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Hi. Hello.

Come on in.

Have a seat on the couch over there.

My name's Chris.

I'm Rachel. I got a gift certificate saying that I should come here for a

massage. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, and, you know, my friend sent me to you, said it was a really good place,

and I actually have a fear of water.

You're scared of water?

Yeah, it's called aquaphobia. Oh, wow.

I don't know if your friend told you, but this is a bubbly massage.

So there's going to be some water involved.

Okay. Would you like to come upstairs with me? Maybe we can work on this fear.

I'll take good care of you.

Okay. Are you sure? I promise.

I hate water.

You're in good hands. Okay.

Okay. Trust you.

Well,

I don't know about the bath. You know what? I think I'll drown in there.

You're not going to drown in there. Yeah, I can't go in there. You can reach

bottom with your arm. Don't even worry about it. No, I can't do it.

Okay, well, let's just get your clothes off.

No, I'm not going to go in there. You don't understand me. Okay, but I'm just

trying to get you naked right now. Okay.

Just relax.

Relax. It's okay. You can get me naked.

Okay.

Ooh, nice.

Can you get your shoes off of me right now?

Amen.

I'm not going to go in the bathtub, so... I'm not going to go in there.

relax. No, I'm not going to relax because I'm going to drown in there. I'm

even trying to make you go in there. You could drown in like a teaspoon of

water, and that's a lot of fucking water, and I'm not going to do that. You

so silly.

I'm going to take you to the shower. Look, there's a drain.

You're not going to drown.

You'll be fine.

And I would take a really good... I don't know about the shower either.

Well, don't you get clean.

Come on. Come on.

We're just going to get a little wet.

It's okay.

Let me turn the water on again nice for you.

Oh, man, I can't go in there. No, it's fine.

It feels really good.

I don't know what... Oh, God.

It's fine, but... Come on.

If it's too hot or cold, you can adjust it. Thank you for helping me.

You know where you are. I think you are. Yeah, like, you're doing so good right

now.

Let me get you a cushion.

And let it down a little.

You're so scared of people, Mike.

Yeah. All right.

Mike.

Mike.

Mike.

What are you doing?

Yeah,

I love it.

Pepper down.

Oh, my God.

Nobody could answer that. Okay.

Shut up, I told you.

No, I'm not going in there.

I'm too scared to go in there. Come on.

I have an idea.

You have an idea?

Yes. This is going to be fun.

Here we go.

This is going to be fun.

I know.

What's that for?

Are you watching?

Get a nice little puppy.

Don't be scared.

You like?

Want to do another one?

I'm safer than water.

Okay, let me die.

Let me die.

You want to be okay?

You doing okay?

Yes, I'm good.

Are you relaxing at all?

Yeah.

Very relaxed.

I'm not going to make you get in a big, scaly bathtub.

Thanks for that.

Just let me know when you're ready.

You good?

Yeah.

The real massage is all about right here.

This is nice.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

Is it going to happen in a bad time now?

No, but I think you helped my fear out.

Pretty good.

Awesome.

It's all well and good.

Yay!

You did it!

Yay!