All language subtitles for The Villains of Valley View s02e11 Hidden Hero

So I said, hey lady, there's a line.

And she looked at me and she said, I
don't do lines.

And she blew right past me and walked
straight up to the front.

People can be so rude.

Oh, no, this wasn't people. It was my
mom.

Guys, you are not going to believe what
just happened. Oh, let me guess. Another

one of your nose hairs popped out while
you were waiting tables at the Roundup.

I'm pretty sure it's a health hazard.

Last time he served me, I found one
floating in my tortilla soup.

Some countries think it's good luck.

I've heard.

I'm not talking about my nose hairs.

That's the problem. I really think we
should be.

On my way home, I saw a car crash into a
pole. The driver passed out, and there

were all these people around, but nobody
could help him.

So what did you do?

Nothing. I couldn't use my super
strength because people would see. The

had to wait for the jaws of life when I
was standing right there with these jaws

of life.

Yes, you were the real victim in that
accident.

Everyone applauded the rescue team, but
all I could think about was how much

faster I could have done it.

Well, there are other things you can do
to help people.

Yesterday, I dropped off a bag of gently
used clothes at a local shelter.

What a rush.

Wait, is that why I'm missing three of
my favorite shirts?

Thanks for your donation.

Anybody can throw Amy's hideous shirts
in a garbage bag.

But with my powers, I can do so much
more, which got me thinking.

There aren't any superheroes around
here, and this town deserves someone to

out for them. So I've decided to become
Valley View's first ever secret hero.

Any chance you could also become my
secret brother?

something bad happen to someone.

Yeah, that's probably not a thing heroes
say.

Attention dispatch, I have an urgent 10
-100.

Ooh, what's a 10 -100?

A bathroom break?

They can handle that on their own.

What are you doing? I've been up all
night listening to the police scanner.

lets me know who's in distress so I can
rush in before anyone else and save the

day. Wow, you're really doing this. Ew,
you're really doing this?

Yeah. Last night, I moved a boulder out
of the road, stopped a construction

crane from tipping over. I even used my
super -strength stomp to scare off some

burglars. Wait, you sacrificed sleep for
that?

But, Jake, you can't just run around
town using your villain powers. You're

going to get us all caught.

I say the same thing to you all the
time, and you never listen to me.

Well, yeah, but we've been over this.
I'm always right, and you're always

He does have a point. You do use your
powers in public a lot.

Yesterday at school, you used your sonic
blast to reheat a breakfast burrito.

Hey, if I'm hungry in the morning, a lot
of people are in danger.

And it didn't seem to bother you when I
heated up your onion rings.

I said you use your powers a lot. Not
that they don't come in handy.

Look, I'm not going to get us caught.

I'm a secret hero, remember?

No one's going to know it's me.

Huh? Huh?

What do you think?

I don't want to look too good. I'm
supposed to be blending in.

I like where this is going.

Are you sure you don't want to cover
your whole face, like, all the time?

It's fine to me if you're saving people
anonymously.

You know, a true hero doesn't do it for
the recognition.

That's right, Hartley.

When it comes to enriching the soul,
there's no need to keep score.

But just for the record, I'm 4 -0.

Now, if you'll excuse me, this hero
needs to get back to his scanner.

We've got an APB out on a gigantic nerd
in the kitchen.

Oh, I think I've got a lead on this one.

Hey, guys, look what I just learned how
to do.

Oh, juggling.

That's great.

Son of a genius with the skills of a
seal.

I've been tearing through your house
looking for you.

You sneaked through our house when we
weren't there.

I sleep in your house when you're not
there.

Anyway, I heard you're running the
Roundup's annual Iron Tongue Hot Pepper

Eating Contest at the fair this weekend.

That's right. Now I'm supervisor, I'm in
charge of all sorts of stuff.

It took a while, but I finally worked my
way up. You could have just said yes.

Anyway... I'm the reigning champ, but no
one has signed up to challenge me this

year. So I'll just take the $300 in
prize money now.

Did someone say prize money?

How do I win?

I bet you've been asking yourself that
your whole life.

Each contestant has to eat an extremely
hot pepper called the poltergeist.

The poltergeist?

That's the hottest pepper known to man.
I saw a guy eat one online.

You'd think cough up a lung is just an
expression, but nope.

Not an issue when your insides are half
titanium.

Anyway, whoever goes the longest without
drinking milk to stop the extreme

burning in their mouth wins the contest.

Sounds easy. I'm in.

I accept your challenge, but you're
going to wish I hadn't. I'm the queen of

pepper eating.

I have the esophagus of a dragon.

If only you had the wings of one so you
could fly far, far away.

I'm sorry.

You think you can win a hot pepper
contest? The same guy who says vanilla

cream has too much bite.

Oh, I know I can win, and I won't have
to eat anything spicy.

I'll just genetically modify two
peppers, one not spicy for me and one

spicy for Celia, and then you can swap
them for the peppers we're supposed to

eat in the contest.

Uh -uh, no way. I'm in charge of this
contest.

If my boss finds out I had a hand in
fixing it, I'll be fired.

Oh, come on. Celia beats me at
everything.

The bull riding, the scare contest, the
race to the moon.

Okay, that last one may have been a
dream I had.

But I can't keep letting Celia make a
fool out of me. Besides, don't you want

see me win that prize money?

Not as much as I want to see you scream
your face off as the extremely hot

pepper burns a hole in your stomach.

What's everybody so excited about?

Did that weird teacher who tap dances
finally win the big Twinkle Toes

tournament?

Mr. Clawson?

No. He retired from dancing last year.
Oh.

So he tapped out.

You get it? He tapped out.

I really need to be on stage somewhere.

Apparently there's some super cool
secret hero who's been saving people all

town and everyone's talking about it.

Me. I'm the hero.

Jake? This is exactly what I was worried
about.

Once people start talking about a secret
hero... Oh, no, no. Super cool secret

hero. Their words, not mine.

Yeah, whatever.

It's only a matter of time until people
start digging around and they find out

it's you.

Yeah, and then they'll discover our
secret and we're all going down.

Our secret?

At this point, you broke me, you bought
me.

Relax. No one has any proof of what I
did.

Besides, it's nice to hear that my
heroic deeds are making an impact.

Reminds me of when I was chaos.

I was on the tip of everyone's tongues.

Except most of those tongues were saying
that they hated me.

Oh, I know mine was.

Careful up there, Bodhi.

Can I give you a hand?

Nope, I got it.

Nope, still got it.

Bodhi!

Gotcha!

What just happened?

Harley saved me. She's a hero.

What? No, I'm the hero.

You didn't save me.

No, that's true. He hasn't helped
anyone, and he can't tell you any

Thanks again for saving me, Hartley. Can
I get a selfie with my hero?

Oh, uh, well, I wouldn't call myself a
hero.

But you and ten other people did, so get
this girl a cake!

Wow, Hartley. You're like the new
celebrity of the school.

Which isn't saying much since the last
celebrity was the kid who stacked ten

cookies on his forehead.

Oh, please. She's no cookie head, Larry.

What's wrong, Jake?

You seem upset.

Me?

No, I'm not upset. It's just you saved
one kid from falling off a ladder. Does

that really make you a hero?

Peaches. Now, they're the real heroes.
They catch you from falling off life

ladder.

He's mad because you're the new hero who
stole his thunder.

I wasn't trying to steal anything.

And what happened to you not needing
credit?

Oh, grow up, Hartley. Everyone who does
good things says they don't want credit,

but we all know they're really in it for
the credit.

You know, this is exactly how Cookie
Head Larry fell from grace.

Look, I'm sorry. I saved a ton of people
this week, and you caught one very

light, clumsy kid.

What? Was I just supposed to let him
fall?

That would have been the polite thing to
do.

And you didn't save a ton of people. It
was like eight at best.

Hey, don't forget the baby. It could
grow up to cure disease, and then all

people count, too.

Jake, it's not a contest.

Oh, I know it's not a contest.

I'm just going to spend all night saving
even more people so that by tomorrow

I'm the one everyone's talking about
again, not you.

That's the literal definition of a
contest.

Bet I could come up with a better
definition than you. You have a problem.

Ah, the county fair.

Dangerous rides, teenagers operating
them. What could possibly go wrong?

I don't know, but are Ferris wheels
supposed to wobble like that?

Son, these are the memories you'll
treasure.

Fixing a pepper -eating contest so your
daddy can rub his victory in a senior

citizen's face.

Wait, I thought Mom told you she didn't
want you fixing the contest.

I'm not fixing the contest. You are.

What? Your mother's expecting me to rig
the contest. But with your invisibility,

you can get the job done. She won't have
a clue.

Hold up. So if Mom gets fired, it's my
fault?

Yes. But on the bright side, we'll
remember you fondly.

Now, these are the genetically modified
peppers.

But the back says banana.

Yeah, it's code.

My pepper isn't spicy, so it'll be like
eating a banana.

But Celia's pepper is ten times spicier
than a poltergeist pepper, so it'll be

like eating a banana on the sun.

Okay, well, do they taste like bananas?

No. Well, then what's the point of
bringing up bananas? It's a frame of

reference!

The point is Celia will lose and I'll
win the money. Now go make it happen.

I mean, thanks for your help, my oddly
gifted son.

Fried butter, huh?

That seems like a good idea before you
hop on a roller coaster.

Oh, hey, Cole. Oh, hey, Mom.

What's in the bag?

Uh, well, you see, the thing is... Okay,
let me guess. Your father wants to rig

the contest, even though I told him not
to.

Want to see me juggle again?

What's up with you? You look exhausted.

I spent all night saving lives just so
people would start talking about me

again. But the only person they want to
talk about is Hartley. Oh, come on. I

mean, she saved one kid. People can't be
talking that much.

Well, we do live in Valley View. These
people do a countdown to butterfly

season.

Sorry you had to see that.

So Hartley made the news. You should be
happy for her. I mean, isn't the whole

thing with you disgustingly nice people
that you support each other?

Yeah, you're right.

I shouldn't let it get to me. Hartley
did a good thing. It doesn't take away

from all I've done just because she's
getting a little attention.

I've been so busy making the hero round,
I didn't even get to show you the video

my grandma sent me.

She's a hero, hero, hero.

Really save me. She's a hero, hero,
hero.

It went viral?

Must have if my grandma thought. The
only videos she watches are backyard

and deep fryer disasters.

Well, I better go get ready for the
fair.

The fair? Yeah. The fair committee is
presenting me with the Valley View Hero

Award.

Didn't you read about it in the
newspaper?

Nope. Must have missed it.

It's right behind you. Do you want me to
get it?

You're not going to accept the award,
are you?

Why wouldn't I?

Because you said a true hero doesn't do
it for the recognition.

Well, I didn't do it for the
recognition.

But if they want to give it to me, then
I might as well pack my bags and check

into my suite at the Hero Hotel.

Unbelievable.

For the part where Hartley's accepting
the award or the part of you that

any of this was a good idea.

You know what?

I just figured out why Hartley's getting
the attention that I'm not.

It's because I've been saving people as
a secret hero.

Well, not anymore.

It's time to show everyone that Jake
Madden is the real hero of Valley View.

But first, I gotta take a nap. This hero
is sleepy.

Jake.

I know you're an egomaniac who's willing
to scrape the bottom of the barrel just

to get an ounce of validation, but I
won't let you use your powers to do it.

I'm not using my powers.

Oh.

Well, then forget all the other stuff I
just said, but I'm standing by the

egomaniac part.

What are you up to? Oh, I used my super
strength to loosen the dead branch off

of this baby. While the crowd's watching
Hartley give her speech, I'm going to

discreetly super stomp the ground and
shake the tree. The branch will come

and I'll rush over and catch it.

You just said you weren't using your
powers.

Yeah, I was lying, so you go away.

No way. I'm not letting you use your
powers in public. You're going to get

caught.

Relax. No one's going to even notice me
stomp my foot. I'll just look like a

grown man throwing a tantrum.

Oh, that's so cute. You think you look
like a grown man.

And no one will be near the branch when
it falls, so no one will get hurt. It's

a simple story.

Branch falls, Jake is the hero, Jake
goes viral, the whole world loves Jake.

Yeah, the whole world should know, Jake.
That would be bad for our entire

family. Plus, there's no way I'm letting
you ruin Hartley's award ceremony just

so you can get an ego boost.

Yeah? Well, good luck trying to stop me.

I don't need luck.

I've got this.

I can't move.

Oh, so I can't use my powers, but you
can use yours?

Hey, if I didn't have double standards,
I wouldn't have any standards at all.

Hello, Celia.

Can't you see I'm pepper prepping?

What is that?

You said we were eating peppers. That's
not peppers. That's salsa. No one said

we were eating salsa.

Relax, Twitchy. This is just my pregame.

Time to heat things up.

Oh, I'm barely gonna taste that.

Mama needs a waterfall.

Yeah, yeah, you made your point. Are you
done?

Nope.

Now I'm done.

Okay, Celia, you drink all the salsa you
want. You're no match for my iron

tongue.

Hey, did you swap the bananas?

Yep, good to go.

Is she... Is she drinking salsa?

Yeah, that's nothing. You should see
what she can do with a jar of mayo.

to begin.

Remember, whoever goes the longest
without drinking their milk wins.

Oh, and since my husband is competing,
please be aware that the first two rows

may get cries on.

Good luck, Celia. May the best pepper
eater win.

I will destroy you and no one will
remember your name.

Well, that's darker than I thought we
were going.

Lady and gentleman, start your

Just eat.

It's too hot. I can't take it.

Oh, look who can't handle the heat.

This is how a real champ does it.

I was kidding.

I'm fine.

This pepper went down easier than ever.

I say it was like eating a banana, but
that's confusing.

So if you're fine, that means that I
just ate... The wrong one?

Hot, hot, hot!

Mm -hmm. You're about to find out what
burning the candle at both ends feels

like.

How does she know?

She always knows.

better clap get your stupid sonic band
off me oh are

you gonna nix your stupid plan yes are
you lying again yeah just let

me have this i want to be a hero oh
begging so heroic

Should I tell him there's no dunk tank?

No.

It was really bad. Dad could have gotten
seriously hurt. I know.

I don't think I could feel any worse.

My granddaughter's a hero again!

I was wrong. I feel worse.

I should never have tried to fake being
a hero.

You faked being a hero?

Uh -oh.

Jake, did you set up that tree branch to
fall?

What? No.

Nature's just finally fighting back.

Okay, look.

I'm sorry.

Being a hero is a lot of work,
especially when you don't get any

I know I shouldn't be in it for that,
but when I saw the attention you were

getting, I wanted some, too.

No, I get it.

Why do you think I got so... caught up
in all of this.

Doing good things is a thankless job.

I've cleaned up the school hundreds of
times, and do you think anyone thanks

No. They just make more of a mess.

People are horrible.

By they, I meant you.

You know, I thought so, but I wasn't
100%. Thanks for clarifying.

Hartley, I should have never tried to
steal your spotlight.

I've only been a hero for a couple days,
but you've been a good person your

whole life.

You deserve this award more than anyone.

Thanks.

From now on, I think I'll leave the do
-gooding to you.

My secret hero days are over.

Did they ever really begin?

Jake, you don't need to do big things to
be a hero.

You can help people in small ways.

The world also needs everyday heroes.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

There's no need to force it.

I don't need an award for doing good
deeds.

Me neither.

I got one, so I'm going to go show it
off.

I knew putting a low setting on this
freeze ray would come in handy.

Well, did you learn your lesson?

Yeah. Next time, I'll choose a more
loyal accomplice.

Yeah, and next time, I'll choose someone
who knows more about bananas.

Oh, at least my first contact was a bit
there.

People are already buying tickets for
next year.

Also, it's no longer a contest, just
people paying to watch you eat pepper

cry.

Let me guess, you're here to rub your
victory in my face.

Nah, you being the joke of the town is
enough for me.

I thought these ice pops might soothe
your burning tongue. Oh, that's actually

sweet of you, Celia.

Mmm, it's an unusual flavor, what is it?

Habanero pepper.

How much do I owe for the eye pop?