you ? What are you doing here ?

I have come to do research

So am I

What is your research ?

I want to summon his spirit

Maybe he will say where he has hidden the antiques

Even so you won't be able to hear what you have said

I have a tape-recorder

How can you believe in these superstitious things ?

Hurry to help me try acupuncture

How do you know if it impossible or not ?

My mother raised me with this, watch me

You and ghosts and monsters open the way

With money, even God can asleep with you

No money, no talk ?

Ten dollars

That guy wanted twenty

Twenty dollars

Who are you ?

I am not yet possessed How do I know ?

Don't fool around

Come help me out. Take this

Acupuncture is using the needle to link the vein and nerves

This is the Tinchuan point, this is the Tinfu

Can this revive the dead ?

According to the book he can at least speak for a while

A few minutes is good enough

This is the Chingning point

Are you alright ?

Can this work ?

Wait and see

What are you doing ?

I am dead Where else I could sleep ?

Did Dr. Wong sign your death certificate ?

No

You can't die without a death certification, go back to your bed

I'll drop the book this time Let me try

Let me needle the last point

Hold it

This is the Hopai point

There goes Spanish villa

Yeah

Dr. Wong, after a man dies

does his brain still function ?

That depends on how he dies

After the heart stop beating, his respiratory system stops

His brain cells will still be active for a short while

Then a person's brain will still be working after he dies

The brain cells can work for a short time

After he dies

can he hear the mourning of his family ?

Even thought his heart has been stopped

His brain might still be working

Let us give him an EGG test

Will it work ?

It's worth a try

There's response from him

He's only half-dead This is awesome machine

It's not the machine, it's my genius

Took me too long to find out I am really a genius

What is this line, genius ?

That means part of his brain is still active

Good, what is he thinking about ?

How would I know ?

Then how could we find out where the antiques are ?

Chiang Wo, I know you can hear us,

we want to help you

Don't you have something to tell us ?

You have to cooperate with us

Or we will help the prince marry your princess

The mentioning of the princess makes him happy

And he is mad at the prince consort

Now let me ask you

Think about the princess for yes, the prince consort for no

Let's see. Am I a man ?

He says no

Damn. He still plays trick

It's hard to say. You're a sissy

Do I look like a woman ?

No, women look like you

Do you have a large collection of antiques ?

He says no

Do you have anything to say to the princess ?

Will you tell us ?

If we find the princess will you tell her then ?

He said yes, but we have to find the princess back

Didn't he mentioned the Seaside Hotel ?

But the Seaside Hotel is a big hotel

We'll disguise as tourists and ask around ?

How can we look like tourists ?

Put on your grandfather's suit, and cameras

How about playing mah-jong after work tonight ?

No, I have been losing two nights in a row

A Japanese came over the other night,

rang the bell and asked me if I have seen his wife

That gave me bad luck

Another Japanese came over again last night, rang the bell

He asked me if I had seen her girl friend, I lost again

Tonight...

What do you want ?

Excuse me, do you have any princess here ?

Darn ! Another Japanese is asking for a princess ?

I am not playing tonight

This is a hotel, not a palace

There is no princess here

Calm down He is a Chinese

Chinese ? We don't have any princess here

You ask around there, we will meet at the pool

Please check if there's a princess registered here

Rules has forbidden us to provide guest information

Rules are made to be broken

But morally, I can't do it

That depends on whose morals

An Arabian prince and princess are vacationing here

He will be meeting Kissinger in next few days

He is not seeing anybody You must be a reporter

I did not say it, it's 106

There are two monsters inside the toilet

What monsters ?

I mean we can't use the spoon to drink

Use straws

He says use straws

What to eat ?

Do you have pork with rice ?

We don't serve that here

I have something to ask you

Do you know the princess ?

Sure, I know everyone around here

Yeah ! Can you introduce her to me ?

Sure, It'll cost you

That's not a problem

I'll take 20%

No problem

I will serve you steamed frog legs to eat with her

Beat it

Thank you

You must remember my staying here is to be kept of secret

Don't let any reporters come in

I hate to be bothered by French and Japanese men

Right ?

Right

No, I hate to be bothered by the American most

I can raise the oil price higher

or decrease it as I please

It's like up-and-down of tango dance

I have the lead. Right ?

No

Right

See who that is ?

Is the princess here ?

Are you a reporter ?

Yes, yes

Don't force it if she does not like it, you dirty schmuck

You better take it easy on eating frog's legs

What, you are the princess ?

I can play the princess or the prince

But I like playing the princess

Do you know a breaded , old man in his fifties ?

I don't fancy old men

I am crazy about young men like you

You can have the rest of the dish, I am gone now

Today's lecture is over We'll be at sea tomorrow

Remember, each oxygen tank lasts only for an hour

I'll tell you when to switch on the preserved tank

It'll last fifteen minutes

So we'll have enough time on board

What if the switch is busted, Miss ?

What do we do when ?

That seldom happens Only two were drowned this year

What is this ?

The one was drowned yesterday

Remember, we can only use hand signals underwater

According to the international, this hand signal is OK

This is "NO"

This is "COLD"

This is "HELP"

This means "GO UP"

Does this mean hungry ?

That is cursing

I am sorry

Why use tongs ? The hands will do

We are very sanity here

You can't use hands to pick up things

What happens when you go to the toilet ?

See this string inside my pants

I just unbutton my pants and pull the string

You see, no hands ?

How do you put it back after you have done ?

I use these tongs

What happened to your glasses ?

I went to the wrong door

Any news ?

No

All dead ends

You are good for nothing

What then ? Run around the streets and yelling princess , right ?

I am hungry, I will eat these dish

Why is this lemon water so flat ?

Why isn't there any sugar ?

This lemon water is for washing hand

Why didn't you say that earlier ?

You didn't give me any time

Why were you yelling princess ?

Are you the princess ?

Chiang Princess is my nickname

How do you know, only my father calls me that

Please sit down

Does your father breaded and in his fifty ?

Right. Do you know him ?

He disappeared last week and haven't come back

Hold it I will tell you later

Will you tell me what does your father do ?

He used to be a telegrapher

He is very interested in diving

He gives diving lesson to the tourists in this hotel

I am his assistant

Why did he become insanity ?

I don't know you, why I am telling you all this ?

If you don't tell us , we won't talk

That will do nobody any good

Ever since my mom died, my father did not remarry

I don't know why; He didn't want me to date any boys

He was against my plan although I love him so much

He says I only love the prince consort and not my papa

He seemed a bit unbalanced

We've been quarreling for a several months

Last week, he left home after he has slapped me and he has not come back since

This is the first time he hit me

Have you seen him ?

Your papa is in hospital now

He has already very disturbed

A pack of Winston took an hour to bring

Did you go to the US to get it ?

Only 30 minutes ? I am sorry, this is not your

They have been waiting for 3 hours

Papa

I have brought the princess here, talk to her

Let me start, think of the princess for yes, for no think of prince consort

Let do a test; Think of the princess

No response , is he totally dead ?

No

Papa, tell me what is it ?

Good. Instant response

Mr. Chiang, you have to co-operate

We don't know what are you thinking now.

Now try to think about the princess

and now the prince consort

He don't listen to your orders, what to do now ?

Miss Chiang, the EEG is transmitting like a telegraph

You've said your father worked as a telegrapher on ships

Before he died, he kept saving he was

Did he send cables to you before ?

Yes, he taught me when I was very young

He even sent me cables when he went diving

This sound like the Morse code

Could he sending cable using his brain ?

It's possible , give me a piece of paper

What did he said ?

He asks me to forgive him

I will forgive you, Papa

There is no more hope for Spanish villa

There is no need to crying

Don't cry, let me tell you a joke

Yesterday, my neighborhood stole my fish

But he was being caught and asked

Are you planning to steal my fish ?

He said no. He was only trying to throw worm for fish

Isn't it funny ?

Your father must have left you a lot

I guess you don't have to use them

He left me nothing, we lived in the hotel dorm

He left some diving gear and a boat

A boat ?

If you have time I will take you out on it

How about tomorrow ?

There is nothing here

Yeah

Did you father have any hobbies, like rearing birds ?

No

Collecting antiques ?

No ?

Didn't he has bored ?

He only liked diving

He went diving alone during the off-season

He dived a lot last month

Why did he go there ?

He said there is a wreck under the boat

Did he salvage anything for this ship ?

Why didn't you go with him ?

I am not interested

I don't know how to swim

You'll just have to risk your life

Do you still want your Spanish villa ?

Shakespeare said : Better than nothing

That butcher sure has a big mouth

What good is a Spanish villa like ?

It won't be that easy Only a few people drown every year

What if I become one of them ?

Why aren't you the one that won the lottery ?

Let's try our luck

These googles are for the kids, take these

I like these

Are they the two ?

Right

Only Sài Gòn and Cambodia have this kind of fish

Why did you throw it away ?

Give it a break, it has swam a long way

That is yours, this is mine

With the ones down there, it will cost at least 10 millions

Yeah

Sure. This is mine

How can you take the big ones and left the small ones to me ?

Antiques are like women

Smaller is better

No. I like fat women

What the heck ?

CID, go to the downtown station with me

What have we done ?

The city's 50 miles radius covers sea and land

All these belong to the goverment

We don't know this is illegal

That's alright

A thief doesn't know it's illegal to steal

He only knows when he go to jail

We're not stealing; We're only counting them

It's alright if I count the money in your pocket ?

We're doing this for the goverment

Can't we keep some ?

If nobody claims them in ten days

you can get half of it

These were drowned 500 years ago

Who could claim them ?

Then you'll probably get half

There'll be a few million dollars

When can we collect our share ?

It'll probably very soon

Good morning

Lee, you are always late recently

Did you win the quartet ?

That's not the only way to get rich

I've been in a bad mood

You are not concentrating on your work

You better watch it

Doctor, he kissed me, he's sick

He's not sick. He is a sex-maniac

You'll be fired at the end of the month

No problem

I'll have time to see bullfighting in Spain

Is everything settled ?

Which one ?

Chief, the armourer has something special to show you

Have a seat

What new gadget do you want to introduce me ?

I've invented a camera

It can spray black ink

a robber can't wash it off for a year

You pushed the wrong button, chief

That one sprays backwards

Ah Fei, you've been here for 5 years

Have you done one right thing ?

Yeah, I invented a bullet-proff vest

That is use for machine gun

You can try for yourself

Did he say it anti machine-gun bullet ?

He didn't say it's pistol-proof

Bury him. Died in the line of duty

Go raid this gambling house

I'll bet the double Q for four

Which do you want me to do first ?

What do you think ?

The raid can wait, but not the quartet

I'll lay the bet first

Of course. Hurry up

Chief

Have a seat

This is not the United Kingdom

Homosexuality is illegal here

Do you understand ?

It should be the third file

Bring the three antique sellers here

Are they the two ?

Yes

No. It's a bearded guy

What is it, chief ?

Sometimes ago, a bearded man

who brought a bunch of broken Ming vasesto sell

He said he'd found it on a wrecked ship

He said he could fish them out for the shops

They believed him

They bought the load in cheap

Later, they found out the antiques are fake

The bearded guy has threw them to the sea

The only genuine ones is he got his antique shop

I've been tailed you for a long time

At first, I thought you were his partners

Now it seems, you're only day-dreamers

I have to take your statement

What about our reward ?

The queen may decorate you on her next visit

Doctor, you said yesterday that I'd be fired

You're only joking me, right ?

Joking? Why aren't you watching bull-fights in Spain

I mean I would have to become a cowboy if I got fired

You better go buy a pair of jeans

The whole world has gone nuts

Calm down, Ah Tim , forgot about the princess and the prince consort

Prince consort, what are you saying ?