All language subtitles for The Villains of Valley View s02e04 Overnight Success

Hey, folks.

Go online and check out our band, Mad
Heart. The roundup's anniversary show is

this Friday, and whatever band has the
most followers gets to perform.

So if you like us, give us a follow.

I'll take that as a no.

Follow us so you don't get your food
back.

Enjoy your meal.

Amy, you can't be aggressive with the
customers.

Why not?

It's working better than your method.

We've got to find a way to get these
people to follow us.

Maybe I could just turn up the friendly.

Wait. This goes up?

Hi. Want to check out our gym?

I'll turn up the friendly in the next
one.

Flyers. That's cute.

But I already have way more followers,
so you're wasting your time.

Not that I don't enjoy stepping on your
faces.

Who hurt you?

I'm already up to a thousand followers.

My parents chartered a plane to fly a
banner with the link to my music video.

And then tomorrow, we've got a
skywriter.

I'm going to own the sky.

Later, haters.

How many followers do we have?

Well,

we started the day at 52, and we're
ending the day at 51.

Amy. You and Hartley have to take your
soliciting outside.

Customers are complaining.

Plus, someone's going to have to clean
all this up, and there's a 100 % chance

that someone will be me.

Oh, well, in that case... Kind of set
myself up for that, didn't I?

Come on, out you go.

Can you at least kick out Jem, too?

Wait, Jem is here? Have you seen her
music video?

No, and why have you?

Okay, before you get mad, I meant to
hate -watch it, but then I forgot to

it. So I guess I, like, watched it.

I also may have followed her.

Amy, I think I solved her problem.

We should make a music video for way
better singers than Jen. And if more

see that, there's no way she gets more
followers than us. I don't know. Her

video was really good.

Yeah? Well, ours will be better. She had
pyrotechnics and special effects. I

don't see how it can be topped.

Heads up, everyone.

Jen Mayer is coming in hot.

What do you know? She's talking.

I'm sorry.

Are we filming a music video or running
a garage sale for a person who's clearly

given up on life?

Contest deadline's tomorrow.

So, I rated my grandma, she said. I
thought we'd give it a Katy Perry vibe

film ourselves wandering through the
sunflowers. Do you see how rusty those

spikes are? The only thing we're going
to be wandering through is an emergency

room.

Oh, look, it's Harry Gatner Styles.

I didn't have time to recruit backup
dancers, so we have Jake.

Quick question. Is it okay if my
character is a fan of Jem's video? I

all of her dance moves.

We're gonna lose.

Hartley, I'm sorry, but we'll never beat
Jem's rich kid video.

Uh, what's with the toilet?

Well, hardly I realized I built an
incredibly high -tech lair with the most

advanced technology in the world. But I
forgot one thing.

A bathroom.

Sometimes I find it genius to be hit or
miss.

So I'm embarking on a little do -it
-yourself project, but this one won't

Remind me never to buy used.

Okay, if I leave it here?

Um, no.

Oh, well, I'm gonna do it anyway.

Great. That's just the high -class touch
this video needs. I mean, Jem's got a

skydiver. We've got a potty.

Look, I know it's not perfect, but we
have to try.

I mean, how else are we going to get a
whole bunch of people to follow us in

day?

You know what? You're right, Hartley.

We should give it a try.

But only if you'll let me edit the final
product.

Sure.

You're, um, cutting me out of the video,
aren't you?

Dressed like that, you cut yourself out.

Well, Colby, would you care to explain
why our courtyard looks like a cheaply

made movie where the robots take over?

Which they will eventually.

It's only a matter of time before I'm
replaced by a cyborg in designer

Look, I didn't do this. And why should I
believe you? Well, for starters, this

looks like a lot of work and I'm pretty
lazy.

Oh, Mrs. Madden, thank you for gracing
us with your presence.

Half an hour late.

She's also lazy. Kind of runs in the
family.

Your son tinfoiled our courtyard.

Fortunately, Daphne caught him in the
act. Told me to look in his backpack,

when I did, I found these.

Colby. Oh, we've been over this.

Always destroy the evidence.

To think that he'd waste a perfectly
good household item.

I bet there's some poor soul out there
who can't even wrap their leftovers

now.

She's lying. I'm being framed.

Daphne would never do that.

And I should know because she's my
niece.

She's always been a good girl. She
didn't even cry as a baby.

And burden my family?

Never.

The key is a good swaddle.

Sometimes her mother Lulu and I would
swaddle each other while we watched our

soap.

Colby, I'm giving you a month's
detention.

Come on, Daphne. I need you to help
swaddle me from my midday nap.

Look, she framed me, and I'm going to
prove it.

I'll just bait her into doing something
bad, and when I catch her, I'll turn her

over to Tennyson.

Colby, that plan sounds pure evil, and
I'm not going to let you do it.

Without my supervision.

The views on our video are flooding in.

Speaking of floods, what's with the wet
sock?

Oh, well, I had a minor leak with a
bathroom renovation.

Just a drip. Very minor.

You're a genius and you're struggling
with a do -it -yourself project?

Who's struggling?

It's a minor issue.

That's the third time you've said minor.

Because it is!

Look, Amy, I'm a genius.

And as a genius, plumbing is beneath me,
literally and figuratively.

And I can use words like those because
I'm a genius.

That's the third time you've said
genius.

Because I am.

Amy, people love our new video.

I mean, I haven't seen it yet, but my
grandma has parental controls on my

Why does she... You know what? We'll get
into that later.

Anyways, we're getting a ton of new
followers.

We'll beat Jem easily.

Of course we will. Because I added a
little something in editing to make sure

people absolutely loved it.

A kind of little something.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Hey, Jake, have you seen our new video?

Nope. If you don't want to see this,
then I don't want to see that.

Come on, just give it a watch. No, Amy,
I told you I'm not interested.

music video I have ever seen.

It was?

Yeah, it blows Jem's video away. I
wanted to hate watch it, but instead I

watch it.

I am going to tell everyone I know to
follow Mad Heart.

What did you do?

Just a minor tweak.

I added Sonic Hypnosis.

Now anyone watching will be an instant
fan and follower. We're guaranteed to

beat Jem.

That wasn't a minor tweak.

No, it was not.

Amy, I don't want to have to brainwash
people to get them to like her music.

You don't want me to threaten people.
You don't want me to brainwash people.

You're really handcuffing me.

We should handcuff people.

All you're doing is making Jem look like
the good guy. You gotta undo this right

now. No way.

If I do that, Jem will definitely win.
Well, at least she'd win fairly.

Look, just be happy.

They're your best friends with a villain
who can use her powers to make your

life easier.

And a catch.

Fine. If you won't undo it, I will.

Mr.

Madden? Everything okay?

Oh, yeah. Fine.

For safety reasons, I'd avoid touching
that puddle, that puddle, or that

but otherwise, you're good.

Well, I wanted to ask your advice on
something, but if you're busy... Busy

a simple do -it -yourself project anyone
can do? Nonsense. Ask away.

Well, hypothetically, if Amy used her
sonic hypnosis on our music video to

brainwash people into liking us, would
there be a way to undo it? Sure, of

course. How? By, like, playing it
backwards or something?

Yeah, definitely.

Are we done here?

Uh, yeah.

Sure, you don't need any help. With this
little thing? Hartley, please, that's

insulting.

I don't suppose you have any sandbags on
you.

You know you don't have to be here. I'm
old enough to plot revenge on my own. Uh

-huh, and I'm bored enough to live
vicariously through you.

Check it out. There's no way Daphne can
resist looking at her uncle's unattended

laptop. Especially since I left open his
folder of gym selfies.

Oh.

Oh, I don't know what I was expecting,
but he's very bendy.

Oh, here she comes. Oh,

yikes.

There's something I can never unsee.

Boom, busted.

Oh, it's you.

Oh, and I see you brought your mommy.

Doesn't she have anything better to do?

Nope. Apart from a court date for unpaid
parking tickets, I'm totally free.

Have any of you seen my laptop?

Yes, your perfect little niece took it.

Wait,

what's going on? She was holding it like
two seconds ago. I would never steal

someone else's property, but she would.

Check her bag.

I've had it. All that's in there is a
hammer, a hoagie, and a lot of cash.

You know, mom's stuff.

laptop when his phone is so much easier
to put in my pocket?

Mm -hmm.

I'm starting to see where Colby learned
his behavior.

Can you feel the judgment?

Hey, what's your deal? What did I ever
do to you?

Let me refresh your memory.

Monday, cafeteria, lunchtime.

You took the last chocolate milk. So I
had to wash down my BLT with regular

milk. Like an animal!

So your cutthroat antics are the result
of something that petty?

Watch it, Curly. That's my game.

They came on, Grandma.

Is it bad how much I want to get revenge
on her?

Of course not. We're villains.

When they go low, we go lower.

There you are.

Were you looking for me? No.

I was looking for you.

Since you went behind my back and added
sonic hypnosis, I decided to go behind

yours and reverse it.

You did what now?

I took down the video you posted and
replaced it with the same one played

backwards. And all the fake followers
you got us have already watched it.

right. I undid what you did. Boom!

Okay. First off, great speech. Very
spirited.

Second, that's not how it works. You
can't just reverse it.

So I didn't do anything?

Oh, it definitely did something.

You didn't stop them from being fans.
You turned them into obsessed super

Which is actually kind of cool.

Move it, sheep.

Why are these freaks spawning over you
and not me?

Guessing you didn't watch our video?

No. I don't spend any more time looking
at you than I have to.

Hey, something's weird.

So until I find out what it is...

Off my stage.

Your stage? Look around. This is our
stage.

And we are never leaving.

I got our show!

Okay, now we're leaving.

in my living room. Oh, no, you too. And
by the way, your squealing is worse than

your dancing.

I am your biggest fan. Will you do me
the honor of shining my face?

Okay, I know we're in crisis mode, but
this is a rare opportunity.

I heart a...

and seats in the living room.

I had to move everything up here.

The lair flooded through the way. Genius
who didn't read the instructions before

installing a toilet.

The joke's on you. I pivoted from the
toilet and installed the world's most

powerful bidet.

The water pressure is ten times stronger
than a fire hose.

And that's a good thing?

Not really, no.

Hey, who are all those people?

little distracted dealing with a minor
issue that turned out to be the worst

of my life.

If anyone gets in and sees these suits,
our secret could

be exposed.

Lock everything!

How do we fix this?

I guess I could use my sonic hypnosis to
brainwash them to not like us. We just

need to reach everyone at the same time.

Oh, I know.

We could do a live stream from the front
porch. We just need someone to track

the views and make sure everyone's
watching.

Think you can handle that, Dad?

Does it involve plumbing? No.

I'm in.

I know what you're up to, Weasel.

You were trying to make it look like I
rigged your locker to explode chocolate

milk so you can report me to my uncle.

You got me.

You know what happened to the last
person who tricked a Tennyson?

Oh? Me neither, because it never
happened.

Principal Tennyson, your innocent little
niece just rigged my locker to explode

chocolate milk when I opened it. He's
setting me up, Uncle Kiki.

Okay, let's keep it professional.

Around here, it's Principal Kiki.

And Colby, I have had enough of you
trying to make my niece look bad. Do you

know that she's never had a cavity?

Me? Take out the fake stuff and I'm all
gum.

Well, if Daphne isn't setting me up,
then what's that string on her hand?

string? Let me see.

No!

Daphne, how could you?

But it wasn't me. Save it.

If you can be this conniving, I'm
guessing you were behind the laptop and

tinfoil.

Colby, you are off the hook.

Daphne? Starting tomorrow, I'm sending
you, where no Tennyson has gone before,

to the detention room.

Really? Haven't you been there? Oh, no.

Completely unsupervised.

Looks like you messed with the wrong
guy.

Or the right one.

Huh? You've got game, Madden.

This is the first one I've had since I
got here.

When you're the principal's niece, you
have to be perfect.

And boring.

I gotta do something to keep things
fresh.

Wait, so...

Tormenting me was just a game for your
amusement.

Respect.

I still can't figure out how you got me,
but all I can say is your victory is

going to be shorter than my uncle's gym
shorts.

She entwisted.

I really like her.

Hey, and great idea using your
transference power to make me invisible

the string on her hand.

Thanks for your help, Mom. Let's get out
of here. Got to grab my backpack.

I can't believe it.

She got me again.

That was actually me.

Mom's got to have some fun, too.

I built a sophisticated supercomputer so
I can keep track of the views.

You know you could use your phone,
right?

It floated away in the flood.

Okay, for this to work, we'll go from
the top, make sure everyone's watching.

Then on my dad's cue, hit him with my
phonic hypnosis.

Okay, everyone, who's ready for some mad
heart?

And who wants Amy's clothes?

I do. I want Amy's clothes.

We should probably do this.

Right. Let's give him the most exciting.

and the most disappointing concert of
their lives.

your face say, I heart Amy?

What?

Don't look at me! I'm hideous!

Don't worry, my high -powered bidet will
blast that right off!

What is going on?

I guess our fans just lost interest.

So that means I win, right?

Say it.

Say it?

Yes. Congratulations, Jim, you...

Did not lose.

That doesn't really count. Yes, it does.
Get off our lawn.

house one day. It might just take some
time.

I'm fine with that.

How long are we talking?

Like, two nights? I could do three, Max.

It'll take as long as it's supposed to
take.

And we should enjoy every beat of this
journey, which includes getting fans and

followers the right way.

You know I'm not big on the right way.

Well, maybe you should rethink that,
since your way almost got your secret

exposed.

Secret?

Too bad I can't use sonic hypnosis on
myself.

I'd like to erase the image of Jake
dancing.

Pretty sure we can all agree that was
not dancing.

Sonic hypnosis?

I knew there was something weird about
that girl.

And I'm going to find out what it is.