All language subtitles for The Villains of Valley View s02e16 A Tale of Two Havocs

He's a polar bear.

Well, it's better than what you watch. I
never get to watch anything because

you're always talking about... What just
happened? It's

pretty neat. I designed it to shoot an
invisible laser that temporarily

people. I call it the silencer.

Your talent for naming things truly
knows no bounds.

Sorry, kids. Can't hear you.

Oh, this is every parent's dream.

I want a new dad!

Attention, everyone. I think Amy has
something she wants to tell us.

Okay, fine. You got me. I put glue in
your shoes.

What?

Oh. Guess you haven't tried to take
those off yet.

I just came across a very interesting
video online.

Have you been sneaking off to
Centropolis to be a villain?

No. Oh, come on, Amy. Do you really
expect us to believe some other girl is

running around in a Havoc suit claiming
to be you?

Yes. Look, I don't know what's going on,
but I think someone's trying to steal

my identity.

Is it really stealing if nobody wants
it?

So crazy.

There's actually someone out there
pretending to be me.

What, so I can't be Havoc with some
rando can?

Yeah, I'm not buying it. This girl's too
upbeat.

You're more of a downer who complains
about everyone and everything.

Well, you know, I've got to do something
to balance all this out.

Wait, do you think it's that villain,
Shadow?

I mean, she did transform into you when
she tried to destroy us.

Nah, that's impossible.

Darling and I blasted her into the
ozone.

Yeah. Sometimes I look up at the stars
and I swear I can still see her going.

Yeah, I call her Amy's Comet.

I don't get it. I'm the chosen one. Why
would this person imitate you when

they'd look so much cooler imitating me?

Oh, probably because they want to take a
shortcut to fame and not the long road

to obscurity.

I mean, why not copy me? I was at the
top of the Villain 100.

What's that?

It's a list that ranks the most
notorious villains.

And I wouldn't say you were at the top.
I was top ten.

I don't even want to know what you did
to get ranked that high.

No, you do not.

Anyway, this imposter's had their fun. I
better go stop them in Centropolis

tonight before they tarnish my name.

But my Save the Bees auction is tonight.

I'm raising money to create new meadows
for the bees to forage in.

Oh, well, that's way more important.
I'll just wait till tomorrow.

Really? Thanks, Amy.

Wait, you're being sarcastic, aren't
you?

Yes. Yes, I am.

If you're going, then I'm going, too.
You're my sister, and I want to give

sketchy imposter a piece of my mind. Are
you just saying that to get out of

going to my auction?

Yes. Yes, I am.

She's coming!

Why?

Hello?

Mr. and Mrs. Madden?

They're home.

I can smell their fear.

Hey, Hartley. Hey, Celia.

Why are the lights off?

I don't know.

You see, Jake, this is why we lock your
bedroom door from the outside.

Seriously? Now you're all trying to get
out of going to my Save the Bees

auction? Sorry, Holly, but what have
those bees ever done for us? They make

honey that you put in your tea every
day.

Oh, that's lovely.

Still not going?

Oh, you're going to support my grandbaby
and the bees.

Until one of those suckers stings me,
then there'll be even more endangerment.

Come on. I could really use the support.

Jake would be there. That's right. I
finally get to be an auctioneer. They

command so much power with that gavel in
their hand. Going once, going twice,

I'm going to the kitchen.

You better know what he's doing. There's
lots of expensive items to bid on. I

got my eye on the trip to Hawaii.

There's a trip to Hawaii.

Not for you.

We'll come to the auction.

Oh, great.

I'm buzzing with excitement.

Get it?

Yeah, I got it.

Eva, why would you want to waste our
night at that awful auction?

Because we have the silencer device.

So we can bid low, silence everyone
else, and then we'll get all the prizes,

including Hawaii.

You're a genius.

Thank you. No, I was talking to myself
for inventing that amazing device.

We've looked everywhere.

Why is it so hard to find this wannabe
Havoc?

Yeah, who would have thought searching
an entire city to find one random person

would be so difficult?

Look, it's her.

Ah, told you it would be easy.

Hey, Havoc heads.

It's your favorite supervillain, Havoc.
Come and join me on this live heist as I

bust into this bank.

And let me know in the comments how much
you want me to steal.

Okay. First of all, I have never been
that excited about anything.

And what kind of villain announces what
they're going to do before they do it?

Amateur. What's next? You going to try
and pick that lock? Good thing I brought

my lock pick.

Just one more minute?

Maybe I can help.

No, keep going. I want to see what I do
next.

Wow.

You're Havoc.

Yeah? I think the real question is, who
are you? Your biggest fan.

My name's Ellie.

Well, hello, Ellie.

So this is really happening? You're the
real Havoc? And we're both breathing the

same smoggy Centropolis air?

Yep, just two sets of lungs burning as
one.

I look smoggier, too.

Oh, yeah, that burns.

Wait, how do I know this whole obsessed
fan thing isn't just some elaborate

trap? I have posters of you all over my
room. I wear red every day just to be

like you. I even cropped you into all of
our family photos.

Welcome to your wildest dream.

No! Okay, wake up!

I don't get it. If you're just a Havoc
fan, why are you making videos saying

are her?

Hello.

Wildest dream.

After you disappeared, everyone in
Centropolis said that your villain days

over. Your ranking on the villain 100
list even took a hit. I mean, yeah,

everyone dips now and then, but I'm
still top 10, right?

12?

17 -ish?

99. What?

How did I drop so low?

Because right before you disappeared,
you said you were going to do the most

villainous thing of all time, extinguish
the beacon light on top of Superhero

Tower. But you never did.

I thought villains don't announce what
they're going to do before they do it.

Well, yeah, except for when they want to
look really cool.

Everyone started calling you weak and
said that your villain days are over,

which is why you're only beating one
other villain on the list, some dude

named... Flash form.

I made the list.

I made the list.

I'm Flash form. Bit of an up -and
-comer.

Can you move? You're blocking my view of
having.

Aw, she's fun.

I say we keep her.

Anyways, I had to do something to keep
your legend alive, so I started making

these imposter videos.

Look, I really appreciate you having my
back, but I didn't quit.

You know, I had just been on a...

Secret, long -term, villain mission.

I can't tell you what, but let's just
say, Beyonce might be one of us now.

Well, now that you've met the object of
your weird obsession and there's clearly

no phone number coming my way, we're
gonna bounce.

Wait. Look, I can't leave.

When I chose to stay in Valley View, I
left Havoc behind.

Now people have completely forgotten
about me. I had no idea how badly my

reputation was suffering.

There's nothing you can do.

Actually, there is.

I'm going to do exactly what I said I
was going to do before I left.

Take a good look at that light on top of
Superhero Tower.

Because once I extinguish that flame on
livestream, Havoc's name will be in the

spotlight forever.

Can anyone else feel their retinas
burning?

Yeah, seriously.

Between the smog and the blinding light,
how is anyone in this city still alive?

Oh, dear.

It's worse than I thought. You've
dressed the part.

Betty bought her, bought some butter.
Betty bought her, bought some butter.

Betty bought her, bought some butter.

Practicing my auction voice.

Any chance we'll be auctioning off
butter?

Okay, to win an item, the bidders have
to raise their paddles and say their

So once you start the bidding... I'll
silence the competition.

Done and done.

Itty -bitty bidders, time to send Mama
to Honolulu.

Okay, Grandma, I'm glad you're excited,
but everyone deserves a chance.

Please win. I really need a break from
this dust bowl of a town.

I wouldn't pack your bags just yet,
Celia. We need that vacation more than

Mostly because of you.

Good luck.

Everything I own, I won at an auction,
including my teeth.

Hey, everyone, take your seats. The
auction is about to begin.

First up, we have a hockey stick signed
by Dustin Brown.

Can I get an opening bid?

I don't know who that is, but a blunt
object is a blunt object.

I'll bid... I heard a fifth needed a
team.

I bid $15 .01.

Actually, what a bee's going to do with
a penny. Just the 15.

Sorry, Celia, you have to say your bid
out loud. Rules are rules.

Do you not see this gavel? I'm basically
a judge.

Out of order!

Going once, going twice.

Sold to the person who called hockey the
sport with a flat ball.

Wow, I'm really good at auctions.

Okay, now for the big prize. a week
-long trip to Hawaii.

$15. Do I hear $20?

We can't hear you.

It's our last item.

Isn't anyone going to bid more than $15
for a week -long trip to Hawaii?

That's like $2 per life -changing
sunset.

I told you, you have to say your bids
out loud.

Going once, twice.

Sold to the lady who definitely won't be
taking me to Hawaii.

Come on, let's grab our stuff and get
out of here.

We barely raised any money, and your
mom's won every item.

Does that seem weird to you? A little
bit, but the auctioneering is flawless,

I don't know what to tell you.

Now that the auction's over, we should
probably unmute everyone.

Even Celia?

Yeah.

I hope you pasty punks slip off a
volcano, fall into the ocean, and become

shark snack.

Now I kind of wish I heard the rest of
it.

Something weird's going on. I was
betting, but nothing came out. Oh,

shame. We'll bring you a puka shell
necklace from the airport.

Hardly. I have a bag full of cash and a
spirit that can't be broken. I am not

leaving here until I win some.

Stupid thing. We do.

$50. Why do you want it? No reason.

$100.

$200. $300. Stop. You're going too fast.

I haven't done my auction guy thing yet.

Grandma, that's a lot of money.

It'll be fine.

I'll just raise their rent.

I don't know what that thing is, but I
need it.

How about a demonstration?

It'd be worth this thing anyway. No,
Jay, don't!

Twice.

Okay, now they're not saying their bids.
Don't know what that's all about, but

sold, Celia.

The only thing that beats a Hawaiian
vacation is watching you two suffer.

Aloha!

Okay, I told everyone on my socials that
you'd be going live tonight to darken

the superhero beacon. This is so great.
It's like having a personal assistant

who worships me.

I can't believe I'm part of an actual
villain mission with Havok and

Flashform. It's Flashform.

Hey, don't make this about you,
Flashlight.

Look, your plan sounds great, but
Superhero Tower is 100 stories high.

you're pretty amazing, but light isn't
one of the 34 variations of your sonic

power.

Did I mention I also edit your wiki?

Really? Well then, here's a little
update for you. Since I've been gone,

figured out how to use my sonic powers
to propel me into the sky.

No way!

Just when I thought you couldn't get any
better!

I did!

Okay, but you've barely even used that
power. And you've never gone that high.

Spoken like a true 100 on the villain
list.

Havoc is the best villain that ever
lived. If she says she knows what she's

doing, she knows what she's doing. Thank
you, fake me.

Look, I can use my power to go as high
as I want and I'll prove it.

Havoc, look out for that fire escape.

Are you okay?

Yeah, of course, I'm fine.

I can also have one of you please stop
talking at the same time.

What are we going to do?

The live stream starts in ten minutes
and thousands... of people are tuning in

to see you finally darken Superhero
Tower.

Don't worry.

I'm ready.

To lie down. I am ready to lie down.

Ellie, cancel the live stream. No.

My reputation is already bad enough. If
I cancel now, everyone will know I'm

weak. We have to make this live stream
happen.

Wait, I got it.

Remember when Mom and Dad used the zip
line from building to building to get in

and out of heists?

Yeah, of course.

They almost got caught because Dad kept
yelling, Whee!

Well, I can turn invisible and run a
cable to the top of Superhero Tower.

Then I'll shapeshift into you, zipline
over to destroy the beacon, then I'll

zipline back while Ellie films the whole
thing. No way.

It's too dangerous. Mom and Dad will
never forgive me if you fall.

Then I'll do it.

What? If there's one thing I've learned
from being Havoc's number one fan, it's

to never be afraid.

You should be.

I mean, the zip line's going to be
really high.

I'll be fine.

I've looked up to you my entire life.

I'm not turning my back on you now.

Let's do this.

That was beautiful.

Your unhealthy obsession with me is so
inspiring.

This auction was a total bust.

We only made enough money to save eight
bees. Save eight bees till I hear nine.

Sorry, reflex.

What kind of projector doesn't project
anything?

Maybe I can crack it open and strip it
for parts.

I hate how much I love you.

I was going to say the same.

Celia, we really want that projector.

And the more you say you want it, the
more I want to be buried with it.

I'm going to the powder room.

Taking this with me.

of one of your father's devices.

Wait, that wasn't a projector.

They're going to strip me of my gavel.

You're not a judge.

We used it to silence everyone so we
could win all the prizes for cheap.

I knew something was off.

I can't believe you ruined my charitable
fundraiser. And just when I thought you

all couldn't stoop lower, the floor
drops out.

Can we focus on what's important?

A villain device is in Celia's hands.

I'll handle this.

Celia, we need the projector back.

Well, you're not getting it.

You heard the lady. This deal's done.

Although, some time on the beaches of
Hawaii might change my mind.

Okay, fine. You can have it. And all the
other prizes.

What? Never. I'm not gonna...

They're all yours, Dad.

Thank you.

And I will need a ride to the airport.

Okay, the zip line's connected from this
rooftop to Superhero Tower.

I had to turn invisible and super speed
up 200 -plus stairs. No one cares.

You're still 100.

Okay, Ellie, this is your moment. You
should zip line across, destroy the

using this sonic blast, then zip line
back.

Wait, there's a sonic blast in here?

Not anymore.

Good thing I made a few.

Hurry. The live shooting's about to
start.

You ready?

Yeah, of course.

Wow, we're up high.

Why couldn't the superheroes put their
beacon on the second floor?

You sure she can do this? She looks
pretty scared.

No, I'm not. I'll be fine.

Look, you don't have to do this.

Yeah, I do.

You're my idol, and you need my help.

I can't let you down.

Ellie, wait.

Look, I'm the one letting you down.

You were just trying to clear my name,
and all I've done is put you in danger

for my own selfish reasons.

We don't have a choice.

The live stream starts in ten seconds.

Then I guess my reputation will just
have to take the hit because I can't let

you do this.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm sure.

It's all right. I got an idea.

Yo, Flash from here.

And I know you were tuning in to see
Havoc knock out the superhero's beacon

light, but instead, I'm going to do it
to show you how she taught me to be the

baddest new villain around.

That's right. I taught him everything he
knows, which means I'm still amazing.

Probably more amazing, actually.

Uh, guys, I think the superheroes might
have been watching.

They just cut down the other end of the
zip line.

Uh -oh.

And that's why you don't tell people
what you're going to do before you do

Now they're flying this way.

Sorry, technical difficulties. Remember
the name, Flashform.

Okay, we lost them.

They got blinded by their own beacon.
They should really rethink that thing.

You know, Havoc, even though we didn't
get to complete our mission, I still got

to hang out with my favorite villain.

This was the best night ever.

Yeah, I guess it was pretty good.

Except for the part where I ate that
fire escape.

But you know something?

I would rather have one awesome fan like
you than be at the top of some dumb

list. And I'd rather have one awesome
idol like you than fall to the bottom of

some dumb building.

And just so you know, I'm not going to
make any more Havoc videos.

As long as you promise that you'll come
back one day to shut down the haters

yourself. You can count on it.

Wait.

You hug now?

Please don't put that on the wiki.

Yes! I just jumped to 99 on the villain
100 list.

Really? Well, then that means I moved
up, too.

Actually, you dropped to 100.

I'm higher than you now. What?

I thought you said that list was dumb.

No, Ellie.

If you were really my fan, you'd know I
can turn on a dime.

I can't believe you ruined my auction.

Only did you deprive people from winning
prizes? You deprived the bees.

You seem extra angry.

Celia's not taking you to Hawaii, is
she? No! She's taking your boyfriend,

Robert!

Did you guys know Amy was attempting to
knock out the superhero beacon in

Centropolis on a live stream tonight?

No! Well, you do now.

I thought we were just going to
Centropolis to look for your imposter.

this I hear about a beacon in a live
stream?

I don't want to talk about it.

I do.

99, baby!

Why is there a beehive on our front
porch?

Oh, since you prevented me from raising
enough money to clear a meadow, the bees

live here now.

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Never mess with me.

Where is my backpack?

Oh, there it is.

Don't move.

I can't believe you dared to return to
Centropolis.

No, I don't know.

You're not Havoc.

the live stream where is she she's gone
well

you better not tell her you saw me
because when i do come

face to face with her she's in for a big
surprise