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I still can't believe Dad was a superhero.

Why? Because I'm such an uber -cool rebellious villain?

No, because you have, like, no muscle tone.

Do you ever think that maybe the superheroes took that away along with my

Well, did they?

No.

I can't believe you sacrificed your only power just to be with Mom.

What were you thinking?

No offense.

Oh, not taken.

Besides, I already got my revenge when I made you breakfast.

That's not sausage.

Wait, you didn't have the sausage. I did.

Oh, right.

Well, good news, Jake. You were in the clear.

Aw, she messed with your food. That means your family.

I thought superheroes were supposed to be good.

How could your family make you choose between them and the woman you love?

I'm sure Mrs. Madden's family accepted you. Nope, they wanted to destroy him.

He's just really good at hiding.

Yeah, with those muscles, he can hide between two couch cushions.

This completely changes who we are. I mean, we have superhero blood running

through our veins.

I know. That's why I was just doing an online search for can I live without

blood.

It's going to get messy, but it's the right thing to do.

Look, I felt terrible about keeping it a secret, which is why I did the noble

thing. I'm told the truth.

No, you didn't. I outed you.

And now I'm doing the villain thing by lying.

What exactly was this power you sacrificed?

Well, let's just say that when your father used it, things got really hot.

Ew, Mom, we've been over this. Boundaries.

No, she actually means hot. Dad was a human flamethrower.

It was so cool. I could shoot fire from my hands and a few other places I won't

go into.

Does it ever bother you that we all have a power and you don't?

All the time.

I'm like, what did these goofballs do to deserve a power more than me?

Oh, you're asking him?

Sorry.

Sure, there are times I miss having the power, but does it bother me?

It bothers him. You're darn right it does.

But if I really wanted it back, I could just take my brother up on his offer.

What offer?

He's been keeping my silver flame power in a vessel in his cave and he says I

can have it back anytime I want as long as I'm willing to become a superhero

again.

Yes! We're gonna be superheroes!

No, we're not.

Look, my power meant everything to me.

But after what my family put me through, I'm never gonna be a superhero again.

Never? Never!

What are you doing down here?

Oh, is Dad forcing you to sit through another one of his midlife crisis

shows where everything's tight in all the wrong places?

Uh, I've just been thinking about how tough it must be for Dad. I mean, his

is the chosen one with tons of powers, and he has nothing.

Had to sneak that in, didn't you? Being humble isn't one of my powers.

Well, you are like a superpower toolbox.

Can't you just let him borrow one of yours whenever you want? I offered,

He told me it's not the same as having his own.

Dad sacrificed so much.

I mean, we wouldn't even exist if he hadn't become a villain.

I just wish there was a way to return the favor.

Oh, what about a gift card?

What's the right amount for helping us exist?

Ten suo, right?

I've got a better idea.

What if we talk to Blue Granite and convince him to give Dad his power back?

Trust me, no one can say no to these puppy dog eyes.

Really? Watch this.

No.

I mean, the guy betrayed his own brother, and he's a superhero.

I mean, I don't trust him at all. Well, if we know he's keeping Dad's power in a

vessel, why not just sneak into his cave and take it ourselves?

Way too dangerous. If we got caught, we'd get locked up forever.

No. Colby's right.

Dad risked everything for us. We should do the same for him.

I'm in.

You know what? I'm in, too.

So we're going. Oh, we're going. Sweet, we're going. You're not going.

It was my idea.

He does have lots of powers that could really help you out.

Oh, so now you're doing it too.

I guess we've chosen one hype got to me.

Look, powers or not, you have no experience fighting a superhero.

We can't afford any mistakes.

Please, I'm begging you.

You know I'll never be considered a true villain until I go on a mission against

a superhero.

I mean, this could be my only chance.

Look, I know how you feel. We've both been there, but it's too risky. I mean,

one wrong move and we all go down.

Look, if it makes you feel any better, we already consider you a true villain.

Now stay at home like a good little boy and try not to break anything.

I can't believe this.

Oh, and Hartley, we need you to, uh... Cover for you by distracting your

like I always do? I love the shorthand we have now.

Have you heard from Amy or Jake?

They're not answering any of my texts and I'm freaking out that they might

my help.

Amy sent a message about an hour ago. What'd she say?

She said, FYI, we're blocking Colby's annoying texts.

Look, I know you wanted to go, but you can still be a villain here by using

powers to help me distract your mom and dad.

Big deal. I use my powers to pull one over on my parents every day. Last week,

used my super speed to go surfing while they thought I was brushing my teeth.

I skip brushing my teeth to do a lot of things.

You sound proud of that, and I'm not sure why.

Hey, it paid off. My nasty breath scared away a shark.

Hey!

You guys seen Amy? I got some new outfits I want to run by her.

Uh, she went to the store to, um, get trash back.

Because we're cleaning up the neighborhood. And you should help us.

Just not in that shirt.

Sorry, Hartley, but you seem to forget that every time I see you cleaning the

neighborhood, I lean on my horn and throw more trash out the window.

That was you?

Next time I'll say hi before I dump my garbage.

You know what? I'm just going to call Amy. And where did I leave my phone?

What now? I'm out of life. I'm out of life!

Partly. There are always more lies.

And relax.

I swiped his phone an hour ago.

Where is that stupid thing?

Smart. That bought us some time. But what else can we do to keep him

Wait. My dad won't go on a neighborhood clean -up if you tell him to, but he

will if my mom does.

Your mom's not cleaning up the neighborhood.

Most of the hazardous spills around here are hers.

She's at work all day, which means I can shapeshift into her and make him go on

the cleanup.

Colby, that's brilliant.

Of course it is. I thought of it. Oops, I mean... I thought of it.

Yeah, that's never not gonna be creepy.

Where are you going?

To get Mom's glasses.

She's too proud to wear them, but I need to see.

about this being our most dangerous villain mission, and it turns out blue

granite just keeps a spare key in a fake rock next to his welcome mat.

Yikes. Look at this place.

You'd think a superhero would clean up after himself. This dude's a slob. Ooh,

pizza!

I think these toppings might be compliments of a rat.

Let's just find that silver flame bustle and get out of here.

Oh!

Found it.

That's not the vessel. It's just a fancy bottle of hair gel.

Yeah, he's definitely Dad's brother.

He's home. Hide!

Hey.

What do you think you're doing?

Uh... Stand back, Blue.

Wait, what do we call you? Blue Granite, Uncle Blue, Granny? No, that's weird.

How about you just call me the Chosen One?

What?

Sup, losers?

Colby, I cannot believe you came here after we told you not to. Yeah, yeah,

too young, it's too dangerous, blah, blah, blah.

And it's not Colby, it's Flashform. Seriously, respect the hoodie.

I thought you were home with Hartley. Yeah.

So does everyone else. I shapeshifted into Mom, so now she thinks Mom is me.

We don't want you here. You're going to mess things up.

Well, I'm sure you're the only one thinking that.

Yeah, I don't agree with him on much, but this one's a no -brainer.

Well, have either of you found the vessel that holds Dad's power yet? No,

could be anywhere.

Oh, so Flashform, the one who's going to mess things up, is the only person who

bothered to do it. Any research before embarking on such an important villain

mission? What research?

This.

It's a clip from that lame superhero reality show, Catching Up with the

I have designed every element of my multi -million dollar cave, right down

the smallest detail.

That's right. That's how BG does it, baby.

And that's

how Flash from does it, baby.

Give me that. What? No way. I found it, so I'm going to bring it back to Dad.

Give it up. You're no match for my super strength.

Got it.

No.

I got it.

Uh -oh.

Oh, where have you been?

You're not even wearing glasses.

I don't need glasses.

I can see shapes.

I'm just glad you're back.

I've been avoiding your dad.

I mean, more than usual.

My dad?

Yeah.

I get it. Committing to the rule.

I mean, your husband.

Sorry, but that just sounds really weird.

Yeah, you're telling me. I'm still trying to wrap my head around it.

What is going on? Now I can't find Amy or Jake, and Kobe's gone, too.

Well,

I'm sure we'll be back real soon.

While we're waiting, maybe we should clean up the neighborhood.

No way. I told you I'm not doing that.

Yeah, and we're the weird ones.

You okay, Hartley?

Did you hurt your neck kissing everyone's butt?

No. I just thought that you might want to clean up the neighborhood too.

Why would I want to do that? I'm just going to mess it up again.

Where are they?

I'll go see if they're in the lair.

What was that?

You were supposed to force him to help me.

What?

and you morphed into your mother was so you could cover for Jake and Amy while

they were off getting your dad's power. And you're not Colby, are you?

No. The real Mrs. Madden? In the flesh.

But Colby told me you were working all day.

I'm not sure why. He knows I have Saturdays off.

Their suits are gone.

Colby tricked me. He didn't shapeshift into you so he could distract Mr.

He did it so we could sneak off and join Amy and Jake. We have to find them.

I better come with. You're not finding anything with those eyes.

How did you get into my cave?

Did you find my spare key in the rock?

Yep.

But it looks so much like a real rock.

Look, we're here to get our dad's power back, and we're not leaving until we get

it. Well, I told him I'd give it to him, just as long as he... We know what you

told him, and you can forget it. He's never going back to being a superhero. I

mean, why would he after his entire family turned on him?

For starters, they give you your cape.

Big deal.

Wait, can you customize, or are they all the same floor plan?

What?

No, there was once a time where I considered leaving the villain world to

a superhero.

You never told us that.

I thought I did. You definitely didn't. Oh.

Well, surprise.

But it doesn't matter, because after hearing what you and your family did to

dad, I'll never jump sides.

You just saved yourself a really painful trip home.

Well, since none of you want to be superheroes, I guess I don't have a

You're going to give us the power back?

No. You're going to give our dad the power back? No. You're going to mail the

power back? I'm not giving the power back!

He's holding us for ransom so he can force dad to become a superhero, right?

No. But that is a great idea.

Now do you see why we left you at home?

Don't sweat it. Since you're family, I would never do that to you.

Aw, see, Havok, and you said this guy was a tool.

Oh, don't look at me like that. You literally walk around with a giant

But you are still villains who can use your power to spread evil.

So, as a superhero, I can't just sit back and let that happen.

Well, then, what are you going to do?

The same thing we did when your father went to the dark side.

I'm taking away your powers.

With one push of this button, I can take away all of your powers.

Man, this is going to make our first Thanksgiving together super awkward.

Why are you doing this?

You already ruined her dad's life for taking away his power. Do you really

to do it to us, too? Hey, he's the one who's choosing to keep you as villains.

What did you expect him to do, just ditch our villain mom?

No. She can be a superhero, too.

She'll just be that one relative that we all whisper about as we pass the gravy.

Nice try.

I saw that coming from a mile away. You don't get to be superhero of the year

three times in a row for being... An amateur?

See, I told you guys I know what I'm doing.

No, you don't.

Why didn't you take the hammer?

The hammer? I thought we wanted the vessel.

Uh, you're both wrong. What good are either of those things if we don't have

powers? You should have taken the device. Well, at least I took something.

don't see you guys grabbing anything. Oh, my gosh. Why don't you go get all

powers? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

You guys might want to keep it down.

There's a bear sleeping in the next cave over, and considering you're about to

lose your powers, you might not want to wake him.

Don't even think about it.

Uh -oh.

I'll deal with you later.

You may have taken my power, but you'll never take them from my kids.

I hate when you do that.

When are you going to learn your devices don't stand a chance against my... I

have been waiting so long to do that. And the Yelp was just

the perfect pitch of pain.

Okay, let's get out of here. No.

We're not leaving without Dad's power.

It's right here.

Come on, bro.

Take your life back.

Never. I thought you'd be wise enough to make the right decision.

But you're still choosing the villain world over your own superhero family.

I never wanted to choose.

You all forced me to.

Because the woman I love is different from you. But she's a villain.

Our enemy. That's all you see.

But beneath that hardcore villain exterior are five more layers of

villain exterior.

But beneath that, there's an incredible woman who gave me three amazing kids,

and they're the only family I'll ever need.

Back off, I got it! No, I got it!

Doesn't look like you got it.

You just destroyed your father's power.

Forever. Wait, forever?

No, Blue.

He destroyed your power.

The only reason you've held onto that vessel all these years is so you could

it to lure me back. That's not true.

For a while there, I forgot I even had it.

Besides, I had a reason.

You may have lost your family, but in losing you, I lost part of mine, too.

I want us to be close like we used to be.

I mean, I don't even know your kids.

And I make a pretty fun uncle.

Says the guy who was about to suck my sonic powers through my skull.

Ah, I was only bluffing.

I don't even know how this thing works.

I was just hoping that one of you would call your dad and beg him to change his

mind. Even if they tried, it wasn't going to happen.

We'll always be family.

But we're never going to get along unless you can get over the fact that

different.

Just because we're villains doesn't mean we're horrible people.

Actually, it kind of does. Are we having a moment here or not?

Fine.

So what do we do now?

You act like a real family and start respecting each other.

Just because you disagree doesn't mean you can't coexist.

Maybe you can start by getting to know your sister -in -law better.

Eek.

Trust me, it's no walk in the park for me either.

But if it makes my husband happy, I will do it.

And if it keeps my brother in my life, then so will I.

Bring it in, bro.

Got some leftover pizza if anyone wants to stay for dinner.

Yeah. We're good.

Maybe consider putting down the hammer and picking up a broom.

Yeah. Like a broom's going to do anything with this place.

They really stood up for you. You've got great kids.

I know.

See you, broom.

Sorry about the whole zapping thing.

Eh, it's okay.

You had to do it.

I didn't have to do that one.

Hey, Dad.

What are you doing?

Oh, I'm just going through this old stuff from my superhero life.

It's time I get rid of it. I'm ready.

No, you're not. You're right, I'm not. Please don't make me throw this away.

Look, Dad.

I feel horrible.

Because of me, your power's gone forever.

Kobe, it was an accident.

One that could have easily been prevented if you hadn't treated my power

pop fly, but an accident nonetheless.

I was just trying to prove that I could be a true villain.

Well, you are.

Being a true villain means standing up for your villain family, and that's

exactly what you did today.

Thanks, Dad.

You're the best.

Oh, Kobe, I know.

Whoa, did you just transfer me one of your powers?

Yeah.

Kinetic manipulation.

It's the best one I've gotten so far.

Oh, but I appreciate it.

But like I said, this is your power. It's not quite like having one of my

It is your own.

I don't want it back.

What?

You sacrificed for all of us, and now it's my turn to do it for you.

That power's yours.

To keep.

I don't know what to say.

Give me a hug.

Okay, we don't have to do all that.

Nonsense. Come to Papa.

You can let go now.

I'm trying.

I think the new power locked my arms in place.

Hey, I just realized something.

Mr. Madden, you do have a superpower.

The power to help other people.

In fact, every one of you has that power.

So, I think we should make up for today by all waking up at 6 a .m. to do a

neighborhood clean -up.

I'll bring the trash bags.

What is... Hey! Hey! What is happening?

Stop it!

That's gonna come in real handy.

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