All language subtitles for The Villains of Valley View s02e05 Party People

Celia, look at you, in our house, all
alone.

What are you doing here?

Every year, we celebrate Hartley's
birthday at Madame Millicent's tea

She's coming down to model the dress I
got her for the tea party.

Oh, I've always wanted to go to a tea
party. Most people can squish all those

tiny finger sandwiches together into one
multi -flavored masterpiece.

Well, keep on wanting, because you're
not invited.

It looks even better than I imagined.

It's better than I imagined, too.

Who's the pretty princess?

What do you think, baby?

I love it.

Fantastic.

Can't wait for the tea party.

Okay. Well, now that I know these
dresses are winners, I can go pick out

See you later.

Do not invite it.

Was it worth you to stop me from posting
this picture?

Can you really put a price on your
teeth?

Eh, I'll take my chances.

Hartley, how can you actually like this?

I don't.

I mean, I used to when I was little, but
now it's just a tradition that means a

lot to my grandma.

I don't want to hurt her feelings.

So you're willing to dress like a
grandma to avoid offending your grandma.

Very Hartley.

What are the kids at school going to
say?

Nothing. It's too embarrassing to invite
them. So usually it's just me, my

grandma, and her friends who complain
that tea makes them gaffy.

Wow. I thought it was bad enough wearing
the worst outfit ever.

Second worst outfit ever.

For your information, this is what
regular people wear on vacation.

And I gotta say, I do like all the
pocket space and these shorts equipped

cargo.

What vacation?

Mom and Dad are taking me to a water
park for the weekend.

Oh, that sounds like nice, awesome fun.

So we can pull villainous pranks on
people.

And there it is.

We're going to clog the water slides
with floaties, and we're going to dye

wave pool a horrifying blood red. Or
maybe even yellow.

What's so scary about a pool of yellow
water? Oh, no, never mind. I got it.

So you're just going to leave me and
Jake here? I mean, him, I understand,

I'm delightful.

Sorry, no room. Our prank gear and giant
floaties take up the whole car.

Well, can't you just deplete the
floaties? And make your mother blow them

again? That's very inconsiderate, Amy.

Great. Your family's gonna have more fun
than I am on my own birthday.

No, this is perfect.

No, you've always been there for me. Now
it's my turn to be there for you.

Tell your grandma to cancel that tea
party.

What? Why?

Because I'm throwing you the best
birthday party ever.

Well... Does it have to be this weekend?

Yeah, because my parents are out of
town.

Oh, so you're worried that they try to
shut it down?

No. I'm worried my dad would try to drop
it like it's hot, which usually ends

with him falling like he's old.

Our birthday party's really coming
together. I invited tons of people.

Seriously? You can't stand people.

I know. So when I've had my fill, I'm
whipping out the garden hose.

Hartley! There you are.

Oh, hey, Grandma. We need to choose your
party package. I was thinking either

Deluxe Delight or Classy Lassie.

You know, that sounds like a big
decision. Let's discuss it in private.

You were supposed to cancel the tea
party. Why is she still talking about it

like it's happening?

Well, I was thinking, and I don't think
your dad would want us throwing a party

with all his villain stuff downstairs.

Hey, Dad, I'm throwing a party while
you're gone.

Okay.

Seriously? You don't care if there's a
bunch of kids in your house? Your

house? Nah, the lair will be locked up
tight.

In fact, since we're going away, I added
extra security that not even Amy and

Jake's powers can penetrate.

What? Seriously?

You don't trust your own kids?

Nope.

Anyway, I gotta go finish getting ready
for the trip. I gave Eva and Kobe a

bunch of stuff to do, too, and if
everyone does their part, we should make

time for a hotel reservation.

Never thought I'd hear a supervillain
stressing about a hotel reservation.

Hey, we may be evil, but no one wants to
sleep next to the ice machine.

There you go. My dad's cool with the
party. Now go cancel with your grandma.

Okay. It's just hard to find the right
time.

Aw, it's always the right time to
disappoint people.

Here, I'll show you.

Celia, I'm not going to the tea party.

Fine by me. You were a plus one.

Your turn.

Grandma, um, well, I, I, uh, I... Here,
let me help.

Grandma, I need to talk to you about the
tea party.

What about it?

This is where I leave you.

Fly, little bird.

You're not canceling, are you? It wasn't
easy to book that tea house. I had to

lean on the manager to fit us in. Do you
know how hard it is to threaten someone

using proper etiquette?

No, it's just Amy wants to throw me a
party too.

So are you saying you don't want your
tea party anymore?

No, of course I do. Then why would you
choose that neighbor girl over your

grandmother who might not have that many
birthdays to share with you?

I wouldn't. Good. Then go tell her to
cancel.

Absolutely.

How'd it go? Did she take a walk?

Absolutely.

Here we are, ready to go.

Ah, great.

Did you finish making the fake VIP
passes so we can skip the line?

Uh, no, but I did have a delightful nap.

What about you? Did you finish the list
I gave you? No, but to be fair, it's

kind of hard to finish something you
never started.

Although, I did pick up this sweet
surfboard for the wave pool. I don't

to ride it, but I'm excited to fall on
people.

I can't believe you two.

The whole reason I made us each lists
was so we could work as a team to get

of here on time. But if you didn't do
any of it, we can't leave.

Did you finish your list?

Of course not. You two are supposed to
pick up my slack.

Okay, look, let's just hurry up, finish
our list so we can hit the road.

The door is locked.

Oh, no.

My surfboard must have hit the button.
This thing is really hard to handle.

See?

Would you give me that?

Take it. Take it.

Okay, look.

Luckily, I can turn off my new security
measures using my phone.

Oh, no.

I must have left it in the car.

Oh, well, that's a good place for it.

Just use your phone to call Amy and Jake
so they can get my phone and open the

lair. Fine.

Yeah, my phone is also in the car.

Um... Okay, no worries. I will just zap
all the way out.

No, you can't.

My new security system is impenetrable.
Not even your powers can bust through

it. So we're stuck in here? Way to go,
guys. Real responsible.

Well, where's your phone?

I traded it for the surfboard.

Jake, I need your help.

I promised Amy that I'd tell my grandma
that I didn't want a tea party so I

could go to Amy's party instead.

I told my grandma that I'd tell Amy to
cancel her party so I could go to the

party. So you're caught between making
Amy mad or making Celia mad.

Have you considered facial
reconstructive surgery?

I just had to find a way to go to both
parties.

I know.

You can come with me. That way you can
distract my grandma while I sneak over

Amy's party. Then I'll text you every
time we need to switch.

You in?

Well, going to the tea party would allow
me to live out my finger sandwich

fantasy.

I don't know what that means, but if
you're in, I don't care.

I don't know.

Seems like a lot of lying.

Well, I never lie.

Except for tonight.

And all the lies up to now.

So, as long as we agree that lying is
bad and we shouldn't do it, then maybe

it's okay?

Works for me. Me too.

What do you think of my tux?

Well, if your personality doesn't
sparkle, at least your outfit will.

Just remember, keep my grandma busy so
she doesn't wonder where I am.

Happy birthday, Harley!

Thanks! Oh, I'm so excited to spend my
birthday with all of you. Right here,

where I will be all night. Too much.

Copy that.

Darn. My fascinator's coming loose. I
should, uh, probably go take care of

Matthew, wait!

You know what I love?

Is how the teacups come on their own
little saucer. It's like the saucer is

plate and the cup is the food.

Don't worry, I won't eat the cup.

That's a mistake you don't make twice.

Just for the record, he was not invited.

to my grandma for canceling the tea
party, which I totally did.

Why are you out of breath?

Oh, you know, parties are stressful, so
I'm doing some deep breathing exercises

to stay calm and centered.

See?

Look, it's a party. If you want to let
stress out, just shout like this.

Not a party till you break something, am
I right?

What is taking Ashley so long?

I better go check on her.

Oh, I'm sure she'll be back any second.

So, Celia, let's talk about you. Tell
me, what is your favorite kind of sword?

Depends on the job.

You got your broadsword, your katana,
your cutlass. But I'm partial to the

scimitar. Get things done without too
much mess.

I got one in the car. You want to see
it?

No, I'm good.

Be right back.

Don't rush on my account.

Hi, Grandma. I'm back.

Why are you all sweaty?

Oh, that's from dancing.

In the bathroom.

I was dancing in the bathroom.

Why were you...

Amy, great party.

Did you just get here?

No, I've been here the whole time.

I've just been mingling. You know me. I
love to mingle. I'm a mingler. Mingle

all the way.

Have you seen Hartley?

Uh, yeah. I'm pretty sure I saw her
getting a drink at the, uh, the Punch

There is no Punch Bowl. Oh.

Then someone must have brought one.
Guess this party's B -Y -O -P -B.

Bring your own Punch Bowl.

It could also be peanut butter or
pretzel bites. Are any of these working

you? I don't know. I've never been to a
party before.

Yeah, it shows.

I'm gonna go get some punch. Uh, you
can't, because Hartley drank it all.

She drank a whole bowl of punch.

Yeah, and she's your best friend, Amy.
How do you not know she's a punch

gobbler?

Well, back to mingling. Have I mentioned
I'm a mingler? Just go. Okay.

What was that, and where is Hartley?
Right here.

Oh, um, did you drink a whole bowl of
punch?

Is that what Jake said?

Yeah. Then yes, I did.

Oh, we never would have gotten locked
down here if you hadn't had that stupid

surfboard. Why, why couldn't you have
shapeshifted into someone who makes

decisions?

Well, maybe if you kept your phone as
close as I keep my surfboard, we might

have gotten out by now. If you had both
just contributed to the team, we would

all be checking in right now to a
terrific hotel room we were never even

to pay for.

Okay, okay.

Your father's right.

I say we work together.

And blame him!

Yeah, I mean, if he's such a genius,
then why didn't he invent a way to walk

through walls?

Wait a minute.

I did.

I invented a particleizer.

It'll temporarily rearrange every cell
in your body so that you can pass

anything. You know, for as much as we
make fun of you, every so often you do

come in quite handy.

Anyway, once I'm particleized, I'll just
run right through the locked door.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why don't I run
through the door?

What's wrong? Don't you trust that I'll
let you out?

Well, I mean, considering all the shady
things you've done throughout my life.

No, I don't.

Hey, don't look at me. I'm well aware of
what goes on behind your curtain.

All right, fine. I'll particleize all of
us at the same time.

Is something off here?

Why is Mom wearing my hoodie?

And why does it feel like it's still on
me?

Probably because my body's over there.
What did you do?

Our particles got mixed up. Our heads
are on the wrong bodies.

See? This is what happens when you don't
let me go first.

Reed, why did you stand up when I tried
to stand up? Don't ask me. I'm still

processing the whole hoodie issue.

Whoa. Oh, my.

A head still control our own body, even
though we're not attached to them?

Stop walking. You're making me motion
sick. And if I puke right now, I don't

know whose mouth it's going to come out
of.

You've got to try these crumpets.
They're scrumpets.

Yes, I'm sorry, ladies. I really thought
I had something there.

Finger sandwiches.

Hartley.

Didn't you get my checks?

No.

Yes.

But, but, finger sandwiches.

Hartley, where have you been? And why do
you keep disappearing?

Your friends have been asking for you.

Grandma, these are your friends.

Not if they keep running up the bill on
these hors d 'oeuvres.

That girl's up to something.

Why would she say she left her phone in
the bathroom when it was in her hands?

Bitch, man.

I want answers, Willy Wonka.

Or you can use your pure imagination to
figure out what's going to happen next.

I never left. Where would I have gone?

Maybe you should start talking. Ready,
set, go!

Is that your weird tea party hat?

Hat? What hat?

Oh, this one.

Have you been speaking off to your
grandma's tea party?

No, I just wanted to wear the stupid
hat.

Stupid hat?

Grandma!

You told me she was canceling this
party.

What? You told me... She would canceling
hers.

Well, the important thing is we are all
together now.

Wait, Grandma, how did you even know I
was here?

He told me.

Hello.

You snitched on me? I had no choice.

She took away my finger sammies.

Don't worry, Hartley. I know it must
have been tough to choose between her

your grandmother, your family.

Your flesh and blood.

Yeah, but in the end, she made the right
decision, so... 99, Nana.

Oh, no, no, no.

It's clear that Hartley wants to attend
both parties, so why make her choose

when I can just bring the tea party
here?

Wait, what? Come on in.

Time to party like it's 1979.

We worked up a little something in the
driveway.

Ready, girl?

Oh, no. I know what you're doing. You
are not turning my party into a grandma

get -down.

Let's see them keep up those moves at a
thousand beats per minute.

You've been drinking tea for hours.

You've got the caffeine jitters on your
side.

Okay, then.

Time to add a little bass.

can modify the particleizer to get it
back to normal.

But since my head is on the wrong body,
I'm going to need your help.

Eva, I want you to grab that soldering
iron and very delicately solder that

capacitor to the circuit.

Ow!

Sorry, son.

Okay, Eva, that wasn't a soldering iron.
That was a hammer.

It's complicated. I get it.

Hey, maybe you should use your own hand.

Well, then how will I see what I'm
doing?

I know.

Move me over there.

No, I still can't see.

How about now?

That's using your invisible head, son.

I'll have this fixed in no time.

This is just like being on my own body.

Aside from having to make sure I don't
look down and see my own gaping neck

hole.

Reversing the swap will take an extra
power boost.

Eva?

Gladly.

Wow! Shooting lightning from your
fingers really is cool. I mean my

mean your fingers. You know, I'll be
glad when this is over.

Yes! I'm back in one piece! We did it!
We finally worked together as a team!

And it got us nowhere because we're
still stuck in the lair.

Hello?

Oh, it's the hotel.

Yeah, we're running a little late. We
got locked in the basement. I didn't

my, uh... I'll call you right back.

You had your phone this whole time?

Huh. Must have missed the pocket.

These cargo shorts have way too many.

I would love to stick around and see how
this plays out, but I have a pocket

full of finger sandwiches and urgent
need of refrigeration.

I can't believe you lied to me. You lie
to me all the time.

Exactly. Which means you stole my thing.

So now you are a liar and a thief.

Ha!

Never mind her.

I can't believe you lied to your own
grandmother.

What is this all about? Not hardly. I
thought you loved having those tea

parties. I used to, Grandma, but I've
outgrown them. And I know how much you

love them, so I didn't want to hurt your
feelings.

I'm sorry.

Sorry for what?

I've been waiting years for this day to
come. I only kept doing it because I

thought you liked it.

Really? Yes, really.

I don't even like tea.

Although I do like to spill it.

I guess I should have spoken up sooner.

You can always be honest with me.

Even if it hurts my feelings, at least
I'll know it's the truth.

You can't live your whole life trying to
make other people happy.

I know I don't.

Thanks, Grandma.

You were right.

If I had just taken your advice in the
first place, none of this would have

happened.

Yeah, well, you know, sometimes you just
have to learn things on your own.

I mean, there are plenty of bad
situations I could have avoided if I had

taken your advice.

Does that mean you'll listen next time?

No.

I spent the whole day trying to not let
you and my grandma down, and all I did

was let myself down by turning my
birthday into a big mess.

I went from having two parties to no
party at all.

Not necessarily.

Now this is a party.

Happy birthday to me.

Time for me to drop it like it's hot.

Hey, it's not a party till you break
something, am I right?