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I can't believe it. My favorite villain band, Cruddy Lip, is reuniting to play

one final show tomorrow night in Centropolis, and I got a ticket. Wow.

yourself in a sea full of 3 ,000 angry people. What could possibly go wrong?

Amy, tomorrow's Halloween. We promised your mom we'd help her with her monster

mash party at the Roundup.

I'm gonna put fake eyeballs in the enchiladas.

Amy. No, you're not. I need this party to go off without a hitch so I can

impress my manager.

Fine. One eyeball.

I know I said I would help, but this is the last time I'll ever see Cruddy Lip

perform. Hold up. So she gets to go to a concert while I pretend to help Mom.

I mean, to actually help Mom.

I'm with Colby. It's my one day off from the roundup, and I'm spending it at the

roundup.

Oh, who am I kidding? I was going to spend it there anyway.

The point is, we should be doing this as a family.

So you can all cover for me when I sneak out the back door.

Look, I know the concert means a lot to Amy.

Far more than her poor mother, who's under a lot of pressure and could really

use the support.

Aw, thanks, Mom. I knew you'd get it.

Well, uh, I can help at Amy's place.

After all, I do know a thing or two about party planning. Oh, kind of

you were already helping, but okay.

You're gonna be super picky and make everyone's life miserable, aren't you?

Well, there's gotta be something in it for me.

Party starts in ten minutes. Jake, the baths are crooked.

Colby, wake up!

And Mr. Madden, stop carving not -so -family -friendly things into our family

-friendly pumpkin.

old records oh yeah i saw one of those in my history book wait didn't you old

people used to put money in it to listen to music and take a break from your

silent movies liked you better when you were asleep this place used

to be an old diner called bubba's legend has it that every halloween patrons

would mysteriously go missing and everyone thinks the jukebox has

do with it that's the most ridiculous thing i ever heard

I wonder if it even works.

Uh -oh, Montertown. Uh -oh, Montertown. Uh -oh, Montertown. Montertown?

Never heard of it.

Let me try another one.

Uh -oh, Monter... Uh -oh, Monter... Uh -oh, Montertown.

Uh -oh, Montertown. Well, I don't know if it's haunted, but it certainly works

as a torture device.

Have any of you seen my Credit Love concert ticket? It was on the kitchen

and now it's gone.

I haven't seen it since I used it as a coaster for my coffee.

You used my ticket as a coaster?

Yeah, right after Kobe picked his teeth with it.

You what?

We've been over this. You leave something laying around, I'm going to

a toothpick.

Hey, don't worry. I gave it to Jake to keep safely in his pocket.

Right after I used it to pick my teeth.

Okay, Jake, just give it to me. The rest of you call a dentist.

Sure. I would have given it to you earlier, but I had to throw my jeans in

wash.

Yay, found your ticket.

You all did this on purpose so I would have to stay and help at this stupid

Halloween party. Amy, I can assure you none of us are trying to ruin your

concert. Well, you did.

You know what? Sometimes I wish you would just all stay out of my life.

They probably just got freaked out by whatever just happened and ran off to

hide. Look, I'll call my dad.

It's not working.

Neither is our group chat.

Okay, let's go find them.

Oh, wait!

Why am I not in the group chat?

Because then we wouldn't be able to make fun of you.

My guess is stuck in a spider web.

Good evening.

Relax,

it's just Jake. I see you found a frightening accent to match your

You're trespassing on monster property.

Strangers.

Colby? Okay, this is freaking me out. Oh, come on. Are you really going to let

prank by my brothers rattle you?

We are not your brothers.

Sure you're not.

Now here's my prank, knocking you both on your butts with my sonic scream.

Wait, my power's not working.

Be gone from here!

They're really monsters!

I can't believe Jake's a rat with wings.

I mean, it's how I often picture him, but still, it's weird to see.

You're the good witch?

That's a wrap on Amy.

Welcome to Monster Town.

Wait.

Monster Town?

That's right. Not to be confused with Monster City. That place is a dump.

I see you've already met Vampire and Mummy.

Good evening.

Again.

Is this going to be long? I have a dentist appointment.

Getting my fangs whitened.

Well, good for you.

Could you excuse us?

Amy, it all makes sense.

When you said you wished your family would stay out of your life, the haunted

jukebox granted your wish. That's why they don't know you and my grandma

know me.

And that all makes sense to you.

Once your tongue was playing on the jukebox.

And now we're in the real monster town.

I got sucked in with you because I was holding your hand.

Like I always say, nothing good comes from human contact.

So how do we get back to Valley View?

There's only one way.

Please don't say public transportation. I'm so not in the mood to deal with bus

people.

Bring me the two halves of the enchanted vinyl record.

Once I magically fuse the pieces together and place it in the jukebox,

can be sent home.

Well, great. Where are the halves?

One half was stolen by the Frankenstein monster, the other by the swamp

creature.

Vampire and mummy will lead you to them, but time is of the essence, so you'll

need to split up.

Well, how are we going to decide who goes where? Bad guy, you're with

bandage boy, you're with me.

Wonderful. Just meet me by the jukebox before midnight, or else.

Or else what?

Or else you'll be trapped in Monster Town forever.

Monster town has my allergies going crazy.

What do you think you're doing?

Sorry, but if you're going to walk around on 35 feet of toilet paper, I'm

to partake.

Let's just find her half of the record so I can get back to my family.

It's not going to be that easy. The swamp creature's so scary, no one's ever

tried to steal the record from her.

I'm Nick to tell a tale.

Wait,

you're the swamp creature?

I prefer...

Swamp lady.

Yeah, usually ladies don't have pieces of tadpole in their teeth.

Okay, you distract her. I'll grab the record.

Hey, Swampy, check out these moves.

Do you have a leech in your pants?

You're not the only one with moves.

You two just hang here, and I'll go let the alligator loose.

He'll probably eat you first and use him as a napkin.

Alligator? Is she serious?

Yeah, we don't joke around a lot here.

Just kidding, we do.

But she doesn't.

Never thought I'd say this, but I'm kind of missing my real mom.

Yeah, I know how you feel.

I miss my own mommy.

What is taking that alligator so long?

Here we are.

Don't let all the science stuff fool you.

He is not bright.

Mr. Madden is the evil monster?

Eh, that's not much of a stretch.

He's friendly, but he's very attached to his stuff, so it won't be easy to get

the record away from him.

Oh, I got this.

All it takes is good manners and a little bit of kindness.

Yay!

Company!

Uh, nice to meet you, Mr.

Frankenstein Monster.

I hear that you have half of an old record.

Nope. Just broken circle.

I warned ya.

Yes, that's...

Considering if you might let me have it, you see... No!

Favorite human thing make monster feel human, too.

Oh, you want to be human?

One friend.

Monster scary, no friends.

Wait, I thought we were friends.

Well,

I'll be your friend.

Yay!

If you give me the record.

Friendship conditional?

Oh, no, no.

Of course not.

Good!

play Monster Townopoly.

Um, does that take long? Because I kind of have a thing at midnight.

Oh, Monster play for hours, sometimes days.

Most of that time is spent arguing over the rules of free parking.

I'll go play. You get the record.

Monster always race car you top hat.

No!

Threat and trick, Monster!

Being friends with him is a lot of this.

We have to get out of here before that alligator shows up.

How? Minds are too tight. We'll never be able to... You're free.

How'd you get out?

I ripped my arm off.

Want me to do yours, too?

No, that's okay. You could just untie me.

Okay, great. We only have an hour to get my half of the record.

Okay, let's think.

The swamp creature is technically a plant, and plants do need love and care

grow.

Instead of threatening her, maybe try nurturing her?

Yeah, nurturing's not really my strong suit.

Then I guess you're staying in Monster Town.

There's an empty tomb next to mine if you need a place to crash.

Let the nurturing begin.

Oh, look who's escaped.

I don't need the slippery wands. Oh, wait, that's me.

Listen, Mrs. Swamp. It's myth.

I'm single and looking.

Really? Because you seem like such a catch.

Look, I really need that record. I mean, why is it so important to you anyway?

I'm all alone here.

This record is the only thing that connects me with the outside world.

Well, there must be something I could give you for it.

You know, come to think of it, there is something I've wanted more than

anything. Is it a pet mummy? Because I could definitely make that happen.

I've always wanted someone to scratch my back.

Well, we tried, we failed, we're leaving.

I've had an itch for 30 years, and these things ain't get the job done.

Fine.

See why you're still single.

I don't know why I'm watching this, but I can't turn away.

Okay. Now that I've scraped off the last bit of my self -respect, time for you

to give me the record.

Ha! I played you like a record. I ain't handing over anything.

Well, then I guess we'll just have to do this the villain way.

Hey! Get back here!

Oi!

so I can return home. And that will make you more human than the record ever

will.

The guy spends half the day talking to his hand. You really think he followed

all that?

Don't need record?

Exactly. You don't need it.

Don't need it?

This beauty has finally found her beef.

And?

That depends on how good you are at catching up.

Don't need any more.

I got my half, too.

We should go. This is about to get weird.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're already there.

Oh, yes. We made it. Ten minutes till midnight.

Oh,

I just love a head up and my tail long.

Your eyes deep like toilet.

All right, good witch. We've got those halves of the record. Now send us home.

Of course.

Just can't do more.

You know, you did have some help.

Yeah. Working for you is draining. And that's coming from a vampire.

Hold on. You two work for her?

Eh. It's more of a side hustle. But yeah.

Wait.

We're the ones who need the record to get back home. What power are you

about? The power to travel into your world and destroy it.

You know, I'm starting to think I'm not going to make it to that Cruddy Lip

concert.

You may have stolen this record from me before, but you'll never do it again.

So not only are we stuck in Monster Town forever, she's going to destroy Valley

View. And I'll never see my family again, all because I said some words I

even mean.

I can't believe she's going to destroy our home.

Although, to be honest, my grandma would probably be fine. Her doomsday bunker's

pretty loaded.

world's gonna end because these two jerks betrayed us you know my brothers

be annoying but they would never do that we didn't want to the bad witch reigns

supreme so we have to do what she says true right now she has me biting the

necks of everyone on her revenge list she's lived a thousand years it's a long

list the point is we want to get rid of her too you both know her does she have

any weaknesses which thrive on misery only weakness joy oh you're a monster

to spread joy.

Money.

No, music.

There's a new song on here. A place for everyone.

Finally!

Now to put this in the Tupac and destroy Valley View.

We have to do this now.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but we need all the joy we can get. Will you

all help us sing?

Monster shake a leg!

Back off, witch! Meeper!

bringing our two halves together.

Me other half.

Please don't leave me here.

Wait. Here.

I want you to have this.

I attached those bolts to your father's head.

It's really you.

I'm so happy to see you guys.

That's funny, because a few minutes ago you told us to stay out of your life.

And those are some of the best few minutes of my life.

A few minutes?

Yeah. Amy got mad, we changed into our costumes, made fun of you in our group

chat, and here we are.

So barely any time passed.

Look, I'm really sorry for what I said before.

I don't want any of you out of my life.

In fact, I appreciate you all more than you'll ever know.

Seriously, did she hit her head or something?

Look, we feel awful about the whole concert ticket snafu, so I pulled a few

villain strings to get you another one.

You didn't have to do that.

Forget the concert.

I'd rather spend my Halloween here with all of you.

Really? Yeah.

Now, come on.

I'll go make your Halloween party the best one Valley View's ever had.

Well,

don't just stand there, princess.

Let's get this party started.

Are you coming?

Yeah. Just got to do one thing.

Cover me.

Still got it.