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Oh.

Yeah! Ha-ha!

Bedtime!

Whoo-hoo! Bedtime!

Yeah!

Did you wash your face?

Yes.

No.

Story time! Story time!

-Wee! -Yes!

Shh.

Once upon a time, there was a brave and noble princess

named Peach.

She was the great protector of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Her story began many years ago.

I want to hear the story about the plumbers.

We did that one last night

and the night before, and the night before.

-Plumber. Plumber. -Plumber.

-Plumber! Plumber! -Plumber! Plumber!

-Okay. -Whoo-hoo!

I hooked on the brothers.

-Mario and Luigi… -Get to the Donkey Kong part!

-Donkey Kong! Donkey Kong! -Donkey Kong! Donkey Kong!

Donkey Kong! Donkey--

Let's leave the rest for tomorrow.

You all get tucked in the bed. Alright?

I'll be right back.

Princess Rosalina, you're coming with me.

-You messed with the wrong-- -Mama.

I had a bad dream.

Uh-oh. It wasn't a dream.

From the ashes of his father's defeat

rises a new conqueror.

The 'Bowser' name shall be feared once more!

-Would you shut up? -I'm just so happy for you.

Your first princess nabbing!

Leave my Mama alone!

No!

Wahoo!

Whoo-hoo!

That jump you hit back there?

-Mario, are we cool motorcycle guys now? -Obviously.

Oh! You're here!

Now, where's the troubled pipe?

Okay, okay. How about pointing?

Okay. I guess we'll just follow that terrifying noise.

Come on. You're not the scared guy anymore.

Yes I am! People don't change!

There's the problem.

Put the bricks back! Put the bricks back!

I looked down that hole,

and a devil looked back!

Hey. It's all right.

Easy.

Okay. Okay now.

What's your name, little guy?

Yoshi.

Nice to meet you, Yoshi.

How did you get in a warp pipe?

"Out of the road!’

Oh.

I guess we'll never know.

Found the problem.

-Hola, Yoshi! -Yoshi?

Yoshi. Yoshi.

All that trouble over a Yoshi.

Yeah. You know, we found the little fella and…

Where'd he go?

Ah, he seemed like a nice guy.

Vroom, vroom.

He knows that's my bike, right?

Aaah!

Where are you taking us?

Try and enjoy it, Princess.

It's the last place you'll ever see alive.

It's pretty cool, alright?

I really think my dad's gonna love it.

Mama, I'm scared.

It's gonna be alright.

My Koopas! Guess who stole a princess!

-Yeah! -Yeah!

Not just any princess.

The guardian of the cosmos, the mother of the stars.

With her powers, we will destroy the universe!

She will give her life for our glory!

[all] Yeah!

How's that for a speech?

Very descriptive.

Ow!

No one hurts my kid!

Go!

The great battle of my life draws near!

It is time to free my father!

'Happy Birthday Princess Peach!'

Think she'll like it?

Mario, do you have feelings for the Princess?

Whaaat?!

W-what?

Can't a guy give his good buddy a perfect present

just to show her just how much she means to him?

"When the moon hits your eye"

"Like a big pizza pie, that's amore"

I'm not in love with Peach!

Let's just go.

-Hey, guys! -Hey-hey, Toad! Looking good.

Um, who is this?

Yoshi.

Who could resist that face?

Come on!

So, some cool dinosaur just shows up, and he's now part of the group.

-Hey uh, have you seen the Princess? -Nope.

Hey.

You're missing your own party.

I hate birthdays.

Yeah…

Luigi spent his 10th birthday crying.

Said his childhood was over.

Well, the crazy thing is, today is not my real birthday.

It's just the day the Toads found me.

I have no idea where I came from.

I've lived my entire life wondering

where my family is.

That must be so hard.

Sometimes I just feel so… lost.

Guess since it's not your actual birthday,

you don't want a present?

Mario!

Okay! Fine, fine.

Oh.

I love it.

Whoa.

Look.

Princess Peach, I've finally found you.

Oh!

Feel better now?

I can't believe it's really you.

Our Mama read us so many bedtime stories about you.

Me? Are you sure?

She said anything ever happened to her,

to find you and you would help us.

Princess, our Mama's been taken.

What happened?

A giant robot took her to a scary planet

out beyond the Gateway Galaxy.

Can you help us?

-Peach, sorry. I-- -Yes, yes. We were eavesdropping.

-Don't even think about leaving us… -Guys.

Can we just give the Princess a minute?

She'll figure out what to do.

I disagree, Mario.

Even though my pajamas say otherwise.

There is nothing to figure out. She is not leaving!

-Yes. -Alright, guys.

Let's go. We'll discuss more in the morning.

Good night, Princess.

Toad, pack our things.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

What happened?

She left this for you.

'Dear Mustache, I've gone to the Gateway Galaxy'

‘to begin my search for the Luma's mom.'

'I'm leaving the kingdom in your hands.’

'Sincerely, Peach.'

"Sincerely"? Ooh-la-la! That's a good sign.

Princess Peach is gone?

Oh, no!

Everyone, calm down.

The Super Mario Brothers can take care of the kingdom.

Whoo-hoo!

Now what?

Hey, big guy!

You scared me!

You wanted to see us?

Don't move, I'll be right up.

"Sippin' the soup…"

"Cleanin' the paint!"

"I'll also trim the bonsai bush."

"Here we go!"

Ha-ha! Hey, Luigi!

What's up, Mario?

Behold! I made a masterpiece for Princess Peach.

What do you think?

And be honest.

Love the colors.

The criticism I give you is "It's trash."

How dare you look at my masterpiece and say that?

You think painting is easy?

I'll burn the skin off your bones!

Wow!

I'm sorry about that.

That's the old Bowser talking.

Ha! Still working through my demons, I suppose.

All good. All better now.

Anyway, it's not just a present.

It's a peace offering.

I'd like you to release me.

Not for good behavior. For awesome behavior.

She'll never release you.

And don't even ask about making you big again.

Even though I totally rehabilitated?

Mario, he's really changed.

We're doing a weekly book club together.

I bring the soup!

She doesn't trust you, and neither do I.

Oh, you better start trusting me, or I will eat your soul!

I'm sorry. It's just… Oh, wow.

Alright. You know what guys?

I'm gonna hit the sack.

I need my eight hours, or else I really turn into a monster.

Aah! Ow!

Nighty-night.

We gotta get out of here.

Go, go, go!

That's everyone. Let's go.

Mamma mia.

Whoa.

In the name of the Koopas,

I demand that you release my father.

Over my dead body.

Fight with me.

Where do we start over?

Let's introduce ourselves.

Okay, um. Hi, I'm Luigi.

I'm Bowser Jr.

And I'm gonna be taking my father

now!

You've doing so great, but thought you might need a hand.

Dad!

Hold on!

Everyone okay?

Where are we?

Sweet freedom!

You gotta be kidding me.

-Bye, suckers! -Hey! Get back here!

No! You can't catch the wind!

-I just kinda did. -It was a metaphor!

-Stop it! -Never!

You should probably spit him out.

Ooh!

That was intense!

Guys, this is embarrassing.

I'm still a tiny work in progress.

Sorry now.

Do you expect me to shake the hand of a turtle

whose son just attacked me?

My… son?

I haven't seen him in years.

Mario, I was a terrible father.

He must hate me.

Hate you?

Your son tried to chop my head off just to free you.

He wants to see you.

He could just use some guidance.

Really?

You think I might have a shot at reconnecting with my boy?

See, Mario? He's got really in touch with his feelings.

I'm drowning in them!

Alright. Let's just keep moving.

We gotta find a way off this planet and get to Peach.

Look! There it is!

Oh!

Whoa.

The Gateway Galaxy!

Toad, where are you going?

This must be who we're looking for.

'Missing: Princess Rosalina'

‘No! No!’

Princess? Are you okay?

Ukiki is lost.

Have you seen Ukiki's friends?

Aw! We've got a lost little monkey.

I got ya. I got ya.

That monkey just used his cuteness for crime!

-Toad! Wait! -All our powerups and coins are in there!

And my unfinished novel!

-Pardon me! -Excuse me. Sorry.

Gah!

Gotcha now!

Look, he jumped through the wall!

Stay close.

Hey! You!

Hey! Give me my backpack!

Dad, I know you're down there somewhere.

Sire, it is hopeless.

The important thing now in our time of grief is to stay strong for each other!

Will you get a hold of yourself? We've gotta keep looking for Papa!

So, um, Bowser wants to talk to you about something.

You know, Mario, all boys believe their fathers are larger than life.

I don't wanna disappoint my boy by being so small.

I'm not making you big.

You're used to living a pint-sized life.

But I was born to be big!

Undo the power of the Blue Mushroom

and I shall fight by your side for all of eternity.

That's a good deal. Eternity is a long time.

We will be unstoppable!

Mm… No.

Come on, hit me Mario. Hit me.

Now, Mario. Hit him. We-we can trust him.

-Hit me! Hit me! -Oh, just go ahead, hit him.

Hit me now!

You tiny pathetic failure of a plumber!

You will not regret this.

What are you guys waiting for? There's a castle up there. Come on!

Follow me!

Sorry!

Princess.

Ukiki.

Look at what you brought me.

Princesses… are very valuable.

Ukiki thinks your novel stinks.

Ow! Ah!

What is it with you princesses and "getting captured"?

You know something about that missing princess?

Mm.

Not… a… thing.

You listen to me, you slime ball.

You're gonna tell me exactly where Rosalina is.

Or what?

Oh, Princess. You're going to regret that.

Ha!

Ha-ha!

Booyah!

Oh, boy.

Where is she?

Do I look like a snitch?

-Oh! Yes, I do! -This is your last chance.

Okay, okay! Listen to me.

-Bowser's kid took her. -Where?

The Space Junk Galaxy.

-Toad. -Give me that!

Get me Bowser Jr. Now!

Move those little legs, shortcake.

Hi. We need some help getting off your planet.

You have to speak to the queen.

And the scary looking guy stays here.

I got this.

Hello, Your Highness.

We are trying to get to the Gateway Ga--

You're the aliens who destroyed my flower field.

Imprison them! Take them to the honey mines!

Not on my watch!

Someone must pay for their crimes.

Release them!

I shall serve their sentence in their stead.

I can do the work of a hundred men and at least ten thousand bees.

Take me, and send them to the Gateway Galaxy.

We have a deal. Get them to the Gateway Galaxy!

You sure about this?

You're not as horrible as I thought.

Thank you.

Put that away.

Take care of him, okay?

I always do.

This miserable bug will give you passage.

Go. Make your old enemy proud.

When I'm free, me and my girl are gonna go dancing

till the sun rises.

You got a honey back home?

She bailed at the altar.

Left me twisted in the wind.

I'm still healing.

Remembering who I was before her.

That is one sensitive soul.

Oh!

Stay strong! You'll find the right one someday!

Hi, dad.

Junior?

Ho-ho-ho! My boy!

You got so big.

This is all yours?

Hey, aren't you supposed to be in boarding school?

Boarding school? More like boring school. I got expelled.

You really grew up when I wasn't paying attention.

Dad, we're about to become the two most powerful dudes in the universe!

Remember when I was a baby turtle?

You were trying so hard to conquer the world!

But once in a while, you'd have a night off.

And you'd tuck me in and told me our favorite bedtime story.

Those were the best nights of my life!

Tell me the story.

Again?

Back in the days of yore,

there was a powerful villain with awesome hair.

He loved conquering everything.

You see, this villain had a son.

The two roamed the universe desperate for a place to call home.

But everywhere they went was just incredibly…

Lame.

Gross!

So, they decided to make their own planet!

Behold! Planet Bowser!

The sinister sanctuary where they can spend the rest of the days.

They built an evil roller coaster

with a gorge full of lava.

They carved a giant mountain into the shape of their heads.

And at the top of the planet, they built the biggest cannon ever!

It could destroy the universe!

They called it…

The Boomsday Weapon!

To power it, they needed…

The most powerful princess in the universe!

And when they had drained all her power and the weapon was ready,

they went planet by planet

destroying all those who disrespected them!

Boom!

Until they danced on the ashes of the universe and reigned supreme! The end.

Tell me again tomorrow night.

Of course. Good night, my boy.

Shh.

Dad, I built us that planet.

You did?

We're going there right now.

You and me. Two Bowsers.

No limits.

My Lords.

We have a problem.

Welcome to the information booth.

My name is R.O.B.

Would you like some information?

We need to find a pilot. And quick.

Certainly.

Pilots can be found on the flight deck.

Which is located right over…

Oh, R.O.B. You're killing me!

I'm sorry. I do not wish to kill you.

Ugh, Toad!

-I am R.O.B. -I know!

Great. Thanks for visiting "information".

Where is the flight deck?

Right over…

Ugh!

…here.

-Thank you! -You're welcome.

Hi, there! Can you take us to the Space Junk Galaxy?

Uh, nope.

Excuse me, how much to take us to the Space Junk Galaxy?

Too dangerous for this little fly boy!

So, tell me this.

Why is a princess trying to go to the most dangerous place in the galaxy?

Who are you?

Don't ask me personal questions.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I just--

I'm Fox McCloud!

Leader of the legendary Star Fox team!

I don't care about three things. Keeping the Lylat system safe,

fighting with my buds, and doing extreme, dangerous barrel rolls.

Let's go!

And one day, my warp drive exploded,

blew a giant hole in the fabric of space and time,

and I got sucked into another universe.

That's what I get for making a frog my engineer.

And now I roam your galaxy, trying to find a way home.

Doing good, when the price is right.

Oh, I also have cool space boots.

Wow.

Now that's the backstory of the guy who's going to take us to the Space Junk Galaxy.

How desperate for money do you think I am?

Alright, we got a deal.

I'll fill up the Arwing,

we'll take off in five.

That was the coolest dude I've ever seen.

Mario, I have a great idea.

When you see Peach,

you should catch up and go, "Bla-Bla-Bla"!

"Oh, hi! How are you?" And then boom!

You should ask her out on a date!

I don't know, Lu. You think a princess would have a date with a plumber?

Mario, she would be the luckiest princess in the world to be your girlfriend.

She is going to say yes!

And then you're going to ask her if she has a friend for me!

Now, we just need to find her.

It is right over…

Peach!

Peach!

Mario!

Oh! Yoshi's here. Yay.

Mario!

A handshake?

Thought it could be cool.

Just thought it could be cool, and that-that could be good.

And cool.

Mario, I found out where Rosalina is.

And this guy's gonna take us there.

Nice ride.

Nice 'stache.

Let's-a go.

Whoo-hoo!

You gotta love a space rogue!

He doesn't look like a rogue to me. He looks like Ms. Cassolano's dog.

Can Ms. Cassolano's dog do this?

I like this guy!

Might wanna hang on to something!

They're gonna pay for that!

Wait, Junior! I kinda got to know them.

They're super lame,

but I still feel bad about killing them.

What're you talking about? Not killing them?

Well, that's weird.

Okay. I'm doing this one for you, Dad.

When I'm done with them, they'll be crying for their mommies.

What's that gonna do?

Bowser! He played us.

Oh, babies!

No!

Boom!

Don't worry, dad. This time tomorrow,

you'll have forgotten all about those dorks in overalls.

The whole universe will be ours!

How 'bout now?

Nope.

Toad! The babies!

On it!

Come here!

Yoshi! Come back!

Yoshi. Yoshi. Yoshi!

Come here.

Come here!

Luigi!

Mario!

Yoshi! (ECHO)

Let go! Let go!

Give it! Give it! Give it to me! Give it to--

Oh, uh.

I kinda liked being a baby.

All the scary thoughts running through my head just disappeared, you know.

We're gonna fix you up like new, okay?

It's gonna be fine. It's just a dent.

Just a dent.

Hey, we are gonna find a way off this planet.

Mario, we're galaxies away from Rosalina.

We can't fix the ship.

And somehow, we keep adding dinosaurs!

I know you're frustrated.

Princesses don't get frustrated!

Alright, but can I be not frustrated with you?

Uh, Breaker, Breaker, this is Big Green with Little Red

and Legal Beagle.

We are looking for an EVAC ASAP.

'Had bit of a fender bender in Dinotown.'

'We're hauling some large cargo with…'

Come on! You can do it!

Look what happens when you don't have a bedtime.

'Mayday, Mayday. This is the Big Luigi Dachshund, over and out.'

Luigi?

Their mustaches were ridiculous.

But they weren't bad guys.

They were your friends, huh?

Nothing's more dangerous than a friend.

When your armor's down, they'll stab you in the back.

Where did you hear that?

It's what you told me when you dropped me off for my first day at school.

I am a good dad.

Those friends of yours tried to ruin you,

turn you into something you're not.

You know who won't hurt you?

Your family.

Family is forever.

Close your eyes.

Dad!

Wait for it.

Now open.

Guys.

There's something extremely weird flying towards us.

Let's-a go!

We'll be at Space Junk Galaxy before nap time.

'Once upon a time, there was a brave and noble princess'

'named Peach.’

'Her story begins many years ago'

'when she lived on a small planet with her sister, Rosalina.'

'The two sisters were made of stardust.'

‘Their love burned as brightly as the stars themselves.’

'Together, they could summon the power of the cosmos.'

'But evil forces wanted the power for themselves.'

‘Rosalina… had to send Peach away'

'to safety.

'No! No! No!’

'The Toads raised and protected her'

'until she became strong enough to protect them.'

Dad, welcome to Planet Bowser!

You really built all this?

But that's not all.

We have our very own Boomsday Weapon!

And the princess I kidnapped to power it!

The universe will never forgive you!

This is who you are. This is where you belong.

Tonight we destroy the Mushroom Kingdom,

tomorrow, the universe!

Yeah! Long live the King!

They're waiting for you.

Sometimes, on this Rainbow Road of life, we lose our way.

But if you're lucky,

a tiny version of yourself helps you remember your true calling.

My Koopas! Your king has returned!

We'll get you on the planet.

Buckle up. It's about to get crazy.

Star Fox team is ready!

Sick.

Come on!

Let's do this.

Incoming!

Do a barrel roll!

Yay!

You're up, Mustache!

Good luck!

Wahoo!

I don't know what that means.

It means you go this way, we go that way.

Oh, gotcha.

Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

It won't be long now, Dad.

What?

My Lords, our tormentors have returned!

I'll take care of 'em.

I built a security system that's next level.

They're gonna get torn to pieces!

I love being a dad.

Oh, the days are long, but the years are short.

'Hello, Princess and Mario.'

Prepare to meet your maker.

I've gotcha now.

I won't let them ruin this.

Bowser!

Didn't have to be this way.

I know there's still some good in there.

Let us pass. Now!

Or what? You humiliate me at my wedding?

You shrink me to a nubbin and put me in a jar?

Make me join a book club?

We had our moment, Mario.

The Bowser is back.

And now you feel my fury!

No. No. No!

Dad!

Dad.

I am the Lord of Bones!

I am the Skull King!

And I am his son!

Mario!

Go. Save her.

Yoshi?

Very weird.

Ow!

Finish this, Lu.

-Lu! -What? You know I never learned how to draw!

Yes!

No!

In the name of the Koopas--

Junior!

Daddy! Please help me!

Junior!

Ha-ha-ha!

Dad!

Oh, my boy!

Rosalina!

I need you to try!

I knew you would come for me.

Hey! Found your femur, Dad!

Doing great, my boy!

Let's find my foot.

Mario!

Mario! Come meet my sister.

I'm so happy you found each other.

Uh, I love a family reunion!

-Hey-o! -Hey-o!

Mama?

My babies!

We missed you so much!

I missed you too.

Mama, can we visit the Mushroom Kingdom?

I wanna see the castle.

Okay, okay.

Where's your castle?

Ah, well, the castle! Yeah, the castle! Um…

It died.

What're you talking about?

You know what guys? We're gonna rebuild

the best castle ever! Who wants to help?

-Oh, yeah! -Whoo-hoo!

Wahoo!